暴雨前的寧靜 - 成人話題討論

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By Isla
at 2015-06-20T00:14

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早上六點多的天空

沒有一絲陽光

而是灰濛濛的一片 烏雲密佈

雲層間還夾雜著閃電

天空轟隆聲作響 有點嚇人

這城市似乎要發生什麼大事

這幾天著實不太平靜啊..

新聞充斥著富二代遇害的新聞

聽說警方已經鎖定某個叫復醜者的神秘團體

街上也貼滿了他們招募生力軍的口號

"順手捐一穴 救救醜肥宅"
"來啊 給開司一個穴"
"不管香屄臭屄 可插的屄都是好屄 by台南鄧洨平"
"親愛的處男們 投降吧 餓了嗎?累了嗎? 只能上西斯板看侏羅紀露奶打手槍嗎? 倦了吧
? 來吧 我們準備了熱騰騰的穴 投向我們的懷抱吧 by台南吸特樂"

我皺著眉頭

無法想像這些都是什麼人

你妹的還好我不是什麼高富帥

我只是一位高中教官

我姓史

大家都叫我史教官

一般人對教官的刻板印象就是死板

不懂變通 難親近

但我不是

在外面或許我是個路人

但在學校裡可是每個學生愛戴的史教官

來講講我當教官與學生快樂的每日

每天一大早4點

騎著腳踏車去學校 因為我愛環保

在校門口歡迎學生

"hey 早安"
"hey 妳裙子太長囉 校規是膝上十公分哦"
"hey 嘖 妳這小騷貨 要穿內褲啦"

我總是微笑的叮嚀學生

hey是我的口頭禪

它有種神奇的魔力 能夠拉近人與人的距離

"教官~~早"一位女學生向我問早

並拉起裙子給我看她新買的內褲

我微笑的搖搖頭

身為教官對學生當然一視同仁

不管好學生壞學生 正妹或肥宅

我都會一視同仁

"教官早~~"一位肥宅有活力的跟我說早

我微微笑的看著他 叫他過來

然後罰他做伏地挺身1000個

"你剛剛駡我幹你娘是不是?恩?"我鄙視的看著肥宅

"我...啊..我說..早安...."肥宅邊做邊哭著回答

在校園角落裡

一群屁孩正對著一位正妹女學生勒索調戲

"hey 你們在幹嘛!!!?"

屁孩看到我後成鳥獸散

"教官~~~嗚"女學生跑到我懷裡哭泣

我一手拍著她的背 一手捏揉著她的乳頭

安撫著她

"hey 乖 沒事了 別哭 史教官在這"我說

她嬌羞的點點頭

中午吃飯時間 也總會一堆女學生

搶著和我一起吃飯

我們聚在校園裡的一顆老榕樹下吃著午餐

飯後我會文青的吹著口琴給她們聽

當然女學生們也很有音樂細胞

她們會幫我吹喇叭或是吹簫伴奏

"噗滋噗滋"音樂聲傳遍每個角落

放學後 校外聚集著一群飆族 似乎想找我可愛的學生麻煩

我一夫當關

一打一百多個手持AK47步槍的飆車族

成功趕走他們

"教官..你受傷了.."一名女學生難過的看著我

"hey 別擔心 小傷而已"我微微笑

"來我家 我幫你擦藥"
"來我家啦 我爸媽不在"
"滾啦 一群臭屄 不懷好意 教官來我家 我今天安全期..羞"

女學生們拉著我

我依然無奈的微笑看著她們

但身為教官 怎能單獨與女學生共處一室

我的道德不允許

所以我把她們都帶回我家擦藥

那晚 真是美好的夜晚



"鈴鈴鈴鈴鈴鈴~~"

鬧鐘響起

吵鬧聲打破了我的美夢

我起了床

是的 現在開始才是我真正精實的教官日常



早上五點多 我刷完牙洗完臉

騎著只有一個輪子的腳踏車去學校

因為一個輪胎被學生拆掉了

早上七點

我站在校門口 表情嚴肅的看著每位學生

"欸 你!!衣服給我紥進去!!"我對著一位痞子學生大喊

他停下腳步 惡狠狠的盯著我

身為教官被這種態度對待 當然不能忍

於是我使出大絕

手插口袋 眼神望著遠方四處漂移

假裝沒事 直到他走遠

既然拿壞學生沒辦法 只能找肥宅下手

"hey 你!!死胖子!!!!怎麼沒打領帶?過來!!100下伏地挺身!!"我怒吼

肥宅一臉疑惑的走過來

我嘴角微微揚起 教官威嚴get


十分鐘後

我滿頭大汗的做著伏地挺身

因為那肥宅高我兩顆頭 體重是我的三倍

我打不過他 所以自己伏地挺身請罪

這年頭...教官真難當...


上課時間

校園的廁所角落裡 一群屁孩正在欺負及勒索

"錢咧?這麼少?昨天不是要你拿一千來嗎?"一個染著金色頭髮的屁孩說著

"對..對不起啦..我今天只帶50買便當..求求你啦..明天一定帶.."我哀求著

沒錯 被勒索的就是我

我立正站好 動也不敢動

"喂!!你們!!上課不上課!!"校長走過來怒吼

學生們立刻逃跑

"校長~~~嗚嗚"我鼻青臉腫的抱著校長大腿求救

"滾啦 死肥宅 油滴到我了啦"校長嫌棄的拼命用腳把我甩開


午休時間 女學生們圍在一起吃便當

炫耀著昨天又給哪個騎bws的屁孩插了

"真的真的 他用整台bws插進來 超潮der"女學生紅著臉說

還不時開玩笑互摸胸部 好不色情

而我一個人則是蹲在餿水桶旁吃麵包

哀怨的看著她們


放學時間

我看到校門口圍了一群人

原來是校門口一堆飆車族在堵人

每個屁孩嘴裡叼的不是菸

而是叼排氣管

每吸一口 就會發出"哼哼哼~~"聲音

本來我想從後門跑掉

但我看到了一個人也站在門口

她是我們學校的一位老師

是個台法混血兒

那雪亮的雙眼 長而翹的睫毛

金色的頭髮 尖挺的大D 那水蛇般的小蠻腰 蜜桃般的翹臀

啊啊啊啊啊嘶~~

不是我在說

我跟她交情不是普通的好

就算全校師生的鄙視我 嫌棄我

我每天只要跟她聊聊天 就會治癒我受傷的心靈

而且對話內容極度sexy 充滿性暗示

一天對話兩次 內容是
"早安" "再見"

這..太sexy了啦..

我想到就不自覺的掩面害羞


她也有一個很法國風格的名字

她叫"bonjuor"

不同語言有不同唸法 差異可大了

中文就是唸"繃啾" 台語就是唸“繃啾“ 客家話就是唸“繃啾“

夠法國風吧




喜歡她 非常喜歡 能夠跟繃啾在同校工作

我死而無憾

為了她 我決定挺身而出

我坐在椅子上 被兩個學生霸氣抬出場

因為我腿軟加尿失禁 所以只能坐在椅子上叫學生抬我出去

"hey!! 不準欺負我的學生!!"我抖著雙腿滴著尿大喊

"殺小啦" "很丘膩?" "出來講啦" "打爆你" "hey殺小"

飆仔們嗆聲 但我不能退縮

因為繃啾老師在看


他們並不知道 我是佛山無影腳創始人的曾孫

我朝空中踢了幾腳 那力道劃破空氣

"碰碰碰碰"聲響嚇得飆仔不知所挫

我慢慢的向前 腿不停的踢擊

看著我英勇的背影吧 繃啾

"喝!!"我向飆仔們用佛山無影腳飛踢去


十秒後

我被飆仔們塞進ㄆㄨㄣ桶裡當佛跳牆...

我躺在保健室 繃啾老師幫我擦藥

她溫柔的用棉花擦拭著我臉上的血

這情境...正不是告白的好機會嗎!!?


"hey 妳..hey..那個...hey 妳覺得我這個人怎麼樣?"我緊張的問

"痾..呵呵.."她笑著沒說話

這絕對是叫我趕快告白的意思啊!!

"我..hey 我..喜翻尼~~"我閉眼大喊

等我睜開眼時 看到她用鄙視的眼神看我

"不要給你臉不要臉 癩蛤蟆想吃天鵝肉 死胖子 要追我可以啊 問我男朋友Sissy老師
你老二比他大再說"她斜眼看著我說

Sissy老師是我們學校的英文老師

外國來的 是個黑人

我非常震驚!! 我以為只有某些純種台女才愛歪國屌

沒想到混血兒也愛!!

"那沒事了.."我起身低著頭走出保健室

走了將近五十公尺 停下腳步 全身顫抖

"沒事才有鬼!!!!"我爆怒大喊 衝回保健室

累積了一個月的怒氣一次爆發

全身着火 衝回她面前

撕開她的上衣 露出法國奶

"啊阿啊阿~幹嘛...你幹嘛阿.."她大叫

我沒理她 嘴凑上去吸吮著乳頭

"nono no..嘶~~"她咬著下唇皺著眉頭

乳頭因為受刺激變得又硬又挺

我手也不閒著的往她的短裙裡伸

先是撫摸著大腿內側 再往上伸輕撫著她的穴

"不行不行.."她喊著

說不行我更興奮!!我摳著她的屄

每秒震動一億下 超高速!!

淫水瞬間噴發 還夾雜著法國麵包

她顫抖著腿軟癱在地上

但還沒結束 我拉起她

以背後式插入

開始擺動我的腰 深入淺出抽插

"黑人有什麼了不起!我也是hey人啊!!"我怒吼

"bonjuor bonjuor bonjuor" 抽插聲響充斥著保健室

"他有黑屌 我也有hey屌啊!!"我更用力的抽插

淫水四溢 法國麵包噴的滿地

"啊阿 不行..好深 太深了.."她淫叫著

我用力頂 她飛出去 撞到牆壁再彈回來插入

就像打壁球的概念 不斷重複


我開始衝刺

"不行..不可以射裡面..不行不行.."她搖頭拍著我的大腿

最後 我射了 她高潮了

看著在地上顫抖的她

微微笑著




一個月後 我在牢房裡

裡面四個室友虎視眈眈的盯著我

"我不能睡..."我喃喃自語

因為我們五個都是性侵犯

家人不斷的寄肥皂給我

我明明說要沐浴乳 害我都不敢洗澡...


深夜時刻 一陣爆炸聲響

牢房被炸了個大洞

急促的腳步聲跑來

"搞什麼??"是獄卒

他看著我們 我們也是一臉茫然

"誰搞.."話沒說完他失去意識倒地



接著是一陣白光 亮的刺眼

走進來的是五個高帥的男子

他是我有史以來見過最帥的人

看到他 我不自覺得害羞 屁股微微翹起

其中一位上半身用千元大鈔當衣服

而下半身裸著

巨屌戴著一種沒看過型號的保險套

上面還鑲嵌著五種不同顏色的寶石

--無限保險套--

"我要你幫我們做一件事"他低沈的說著

我疑惑的看著他們

"什麼事..?"我問

他露出帥氣的笑容 似乎計畫著什麼



---To be continued

次回預告:

黑暗中 破碎的建築殘骸裡

有兩位警察哀怨的躲在牆後面看著一切

然後像小女生般跺腳忿忿的離去

強敵,高富帥聯盟,登場

--
妳很喜歡露奶是不是....?

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By Joseph
at 2015-12-20T22:44
hey人 這好笑XDDD
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2015-12-23T06:37
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2015-12-25T14:30
打壁球那邊我笑死
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2015-12-27T22:22
先推再看
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2015-12-30T06:15
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2016-01-01T14:08
未看先推猜哥
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-01-03T22:01
我看了三小哈哈
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2016-01-06T05:54
推啊
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2016-01-08T13:46
猜哥推
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2016-01-10T21:39
百推內
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2016-01-13T05:32
蹦刷><
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2016-01-15T13:25
David avatar
By David
at 2016-01-17T21:17
推猜哥!!!
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2016-01-20T05:10
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2016-01-22T13:03
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2016-01-24T20:56
猜哥您終於回來了!!!!!
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2016-01-27T04:49
喔喔,快出下
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2016-01-29T12:41
期末竟然有猜哥陪伴~
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2016-01-31T20:34
猜哥必推
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2016-02-03T04:27
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2016-02-05T12:20
這啥廢文啊= =
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2016-02-07T20:12
百推內
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-02-10T04:05
猜哥推推
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2016-02-12T11:58
真的很北七XDDDDD
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2016-02-14T19:51
百推內
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2016-02-17T03:44
猜哥推
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2016-02-19T11:36
是猜哥呀 端午節也這麼認真寫作
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2016-02-21T19:29
猜哥回來了!!!
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-02-24T03:22
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2016-02-26T11:15
太廢啦
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2016-02-28T19:08
Nigger...即使是開玩笑也不要用比較好吧
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2016-03-02T03:00
百推!!!
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2016-03-04T10:53
百推內
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2016-03-06T18:46
Xdddd
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2016-03-09T02:39
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2016-03-11T10:31
\猜皇歸位 萬宅歸心/ 看完ler
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-03-13T18:24
期待後面劇情
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2016-03-16T02:17
Hey! 猜哥 沒有不推的
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2016-03-18T10:10
對痞子學生怎麼沒有hey!!
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2016-03-20T18:03
幹召喚成功啦~~~~~~~
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2016-03-23T01:55
噗滋噗滋
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2016-03-25T09:48
失敗者聯盟!
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2016-03-27T17:41
笑了
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2016-03-30T01:34
西斯回來了!正宗豪洨
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2016-04-01T09:27
猜哥好久不見!!!
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2016-04-03T17:19
阿好期待拉!!!!
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2016-04-06T01:12
好久啊
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2016-04-08T09:05
hey
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2016-04-10T16:58
王者再臨!!
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2016-04-13T00:50
有情有液的西斯回來啦!!!
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2016-04-15T08:43
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2016-04-17T16:36
幹,這有續集?!推了
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-04-20T00:29
推!
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-04-22T08:22
屌爆了
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2016-04-24T16:14
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2016-04-27T00:07
整台bws插進去哈哈哈哈
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-04-29T08:00
未看先推
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2016-05-01T15:53
大半夜給我看這個...
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2016-05-03T23:45
第一次不推猜哥,真心覺得台女都是CCR這種梗很難笑,感
覺只有臭酸的ㄈㄓ才會把這個掛嘴邊。
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-05-06T07:38
推!
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2016-05-08T15:31
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2016-05-10T23:24
推!
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2016-05-13T07:17
爆♥
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2016-05-15T15:09
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2016-05-17T23:02
猜歌推
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2016-05-20T06:55
來韓教官這裡
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2016-05-22T14:48
單挑啊啊啊啊啊
John avatar
By John
at 2016-05-24T22:41
猜哥必推
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2016-05-27T06:33
到底看了什麼啊XDDD
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2016-05-29T14:26
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-05-31T22:19
推推
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2016-06-03T06:12
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2016-06-05T14:04
蹦啾什麼啦! 幹 家人寄肥皂是啥洨 XDDDDDD
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2016-06-07T21:57
XDDD
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2016-06-10T05:50
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2016-06-12T13:43
打壁球超有畫面哈哈
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2016-06-14T21:36
推,續集(敲碗
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2016-06-17T05:28
猜哥推!
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2016-06-19T13:21
猜~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-06-21T21:14
哪來的台女 明明就法國混血
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2016-06-24T05:07
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2016-06-26T12:59
廢到炸而且bonjour是故意拼錯嗎哈哈哈哈哈
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2016-06-28T20:52
我要到表特板神 崩揪老師!哈哈
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2016-07-01T04:45
大推
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2016-07-03T12:38
幹 太廢了XDDDDDD
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-07-05T20:31
太神啦
Una avatar
By Una
at 2016-07-08T04:23
完全看不透下一步啊
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2016-07-10T12:16
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2016-07-12T20:09
hey人
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2016-07-15T04:02
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2016-07-17T11:55
自己做伏地挺身 大笑
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-07-19T19:47
猜哥~~~~
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2016-07-22T03:40
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2016-07-24T11:33
無限保險套XD
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2016-07-26T19:26
猜哥必推
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2016-07-29T03:18
推推
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-07-31T11:11
猜哥出現了
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2016-08-02T19:04
善良跟正義都回來了
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2016-08-05T02:57
幹未看先推,等很久
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2016-08-07T10:50
Sissy黑人
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2016-08-09T18:42
打三小壁球啊哈哈哈哈哈
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2016-08-12T02:35
推了
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2016-08-14T10:28
XDDDD
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2016-08-16T18:21
三小Xd
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2016-08-19T02:14
好久不見猜哥
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2016-08-21T10:06
推。
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2016-08-23T17:59
最好是打壁球啦
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2016-08-26T01:52
廢文~快沒梗了吧...................
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-08-28T09:45
等超久 推!!
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2016-08-30T17:37
等猜哥一個月了
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2016-09-02T01:30
三小
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2016-09-04T09:23
未看先推
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2016-09-06T17:16
不推不行
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2016-09-09T01:09
XDDDDDD
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2016-09-11T09:01
越來越獵奇了
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2016-09-13T16:54
辛苦了. .
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2016-09-16T00:47
淦...猜弟 端午節不去吃粽子又來發廢文
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2016-09-18T08:40
推!!!
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2016-09-20T16:32
等猜哥好久了!!
George avatar
By George
at 2016-09-23T00:25
gj
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-09-25T08:18
只能推了
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2016-09-27T16:11
"啊阿啊阿~幹嘛...你幹嘛阿.."
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2016-09-30T00:04
哈哈哈哈哈哈
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-10-02T07:56
太好笑啦到底看了三小啦XDDD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-10-04T15:49
猜哥只能先推了
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2016-10-06T23:42
到底怎想出來的!!
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2016-10-09T07:35
猜哥等你很久了!
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2016-10-11T15:28
XDDDD
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2016-10-13T23:20
真的很廢XDDDDDDDD
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2016-10-16T07:13
建議下次寫個架空的世界會更有趣
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-10-18T15:06
猜哥太神啦推
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2016-10-20T22:59
推猜哥
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2016-10-23T06:51
有點後繼無力的感覺
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2016-10-25T14:44
脫稿兩個禮拜拉 推
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2016-10-27T22:37
等好久喔!
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-10-30T06:30
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2016-11-01T14:23
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2016-11-03T22:15
刁排氣管讓我笑了
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2016-11-06T06:08
沒梗了……
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2016-11-08T14:01
一億次
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2016-11-10T21:54
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2016-11-13T05:46
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2016-11-15T13:39
推高富帥聯盟 哈哈哈 快笑死
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2016-11-17T21:32
猜哥推
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2016-11-20T05:25
John avatar
By John
at 2016-11-22T13:18
猜哥猜哥我哎你
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2016-11-24T21:10
樓上你唉的明明是我 怎麼變心……
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2016-11-27T05:03
太廢啦!!!
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-11-29T12:56
薩諾斯出現了喔哈哈
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2016-12-01T20:49
猜哥推
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2016-12-04T04:42
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2016-12-06T12:34
猜哥
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2016-12-08T20:27
是猜哥!
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-12-11T04:20
猜哥還玩刀塔ㄇ?
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2016-12-13T12:13
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2016-12-15T20:05
XDDD
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2016-12-18T03:58
MD這才是西濕板啊!!!
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-12-20T11:51
先推再看
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2016-12-22T19:44
推壁球哈哈哈哈
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2016-12-25T03:37
先推
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2016-12-27T11:29
推 史教官
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2016-12-29T19:22
未看先推~
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2017-01-01T03:15
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2017-01-03T11:08
推猜哥
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2017-01-05T19:01
釣到沙巴西亞
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2017-01-08T02:53
未看先推~~猜哥這次拖太久了
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2017-01-10T10:46
猜哥 等你好久QQ
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2017-01-12T18:39
每次都差不多的劇情~會膩膩der~~~~
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2017-01-15T02:32
哈哈哈呵
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2017-01-17T10:24
越來越獵奇
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2017-01-19T18:17
猜哥必推
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2017-01-22T02:10
Hey屌XD
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2017-01-24T10:03
打璧球啥洨
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2017-01-26T17:56
hey屁hey啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2017-01-29T01:48
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2017-01-31T09:41
法國麵包XD
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2017-02-02T17:34
噴法國麵包很靠北xddd
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2017-02-05T01:27
Hey hey
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2017-02-07T09:19
好笑哈哈
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2017-02-09T17:12
猜哥的文未看先推
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2017-02-12T01:05
猜哥! 只好推了
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2017-02-14T08:58
哈哈哈哈哈快笑死
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2017-02-16T16:51
猜哥 必推
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2017-02-19T00:43
我看了什麼…
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2017-02-21T08:36
David avatar
By David
at 2017-02-23T16:29
我看了什麼(笑
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2017-02-26T00:22
乾 大推XDD
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2017-02-28T08:15
推!!
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2017-03-02T16:07
有小有推
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2017-03-05T00:00
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2017-03-07T07:53
推~
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2017-03-09T15:46
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2017-03-11T23:38
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2017-03-14T07:31
猜哥~
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2017-03-16T15:24
猜哥阿~~~
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2017-03-18T23:17
推下集
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2017-03-21T07:10
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2017-03-23T15:02
終於等到了吼
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2017-03-25T22:55
監獄甲甲der~ A_A
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2017-03-28T06:48
bonjour, 打錯很不禮貌 XD
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2017-03-30T14:41
這種文居然還有續集XDD
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2017-04-01T22:33
等好久了~~~怒推
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2017-04-04T06:26
我看了什麼哈哈哈超白痴撞到牆再彈回來插入xDDDDDDD
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2017-04-06T14:19
等很久啦猜哥
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2017-04-08T22:12
猜哥回來啦!
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2017-04-11T06:05
啊啊啊啊你幹嘛啊
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2017-04-13T13:57
推爆你 猜哥

要怎樣才能每天幹女大學生?

Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2015-06-19T23:32
我是原po 我的想法很簡單 只要是我看上眼的都願意讓我上 誰可以教我這個技能 我就願意用高價跟你學 先學會釣魚 就可以有許多的魚可以吃 是這樣沒錯的吧 對吧 我喜歡白白淨淨的正妹 我要用力撕開她的衣服 塞她嘴裡 然後掏出我的60公分 瘋狂抽插 噴射 喔喔喔喔喔 感覺真是美好 ...

床伴(上)

Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2015-06-19T04:42
手機發文 排版怪異請見諒! 雖然在西斯分享的都是約到龍的文! 但那都是網路交友害的!(其實是自己太笨 過於相信「照騙」) 現實裡 有跟一個「我」覺得算正妹的女生 當過床伴 而且持續了很長ㄧ段時間 寫出來 ㄧ方面分享 ㄧ方面懷念 --------------------------- 畢業就是失業的 ...

見面後發現騙太大....你會怎麼做?

Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2015-06-18T04:12
※ 引述《horsekit (療傷中)》之銘言: : 見面後發現騙太大....大家會怎麼做? : 1.眼睛一閉硬上 : 2.立馬逃跑 : 3.其他? : --------------------------------------- : 這是幾天之前發生的悲劇 : 小妹到現在還是無法接受這種打擊QQ : 兩個 ...

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Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2015-06-17T22:26
有些內容 向武器店致敬 向偶像們致敬 -------------------------------------------------------------------- 「呼」 輕吐一口菸,茫然的把視線放空,腦海不自覺地想著那不敢相信,卻真實發生的經歷 故事得從那年說起。 「小 ...

我被當成陽具人了

Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2015-06-17T22:09
你們看到標題一定以為我是故意炫耀的 其實我是很難過的..... 有一天和自己喜歡的女生出去 真的很喜歡不是那種約炮,幹一幹就各自解散那種 是自己真的很喜歡和她約會不幹炮也覺得很開心那種 就在前幾天 她終於和我出去約會的 聊好幾個月了 終於一起吃飯逛街, 最後 去我家後,竟然問我,你是不是很想和我 ...