暗語 - 成人話題討論

By Harry
at 2012-12-17T20:58

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我租屋的地方有個女房客，他跟他男友的對話頗有趣，像剛剛在走廊上

男：今天你要吃肉絲炒飯嗎？

女：噓！小聲點，好阿，對了塑膠袋用完了記得買(害羞的語氣)

男：你幾點要吃？(超興奮)

女：你十二點來找我，我來開門

一開始還覺得奇怪，我住的地方哪裡晚上買的到炒飯，還有女生常要男友買塑膠袋，後來在晚上買宵夜的時候撞見他沒帶肉絲炒飯的男友進他房間，半夜還聽到男友問肉絲好吃嗎～才了解這暗語

覺得他們蠻有創意的，頗有趣，不過偶爾會聽到女生說炒飯要加辣不知道是什麼意思，柯南快來幫幫忙

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By Ophelia
at 2012-12-18T02:01

肉絲上抹辣椒醬

By Oliver
at 2012-12-18T07:04

有笑有推

By Ophelia
at 2012-12-18T12:07

不然塑膠袋內外都抹辣椒醬

By Delia
at 2012-12-18T17:10

加辣=月經?

By Jacky
at 2012-12-18T22:13

塑膠袋我都講雨衣耶

By Enid
at 2012-12-19T03:16

那加飯呢?

By Kama
at 2012-12-19T08:19

肉棒炒飯

By Jessica
at 2012-12-19T13:22

就是要玩灌腸的意思

By Yedda
at 2012-12-19T18:25

應該是玩3p

By Susan
at 2012-12-19T23:28

笑了

By Jacob
at 2012-12-20T04:31

你就真的去買一袋肉絲炒飯放在女房客門口吧,看會怎樣!

By Damian
at 2012-12-20T09:34

加辣就是加一個人的意思

By Doris
at 2012-12-20T14:37

加辣就是要帶蠟燭的意思

By Olive
at 2012-12-20T19:40

肉絲也太細惹

By Doris
at 2012-12-21T00:43

中出=加辣?

By Olive
at 2012-12-21T05:46

還蠻屌的

By Mason
at 2012-12-21T10:49

炒飯一份不要香菜

By Odelette
at 2012-12-21T15:52

不加底比加底還貴？XDDD

By George
at 2012-12-21T20:55

宵夜文雞排不剪不要辣

By Regina
at 2012-12-22T01:58

聽到加辣你不衝進去就出局惹好嗎

By Emily
at 2012-12-22T07:01

有人看完這篇餓了嗎?XD

By Frederic
at 2012-12-22T12:04

肉絲....

By Victoria
at 2012-12-22T17:07

肉絲 XD

By Zenobia
at 2012-12-22T22:10

可以加起司嗎?

By Aaliyah
at 2012-12-23T03:13

什麼肉絲這是塊肉排阿

By Dinah
at 2012-12-23T08:16

武狀元吃肉排囉`

By Catherine
at 2012-12-23T13:19

還可以加咖哩粉

By Sarah
at 2012-12-23T18:22

武狀元吃狗飯我們吃人飯去

By Caroline
at 2012-12-23T23:25

肉絲炒飯配豆漿

By Ursula
at 2012-12-24T04:28

加辣應該是玩肛門吧...晚餐女方有吃辣椒

By Madame
at 2012-12-24T09:31

就直接抹辣椒醬啊！會有到天國的fu唷！！！！

By Isabella
at 2012-12-24T14:34

請他喝濁色的牛奶

By Dora
at 2012-12-24T19:37

肉絲炒飯是甚麼鬼啊XDD

By Quintina
at 2012-12-25T00:40

啥肉絲是肉排來的 !

By Jacky
at 2012-12-25T05:43

加辣=舌吻(台語) 原來男方的size是肉絲大小

By Christine
at 2012-12-25T10:46

那咖哩肉絲炒飯呢.....老闆要雙倍份量大辣

By Kumar
at 2012-12-25T15:49

我餓了

By Poppy
at 2012-12-25T20:52

我也只注意到肉絲哈哈

By Genevieve
at 2012-12-26T01:55

推 skycloudtw:不加底比加底還貴？XDDD

By Edwina
at 2012-12-26T06:58

去敲門說：什錦炒飯外送

By Anonymous
at 2012-12-26T12:01

人家要牛肉麵麵,我還要加辣辣喔

By John
at 2012-12-26T17:04

宵夜文退散

By Liam
at 2012-12-31T14:52

改天你碰到他你也問他肚子餓不餓要不要吃肉絲炒飯?

By Selena
at 2012-12-31T19:55

餓惹

By John
at 2013-01-01T00:58

應該要改成香腸炒飯才對吧

By Wallis
at 2013-01-01T06:01

我只是個送外賣的

By Steve
at 2013-01-01T11:04

為什麼你只聽見點菜和填寫問卷，上菜過程勒？？

By Mason
at 2013-01-01T16:07

早餐也有加底阿？

By Edwina
at 2013-01-01T21:10

太好笑！！

By Lydia
at 2013-01-02T02:13

加底有笑有推

By Robert
at 2013-01-02T07:16

讓我想起我會問前女友要不要玩白鬍子說要就射在人中呵呵

By Valerie
at 2013-01-02T12:19

白癡有夠中二的

By Yedda
at 2013-01-02T17:22

男友：喝點牛奶吧！

By Thomas
at 2013-01-02T22:25

洨液文

By Gary
at 2013-01-03T03:28

推咖哩肉絲炒飯

By Elvira
at 2013-01-03T08:31

要不要來點青蛙撞奶我長得像青蛙 ^.<

By Dinah
at 2013-01-03T13:34

我要吃大杯奶茶加雞排~~

By Zora
at 2013-01-03T18:37

宵夜文!!

By Sierra Rose
at 2013-01-03T23:40

看完想吃肉絲炒飯幹

By Sierra Rose
at 2013-01-04T04:43

加辣還用問嗎?灑胡椒增加情趣阿!

By Olive
at 2013-01-04T09:46

加辣該不會是特殊玩法之類的比如說COSPLAY

By Andrew
at 2013-01-04T14:49

加辣應該是碧血洗銀槍吧

By William
at 2013-01-04T19:52

你問她晚上要不要敷臉

By Ivy
at 2013-01-05T00:55

這樣都被你聽到

By Kelly
at 2013-01-05T05:58

幹宵夜文

By Audriana
at 2013-01-05T11:01

加辣的意思是女生正值生理期！

By Kumar
at 2013-01-05T16:04

一份吃不夠妳可以吃兩份

By Ina
at 2013-01-05T21:07

老闆，臘腸炒飯，要又黑又長又鹹的臘腸喔!

By Kumar
at 2013-01-06T02:10

晚上要吃大亨堡，用你的熱狗來塞我的堡。

By Ula
at 2013-01-06T07:13

至少是要肉棒或香腸炒飯吧

By Suhail Hany
at 2013-01-06T12:16

咖哩辣椒

By Tracy
at 2013-01-06T17:19

我要一份大乾麵要加辣

By Necoo
at 2013-01-06T22:22

加辣應該是口爆的意思

By Adele
at 2013-01-07T03:25

我用的是"攪拌" 晚點攪拌老婆

By Rebecca
at 2013-01-07T08:28

帕拉丁

By Ethan
at 2013-01-07T13:31

肉“絲”啊

By Oscar
at 2013-01-07T18:34

攪拌三小，人肉果汁機嗎，哈哈，還是阿修羅旋轉

By Agnes
at 2013-01-07T23:37

番茄炒蛋25塊

By Hedy
at 2013-01-08T04:40

樓上加不加底??

By Iris
at 2013-01-08T09:43

早餐有加底的嗎?另外加3根香腸~~

By Leila
at 2013-01-08T14:46

加底到底是什麼看周星馳電影都說加底

By Hedy
at 2013-01-08T19:49

鍋底

By Freda
at 2013-01-09T00:52

我餓了嘻

By Ursula
at 2013-01-09T05:55

加辣是上ky嗎？

By Bethany
at 2013-01-09T10:58

加底=我們的加飯~

By Bennie
at 2013-01-09T16:01

肉絲鮑魚佐羅勒

By Olga
at 2013-01-09T21:04

雞排要切不要辣

By Wallis
at 2013-01-10T02:07

青椒肉絲

By Tristan Cohan
at 2013-01-10T07:10

中出是芶芡

By Zora
at 2013-01-10T12:13

男方:今晚可以做蟹(穴)肉蛋嗎

By James
at 2013-01-10T17:16

暗什麼語?! 妹修趕謀?

By Audriana
at 2013-01-10T22:19

會不會女的是人妖變成竹筍炒肉絲

By James
at 2013-01-11T03:22

以前小六時補習班老師暗號是幼稚園

By Isabella
at 2013-01-11T08:25

Fuck yeah@!!!!! 今晚有老婆可以大肆攪拌

By Carolina Franco
at 2013-01-11T13:28

轟轟

By Lydia
at 2013-01-11T18:31

加辣是碧血洗銀槍吧

By Yuri
at 2013-01-11T23:34

我都是肉棍吵飯耶她真可憐男友是肉"絲"

By Mia
at 2013-01-12T04:37

WMV:肉絲鮑魚佐羅勒 XDDDDDD

By Necoo
at 2013-01-12T09:40

加辣搞不好潤滑油...

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