晨炮總是特別high - 成人話題討論

Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2018-11-12T00:38

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西斯版首po
還請各位30CM、G奶大大高抬貴手


在以前還是情侶的時候
早上就非常愛撩另一半
男生早上無論睡醒與否都是硬的
最喜歡用屁股去磨蹭弟弟到他醒來
不然就是故意在他耳邊淫叫到他醒來
通常這樣的早晨老是會遲到
曾經看過一篇研究(?)
早上做愛會延年益壽
我覺得我一定會長命百歲XDD

結婚又有小孩之後好難有晨炮
尤其還跟小孩同房...
(整個都短命了~淚)
都要忙著整理自己、整理小孩
趕著上班趕著上學
加上前陣子生完二寶整個放棄自己的身材讓老公升級成龍騎士@@
也因為這樣總是規定要關燈、一個禮拜才能一次...
完全無法享受做愛的樂趣
當然更不可能有晨炮了>“<

最近因為受不了自己太龍
努力瘦了將近10公斤
整個人開關都打開(老公說的XDD)
幾乎只要一摸就會天雷勾動地火
目前最高記錄來到一週三次
(對結婚又有小孩的夫妻實屬難得啊)
那天上班前還終於有了睽違已久的晨炮
(灑花>\\\\<)

某日早晨正在主臥室選上班要穿的衣服
選到一件雪紡傘裙
穿上裙子正準備找穿搭的上衣
老公悄悄的走了進來
雙手扶上了我的奶開始揉捏
整個人瞬間酥軟
“嗯...."
顧不得小孩還在兒童房賴床
兩個人超迅速的瞬間鎖門、戴套、掀裙子、脫內褲、從背後插入(我們都最愛的姿勢)
"啊啊!好爽~"
我趴在床邊
老公扶著我的腰
從頭到尾絲毫沒有猶豫的在我體內快速進出,
“嗯嗯....嗯.."
我很努力的忍著叫小小聲
(怕兒子以為媽媽被欺負)
很刺激又高效率的晨炮
在數不清幾次的高潮下結束
帶著愉悅的心情開啟美麗的早晨~

晨炮通常根本不需要什麼前戲就可以濕漉漉
節省時間又有益身心
推薦給跟我們一樣被孩子纏身的疲累家長們~

老公說發文附圖是西斯的禮貌
https://i.imgur.com/fPAIBsP.jpg


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Tags: 做愛

All Comments

Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2018-11-12T22:37
老婆愛妳~
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2018-11-13T20:36
妳老公真性福
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2018-11-14T18:35
閃P
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2018-11-15T16:34
還以為沒圖差點氣死
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2018-11-16T14:33
閃屁閃QQ
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2018-11-17T12:32
閃蝦米啊啊啊啊
David avatar
By David
at 2018-11-18T10:31
老公的意思是要附他的照片啦
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2018-11-19T08:30
早上永遠起不了床晨炮QuQ
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2018-11-20T06:29
妳不用起床阿 旁邊的醒妳就會被弄醒了...晨炮萬歲
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2018-11-21T04:28
真羨慕
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2018-11-22T02:27
可是都直接睡到退房啊Q
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2018-11-23T00:26
寄了
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2018-11-23T22:25
我也超愛晨砲
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2018-11-24T20:24
超愛XD
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2018-11-25T18:22
晨炮會特別硬XD
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2018-11-26T16:21
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2018-11-27T14:20
推 有小孩之後很難
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2018-11-28T12:19
以為附圖是雪紡紗裙(誤)XD
John avatar
By John
at 2018-11-29T10:18
謝謝老公,老公果然是懂禮貌的西斯人
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2018-11-30T08:17
羨慕
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2018-12-01T06:16
閃p啊~
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2018-12-02T04:15
我喜歡睡飽QQ
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2018-12-03T02:14
推老公
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2018-12-04T00:13
太閃了
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2018-12-04T22:12
嘴巴不會臭嗎?
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2018-12-05T20:11
啊嘶
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2018-12-06T18:10
閃屁
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2018-12-07T16:09
羨慕推
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2018-12-08T14:08
整天在那邊禮貌 想看老婆被意淫就說啊
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2018-12-09T12:06
兩位當初眼光都很好
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2018-12-10T10:05
羨慕QQ
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2018-12-11T08:04
同為二寶父母,表示羨慕
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2018-12-12T06:03
羨慕~~
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2018-12-13T04:02
太太
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2018-12-14T02:01
好閃~~~
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2018-12-15T00:00
寄了
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2018-12-15T21:59
早上只能自己摸摸QQ
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2018-12-16T19:58
優質老公推個
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2018-12-17T17:57
只能早晨自己尻尻的人淚推
Una avatar
By Una
at 2018-12-18T15:56
唯一激推晨炮 ^^/,做完晨炮一整天心情超好
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2018-12-19T13:55
閃屁股
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2018-12-20T11:54
真爽
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2018-12-21T09:53
閃啦
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2018-12-22T07:52
太閃了這篇
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2018-12-23T05:50
樓上有幾位感覺很酸......
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2018-12-24T03:49
二寶家庭同感
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2018-12-25T01:48
謝謝老公
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2018-12-25T23:47
優質
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2018-12-26T21:46
只能推了
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2018-12-27T19:45
地方媽媽很棒 恭喜 嘿嘿
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2018-12-28T17:44
一片白光
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2018-12-29T15:43
竟然瘦十公斤就露個肚子嘛
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2018-12-30T13:42
羨慕
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2018-12-31T11:41
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2019-01-01T09:40
台南人推
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2019-01-02T07:39
推推
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2019-01-03T05:38
太太我喜歡你啊~~~
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2019-01-04T03:37
羨慕
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2019-01-05T01:36
歐歐歐歐
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2019-01-05T23:34
恭喜恭喜~~幸福快樂
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2019-01-06T21:33
恭喜老爺
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2019-01-07T19:32
真棒
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2019-01-08T17:31
醒來看到心愛的在旁邊,就忍不住去把他咬醒XDD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2019-01-09T15:30
好閃啊......晨炮真的很爽
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2019-01-10T13:29
乾,好幸福
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2019-01-11T11:28
晨砲完有精神推!實在是很幸福啊
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2019-01-12T09:27
溫馨
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2019-01-13T07:26
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2019-01-14T05:25
恭喜
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2019-01-15T03:24
閃個屁
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2019-01-16T01:23
不錯
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2019-01-16T23:22
讚讚讚
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2019-01-17T21:21
力推晨炮\(^o^)/~ 做完一整天心情超好
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2019-01-18T19:20
羨慕推QQ
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2019-01-19T17:18
剛晨炮完有感
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2019-01-20T15:17
所以我們都是禮拜六或日,不用上課的前一晚先放麵包在餐桌
上,然後叫兩個小孩自己倒牛奶來配,這樣早上就有時間來辦
事了,不能大叫的場合總是特別刺激。題外話,偶爾還是會把
小孩放在我爸媽那邊…兩夫妻一起去摩鐵…偶爾也是要放聲嘶
吼一下不然會得內傷
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2019-01-21T13:16
好閃~~
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2019-01-22T11:15
口臭
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2019-01-23T09:14
你應該附你老公的圖...
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2019-01-24T07:13
其實小孩躲在衣櫃裡
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2019-01-25T05:12
淚推....有小孩真的很挑戰呀...
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2019-01-26T03:11
整篇文白色的QQ
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2019-01-27T01:10
閃P QQ
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2019-01-27T23:09
已羨慕
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2019-01-28T21:08
自從單身之後 早上只能選擇性忘記
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2019-01-29T19:07
硬擠,還是會有的~
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2019-01-30T17:06
超幸福的啊~
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2019-01-31T15:05
口爆又被直接OCD騎上到射入 起床精神好
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2019-02-01T13:04
二寶爹,淚推
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2019-02-02T11:02
在西斯版看到夫妻文根本清流 推
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2019-02-03T09:01
甜蜜蜜
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2019-02-04T07:00
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2019-02-05T04:59
甜蜜蜜給推! 但你應該貼妳老公的照片 XDDDD
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2019-02-06T02:58
溫馨嗨推。
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2019-02-07T00:57
推晨炮!
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2019-02-07T22:56
可惡,眼前一片黑暗
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2019-02-08T20:55
喔買尬 這去婚姻版簡直是會被羨慕死............
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2019-02-09T18:54
羨煞旁人
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2019-02-10T16:53
已羨慕老公
William avatar
By William
at 2019-02-11T14:52
羨慕噓
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2019-02-12T12:51
晨炮真的不錯,一天的精神都來了
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2019-02-13T10:50
幸福
James avatar
By James
at 2019-02-14T08:49
有感同推 QQ
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2019-02-15T06:48
羨慕
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2019-02-16T04:46
讚讚
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2019-02-17T02:45
晨炮讚讚
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2019-02-18T00:44
真幸福好羨慕
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2019-02-18T22:43
三寶:我不要
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2019-02-19T20:42
生完老二之後,都過著清修生活,Orz
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2019-02-20T18:41
閃!羨慕!推!
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2019-02-21T16:40
羨慕噓
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2019-02-22T14:39
push
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2019-02-23T12:38
閃瞎我了!
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2019-02-24T10:37
好羨慕
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2019-02-25T08:36
可摸嗎
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2019-02-26T06:35
怕兒子以為媽媽被欺負XDD
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2019-02-27T04:34
High
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2019-02-28T02:33
我的眼睛阿!!!
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2019-03-01T00:32
James avatar
By James
at 2019-03-01T22:30
美好的早晨,謝謝地方媽媽
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2019-03-02T20:29
真的推晨跑
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2019-03-03T18:28
太太真是誠意十足,禮貌做齊!
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2019-03-04T16:27
生了兩個還能這樣不簡單,感覺很幸福
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2019-03-05T14:26
呵呵
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2019-03-06T12:25
這小籠包擠得好辛苦呀!
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-03-07T10:24
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2019-03-08T08:23
身材好好

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