晨勃要怎麼消腫? - 成人話題討論

Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2020-10-07T22:45

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這問題困擾我很久
每天晨勃讓我無法賴床
翻身會卡到ㄐㄐ
已經盡可能放鬆了
但ㄐㄐ還是很有精神的阻擾我睡覺
尤其是假日
早上一醒，在床上賴多久ㄐㄐ就腫多久
例如8點醒來，發現ㄐㄐ又在嗨
躺正又睡著，再次醒來已經是11點
沒想到它還是很精神，這樣是不是太瓜張
起身之後也在妨礙我換褲子
總是在刷牙洗臉之後才消腫
請問這樣算正常嗎？
該怎麼做才能減少早晨被ㄐㄐ打擾的時光？

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Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2020-10-09T09:08
樓下帥哥要幫忙嗎?
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2020-10-10T19:31
剁掉唯一解
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2020-10-12T05:55
切掉？
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2020-10-13T16:18
不要賴床啊
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2020-10-15T02:41
打手槍啊
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2020-10-16T13:04
槌它啊
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2020-10-17T23:27
尿尿
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2020-10-19T09:50
再睡一覺啊
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2020-10-20T20:13
尻尻醒
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2020-10-22T06:36
叫你男朋友哈
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-10-23T16:59
拿槌子敲一下 痛到秒消
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2020-10-25T03:22
快速動眼期的自然反應，每晚約4-5次，不要大驚小怪，等
你發覺不會晨勃的時候再來問好嗎。
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2020-10-26T13:45
https://i.imgur.com/1V9G00J.jpg 睡這種床，這樣你上半身
翻身時就不會被下半身陳柏影響，除非你屌面。
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2020-10-28T00:08
尻他
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2020-10-29T10:32
尻掉阿 發屁廢文
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2020-10-30T20:55
尿道棒伺候啊
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2020-11-01T07:18
我老婆說，用橡皮筋彈就會消了
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2020-11-02T17:41
閉氣，腦袋充血別的就不會充血了
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2020-11-04T04:04
不至於剁掉 放血就好了
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2020-11-05T14:27
除掉他，選我正解
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2020-11-07T00:50
磨牆壁消腫
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2020-11-08T11:13
上面說切掉的有夠惡劣 只要拿橡皮筋彈蛋蛋馬上就消
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2020-11-09T21:36
睡前插著尿道拉珠 睡醒拔栓
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-11-11T07:59
前一晚先拿膠帶貼起來
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2020-11-12T18:22
請珍惜現在好好使用它，以後你就慢慢會忘了現在的感覺
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2020-11-14T04:45
睡到下午就不會晨勃啦
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2020-11-15T15:09
去淋水洗澡，因為晨勃淋
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2020-11-17T01:32
https://i.imgur.com/zAkoH8p.jpg
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2020-11-18T11:55
其實結紮是個好方法
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2020-11-19T22:18
老了就消了！
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2020-11-21T08:41
之前男友晨勃時騎上去整個in爆~~
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2020-11-22T19:04
擦萬金油不會！？
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2020-11-24T05:27
晨勃旁邊有女伴我就去舔醒她
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2020-11-25T15:50
還 蠻 屌 的 屌 爆 了
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2020-11-27T02:13
幹死旁邊的女友
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2020-11-28T12:36
結紮跟晨勃沒關係
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2020-11-29T22:59
揍他
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2020-12-01T09:22
老了就消了
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-12-02T19:46
改睡下午
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2020-12-04T06:09
放血
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2020-12-05T16:32
睡覺前綁橡皮筋
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2020-12-07T02:55
在床上幻想刷牙
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2020-12-08T13:18
在十年就好了
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2020-12-09T23:41
去廁所尿尿就消了，身體防睡中尿床的機制
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2020-12-11T10:04
剁掉
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2020-12-12T20:27
hammer
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2020-12-14T06:50
炫耀文，表示還很年輕
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2020-12-15T17:13
當兵看你敢不敢腫
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2020-12-17T03:36
我有一個住在日本仙台的朋友，今年33歲未婚 在百貨公司
上班，每天固定加班到8點 晚上11點就寢 睡覺前會喝一杯
熱牛奶跟做伸展運動 絕對不會把壓力留到明天
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2020-12-18T13:59
放血
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2020-12-20T00:23
放血阿 什麼屌問題
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2020-12-21T10:46
剪掉。
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2020-12-22T21:09
放血是唯一解
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2020-12-24T07:32
可考慮這個做法：https://udn.com/news/story/7335/4887071
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2020-12-25T17:55
一勞永逸
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2020-12-27T04:18
尿意積存就會晨勃... 跟年紀無關吧？
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2020-12-28T14:41
放血
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2020-12-30T01:04
那麼無聊的廢文還一堆人推
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2020-12-31T11:27
電蚊拍
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2021-01-01T21:50
起來尿尿
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2021-01-03T08:13
用吹風機吹
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2021-01-04T18:36
我當兵 沒有一天晨勃 給你參考
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2021-01-06T05:00
放血 選我正解
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2021-01-07T15:23
這麼簡單，就想點別的事或看恐龍照就可了
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2021-01-09T01:46
放血三升，自然免疫！(誤）
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2021-01-10T12:09
擦藥沒用啊！要插鮑才有用
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2021-01-11T22:32
切掉
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2021-01-13T08:55
去勢就不會了
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2021-01-14T19:18
每天吃 適尿通 一個月後就不會有困擾了
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2021-01-16T05:41
拿鐵鎚猛力smash 給您參考
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2021-01-17T16:04
針灸放血
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2021-01-19T02:27
睡前拔掉放旁邊 起床後再裝回來不就得了
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2021-01-20T12:50
在這裡問當然是剁掉啊
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2021-01-21T23:13
拿冷水灌下去
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2021-01-23T09:37
刷牙刷舌苔就會消 （認真
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2021-01-24T20:00
尻尻醒吧！你
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2021-01-26T06:23
自主規制拳
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2021-01-27T16:46
認真回，深蹲。趕上班沒時間等他冷卻時都得先深蹲逼退
才能尿尿
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2021-01-29T03:09
你晨勃惟？
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2021-01-30T13:32
針刺放血，選我正解
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2021-01-31T23:55
念啊彌陀佛
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2021-02-02T10:18
早晨來一發 之前看宗教良辰圖 早上7點是做愛良辰
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2021-02-03T20:41
晨勃微，拿去當水餃餡
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2021-02-05T07:04
問問大仁哥晨勃零
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2021-02-06T17:27
有病快醫
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2021-02-08T03:50
再忍幾年就陳柏霖了
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2021-02-09T14:14
等你過40就會發文問怎麼都沒晨勃
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2021-02-11T00:37
以後就不會了

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