昨晚.. - 成人話題討論

Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2017-01-29T11:28

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昨天晚上躺在床上翻來覆去的.. 睡不著


我就跟老婆說 .. 老婆 幫我摸一下 我有點感覺不到它了



我老婆就說.. 不要騙人了 每次你叫我摸 等等你就要強暴我


我說 怎麼可能 我不是這種人


我說 摸一次50


我老婆說 加個零


然後我說 那要做全套的 3000


她提議說 摸一下30秒 500


我說 好



然後2秒後


我說 阿不用了 我已經硬了


500 省起來













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Tags: 成人

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Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2017-01-31T16:59
省錢達人
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2017-02-02T22:29
XDDDD
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2017-02-05T04:00
笑了
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2017-02-07T09:31
有笑有推
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2017-02-09T15:01
這什麼啦,哈哈
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2017-02-11T20:32
老婆亻昔我
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2017-02-14T02:03
這什麼梗啊
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2017-02-16T07:33
所以全套變2500?
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2017-02-18T13:04
XDDD
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2017-02-20T18:34
真的是老婆嗎XDD
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2017-02-23T00:05
要存在感幹嘛?
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2017-02-25T05:36
想到錢就硬了
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2017-02-27T11:06
2秒硬,本肥表示羨慕
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2017-03-01T16:37
兩秒硬 五秒射
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-03-03T22:07
不止省500還多省2500共省三千?
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-03-06T03:38
哈哈哈三小啦XDD
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2017-03-08T09:09
Xdddd
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2017-03-10T14:39
沒順便加碼,內射500,口爆加吸500,第二次免費
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2017-03-12T20:10
有笑有推
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2017-03-15T01:41
xdddd
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2017-03-17T07:11
省錢一哥
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2017-03-19T12:42
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2017-03-21T18:12
嫂子好厲害
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2017-03-23T23:43
幹 這好笑XDDDD
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2017-03-26T05:14
有笑
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2017-03-28T10:44
三小XDDD
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2017-03-30T16:15
拳頭?
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2017-04-01T21:45
哈哈哈哈
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2017-04-04T03:16
這個好笑!
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2017-04-06T08:47
啥鬼wwwwww
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2017-04-08T14:17
哈哈,好好笑
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2017-04-10T19:48
幹 XDDD
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2017-04-13T01:19
有小孩後 只能用這招了...昨天兩個笑到不行
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2017-04-15T06:49
什麼啦你們XD
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2017-04-17T12:20
這對話太好笑了
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2017-04-19T17:50
幹 廢文
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2017-04-21T23:21
幹!你是智障嗎XD
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2017-04-24T04:52
只能申請愛愛卷。上面還有附加條款...你們不懂啦....
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2017-04-26T10:22
2秒硬了 29.9秒射了 省三千...
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2017-04-28T15:53
你不會po省錢板XD
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2017-04-30T21:23
只能硬了 感覺慰藉 好睡一點...
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2017-05-03T02:54
靠腰XD
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2017-05-05T08:25
你沒老婆..
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2017-05-07T13:55
省還要更省!快來去全聯買個素肚
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2017-05-09T19:26
靠杯XDDDDD
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2017-05-12T00:57
啊,看A片就好啊,更省XD
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2017-05-14T06:27
太好笑了
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2017-05-16T11:58
XD
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2017-05-18T17:28
哈哈哈哈好可愛的對話,愛愛卷XD
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-05-20T22:59
靠背我怎麼看不懂阿
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2017-05-23T04:30
ㄏㄏㄏㄏ
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2017-05-25T10:00
哈哈哈哈 好好笑XD
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2017-05-27T15:31
有笑有推
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2017-05-29T21:01
真的不錯笑
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-06-01T02:32
有笑有推
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2017-06-03T08:03
哈哈哈哈老婆沒賺到有森氣嗎
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2017-06-05T13:33
你有問你老婆為什麼講價講的那麼順口嗎
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2017-06-07T19:04
哈哈
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2017-06-10T00:35
為什麼要跟左手說話..
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2017-06-12T06:05
廢到笑xDDDDD
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2017-06-14T11:36
你根本沒有老婆好嗎
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2017-06-16T17:06
有笑有推
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2017-06-18T22:37
轉joke
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2017-06-21T04:08
有老婆 補讚喔~
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2017-06-23T09:38
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2017-06-25T15:09
你們在幹嘛啦XDDD
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2017-06-27T20:40
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2017-06-30T02:10
過年後法院前面爆滿人xDDD全都是告詐欺的
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2017-07-02T07:41
省錢達人www
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2017-07-04T13:11
哈哈哈
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2017-07-06T18:42
好 屌
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2017-07-09T00:13
你老婆怎麼會知道手工的行情?
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2017-07-11T05:43
有夠可愛xD
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2017-07-13T11:14
笑死
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2017-07-15T16:44
老婆可以這樣用(筆記
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2017-07-17T22:15
價錢本身沒有太大意義 是我提出的誘因~各位別多心了
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2017-07-20T03:46
年後來po一下婚後生子二年心得文...
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2017-07-22T09:16
有笑有推
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2017-07-24T14:47
XD
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2017-07-26T20:18
= =
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2017-07-29T01:48
哈哈哈哈哈甜蜜
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2017-07-31T07:19
熟客可以辦理會員卡 全館服務8折優待 另有外送服務
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2017-08-02T12:49
有笑到!!
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2017-08-04T18:20
老婆:幹 老娘都濕了你說省起來
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2017-08-06T23:51
笑死了
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2017-08-09T05:21
真的是夫妻間的笑話 XDDDDDDD
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2017-08-11T10:52
哈哈
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2017-08-13T16:22
省錢一哥就是你了!
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2017-08-15T21:53
哈哈哈啊哈哈哈哈,給推
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2017-08-18T03:24
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈煩欸好可愛
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2017-08-20T08:54
XD
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2017-08-22T14:25
廢文,不過大過年的,新年快樂
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2017-08-24T19:56
其實蠻好笑的哈哈
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2017-08-27T01:26
嘴角上揚
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2017-08-29T06:57
幹廢到笑
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2017-08-31T12:27
老婆白眼翻到不能翻
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2017-09-02T17:58
到底
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2017-09-04T23:29
po錯版?
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2017-09-07T04:59
抱歉...真的聽不懂
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2017-09-09T10:30
哈哈哈廢到笑
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2017-09-11T16:00
幹 我笑惹XDD
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2017-09-13T21:31
XDDD
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2017-09-16T03:02
有笑有推。
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2017-09-18T08:32
2秒硬,也算很敏感體質
William avatar
By William
at 2017-09-20T14:03
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2017-09-22T19:34
......兩個禮拜沒那個都是妙瑩...
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2017-09-25T01:04
太好笑了!
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2017-09-27T06:35
超可愛
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2017-09-29T12:05
太省了
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2017-10-01T17:36
你給老婆3000,她還找你500咧
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2017-10-03T23:07
太可愛ㄌ
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2017-10-06T04:37
敲詐王 哈哈
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2017-10-08T10:08
推省500元
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2017-10-10T15:38
幹87
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2017-10-12T21:09
三小
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2017-10-15T02:40
XDDDDDD
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2017-10-17T08:10
這三小
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2017-10-19T13:41
老婆是右手嗎?
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2017-10-21T19:12
有笑有推
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2017-10-24T00:42
有省有推
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2017-10-26T06:13
好笑XDDDD
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2017-10-28T11:43
XDD
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2017-10-30T17:14
XDDD
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2017-11-01T22:45
XDDDDDDDDDDD
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2017-11-04T04:15
推一樓XDDDDDD
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2017-11-06T09:46
哩底勒共三小
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2017-11-08T15:17
不懂為何被推爆???
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2017-11-10T20:47
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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at 2017-01-29T02:11
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Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2017-01-29T00:04
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Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2017-01-28T23:35
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