春吶...沙灘上做愛... - 成人話題討論

By Mary
at 2007-04-09T19:38

Table of Contents

扭呀　搖啊　

他媽的　有沒有這麼嗨呀

一個比基尼辣妹　擠到了我的身旁

富有彈性的肉體不斷地往我逼近

我第一次見識到何謂香汗淋漓

她緩緩將手搭在我的肩上

修長的雙腿纏繞我的腰際

該不會是嗑藥了吧

但我也不管那麼多　於是

我將她抱離人群　在離人群不遠的沙灘上　

緊緊摟著　翻滾著　糾結著

”嘿！嘿！嘿！嘿！”台上的主唱很嗨

”嘿！嘿！嘿！嘿！”台下觀眾也他媽的很嗨

”嘿！嘿！嘿！嘿！”我們跟著音樂的節奏　一起收放　進出

最後　與海水一起達到高潮　”啊啊啊～～喔喔喔～～”

她累趴在我身上

一隻剛打完手槍的螃蟹　從我們身旁走過　

”之後還要再聯絡嗎？”我問

”什麼？”她疑惑

”還是這就是所謂的一夜情呢？”我又問

”..........”她用不可置信的眼神看著我

我也無言以對

似乎一切盡在不言中

但　這個時候

”妳在這裡幹什麼？”一個身穿七分褲和夾腳拖的男子出現在我們眼前

”我....我...認錯人了”她無辜的說ꠊ
我完全可以聽出她的語氣充滿了　不安　不知所措

”你他媽的是誰！？”男子對我大吼

”糙！我他媽的是.......”我不甘示弱的回他　

　　　我他媽的是

　我　　　　　　　　他　　　　　　　　　媽　　　　　　　　的　　　　　　　　是　

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　一隻海蔘

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　一隻他媽的海蔘

　　　　　　　　　　咕雞咕雞　　　咕雞咕雞　　　掰～～～～

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Tags: 做愛

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By Hedy
at 2007-04-11T17:17

補血

By Kristin
at 2007-04-13T14:57

我大笑...看來我的笑點很低...>"<

By Rosalind
at 2007-04-15T12:36

= = 二樓我跟你一樣

By Lauren
at 2007-04-17T10:16

還好你要再加油

By Zora
at 2007-04-19T07:55

我也笑了真糟糕

By Carol
at 2007-04-21T05:35

哈哈哈~~~

By Harry
at 2007-04-23T03:14

我笑了

By Ina
at 2007-04-25T00:54

有笑有推XD

By Ingrid
at 2007-04-26T22:33

幫你推一下還蠻好洨的

By Mia
at 2007-04-28T20:13

我也笑了....

By Freda
at 2007-04-30T17:52

讚阿

By Andrew
at 2007-05-02T15:32

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Megan
at 2007-05-04T13:11

................OP

By Thomas
at 2007-05-06T10:51

這什麼鬼= =

By Margaret
at 2007-05-08T08:30

笑話...

By Belly
at 2007-05-10T06:10

幹....為什麼我會笑....而且還笑的很高興

By Charlotte
at 2007-05-12T03:49

我也笑了orz

By Una
at 2007-05-14T01:29

幹...後面的結尾意義是什麼??? 完全不懂阿!!!

By Mary
at 2007-05-15T23:08

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Olive
at 2007-05-17T19:30

幹...真他媽.的海參的海參~~我笑了幹~笑點真彽~樓下的你勒

By Kelly
at 2007-05-19T17:09

哈哈

By Christine
at 2007-05-21T14:49

幹

By Iris
at 2007-05-23T12:28

幹XD

By Rosalind
at 2007-05-25T10:08

他媽的有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Oliver
at 2007-05-27T07:47

最好這個女的可以用腳盤住海參的腰並用手搭住海參的肩

By Annie
at 2007-05-29T05:27

大推阿~原PO很幽默XD

By Dorothy
at 2007-05-31T03:06

太好笑了啦

By Leila
at 2007-06-02T00:46

不爭氣的笑了也繳了= =

By Valerie
at 2007-06-03T22:25

好好笑笑到肚子痛

By Franklin
at 2007-06-05T20:05

醒醒吧!海參～!!

By Mia
at 2007-06-07T17:44

XDDD

By Isla
at 2007-06-09T15:24

看不太懂，有人可以解釋一下嗎

By Enid
at 2007-06-11T13:03

幹笑了

By Steve
at 2007-06-13T10:43

我也看不懂

By Ethan
at 2007-06-15T08:22

阿哈哈~

By Lydia
at 2007-06-17T06:02

有笑點

By Faithe
at 2007-06-19T03:41

幹被騙進來

By Quintina
at 2007-06-21T01:21

嘿！嘿！嘿ꄠ

By Gary
at 2007-06-22T23:00

By Zanna
at 2007-06-24T20:40

看不懂

By Irma
at 2007-06-26T18:19

到底是啥鬼阿..

By Ina
at 2007-06-28T15:59

看不懂+1, 但有笑到!

By Anonymous
at 2007-06-30T13:38

金靠背XDDDDDDD

By Genevieve
at 2007-07-02T11:18

為什麼你說你認錯人　還可以那麼他媽的卡哇依...(怒)

By Olga
at 2007-07-04T08:57

夠創意!!!好笑

By Annie
at 2007-07-06T06:37

我笑了~~ 哈哈!!

By Kumar
at 2007-07-08T04:16

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Annie
at 2007-07-10T01:56

靠超好笑~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣

By Zenobia
at 2007-07-11T23:35

有笑有推

By Heather
at 2007-07-13T21:15

幹我居然不爭氣的笑了...

By Eden
at 2007-07-15T18:54

你他媽的咕雞咕雞掰~~~

By Eden
at 2007-07-17T16:34

有笑到

By George
at 2007-07-19T14:13

有笑有推

By Lauren
at 2007-07-21T11:53

有笑有推

By Zenobia
at 2007-07-23T09:32

估機估機掰

By Jack
at 2007-07-25T07:12

超好笑的吧!!!!!!! 你這黑海參

By Ingrid
at 2007-07-27T04:51

shit!幹!你這低級的傢伙XDDD

By Hamiltion
at 2007-07-30T08:06

真是超機掰的拉^^

By Eartha
at 2007-08-01T05:45

咕雞咕雞掰~　←　意思為何? ( ￣y▽￣)╭

By Madame
at 2007-08-03T03:25

口古奚隹口古奚隹手分手～～

By Isabella
at 2007-08-05T01:04

哭餓突然爆笑出來

By Jack
at 2007-08-06T22:44

咕雞咕雞掰沒奶茲新歌，不錯聽

By Necoo
at 2007-08-08T20:23

哈哈哈有笑點啦

By Hedda
at 2007-08-10T18:03

禾斗禾斗

By Ingrid
at 2007-08-12T15:42

XDDDDDDD

By John
at 2007-08-14T13:22

By Mia
at 2007-08-16T11:01

By Heather
at 2007-08-18T08:41

XDDDD　有笑有推

By Barb Cronin
at 2007-08-20T06:20

我他媽的笑了咕雞咕雞掰

By Callum
at 2007-08-22T04:00

XDDDDDDDDDD

By David
at 2007-08-24T01:39

我他媽洨了海蔘..

By Agnes
at 2007-08-25T23:19

靠盃的好笑

By Lauren
at 2007-08-27T20:58

滿難笑的

By Jacob
at 2007-08-29T18:38

優

By Agnes
at 2007-08-31T16:17

這篇在黑特有被刪

By Bennie
at 2007-09-02T13:57

有笑有推

By Ingrid
at 2007-09-04T11:36

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Skylar Davis
at 2007-09-06T09:16

笑點低的我

By Connor
at 2007-09-08T06:55

靠背笑了

By Mary
at 2007-09-10T04:35

幹，好好笑= =

By Elvira
at 2007-09-12T02:14

有笑~有推~

By Bethany
at 2007-09-13T23:54

有笑有推~~~ ^_^

By Edwina
at 2007-09-15T21:33

幹拎娘好北蘭!!! XDDDD

By Jake
at 2007-09-17T19:13

尻杯啦我大笑!!!

By Olive
at 2007-09-19T16:52

好笑XD 借轉就可

By Quintina
at 2007-09-21T14:32

咕雞咕雞咕雞咕雞掰~

By Thomas
at 2007-09-23T12:11

有笑有推~

By Lauren
at 2007-09-25T09:51

借轉XDDD

By Quintina
at 2007-09-27T07:30

....good

By Lucy
at 2007-09-29T05:10

我也笑了ˊˋ

By Ida
at 2007-10-01T02:49

囧

By Joseph
at 2007-10-03T00:29

無言

By Ida
at 2007-10-04T22:08

噗~~~

By Jack
at 2007-10-06T19:48

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Yedda
at 2007-10-08T17:27

一整個就是好笑~

By Sarah
at 2007-10-10T15:07

好笑阿

By Iris
at 2007-10-12T12:46

有笑有推啦XD~

By Caroline
at 2007-10-14T10:26

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Zenobia
at 2007-10-16T08:05

好爆笑阿~

By Olivia
at 2007-10-18T05:45

有夠北懶..XDDDDD

By Isabella
at 2007-10-20T03:24

XDDDD

By Mason
at 2007-10-22T01:04

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ingrid
at 2007-10-23T22:43

= =

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at 2007-10-25T20:23

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春吶...沙灘上做愛... - 成人話題討論

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