星座與性（上） - 成人話題討論

By Jack
at 2016-10-11T14:28

Table of Contents

大家好

魯妹又來了

為什麼會想討論星座與性呢

其實是因為魯妹前幾天整理砲單（？）的時候
心血來潮整理了一下做過男生的星座統計

發現可怕的事情

天蠍座佔了五分之一（而且不包含我忘記什麼星座的大約十分之一的人）

不過天蠍男生真的很熱衷性事
但能力落差很大
我遇到最早洩跟最遲射的都是天蠍座
通常他們都很內斂
但只要約過以後都最主動約砲

金牛座的男生性能力通常不錯
但「戀愛砲」的表現會大於「約砲」
標準有愛最大的男人們（？）

魔羯男通常都是平常看起來還好
但床上又強勢又溫柔（羞）
而且都蠻會調情的

雙子男就真的很喜歡有趣的東西
例如按摩棒、玩具、挑逗
弄得女生不要不要的然後吊胃口就是他們的興趣
跟小孩有87分像

巨蟹男生通常都是比較溫柔
大約三分之二會很懶
但也有一群超級勤勞
悶騷可是很愛性事
然後叫聲都很迷人>\\\<

剩下的…我得想想XD

然後我發現
我沒收集到牡羊座的男生！！！
真是太悲傷了
十二生肖都收集完了的說

所以大家記得
如果想找性慾強的男生
請記得找天蠍哦！
不過溫柔的話就……（笑）

如果有迴響就會有下集
沒有的話就……

有沒有人要來分享女生版的呢XD
我很期待哦（扭）

好的
謝謝大家觀賞魯妹發廢文

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All Comments

By William
at 2016-10-14T06:04

摩羯._.///

By Kristin
at 2016-10-16T21:39

當我獅子不存在啊

By Ophelia
at 2016-10-19T13:14

魔羯座要跳出來了

By Zanna
at 2016-10-22T04:50

我就小孩啊哼哼

By William
at 2016-10-24T20:25

摩羯讚

By Jacob
at 2016-10-27T12:00

星座聽聽就好…有的是妳沒遇到過^^有的人兩天沒出門
除了吃飯起床洗澡上廁所外，全在床上ooxx

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-10-30T03:36

這算季經文吧XD

By Irma
at 2016-11-01T19:11

摩羯座來了 >///<

By Carol
at 2016-11-04T10:46

魔羯女94讚>\\\\\\\<但我遇過最猛的是射手QQ
天蠍......表現得很無言XD

By Anthony
at 2016-11-07T02:22

牡羊座舉手

By Agatha
at 2016-11-09T17:57

獅子座在這

By Annie
at 2016-11-12T09:32

開後門天蠍NO.1

By Ophelia
at 2016-11-15T01:08

蛇夫座表示：

By Agnes
at 2016-11-17T16:43

摩羯來了不過大叔我已經走清淡生活

By Charlotte
at 2016-11-20T08:18

我牡羊寄了回我

By Jacky
at 2016-11-22T23:54

水瓶呢??

By Agatha
at 2016-11-25T15:29

請教尊貴的女士您的總樣本數？

By Victoria
at 2016-11-28T07:04

天蠍來了~~~

By Anthony
at 2016-11-30T22:40

為啥沒說射手怎樣，好奇

By Oscar
at 2016-12-03T14:15

說好的處女男呢

By Delia
at 2016-12-06T05:50

可以收集那麼多也是很厲害啦…

By Lily
at 2016-12-08T21:26

下集！敲碗！拉機！

By Olivia
at 2016-12-11T13:01

天秤姍姍來遲

By Zora
at 2016-12-14T04:36

我牡羊來

By Kama
at 2016-12-16T20:12

巨蟹來了但是叫聲很迷人是什麼鬼XDD

By Jack
at 2016-12-19T11:47

牡羊座報到

By Noah
at 2016-12-22T03:22

金牛的性能力很讚~很溫暖的激情

By Kelly
at 2016-12-24T18:58

想不到還是有人欣賞魔羯 QQ

By Steve
at 2016-12-27T10:33

牡羊報名

By Erin
at 2016-12-30T02:08

想看下集

By Vanessa
at 2017-01-01T17:44

想聽獅子座男生的（敲碗

By Charlie
at 2017-01-04T09:19

其實也可以來個星座文…應該挺不錯玩，但別吹噓就是^
^

By Donna
at 2017-01-07T00:54

我是天蠍的...最遲2~3小時...PK

By Lily
at 2017-01-09T16:30

跪求射手樣本

By Robert
at 2017-01-12T08:05

mjudyo 已回妳，但星座純屬參考喔：)

By Susan
at 2017-01-14T23:40

熱衷性事我覺要看出發點…有的是為了展現自身優越能
力，喜歡被吹捧，有的是喜歡滿足對方需求歡愉，覺很
開心。有些人不熱衷，也許是重質不重量，覺得淺嚐即
可，比較愛花時間精力在其她事物上^^以上

By Elizabeth
at 2017-01-17T15:16

牧羊來了

By Doris
at 2017-01-20T06:51

又一篇沒水瓶的 ,小弟優質水瓶男願意提供給大家測試

By Dinah
at 2017-01-22T22:26

摩羯在這裡！

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-01-25T14:02

我天蠍我溫柔

By Xanthe
at 2017-01-28T05:37

牡羊簽名檔！？

By Jacky
at 2017-01-30T21:12

天蠍女我最近有點性冷感QQ

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-02-02T12:48

怎麼沒天秤？？

By Caroline
at 2017-02-05T04:23

牡羊洋得意，寄了，回我。

By Emily
at 2017-02-07T19:58

QAQ

By George
at 2017-02-10T11:34

牡羊報到

By Edith
at 2017-02-13T03:09

看到沒雙魚就先紅

By Blanche
at 2017-02-15T18:44

沒雙魚叭叭

By Joe
at 2017-02-18T10:20

我牡羊啦

By Noah
at 2017-02-21T01:55

沒寫金牛壞話給推

By Anthony
at 2017-02-23T17:30

天蠍就是棒棒嘻嘻

By Connor
at 2017-02-26T09:06

牡羊座才是最色的好嗎

By Hardy
at 2017-03-01T00:41

射手在此出來決戰

By Ida
at 2017-03-03T16:16

摩羯來報到了

By Connor
at 2017-03-06T07:52

摩羯的好被發現了（撥瀏海

By Rebecca
at 2017-03-08T23:27

當天秤是吃素的？！約我阿！

By Iris
at 2017-03-11T15:02

巨蟹（舉～）

By Poppy
at 2017-03-14T06:38

當獅子都病貓？

By Dinah
at 2017-03-16T22:13

誰說天蠍表現無言的，單挑啦！

By Kelly
at 2017-03-19T13:48

魔羯男在這。

By Hazel
at 2017-03-22T05:24

金牛特來簽到

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-03-24T20:59

牡羊通常很忙，但我剛好有空

By Daph Bay
at 2017-03-27T12:34

下集咧～不要富奸

By Kama
at 2017-03-30T04:10

廢文也這麼多推，妳把天秤放哪裡

By Kelly
at 2017-04-01T19:45

真難得有對雙子不算負面的評論

By Carol
at 2017-04-04T11:20

把我獅子放在哪呢

By Lydia
at 2017-04-07T02:56

這麼短還分兩篇

By John
at 2017-04-09T18:31

妳少了王者射手只好噓

By Lydia
at 2017-04-12T10:06

是吧金牛很優吧我在這

By David
at 2017-04-15T01:42

天蠍報到

By Yedda
at 2017-04-17T17:17

呵雙子就小孩咩

By Megan
at 2017-04-20T08:52

雙魚呢？！！

By Quintina
at 2017-04-23T00:28

雙魚男是我啦！

By Victoria
at 2017-04-25T16:03

牡羊挺色的哈哈

By Yedda
at 2017-04-28T07:38

我金牛我金牛

By Sandy
at 2017-04-30T23:14

牡羊座報到！

By Gary
at 2017-05-03T14:49

為什麼沒信

By Hazel
at 2017-05-06T06:24

魔羯潛力股姍姍來遲

By Jake
at 2017-05-08T22:00

天蠍

By Olivia
at 2017-05-11T13:35

不喜歡火象?

By Faithe
at 2017-05-14T05:10

魔羯前來報到~~~

By Elvira
at 2017-05-16T20:46

牡羊座，姍姍來遲

By Kama
at 2017-05-19T12:21

說好的處女呢0u0

By Rachel
at 2017-05-22T03:56

我牡羊0.0/

By Kumar
at 2017-05-24T19:32

我可以

By Liam
at 2017-05-27T11:07

我是好吃的摩羯

By Oscar
at 2017-05-30T02:42

我魔羯我驕傲

By Gilbert
at 2017-06-01T18:18

推巨蟹男溫柔～～～

By Rebecca
at 2017-06-04T09:53

金牛就是愛>一切

By Regina
at 2017-06-07T01:28

摩羯男的好等妳來發掘，簽到

By Emma
at 2017-06-09T17:04

牡羊的女生可以嗎 (扭)

By Kumar
at 2017-06-12T08:39

射手不說，何時說

By Eden
at 2017-06-15T00:14

魔羯安安

By Regina
at 2017-06-17T15:50

我遇過最會玩的是處女男XD

By Hamiltion
at 2017-06-20T07:25

牡羊報導選我選我（舉手

By Adele
at 2017-06-22T23:00

魔羯男讚讚>///<

By Ida
at 2017-06-25T14:36

沒約過牡羊不要說你約過__

By Elvira
at 2017-06-28T06:11

金牛路過

By Necoo
at 2017-06-30T21:46

為什麼沒說射手！

By Christine
at 2017-07-03T13:22

我最喜歡有研究精神的人了我願意成為妳版圖

By Puput
at 2017-07-06T04:57

獅子\ /獅子\ /獅子\ /

By Rae
at 2017-07-08T20:32

糟，腦公是天蠍的捏

By Leila
at 2017-07-11T12:08

牡羊已領號碼牌

By Lucy
at 2017-07-14T03:43

推摩羯

By Faithe
at 2017-07-16T19:18

啊射手勒

By George
at 2017-07-19T10:54

魔羯報到

By Odelette
at 2017-07-22T02:29

還好我天蠍

By Dinah
at 2017-07-24T18:04

魔羯來了覺得害羞>\\\<

By Lydia
at 2017-07-27T09:40

是想被牡羊%爆嗎XDD

By Isabella
at 2017-07-30T01:15

射手在這妳缺呢~

By Mia
at 2017-08-01T16:50

居然是先收集到十二生肖而非十二星座。。94狂！！

By Ula
at 2017-08-04T08:26

水瓶哩

By Oliver
at 2017-08-07T00:01

謝謝妳的推薦，2017唯一支持金牛謝謝。

By Belly
at 2017-08-09T15:36

水瓶哩！！！

By Caroline
at 2017-08-12T07:12

樓上可是你10/8敗投了...

By Mia
at 2017-08-14T22:47

巨蟹很準（泣

By Brianna
at 2017-08-17T14:22

牡羊在這選我選我

By Valerie
at 2017-08-20T05:58

巨蟹叫聲真的滿銷魂der

By Lucy
at 2017-08-22T21:33

喜歡看天秤裝聖潔被我玩弄呵呵

By Rae
at 2017-08-25T13:08

真的很多都是天蠍座

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-08-28T04:44

我摩羯我驕傲

By Xanthe
at 2017-08-30T20:19

射手射去哪了

By Jake
at 2017-09-02T11:54

廢兔

By Irma
at 2017-09-05T03:30

魔羯報到

By Leila
at 2017-09-07T19:05

天蠍

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-09-10T10:40

下集呢～～

By Michael
at 2017-09-13T02:16

Ya~摩羯上榜！！

By Daph Bay
at 2017-09-15T17:51

金牛跟魔羯蠻配的其實

By Robert
at 2017-09-18T09:26

天蠍得獎啦耶…

By Anthony
at 2017-09-21T01:02

水瓶樣本也太少

By Caitlin
at 2017-09-23T16:37

不錯不錯雙子有準

By Lucy
at 2017-09-26T08:12

推

By Frederica
at 2017-09-28T23:48

水瓶寄信報名(咦

By Necoo
at 2017-10-01T15:23

可是以前都是我在強暴我的天蠍前男友

By Michael
at 2017-10-04T06:58

巨蟹我是那三分之一勤奮的吧 @@

By Joseph
at 2017-10-06T22:34

好阿又沒水瓶都這樣阿排擠阿 QQ

By Yedda
at 2017-10-09T14:09

金牛在此啦

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-10-12T05:44

還需要樣本嗎！！

By Puput
at 2017-10-14T21:20

金牛準！戀愛炮>>>>>約炮

By Belly
at 2017-10-17T12:55

天下星座十二宮，居然將獅子不放在眼裡，讓妳嚐嚐什麼叫求
生不得，求死不得，站內信記得收

By Anonymous
at 2017-10-20T04:30

這些變數可以求得總樣本數嗎？

By Andy
at 2017-10-22T20:06

小魔魔低加… 羞

By Hazel
at 2017-10-25T11:41

可惡把雙魚放在那了!!

By Ethan
at 2017-10-28T03:16

摩羯

By Jack
at 2017-10-30T18:52

摩羯好像很棒>_<

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-11-02T10:27

獅子呢

By Jake
at 2017-11-05T02:02

處女座呢？(敲碗

By Madame
at 2017-11-07T17:38

雙魚報到給個機會洗白好嗎？

By Catherine
at 2017-11-10T09:13

我天蠍超愛魔羯女適性度極高

By Jessica
at 2017-11-13T00:48

處女座的人權呢？

By Franklin
at 2017-11-15T16:24

坐等雙魚男

By Tracy
at 2017-11-18T07:59

牡羊男報到!

By Belly
at 2017-11-20T23:34

看來我是勤勞巨蟹型

By Hazel
at 2017-11-23T15:10

天蠍座半屏山下智久報到

By Quintina
at 2017-11-26T06:45

沒有把處女男放眼裡？？QQ

By Sandy
at 2017-11-28T22:20

牡羊樣本數1,大大丟了牡羊座的臉,不到30秒繳械(嘖)

By Una
at 2017-12-01T13:56

我摩羯不解釋了

By Mia
at 2017-12-04T05:31

摩羯///

By Olive
at 2017-12-06T21:06

敲碗處女男

By Suhail Hany
at 2017-12-09T12:42

天蠍簽到囉

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-12-12T04:17

射手

By Elma
at 2017-12-14T19:52

求分析XD

By Ivy
at 2017-12-17T11:28

這裡有隻野生的天蠍給你收服>ω<

By Frederica
at 2017-12-20T03:03

牧羊...已報名.

By Joe
at 2017-12-22T18:38

羊男在這裡呢嘿嘿...

By Frederic
at 2017-12-25T10:14

準準的

By Anonymous
at 2017-12-28T01:49

我天蠍，喜歡服務對方

By Zanna
at 2017-12-30T17:24

牡羊在這裡報名了怕你不敢來!

By Daph Bay
at 2018-01-02T09:00

牡羊報名～～

By Daph Bay
at 2018-01-05T00:35

天蠍座憲兵在此 26歲會不會太老？

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2018-01-07T16:10

金牛在這歡迎挑戰

By Lydia
at 2018-01-10T07:46

男友是金牛能力跟技巧都超讚-///-

By Sarah
at 2018-01-12T23:21

缺獅子嗎

By Hazel
at 2018-01-15T14:56

金牛～～～

By Delia
at 2018-01-18T06:32

可惡獅子呢

By Jacob
at 2018-01-20T22:07

我要刷新金牛樣本！！

By Eden
at 2018-01-23T13:42

天蠍在此歡迎內信

By Megan
at 2018-01-26T05:18

射手報名

By Irma
at 2018-01-28T20:53

摩羯真是準

By Carolina Franco
at 2018-01-31T12:28

我也愛天蠍>////<

By Joe
at 2018-02-03T04:04

我巨蟹勤勞型 ^ ^

By Linda
at 2018-02-05T19:39

金牛簽到，牛牛很猛的好嗎？

By John
at 2018-02-08T11:14

連續交了五任天蠍男友我只能說真的很準xD

星座與性（上） - 成人話題討論

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