明到不行的約戰暗號 - 成人話題討論

By Rachel
at 2018-05-13T18:02

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微叔年方30

雖還不到百人斬但國籍蒐集也算是破13了（是我是台灣灌強CCR）

深覺只要沒有長得太奇行怪狀

不管哪個文化圈開放或保守

約戰最難跨出的那步還是直球開口吧

我是沒什麼招啦大概就是

「要不要來我家看貓」

「要不要來我家看Netflix」

晚上十點半喔夠明顯了吧

但女生上了沙發就抓著我通宵看了一季馬男波傑克的也是有啦...

不過女生的招還蠻多元的

大概是真的害羞所以特別迂迴吧

不知道為什麼新加坡的前女友

在正式交往前總要買新的紅酒才要騙我去家裡喝酒兼運動

交往後都說要來我家沖涼其實是衝康

香港女生跟我說過她煲了湯給我喝

結果喝她比喝湯還多

最直接的還是Tinder約到的奧地利學生了

她都問要不要來我家抱著睡覺

但她後來說我說我以亞洲人來說尺寸算大還我軟掉又是另一個故事了

板上男女神站內都直接貼圖對決我知道

但現實面對面有沒有約砲金句可以分享一下R

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By Hedwig
at 2018-05-18T00:25

人帥真好

By Joseph
at 2018-05-22T06:49

看貓害我中招！我真的以為是看貓阿！純潔貓奴QQ

By Enid
at 2018-05-26T13:13

人若不帥在暖都是變態

By Lucy
at 2018-05-30T19:36

結果樓上是被貓害溼身嗎?

By Ursula
at 2018-06-04T02:00

羨慕

By Xanthe
at 2018-06-08T08:24

來個櫻花妹教學吧

By Una
at 2018-06-12T14:47

來我家喝酒

By Bethany
at 2018-06-16T21:11

羨慕！！我立刻去認養貓兒十隻

By George
at 2018-06-21T03:35

人帥真好

By Carol
at 2018-06-25T09:59

我都說，晚上直接到我那吧~~~

By Christine
at 2018-06-29T16:22

我最怪一次約到的句子是
「You from Australia ? so you must know Australi
a kiss 」「what was that?」
「French kiss but down below.」
「I don't know , but you can show me later.」

By Frederic
at 2018-07-03T22:46

我都在酒吧喝酒聊天時直接問要不要換地方喝w

By Robert
at 2018-07-08T05:10

netflix and chill啊

By Thomas
at 2018-07-12T11:33

遇過最明的約炮問法 https://i.imgur.com/nscxCme.png

By Queena
at 2018-07-16T17:57

下面羊死了

By Yedda
at 2018-07-21T00:21

咩修竿某

By Franklin
at 2018-07-25T06:44

https://i.imgur.com/n19CRGM.jpg

By Oliver
at 2018-07-29T13:08

汁援

By Ethan
at 2018-08-02T19:32

誰要來我家看貓？ https://i.imgur.com/i0wlGz2.jpg

By Rosalind
at 2018-08-07T01:56

你要不要信教？

By Irma
at 2018-08-11T08:19

我養兩隻貓唷～來玩

By Kumar
at 2018-08-15T14:43

別管正題了你聽過安力嗎？

By Kumar
at 2018-08-19T21:07

我都問要不要來我家賞鳥

By Regina
at 2018-08-24T03:30

下次改問：我可以去妳家看鳥籠嗎?

By Catherine
at 2018-08-28T09:54

看貓玩貓（貓奴）、吃飯搭伙（吃貨）、netflix(愛看電影咖
），其實重點不是什麼約不約，怎麼讓女生卸下心房來你家才
是重點XD

By Catherine
at 2018-09-01T16:18

我也有2隻貓，不過一隻是我OuO

By Rebecca
at 2018-09-05T22:41

要不要來我家看龜龜 05/13 19:14

By James
at 2018-09-10T05:05

我餓了，要帶我去吃點什麼嗎？

By Regina
at 2018-09-14T11:29

走阿滾床單

By Catherine
at 2018-09-18T17:53

樓上要吃我嗎

By Edward Lewis
at 2018-09-23T00:16

...

By Queena
at 2018-09-27T06:40

打包帶回去吃

By Hamiltion
at 2018-10-01T13:04

通通打成一包帶回我家

By Frederic
at 2018-10-05T19:27

來吃飯（招手

By Olga
at 2018-10-10T01:51

正的帥的說好久沒打砲哦就會有人送上來了

By Robert
at 2018-10-14T08:15

所以有沒有女生要來我家看貓，最近捕獲的，在高雄XD

By Frederic
at 2018-10-18T14:38

貓咪狗狗超好用萬年不敗

By Ina
at 2018-10-22T21:02

某樓的貓長得也太妖艷了吧

By Charlie
at 2018-10-27T03:26

https://i.imgur.com/snNh6DG.jpg

By Faithe
at 2018-10-31T09:50

曬狗

By Margaret
at 2018-11-04T16:13

像我這種日劇派的都沒辦法catch到Netflix&chill的梗

By Zora
at 2018-11-08T22:37

Netflix很多日劇的說.....

By Lily
at 2018-11-13T05:01

真的打的到的炮只是需要一個藉口，打不到的講什麼都沒

By Andrew
at 2018-11-17T11:24

用

By Oliver
at 2018-11-21T17:48

對陶藝有興趣的［要燒瓶子嗎］

By Damian
at 2018-11-26T00:12

樓上那句要講台語

By Quanna
at 2018-11-30T06:35

樓上妳最好是會勇敢的告訴別人"下面羊死了,要修竿嗎"啦

By Bennie
at 2018-12-04T12:59

我嘴砲的ㄅㄒㄇ

By Faithe
at 2018-12-08T19:23

我被約過晚上11點吃飯！就真的只是吃飯嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚太
杯桑，不推了！

By Todd Johnson
at 2018-12-13T01:47

燒瓶子（台語

By Mason
at 2018-12-17T08:10

WeiMooooo.....那真的是很悲劇...XDDD 還害妳特地噴很香齁

By Kyle
at 2018-12-21T14:34

我都先約喝酒，下一幕就是相幹畫面

By Ula
at 2018-12-25T20:58

還好欸，不覺得太重反而不好聞嗎
剛剛約我下週晚上喝酒，不期待了啦嗚嗚

By Bennie
at 2018-12-30T03:21

說不定下次真的會%%結果妳又忘了噴香水

By Jake
at 2019-01-03T09:45

人帥真好

By Belly
at 2019-01-07T16:09

你要不要來我家看我

By Thomas
at 2019-01-11T22:32

人帥真好

By Faithe
at 2019-01-16T04:56

我上次也是這樣到剛剛才從看守所出來

By Brianna
at 2019-01-20T11:20

https://i.imgur.com/cfEuAZl.jpg

By Hedda
at 2019-01-24T17:44

投直球會被已讀吧人帥真好

By Tracy
at 2019-01-29T00:07

https://i.imgur.com/tPgiWma.jpg

By Rebecca
at 2019-02-02T06:31

我人醜性騷擾......

By Agnes
at 2019-02-06T12:55

人醜吃草

By Elizabeth
at 2019-02-10T19:18

人帥真好可以教我個幾招嗎

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-02-15T01:42

下次問要不要來我家看蟲

By Puput
at 2019-02-19T08:06

我都傳小褲褲約算另類嗎

By Dorothy
at 2019-02-23T14:29

波傑克還滿毒的啊看通宵正常...

By Sarah
at 2019-02-27T20:53

我點煙就是訊號

By Connor
at 2019-03-04T03:17

要不要來我家打電動

By Lucy
at 2019-03-08T09:41

重要還是樣貌，人類都是視覺動物啊～

By Una
at 2019-03-12T16:04

哈哈哈哈我遇到的玩咖弟弟是養兔子 XDDDD

By Hamiltion
at 2019-03-16T22:28

我都問要不要當我的性奴

By Liam
at 2019-03-21T04:52

我都說我家的貓比夜景還迷人

By Agatha
at 2019-03-25T11:15

以前被學妹問可不可以去她宿舍幫她按摩

By Zora
at 2019-03-29T17:39

要去看夜景嗎？

By Frederic
at 2019-04-03T00:03

看貓太誘人

By Una
at 2019-04-07T06:26

要不要來我家看兔子
https://i.imgur.com/iLmctno.jpg

By Candice
at 2019-04-11T12:50

看人誘大貓

By Steve
at 2019-04-15T19:14

兔子挺可愛的，我看到就好聽說兔子很臭

By Kelly
at 2019-04-20T01:38

https://i.imgur.com/CcYNLfZ.jpg 兔子真的蠻可愛的

By Joe
at 2019-04-24T08:01

還好我對寵物免疫，約去家裡的都不單純啊

By Franklin
at 2019-04-28T14:25

很少人說看狗耶？都約看貓

By Rae
at 2019-05-02T20:49

傳一首rock you like hurricane就行了

By Isabella
at 2019-05-07T03:12

我說來我家看龍貓怎麼都被譙髒話？！

By Suhail Hany
at 2019-05-11T09:36

Tinder也要有match到才有球投啊

By Franklin
at 2019-05-15T16:00

24樓的貓好可愛，想撲倒貓咪

By Candice
at 2019-05-19T22:23

說實話去別人家有狗可怕= =

By Bennie
at 2019-05-24T04:47

想撲倒樓上

By Edward Lewis
at 2019-05-28T11:11

狗派感到邊緣...

By Regina
at 2019-06-01T17:35

用按摩約

By William
at 2019-06-05T23:58

我還沒喝醉過w所以不怕被灌醉

By Ina
at 2019-06-10T06:22

狗狗貓貓我最愛

By Cara
at 2019-06-14T12:46

看兔子我可以！！！帶麥當勞還算有心的....我見過只帶
一包餅乾的.....

By Elma
at 2019-06-18T19:09

狗狗貓貓我都馬上去

By Mary
at 2019-06-23T01:33

要去飯店內邊吃邊聊嗎

By Elvira
at 2019-06-27T07:57

https://i.imgur.com/v5YBtk4.jpg

By Mary
at 2019-07-01T14:20

來，都來！

By Anonymous
at 2019-07-05T20:44

樓上養的是黃白可愛～

By Blanche
at 2019-07-10T03:08

我都煲湯給樓下喝

By Yuri
at 2019-07-14T09:32

謝謝那我下麵給樓上吃

By Rebecca
at 2019-07-18T15:55

養狗覺得悲憤幹

By Caroline
at 2019-07-22T22:19

我都說要不要來我家看WWE

By Gilbert
at 2019-07-27T04:43

有要來我家看貓熊嗎https://i.imgur.com/kU3KD4A.jpg

By Eartha
at 2019-07-31T11:06

Would you like to stay over for breakfast tomorro
w?

By Ula
at 2019-08-04T17:30

樓樓上我可以去你家看貓貓ㄇ？

By Joseph
at 2019-08-08T23:54

如果是黃C女神一定可以-////-

By Erin
at 2019-08-13T06:17

https://i.imgur.com/sIWPyPc.jpg
要不要來我家看貓

By Agatha
at 2019-08-17T12:41

https://i.imgur.com/4dLdkfJ.jpg 粉紅肉球

By Hedwig
at 2019-08-21T19:05

老司機

By Emily
at 2019-08-26T01:29

是男人就大方的說出來XD!

By Eartha
at 2019-08-30T07:52

單挑XD

By Una
at 2019-09-03T14:16

https://imgur.com/MPx03YU 沒有貓只有憨犬一隻

By Edwina
at 2019-09-07T20:40

被醫生晚上十一點約喝咖啡= =

By Carolina Franco
at 2019-09-12T03:03

乾超中肯哈哈哈哈！

By Ingrid
at 2019-09-16T09:27

抱抱睡好不好

By Callum
at 2019-09-20T15:51

https://i.imgur.com/Navi77n.jpg

By Frederica
at 2019-09-24T22:14

來我家看貓

By Iris
at 2019-09-29T04:38

http://imgur.com/lx6UPRr 曬貓囉～

By Edith
at 2019-10-03T11:02

https://i.imgur.com/1W7sZuT.jpg

By Jacob
at 2019-10-07T17:26

https://i.imgur.com/8NfttY4.jpg

By Brianna
at 2019-10-11T23:49

想要休息一下

By Enid
at 2019-10-16T06:13

推馬男波傑克，真的好看

By Yedda
at 2019-10-20T12:37

我覆蓋一張按摩牌，結束這會合@Q@

By Xanthe
at 2019-10-24T19:00

結果去看貓貓的最後都被貓貓看

By Freda
at 2019-10-29T01:24

歡迎來我家看貓

明到不行的約戰暗號 - 成人話題討論

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