明到不行的約戰暗號 - 成人話題討論

By Rachel
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Table of Contents
微叔年方30
雖還不到百人斬但國籍蒐集也算是破13了(是我是台灣灌強CCR)
深覺只要沒有長得太奇行怪狀
不管哪個文化圈 開放或保守
約戰最難跨出的那步還是直球開口吧
我是沒什麼招啦 大概就是
「要不要來我家看貓」
「要不要來我家看Netflix」
晚上十點半喔 夠明顯了吧
但女生上了沙發就抓著我 通宵看了一季馬男波傑克的也是有啦...
不過女生的招還蠻多元的
大概是真的害羞所以特別迂迴吧
不知道為什麼新加坡的前女友
在正式交往前總要買新的紅酒才要騙我去家裡喝酒兼運動
交往後都說要來我家沖涼 其實是衝康
香港女生跟我說過她煲了湯給我喝
結果喝她比喝湯還多
最直接的還是Tinder約到的奧地利學生了
她都問要不要來我家抱著睡覺
但她後來說我說我以亞洲人來說尺寸算大還我軟掉又是另一個故事了
板上男女神站內都直接貼圖對決我知道
但現實面對面有沒有約砲金句可以分享一下R
--
雖還不到百人斬但國籍蒐集也算是破13了(是我是台灣灌強CCR)
深覺只要沒有長得太奇行怪狀
不管哪個文化圈 開放或保守
約戰最難跨出的那步還是直球開口吧
我是沒什麼招啦 大概就是
「要不要來我家看貓」
「要不要來我家看Netflix」
晚上十點半喔 夠明顯了吧
但女生上了沙發就抓著我 通宵看了一季馬男波傑克的也是有啦...
不過女生的招還蠻多元的
大概是真的害羞所以特別迂迴吧
不知道為什麼新加坡的前女友
在正式交往前總要買新的紅酒才要騙我去家裡喝酒兼運動
交往後都說要來我家沖涼 其實是衝康
香港女生跟我說過她煲了湯給我喝
結果喝她比喝湯還多
最直接的還是Tinder約到的奧地利學生了
她都問要不要來我家抱著睡覺
但她後來說我說我以亞洲人來說尺寸算大還我軟掉又是另一個故事了
板上男女神站內都直接貼圖對決我知道
但現實面對面有沒有約砲金句可以分享一下R
--
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