早上睡醒上廁所時 - 成人話題討論

By Wallis
at 2014-08-09T18:02

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這個問題困擾我有點久
不知道大家有沒有解決方法

就是每天早上正常男性都會晨勃嘛
我家是坐式馬桶
剛起床迷迷糊糊只想趕快上廁所

用站的放尿因為太堅挺會亂撒
所以我改用坐著尿很久了

只是就算用坐著
那話兒還是會突出馬桶坐墊很多
必須要坐很後面
然後還要把兄弟往下壓才行

壓著尿就像是水管被人掐住一下不太順
而且有時候睡迷糊閉上眼沒壓好
尿又會噴得地上滿地都是

話說大家家裡的坐式馬桶都這麼小嗎
要怎麼解決這個問題

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By Kama
at 2014-08-14T10:04

尿在洗手台

By Leila
at 2014-08-19T02:05

尿到浴缸裡

By Rebecca
at 2014-08-23T18:07

先叫女友服務一下

By Rosalind
at 2014-08-28T10:08

你有沒有試過在馬桶上游蛙式

By Joseph
at 2014-09-02T02:10

尿在嘴裡?

By Ursula
at 2014-09-06T18:12

包紙尿褲連去廁所都免了

By Erin
at 2014-09-11T10:13

叫水電裝一個小便斗ㄚ

By Tracy
at 2014-09-16T02:15

不然用包大人的，這很簡單吧！

By Iris
at 2014-09-20T18:17

我都直接插在水裡面尿啊

By Puput
at 2014-09-25T10:18

先對他打個幾拳，就軟啦，問題不就解了

By Iris
at 2014-09-30T02:20

拿棒子打到軟掉不就解決了

By Megan
at 2014-10-04T18:21

會亂撒?包皮割一割吧

By Jack
at 2014-10-09T10:23

誰來貼一下MJ的舞步

By Olivia
at 2014-10-14T02:25

http://i.imgur.com/9J82x0o.jpg

By Emily
at 2014-10-18T18:26

站後面一點然後上完再用蓮蓬頭沖洗一下就好啦~~

By Kelly
at 2014-10-23T10:28

半蹲

By Isla
at 2014-10-28T02:29

改成先刷牙等他軟掉

By Vanessa
at 2014-11-01T18:31

幸好我早上只有2公分不用擔心

By Harry
at 2014-11-06T10:33

你可以倒立尿，像這樣卜○]

By Rae
at 2014-11-11T02:34

同感每次往旁邊亂噴都噴到小腿後來改單腳尿

By Quanna
at 2014-11-15T18:36

你可以彎腰90度尿，把頭靠在水箱上再瞇一下，順便醒腦

By Daniel
at 2014-11-20T10:38

你可以用插進去的方式尿阿洞那麼大很容易吧

By Edward Lewis
at 2014-11-25T02:39

半蹲就好了

By Rosalind
at 2014-11-29T18:41

先刷牙洗臉+1 等軟掉就好啦那麼簡單的問題...

By Andy
at 2014-12-04T10:42

如果你會倒立的話應該很好解決

By Yedda
at 2014-12-09T02:44

加裝個小便斗

By Frederic
at 2014-12-13T18:46

直接洗澡，邊洗邊尿

By Irma
at 2014-12-18T10:47

跟大便反方向就好

By Kelly
at 2014-12-23T02:49

屌跟馬桶成90度瞄準就穩進洞了

By Elvira
at 2014-12-27T18:50

樓下願意每天幫原PO扶屌瞄準

By Anthony
at 2015-01-01T10:52

插在水裡尿

By Yuri
at 2015-01-06T02:54

http://ppt.cc/~8bO 可以參考這篇

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-01-10T18:55

代表你不夠長阿我們夠長的都直接放在水裡面根本不會亂灑

By Megan
at 2015-01-15T10:57

裝水管

By Necoo
at 2015-01-20T02:59

9樓XD

By Kumar
at 2015-01-24T19:00

打開窗戶尿下去不就得了

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-01-29T11:02

插尿管

By Quintina
at 2015-02-03T03:03

半蹲+1

By Jacky
at 2015-02-07T19:05

倒立是要怎麼解決啦XDDDDDD

By Jacky
at 2015-02-12T11:07

尿洗手台

By Quintina
at 2015-02-17T03:08

等消勃載尿阿拿棉花棒挖耳朵不用幾秒就消了

By Mary
at 2015-02-21T19:10

推文好好笑XD

By Freda
at 2015-02-26T11:12

http://i.imgur.com/M1OxcJO.jpg

By Olive
at 2015-03-03T03:13

切掉3分之1

By Callum
at 2015-03-07T19:15

關我屁事?

By Franklin
at 2015-03-12T11:16

樓下找2ch的考古圖出來給原po參考

By Rebecca
at 2015-03-17T03:18

等軟掉就好了

By Damian
at 2015-03-21T19:20

認真模式：屁股跟蛋蛋之間的那一段用力按

By Sandy
at 2015-03-26T11:21

起床就看寶拉照片

By Zanna
at 2015-03-31T03:23

先打出來再去尿

By Elvira
at 2015-04-04T19:24

尿洗手台沖水兼洗手，跟本環保小尖兵

By Cara
at 2015-04-09T11:26

先刷牙~ 過一下再去尿尿...

By Tracy
at 2015-04-14T03:28

去問麥摳 45度

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-04-18T19:29

可是我妹會用洗手台蓄水洗臉耶尿洗手台真的好嗎

By Victoria
at 2015-04-23T11:31

當然不好啊尿洗手台世界噁心= =

By Audriana
at 2015-04-28T03:33

我都是坐著直接小壓雖然會有點不舒服

By Sandy
at 2015-05-02T19:34

尿公寓公共水塔

By Jacky
at 2015-05-07T11:36

先尻一槍再說啊!

By Candice
at 2015-05-12T03:37

你反著坐，屁股朝馬桶外，右手刷牙左手沖水很方便

By Kumar
at 2015-05-16T19:39

不要浪費~ 先跟女友或者老婆來一發

By Una
at 2015-05-21T11:41

是不會反著坐喔

By Quanna
at 2015-05-26T03:42

倒立

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-05-30T19:44

你就順邊沖澡順便尿吧ㄎㄎ

By Victoria
at 2015-06-04T11:45

剪短一點。CQ2才100

By Robert
at 2015-06-09T03:47

我都貼馬小九的照片在馬桶前包你解決所有問題

By James
at 2015-06-13T19:49

尿的還特別準

By Mason
at 2015-06-18T11:50

插在水裡尿就沒煩惱了

By Kelly
at 2015-06-23T03:52

憋著等消掉再尿

By Olivia
at 2015-06-27T19:54

老二插在水裡尿阿幹

By Jacob
at 2015-07-02T11:55

趴在馬桶上

By Franklin
at 2015-07-07T03:57

放個水桶在旁邊尿完繼續睡

By Valerie
at 2015-07-11T19:58

插在水裡尿到底是殺小啦XDDDD

By Irma
at 2015-07-16T12:00

插在水裡尿媽的我快笑死XDDDDD

By Victoria
at 2015-07-21T04:02

擺超人pose啊

By Cara
at 2015-07-25T20:03

原PO不夠長給拍拍我是都往後站兩步離水面3cm這樣尿

By Margaret
at 2015-07-30T12:05

睡前四小時禁水

早上睡醒上廁所時 - 成人話題討論

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