旅館的櫃台都在想什麼? - 成人話題討論

By Ivy
at 2017-08-07T00:48
at 2017-08-07T00:48
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從96年待摩鐵到現在,遇過很多奇奇怪怪的事。
有次一對住宿的男女,進去房間沒多久,男生就撥電話下來櫃檯,問是否有動物的,我就
說:嗯嗯…動物星球頻道嗎?有喔~您轉看看
過沒30秒,又接到他們的電話,這次是女生打的,她說:有沒有人獸交的?
我心裡的OS是:幹…男伴禽獸一點,就有人獸交的港覺了啊(誤
但嘴上是回應她:我們沒有特殊類型的影片^^
還有次是遇到60幾歲的,帶了兩個30歲左右的,大中午的就開了住宿,然後兩三點就又跟
櫃台要保險套,我同事就拿七個給他。
我聽完只有狂笑而已…
七個…484太高估那個阿公了啊?
最後要說的是,這兩天有鄉民找我訂房間,有沒有優惠這個就暫且不提。
跟他不熟就是了(?
我一直很想打電話上去問他:可以普雷萬嗎?(誤
其實我想問的是:套子不夠用吧?姐可以多拿幾個給你的,千萬不用跟姐客氣啊!
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有次一對住宿的男女,進去房間沒多久,男生就撥電話下來櫃檯,問是否有動物的,我就
說:嗯嗯…動物星球頻道嗎?有喔~您轉看看
過沒30秒,又接到他們的電話,這次是女生打的,她說:有沒有人獸交的?
我心裡的OS是:幹…男伴禽獸一點,就有人獸交的港覺了啊(誤
但嘴上是回應她:我們沒有特殊類型的影片^^
還有次是遇到60幾歲的,帶了兩個30歲左右的,大中午的就開了住宿,然後兩三點就又跟
櫃台要保險套,我同事就拿七個給他。
我聽完只有狂笑而已…
七個…484太高估那個阿公了啊?
最後要說的是,這兩天有鄉民找我訂房間,有沒有優惠這個就暫且不提。
跟他不熟就是了(?
我一直很想打電話上去問他:可以普雷萬嗎?(誤
其實我想問的是:套子不夠用吧?姐可以多拿幾個給你的,千萬不用跟姐客氣啊!
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