旅館的櫃台都在想什麼? - 成人話題討論

By Ivy
at 2017-08-07T00:48

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從96年待摩鐵到現在，遇過很多奇奇怪怪的事。

有次一對住宿的男女，進去房間沒多久，男生就撥電話下來櫃檯，問是否有動物的，我就
說：嗯嗯…動物星球頻道嗎？有喔~您轉看看

過沒30秒，又接到他們的電話，這次是女生打的，她說：有沒有人獸交的？

我心裡的OS是：幹…男伴禽獸一點，就有人獸交的港覺了啊(誤

但嘴上是回應她：我們沒有特殊類型的影片^^

還有次是遇到60幾歲的，帶了兩個30歲左右的，大中午的就開了住宿，然後兩三點就又跟
櫃台要保險套，我同事就拿七個給他。

我聽完只有狂笑而已…

七個…484太高估那個阿公了啊？

最後要說的是，這兩天有鄉民找我訂房間，有沒有優惠這個就暫且不提。

跟他不熟就是了(？

我一直很想打電話上去問他：可以普雷萬嗎？(誤

其實我想問的是：套子不夠用吧？姐可以多拿幾個給你的，千萬不用跟姐客氣啊！

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Tags: 保險套

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By Lydia
at 2017-08-08T03:30

錢不夠用啊，姐

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-08-09T06:12

我也不夠欸

By Hazel
at 2017-08-10T08:54

套套一個幾多錢？！

By Steve
at 2017-08-11T11:36

那可以跟姊普雷萬嗎

By Lily
at 2017-08-12T14:18

妳是做旅館業哦

By Madame
at 2017-08-13T17:00

想訂房間了

By Caroline
at 2017-08-14T19:42

想跟姐訂房間

By Doris
at 2017-08-15T22:24

想約櫃臺了

By Jack
at 2017-08-17T01:06

可以帶櫃台回房嗎

By Ingrid
at 2017-08-18T03:48

找姐訂房間

By Brianna
at 2017-08-19T06:30

姊可以幫我開房間嗎

By George
at 2017-08-20T09:12

想起以前第一天上班就遇到小朋友外叫..不過來的品質就.....

By Regina
at 2017-08-21T11:54

旅館真的看盡人生奇觀！

By Daph Bay
at 2017-08-22T14:35

隨時歡迎上來普雷萬

By Noah
at 2017-08-23T17:17

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Kelly
at 2017-08-24T19:59

找姊開一間！

By Brianna
at 2017-08-25T22:41

想說旅館文就等妳了

By Anthony
at 2017-08-27T01:23

旅館天后

By Caitlin
at 2017-08-28T04:05

拉拉這篇沒有圖

By Ula
at 2017-08-29T06:47

就想說你怎麼還沒回文

By Rosalind
at 2017-08-30T09:29

立馬訂

By Yedda
at 2017-08-31T12:11

我訂了

By Agnes
at 2017-09-01T14:53

哈哈普雷

By Ingrid
at 2017-09-02T17:35

拉拉你們的套子品質怎麼樣?

By Elma
at 2017-09-03T20:17

姊我可以>///<

By Eartha
at 2017-09-04T22:59

留一間給我啊，我要十條浴巾自己用

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-09-06T01:41

太厚不好用

By Yuri
at 2017-09-07T04:23

姐可以跟妳開房間嗎

By Regina
at 2017-09-08T07:05

有人開進旅館時會覺得櫃檯小姐反而身邊好的錯覺嗎？

By Mia
at 2017-09-09T09:47

那個我也想訂房間但是跟妳一起>\\\\<

By Oliver
at 2017-09-10T12:29

哈慶祝登入900(+1)次嗎

By Quanna
at 2017-09-11T15:11

龍

By Andrew
at 2017-09-12T17:53

樓上沒放圖你也要嘴人龍！？想幹484

By Jacob
at 2017-09-13T20:35

可以找姐一起上房間休息嗎

By Freda
at 2017-09-14T23:17

(寄信

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-09-16T01:59

寄了回我

By Delia
at 2017-09-17T04:41

想問套子用完可以一直要?不收費?

By Ingrid
at 2017-09-18T07:23

好酒不見！

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-09-19T10:05

想跟妳訂房間，再一起滾床單！

By Hedda
at 2017-09-20T12:47

XDD

By Irma
at 2017-09-21T15:29

姊~我不缺套，缺人哦~要一起嗎？XD

By Frederica
at 2017-09-22T18:11

可以直接在櫃檯嗎？嘻嘻

By Hamiltion
at 2017-09-23T20:53

姊一起玩啊已寄

By Enid
at 2017-09-24T23:35

姐我缺伴~~

By Rebecca
at 2017-09-26T02:17

普雷萬+1

By Lauren
at 2017-09-27T04:59

姐，我想跟妳一起玩

By Cara
at 2017-09-28T07:41

姐我也是旅宿業，我們來整房吧

By Linda
at 2017-09-29T10:23

上來 1 7 吃火鍋阿 ! XDDDDDDDD

By Anonymous
at 2017-09-30T13:05

7個是要他爽死嗎

By George
at 2017-10-01T15:47

每間都可以要套子不用錢嗎

By Heather
at 2017-10-02T18:29

找不到飯店？找姐訂房。

By Robert
at 2017-10-03T21:11

七個XDDD

By Ethan
at 2017-10-04T23:53

攀關係要優惠的真的很沒水準跟你很熟？

By Anthony
at 2017-10-06T02:35

飯店？Trivago~

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-10-07T05:17

難道我訂飯店可以享半價也要到處講嗎

By Olivia
at 2017-10-08T07:59

推

By Kristin
at 2017-10-09T10:41

寄了啦！回我譜累萬

By Madame
at 2017-10-10T13:23

套子真的可以多拿哦好奇阿

By Carol
at 2017-10-11T16:05

為何沒圖 !

By Elvira
at 2017-10-12T18:47

我套子一個就夠了~

By Lucy
at 2017-10-13T21:29

那可以跟姐去別間開房間嗎>/////<

By George
at 2017-10-15T00:11

上次有個阿公帶兩個小姐進來
問我們有沒有休息，可是那個時候我只想收住宿
然後就嫌我們太貴就走掉了

By Sarah
at 2017-10-16T02:53

os想說你都叫兩個小姐了，還差這點住宿錢(？

By Hardy
at 2017-10-17T05:35

第一個恥度也太高，這也問得出口

By Irma
at 2017-10-18T08:17

真假，這麼好可以私哪間嗎，下次去找你拿，哈哈

By Zenobia
at 2017-10-19T10:59

按鈴～需要客房服務

By Sandy
at 2017-10-20T13:41

姐是哪間？這麼好的服務，想讓你服務一下

By Daniel
at 2017-10-21T16:23

我都意淫櫃台小姐耶姊你可以來服務嗎

By Queena
at 2017-10-22T19:05

http://i.imgur.com/572gOhw.gif

By Andy
at 2017-10-23T21:47

跪求啦啦指導

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-10-25T00:29

非主流品牌套子加潤滑劑成本…超級便宜，主流品牌大量
也是很便宜

By Steve
at 2017-10-26T03:11

姊櫃檯有穿黑絲嗎

By Kumar
at 2017-10-27T05:53

旅館業看盡人生百態

By Hardy
at 2017-10-28T08:34

我也在旅店上班，我們這裡客人沒那麼誇張哈哈哈

By Freda
at 2017-10-29T11:16

妹妹有需要別客氣啊，哥哥來幫忙囉^_^

By Delia
at 2017-10-30T13:58

姐，我可以射在裡面嗎？

By Hardy
at 2017-10-31T16:40

拉拉...我要紅唇啊！

By Queena
at 2017-11-01T19:22

姐 3p要一直換套子啦

By James
at 2017-11-02T22:04

我缺套也缺人怎麼辦

By Jacky
at 2017-11-04T00:46

妹子雙排有缺嗎?

By Quintina
at 2017-11-05T03:28

直接到櫃檯推倒妳，弄得你不要不要的

By Ingrid
at 2017-11-06T06:10

姊姊普雷萬

By Wallis
at 2017-11-07T08:52

可以訂房嗎？（喂

By Olive
at 2017-11-08T11:34

七個是要阿公死在房間嗎XD

By Regina
at 2017-11-09T14:16

所以到底有沒有優惠?

By Hamiltion
at 2017-11-10T16:58

阿公:7個用不完,拿回家灌米腸好了

By Madame
at 2017-11-11T19:40

有沒有明明空房很多卻說客滿的八卦啊XD

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-11-12T22:22

都來訂

By John
at 2017-11-14T01:04

我可以普雷u

By Frederic
at 2017-11-15T03:46

杜雷絲好貴499才8個都不狗用哪家商旅免費給七個這麼爽

By John
at 2017-11-16T06:28

同梯的，我也是96年到現在

By Freda
at 2017-11-17T09:10

已濕，要訂房

By Elvira
at 2017-11-18T11:52

姐，您癢了嗎？

By Jack
at 2017-11-19T14:34

姐可以幫我開一間嗎妳也一起進來

By Callum
at 2017-11-20T17:16

我去開房間讓姊上班當休息室吧

旅館的櫃台都在想什麼? - 成人話題討論

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