旅館A片是不是都很難看 - 成人話題討論

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-05-29T23:45

Table of Contents

: 有次跟男友在旅館調情的時候，
: 當我想轉AV頻道就被他制止了，
: 就說旅館AV很難看，各位會嗎？
: 可是我不想每次做愛時電視都在播毫不相關的電影啊！！
: 你說電視剛好演到男女主角床戲就算了，
: 但是電視在打鬥/吵架/槍戰，我TM看這個在炒飯？？

我本來想推文
但是內容好像蠻長的
比我懶覺長，所以還是回一篇。

我覺得碰運氣吧
有好看有難看

像有次婚前我跟老婆去開房間
前戲的時候想說來看個片調劑一下
剛好轉到歐美的
偏偏我老婆是歐美大懶覺控
她看一個金髮老外瘋狂幹一個嬌小亞裔女
結果竟然給我偷偷自慰到高潮
（夾腿大法，板上女人懂我說什麼）

還沒幹她就到了躺在那邊喘
我只好先去上廁所後再沖一下

回到床上結果靠腰我老婆睡著了
沒辦法拿起遙控器看一下別片
有片日本女優真的還算不錯
我就也偷偷打手槍噴了好幾張衛生紙
爽完之後心滿意足地跟著睡

直到櫃檯電話來了通知休息時間已到
兩人於是身心舒暢地離開旅館
可是路上想想連插入都沒插入

那我們到底來幹什麼的

北爛。

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Tags: 做愛 A片

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By Queena
at 2016-06-03T02:27

是老馬~

By Bethany
at 2016-06-07T05:09

頭推XD

By Bennie
at 2016-06-11T07:51

八卦是老婆喜歡西方大雞雞

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-06-15T10:33

= = +

By Kama
at 2016-06-19T13:15

我道歉

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-06-23T15:57

嗯？為何道歉？
是阿真的太白痴了＠＠

By Dora
at 2016-06-27T18:39

八卦是花錢去看A片XD

By Lauren
at 2016-07-01T21:21

其實我是光速俠（翻面具

By Kelly
at 2016-07-06T00:03

哈哈哈充滿歡笑

By Thomas
at 2016-07-10T02:45

綠馬你去日本是不是都花錢買那個卡看迷片

By Margaret
at 2016-07-14T05:27

應該不會啦～

By Robert
at 2016-07-18T08:09

老馬<3

By Hedy
at 2016-07-22T10:51

謝謝～

By Agnes
at 2016-07-26T13:33

女兒搞不好也喜歡大的老馬注意啊~

By Elvira
at 2016-07-30T16:15

是說在你面前夾腿就是要搬開來啊0////0

By Yedda
at 2016-08-03T18:57

她藏在棉被裡我只有看到她抖幾下就嬌喘一聲了= =

By Genevieve
at 2016-08-07T21:39

不會吧

By Olivia
at 2016-08-12T00:21

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
笑了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Hamiltion
at 2016-08-16T03:03

怎麼我眼角流淚了...
原來我並不孤單...

By Harry
at 2016-08-20T05:45

推老馬

By Aaliyah
at 2016-08-24T08:26

這個時候應該要搬開來硬上啊，讓她爽到翻白眼

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-08-28T11:08

對齁

By Kumar
at 2016-09-01T13:50

推老馬專業

By Charlie
at 2016-09-05T16:32

在馬屌面前，歐美也只能算是小牙籤

By Kyle
at 2016-09-09T19:14

推老馬專業^_^

By Liam
at 2016-09-13T21:56

北爛

By Kristin
at 2016-09-18T00:38

推老馬

By Candice
at 2016-09-22T03:20

哈哈哈好好笑

By Valerie
at 2016-09-26T06:02

應該要%醒她給她好看

By Mia
at 2016-09-30T08:44

哈哈哈哈

By Linda
at 2016-10-04T11:26

XDDDDDDD

By Yuri
at 2016-10-08T14:08

要付費

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-10-12T16:50

幹滿好笑的

By Susan
at 2016-10-16T19:32

推

By Olivia
at 2016-10-20T22:14

哈哈哈哈

By Annie
at 2016-10-25T00:56

.........

By Dora
at 2016-10-29T03:38

所以老馬是大雞雞嗎

By Blanche
at 2016-11-02T06:20

...

By Vanessa
at 2016-11-06T09:02

最後一段真是太搞笑了~~~ 北爛!!!

By Annie
at 2016-11-10T11:44

女友：（視線移向小老馬再移回電視再移回小老馬）呵呵

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-11-14T14:26

老馬花了好多冤枉錢QQ

By Emma
at 2016-11-18T17:08

怎麼感覺很悲劇又很好笑wwwww

By Agatha
at 2016-11-22T19:50

XDDD 幫QQ

By Zenobia
at 2016-11-26T22:32

呃…至少都有舒服到XD

By Agnes
at 2016-12-01T01:14

專程看A片的XD

By Una
at 2016-12-05T03:56

我覺得也不能算是冤枉錢啦，彼此都有滿足到，雖然滿
足的方式有些獨特哈哈哈

By Lydia
at 2016-12-09T06:38

老馬....你一定要這麼浪費錢ㄇ

By Agnes
at 2016-12-13T09:20

老馬去享受旅館氣氛的~

By Kyle
at 2016-12-17T12:02

開房間diy，有點潮阿

By Madame
at 2016-12-21T14:44

哈哈哈哈哈有錢就是任性

By Agatha
at 2016-12-25T17:26

老馬

By Susan
at 2016-12-29T20:08

老馬 <3

By Rosalind
at 2017-01-02T22:50

幹 XD好蠢

By Liam
at 2017-01-07T01:32

老馬記得要下載歐美大雞雞A片給老婆夾退腿用

By Jessica
at 2017-01-11T04:14

有笑有推XD

By Selena
at 2017-01-15T06:56

老馬你到底多可憐啊XDD

By Selena
at 2017-01-19T09:38

這真的太北爛了！ XD

By Isla
at 2017-01-23T12:20

笑翻

By Mason
at 2017-01-27T15:02

笑了XD

By Ursula
at 2017-01-31T17:44

哈哈哈這個太好笑根本只是花錢去那邊看A片自慰睡覺
而已

By Valerie
at 2017-02-04T20:26

難得不綠可是也滿悲劇的哈哈

By Ethan
at 2017-02-08T23:08

趕快下載一些西洋片就可以專心打電動了....

By Harry
at 2017-02-13T01:50

老馬被電視播的AV給綠了！

By Callum
at 2017-02-17T04:32

老馬真...溫柔啊......0_0

By Hamiltion
at 2017-02-21T07:14

XDDDDD

By Gilbert
at 2017-02-25T09:56

我也有過這種經驗QQ

By Quanna
at 2017-03-01T12:38

就花錢去吹個冷氣、看個A片紓壓咩～

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-03-05T15:20

原來是時間差高潮

By William
at 2017-03-09T18:02

這太歡樂了XDDDD

By Michael
at 2017-03-13T20:44

推老馬XD

By Irma
at 2017-03-17T23:26

老馬拍拍QQ

By Dorothy
at 2017-03-22T02:08

哈哈哈哈哈

By Mary
at 2017-03-26T04:50

超好笑的XDDD有夠莫名其妙

旅館A片是不是都很難看 - 成人話題討論

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