施展火車便當時該怎麼動呢? - 成人話題討論

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-06-25T17:31
at 2015-06-25T17:31
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這個問我就對惹
首先也是最重要的,就是妳要先有一個女朋友,沒有的話可以先左轉了
好der
再來女生斤兩最好是你能力所及,至少公主抱不至於雙腳在那抖抖抖,
(小隻馬 讚)
畢竟一不小心雞雞下折180度不是哈哈哈你看我的雞雞就可一笑置之的
OKder,進入本篇主題
進入火車便當的狀態可難可簡單
大致可分為一下幾種
第一式. 無尾熊爬樹,難度★★★★✩
比較原始也最難,首先女方雙手環繞你的脖子
然後你從女方胯下將他雙腳抱起後慢慢放入你那向上硬挺的雞雞
一定要向上硬挺的喔,不然角度很難喬
尤其像我左偏只能用旁門左道的方式
需: 強壯的臂膀,向上硬挺的雞雞
第二式. 靠背膩,難度★★★✩✩
力量弱一點的則是女方背後靠著牆壁
接著照第一式則可省力不少
但冬天不建議,不然她啊啊啊啊時,你會分不出她叫是因為雞雞還是背太冰
需: 暖暖欸牆壁
第三式. 坐就對惹,難度★✩✩✩✩
最簡單的方式,男方坐在床邊,女方騎上去就定位後站起來就行惹。
或是女方坐在桌子或化妝台,插入抱起,甘單嘎唔春捏~
需: 一張床或化妝台
第四式. 逆火車便當,難度★★★★★★
太難惹先不討論。
需: 強壯的女友,電動懶
最後,動作都就緒了,要怎麼動?
假如你以為像舉重抱著上下動就大錯特錯惹不要來,那樣會很快沒力
動,其實很簡單,也不應花費太多力氣
不然會有違火車便當最初的精神,
你要先進入賣便當阿姨的心境....然後..
「便當,便當~」
邊走邊喊,一氣呵成,順其自然,
掌握精髓,噗滋噗滋,爽到升天,
真心不騙。
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