新訓陰影 - 成人話題討論

By Elizabeth
at 2018-01-25T12:33

Table of Contents

洨魯現在下單位終於輕鬆下來了

來回憶一下好了

前幾個月在成功嶺新訓的時候

第二天就遺失公發物-一雙鞋

在全中隊面前被幹到飛天

那時候最印象深刻的是區隊長說：你在跟我開玩笑嗎？

我還傻傻的回：報告區隊長！我沒在跟你開玩笑，就是不見了，我沒拿到鞋子！

不用想也知道我被幹更慘

之後更扯的是我櫃子裡竟然又出現一雙鞋子

然後我就拿去要還給學長

結果在走廊上又遇到幹我的那位區隊長

區隊長：你現在是在跟我開玩笑是嗎？

我：………

區隊長：問話答話啊！

到了第三天晚上用手機的時候我就跟我的好床伴講這件事

真的是幫QQ

我說我出去一定要幹死妳

12天後

唉…積了12天的洨真的是迫不及待想出來

因為有提早2小時的榮譽假

所以就直接約在台中開戰

一進房早就硬的不得了的我瞬間搞得我跟猛獸
一樣

一個猛撲上去把她衣服扒光

她：不要這樣啦…

我：我今天一定要把妳幹死

她：後唷…嗯…

對於m屬性的她早就濕一片了

摳沒多久後她突然顫抖

她：不要…高…高潮了啦…

突然

她跪著要我站起來幫我吃

媽啊超受不了的啦！

害我不小心射得她滿嘴12天份的洨

她：吼唷怎麼這麼多啦

過沒多久洗澡洗到一半我們又開戰起來

她要求從後面來

當然是把她幹到飛天啊啊啊啊啊

就當我快繳械的時候對她說：要射了喔…

她：不行…人家還要…

我：我不行了…

她：你在跟我開玩笑嗎？

我：幹

害我真的瞬間軟屌

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Christine
at 2018-01-28T04:41

你在跟我開玩笑嗎？

By Hedwig
at 2018-01-30T20:48

問話答話R！

By Yedda
at 2018-02-02T12:56

笑死XDD

By Ula
at 2018-02-05T05:03

才兩次... 夫人還要

By Genevieve
at 2018-02-07T21:11

你是在跟我開玩笑嗎

By Lauren
at 2018-02-10T13:18

啥新訓陰影?我以為你彎腰撿了塊肥皂?去去去

By Mason
at 2018-02-13T05:26

By Dorothy
at 2018-02-15T21:33

12天至少要12次

By Regina
at 2018-02-18T13:41

禮貌呢？

By Lily
at 2018-02-21T05:48

笑死

By Connor
at 2018-02-23T21:56

替代役?

By Yuri
at 2018-02-26T14:03

陰影面積XD

By Mary
at 2018-03-01T06:11

求原po心理陰影面積

By Agnes
at 2018-03-03T22:18

再過十年你會懷念女方說的這句話

By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-03-06T14:26

口憐

By Selena
at 2018-03-09T06:34

替代役吼

By Zanna
at 2018-03-11T22:41

推哈哈....XD

By Donna
at 2018-03-14T14:49

現在幾T了啊

By Zanna
at 2018-03-17T06:56

其實你心裡想的是區隊長是吧

By Liam
at 2018-03-19T23:04

陰影面積很大

By Steve
at 2018-03-22T15:11

不會答話是不是！！！？

By Kelly
at 2018-03-25T07:19

XDDDDDDD

By Jacob
at 2018-03-27T23:26

有猜到給推哈哈哈

By Quanna
at 2018-03-30T15:34

笑了XDD

By Callum
at 2018-04-02T07:41

你是不是愛上區隊長啦

By Catherine
at 2018-04-04T23:49

原來亮點就是跟隊長去開房間了

By Rae
at 2018-04-07T15:56

區隊長人家還要(扭) 阿替加油啦

By Rae
at 2018-04-10T08:04

你的床伴是區隊長!?

By Yedda
at 2018-04-13T00:11

貢獻每一個小小魔力集結成奇雞

By Thomas
at 2018-04-15T16:19

哈哈哈哈哈我一定會一直重複

By Lydia
at 2018-04-18T08:27

沒有懷疑沒有怨言走進了人群

By Ophelia
at 2018-04-21T00:34

點點滴滴你會發現我們的魔力
大街小(破音)巷裡一步一個腳印

By Jake
at 2018-04-23T16:42

畫重點:"在全中隊面前被幹到飛天"

By Isla
at 2018-04-26T08:49

散播幸福也分享快樂

By Dora
at 2018-04-29T00:57

其實你心裡想的是區隊長吧

By Yedda
at 2018-05-01T17:04

你各位啊鞋子剛發完就不見

By Kristin
at 2018-05-04T09:12

優汁好聞

By Hamiltion
at 2018-05-07T01:19

有笑有推

By Megan
at 2018-05-09T17:27

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By Bennie
at 2018-05-12T09:34

太好笑了

By Andy
at 2018-05-15T01:42

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By Daniel
at 2018-05-17T17:49

吃到區隊長厲害喔

By Irma
at 2018-05-20T09:57

笑了XDDD 這心靈陰影面積頗大

By Ivy
at 2018-05-23T02:04

笑死了

By Elvira
at 2018-05-25T18:12

XDDDD

By Zanna
at 2018-05-28T10:20

笑死但我的陰影在懇親 https://goo.gl/mKYB8y

By Olive
at 2018-05-31T02:27

靠杯笑死

By Barb Cronin
at 2018-06-02T18:35

有笑

By Joseph
at 2018-06-05T10:42

跟學長問好啊

By Ida
at 2018-06-08T02:50

請轉Joke版

By Jessica
at 2018-06-10T18:57

XDDDDD

By Joseph
at 2018-06-13T11:05

陰影太嚴重

By Tracy
at 2018-06-16T03:12

是個有幽默字感的菜B巴呢

By Lucy
at 2018-06-18T19:20

還不叫學長

By Hardy
at 2018-06-21T11:27

哈哈哈哈哈幹莫名覺得很好笑

By Erin
at 2018-06-24T03:35

By Ursula
at 2018-06-26T19:42

這個好笑

By Puput
at 2018-06-29T11:50

預習撿肥皂？

By Zora
at 2018-07-02T03:57

你在跟我開玩笑嗎？

By Jacky
at 2018-07-04T20:05

笑死

By Margaret
at 2018-07-07T12:13

問話答話~有沒有浮出區隊長的臉

By Margaret
at 2018-07-10T04:20

幫QQ

By Harry
at 2018-07-12T20:28

區隊長好嗎? 我只是順口隨便問問

By Isabella
at 2018-07-15T12:35

By Poppy
at 2018-07-18T04:43

輔導長你好！

By Poppy
at 2018-07-20T20:50

前區隊長來推一波哈哈哈哈哈

By Hamiltion
at 2018-07-23T12:58

你在跟我開玩笑嗎?XD

By Caroline
at 2018-07-26T05:05

我同梯當年在幹訓隊新訓皮帶不見，他那張幾乎要世界
末日的崩潰表情我永遠記得，新訓東西不見真的會被幹
到飛天

By Kumar
at 2018-07-28T21:13

雖然菜但是給推

By Daniel
at 2018-07-31T13:20

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By Todd Johnson
at 2018-08-03T05:28

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By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-08-05T21:35

推

By Franklin
at 2018-08-08T13:43

國賠啦

By John
at 2018-08-11T05:50

報學號扣你八分有沒有疑問？

By Ina
at 2018-08-13T21:58

推推

By Selena
at 2018-08-16T14:06

還不答謝？再扣你87分

By Selena
at 2018-08-19T06:13

哈哈有笑有推

By Margaret
at 2018-08-21T22:21

肛

By Kumar
at 2018-08-24T14:28

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By Eden
at 2018-08-27T06:36

By George
at 2018-08-29T22:43

笑死

By Andrew
at 2018-09-01T14:51

你在跟我開玩笑嗎

By Heather
at 2018-09-04T06:58

笑死

By Isla
at 2018-09-06T23:06

靠北喔XD

By Candice
at 2018-09-09T15:13

你在跟我開玩笑嗎？

By Susan
at 2018-09-12T07:21

你選什麼役別

By Iris
at 2018-09-14T23:28

講什麼東西啊？？？XXXD

By Isla
at 2018-09-17T15:36

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By Susan
at 2018-09-20T07:43

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By Dinah
at 2018-09-22T23:51

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By Iris
at 2018-09-25T15:59

笑死

By Yedda
at 2018-09-28T08:06

笑死我還以為走錯版

By Iris
at 2018-10-01T00:14

我還以為是隔壁板

By Vanessa
at 2018-10-03T16:21

推神床伴

By Leila
at 2018-10-06T08:29

叫學長

By Kristin
at 2018-10-09T00:36

真的瞬間大笑XDD

By Elma
at 2018-10-11T16:44

幹 XDDD

By Jacob
at 2018-10-14T08:51

By Linda
at 2018-10-17T00:59

By Mary
at 2018-10-19T17:06

這陰影會跟你一輩子

By Agatha
at 2018-10-22T09:14

啊走錯版嗎

By Cara
at 2018-10-25T01:21

幹很幽默！

By Liam
at 2018-10-27T17:29

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Dorothy
at 2018-10-30T09:36

替代役才會有區隊長這種碗糕還能閒情逸致打電話給床
伴...

By Catherine
at 2018-11-02T01:44

報告誰啊，來第幾天了啊

By Donna
at 2018-11-04T17:52

樓上國軍不是也能打電話嗎

By Anthony
at 2018-11-07T09:59

超好笑

By Freda
at 2018-11-10T02:07

結論是區隊長被開玩笑的幹死

By Necoo
at 2018-11-12T18:14

先扣你八分

By Ina
at 2018-11-15T10:22

陰影面積很大QQ

By Agnes
at 2018-11-18T02:29

這樣就軟屌沒路用

By Brianna
at 2018-11-20T18:37

原來床伴是區隊長啊

By Caitlin
at 2018-11-23T10:44

這個好笑

By Andy
at 2018-11-26T02:52

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By Elma
at 2018-11-28T18:59

哪來的菜味

By Todd Johnson
at 2018-12-01T11:07

好了啦區隊長別再扮女裝了

By Eden
at 2018-12-04T03:14

糟糕其實她是區隊長扮的等等就會彈出來了ob'_'ov

By Rosalind
at 2018-12-06T19:22

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By Charlotte
at 2018-12-09T11:29

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By Rae
at 2018-12-12T03:37

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By Jacky
at 2018-12-14T19:45

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By Kama
at 2018-12-17T11:52

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By Isabella
at 2018-12-20T04:00

吃飯看這個差點噎到笑死

By Leila
at 2018-12-22T20:07

舉手答有，報學號

By Rosalind
at 2018-12-25T12:15

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By Gary
at 2018-12-28T04:22

By Selena
at 2018-12-30T20:30

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By Quintina
at 2019-01-02T12:37

wwwwwwww

By Hamiltion
at 2019-01-05T04:45

才兩次你在跟我開玩笑嗎？

By Candice
at 2019-01-07T20:52

XDDDDDDD

By James
at 2019-01-10T13:00

幹超好笑

By Freda
at 2019-01-13T05:07

By Mason
at 2019-01-15T21:15

你是在跟我開玩笑嗎？

By Odelette
at 2019-01-18T13:22

北七ＦＡＮＴＡＳＹ

By Harry
at 2019-01-21T05:30

要幫你轉替代役版嗎？

By Edwina
at 2019-01-23T21:38

甲味濃XDDDD

By Donna
at 2019-01-26T13:45

XDDD

By Agnes
at 2019-01-29T05:53

笑死

By Susan
at 2019-01-31T22:00

甲甲

By Kyle
at 2019-02-03T14:08

有人穿錯鞋吧...彎腰看一下床底就好了

By Freda
at 2019-02-06T06:15

你在跟我開玩笑嗎？哈哈哈哈哈

By Brianna
at 2019-02-08T22:23

叫我學長

By Doris
at 2019-02-11T14:30

笑死還不快跟學長問好XD

By Valerie
at 2019-02-14T06:38

你各位啊再給我講一堆我提不懂的話試試看啊

By Bennie
at 2019-02-16T22:45

這才應該出現在就可得啊那邊一堆問卷文

By Kristin
at 2019-02-19T14:53

就可已死

By Andrew
at 2019-02-22T07:00

XDD

By Hazel
at 2019-02-24T23:08

沒想到剛進去時沒認出床伴是區隊長

By Andrew
at 2019-02-27T15:15

你在跟我開玩笑嗎？

By Regina
at 2019-03-02T07:23

你現在是在跟我開玩笑是嗎？

By Skylar Davis
at 2019-03-04T23:31

智障班長啊就真的不見了不然是要怎樣幹

By Skylar Davis
at 2019-03-07T15:38

你是末代嗎

By Ivy
at 2019-03-10T07:46

消防?

By Kumar
at 2019-03-12T23:53

你是在跟我開玩笑嗎！

By Hedwig
at 2019-03-15T16:01

報告區隊長，就是這個人想跟你...

By Jake
at 2019-03-18T08:08

像螞蟻默默做自己

By Wallis
at 2019-03-21T00:16

哈哈哈哈幹這真的軟

By Victoria
at 2019-03-23T16:23

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Dinah
at 2019-03-26T08:31

185消防++ 你們區隊長是誰?

By Bethany
at 2019-03-29T00:38

替代役青年們，夢想起飛

By Robert
at 2019-03-31T16:46

螞蟻就乖乖當螞蟻啦打什麼砲

By Adele
at 2019-04-03T08:53

居然已經187了...

By Tom
at 2019-04-06T01:01

XDDDDDD
XDDDDDD

By Heather
at 2019-04-08T17:08

XDDDD
XDDDD

By Heather
at 2019-04-11T09:16

問話答話啊，裝死喔
問話答話啊，裝死喔

By Suhail Hany
at 2019-04-14T01:24

衝安全島，懷疑啊
衝安全島，懷疑啊

By Harry
at 2019-04-16T17:31

學弟哈哈哈...我手機都插電在玩
學弟哈哈哈...我手機都插電在玩

By Hardy
at 2019-04-19T09:39

替代役青年
替代役青年

By Callum
at 2019-04-22T01:46

同樣的一句話但是換你幹別人到飛天 ok的
同樣的一句話但是換你幹別人到飛天 ok的

By Delia
at 2019-04-24T17:54

我們來自四面八方預備~~唱
我們來自四面八方預備~~唱

By Lauren
at 2019-04-27T10:01

哈哈哈
哈哈哈

By Andrew
at 2019-04-30T02:09

哈哈哈哈哈笑死
哈哈哈哈哈笑死

By Hedy
at 2019-05-02T18:16

進!餐!廳!
進!餐!廳!

By Iris
at 2019-05-05T10:24

XDDD
XDDD

By Agnes
at 2019-05-08T02:31

這陣容感覺衝不了安全島XD
這陣容感覺衝不了安全島XD

By Christine
at 2019-05-10T18:39

推爆
推爆

By James
at 2019-05-13T10:46

待退區隊長路過...罵你那位似乎是我同期的XDDD
待退區隊長路過...罵你那位似乎是我同期的XDDD

By Zenobia
at 2019-05-16T02:54

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Delia
at 2019-05-18T19:01

哈哈哈哈有笑

By Mason
at 2019-05-21T11:09

替代役
替代役

By Annie
at 2019-05-24T03:17

笑一下讓他爆

By Donna
at 2019-05-26T19:24

XD
XD

By Carol
at 2019-05-29T11:32

居然已經187了...

By Charlie
at 2019-06-01T03:39

哈哈哈哈有笑

By Madame
at 2019-06-03T19:47

笑一下讓他爆

By Christine
at 2019-06-06T11:54

榮譽在我心裡我就不怕風浪~

By Eartha
at 2019-06-09T04:02

還剛好安平，再叫學長

By Carol
at 2019-06-11T20:09

從竹山下來的時候體力真不是開玩笑的!!

By Rae
at 2019-06-14T12:17

進餐廳不是精愛親誠嘛？

By Liam
at 2019-06-17T04:24

你在跟我開玩笑嗎

By Susan
at 2019-06-19T20:32

求陰影面積......

By Valerie
at 2019-06-22T12:39

134路過臨兵新訓帶了一條菸進去值星分的臉我還記得

By Franklin
at 2019-06-25T04:47

來自中原一群夥伴結廬東南山

By Candice
at 2019-06-27T20:54

靠北笑死XDDD

By Ivy
at 2019-06-30T13:02

有笑有推

By Heather
at 2019-07-03T05:10

185T路過～～給推

By Aaliyah
at 2019-07-05T21:17

笑死xdddd

By Kristin
at 2019-07-08T13:25

推

By Ophelia
at 2019-07-11T05:32

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Candice
at 2019-07-13T21:40

四個月兵路過www

By Yuri
at 2019-07-16T13:47

有笑有推

By Una
at 2019-07-19T05:55

女友：怪我囉

By Jessica
at 2019-07-21T22:02

幹笑死，你在跟我開玩笑嗎？

By Faithe
at 2019-07-24T14:10

笑了XD

By Andy
at 2019-07-27T06:17

還好你聽到沒有更硬要不然就真的要幫你QQ惹

By Zenobia
at 2019-07-29T22:25

有笑有推 ~

By Ina
at 2019-08-01T14:32

所以只是床伴？

By Caroline
at 2019-08-04T06:40

有笑有推

By Ula
at 2019-08-06T22:47

就你最特別

By Steve
at 2019-08-09T14:55

笑死

By Zanna
at 2019-08-12T07:03

區隊長扮女裝XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Jack
at 2019-08-14T23:10

承認吧！你已經愛上區隊長惹

By Bennie
at 2019-08-17T15:18

184梯11中隊也有一個玩笑哥…

By Tom
at 2019-08-20T07:25

哈哈哈～

By Oscar
at 2019-08-22T23:33

笑死 XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Dorothy
at 2019-08-25T15:40

真爽新訓可以用手機，我升一兵前不知道手機是什麼有
夠慘

By Vanessa
at 2019-08-28T07:48

有笑有推XDDDD

By Rae
at 2019-08-30T23:55

區隊長...替代役嫩爆

By Odelette
at 2019-09-02T16:03

替代役青年們

By Daph Bay
at 2019-09-05T08:10

……我笑了

By Joseph
at 2019-09-08T00:18

有潤滑嗎區隊長XDD

By Lucy
at 2019-09-10T16:25

哈哈哈！好笑！推推！

By Jacky
at 2019-09-13T08:33

11隊勤務表示：

By Lily
at 2019-09-16T00:40

紅明顯，學弟你太屌了！

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-09-18T16:48

我以為你上了區隊長

By George
at 2019-09-21T08:56

By Adele
at 2019-09-24T01:03

125T消防路過，消防好好玩阿我到現在都還很珍惜那段日子

By Sarah
at 2019-09-26T17:11

替代役

By Agnes
at 2019-09-29T09:18

160T路過

By Margaret
at 2019-10-02T01:26

好好笑~哈哈哈

By Puput
at 2019-10-04T17:33

靠北喔XDDDDDD

By Sandy
at 2019-10-07T09:41

「誰啊？」

By Kama
at 2019-10-10T01:48

替代役

By Zenobia
at 2019-10-12T17:56

阿不是要幹死人家XD

By Edward Lewis
at 2019-10-15T10:03

好笑推

By Christine
at 2019-10-18T02:11

替代役

By Kama
at 2019-10-20T18:18

區隊長出現

By Eartha
at 2019-10-23T10:26

推文那些噓替代役的不知道在噓什麼意思

By John
at 2019-10-26T02:33

板標應該換這個啊

By Mason
at 2019-10-28T18:41

你確定不是在開玩笑??

By Selena
at 2019-10-31T10:49

XDDDD

By Hedda
at 2019-11-03T02:56

回答我啊！

By Vanessa
at 2019-11-05T19:04

噓嫉妒的阿哈哈

By Donna
at 2019-11-08T11:11

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Kelly
at 2019-11-11T03:19

笑死

By Sandy
at 2019-11-13T19:26

菜B8

By Quanna
at 2019-11-16T11:34

笑死你是在跟我開玩笑嗎XD

By Caitlin
at 2019-11-19T03:41

lol

By Gilbert
at 2019-11-21T19:49

是不會答謝是不是

By Jessica
at 2019-11-24T11:56

XDDDDDD

By Audriana
at 2019-11-27T04:04

笑死菜逼八不會叫學長好？
像螞蟻

By Franklin
at 2019-11-29T20:11

有好笑

By Aaliyah
at 2019-12-02T12:19

為啥弄丟公發鞋還可以榮二幹

By Lily
at 2019-12-05T04:26

哈哈啊哈哈哈

By Selena
at 2019-12-07T20:34

百推

By Aaliyah
at 2019-12-10T12:42

靠北我笑一個失眠

By Linda
at 2019-12-13T04:49

床伴的臉就變成區隊長的臉了

By Suhail Hany
at 2019-12-15T20:57

這該轉笨版吧哈哈哈

By Elizabeth
at 2019-12-18T13:04

這我笑了www

By Kristin
at 2019-12-21T05:12

祝原po跟區隊長白頭偕老，要性福喔 ^^

By Kristin
at 2019-12-23T21:19

區隊長的意思是叫你去他房間找鞋子

By Joe
at 2019-12-26T13:27

超好笑

By Ula
at 2019-12-29T05:34

想轉替代役版

By Olive
at 2019-12-31T21:42

沒有邊幹邊唱替歌

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