新手第一次約炮機會高嗎 - 成人話題討論

By Kyle
at 2016-04-29T05:08

Table of Contents

※ 引述《lovecute04 (隱藏中)》之銘言：
: 最近認識一個奶超大的妹身材沒有很苗條，但也沒到很差臉大概有75分
: 等我比較有空閒時想約她出來吃飯聊聊天
: 請問各位約炮高手們，通常第一次吃飯就約打砲成功機會高嗎？

本魯勸你

還是花一點點時間

聊天交個手

畢竟請吃個飯爬個街

不會耗太多時間

這時候假裝有意無意好像要追求她

一天一訊息問候

掛個線撈一下背景先

等至少兩個禮拜再下手

最後勸你

1. 常出入醫院不要碰

2. 男女關係混雜不要碰

3. 特殊職業不要碰

最後祝你開彰得勝

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Tags: 成人

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at 2016-04-30T01:05

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at 2016-11-18T00:15

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at 2016-12-12T22:40

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By Hazel
at 2016-12-13T18:37

一二三四五

By Charlie
at 2016-12-14T14:34

護士?

By Mia
at 2016-12-15T10:31

靠腰被騙進來XD

By Olga
at 2016-12-16T06:27

哈哈哈

By Freda
at 2016-12-17T02:24

seafood這篇業力要引爆了

By Audriana
at 2016-12-17T22:21

快來喵喵喵喵喵喵電感應

By Dorothy
at 2016-12-18T18:18

愛愛都不愛愛了

By Oliver
at 2016-12-19T14:15

所以我今天

By Erin
at 2016-12-20T10:12

集體中邪

By Megan
at 2016-12-21T06:08

大獲全勝

By Andrew
at 2016-12-22T02:05

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By Caroline
at 2016-12-22T22:02

美國隊長3

By Cara
at 2016-12-23T17:59

還有菜13

By Gary
at 2016-12-24T13:56

推文強

By Quintina
at 2016-12-25T09:53

推文什麼鬼神都出來惹！

By Dora
at 2016-12-26T05:49

反詐騙

By Genevieve
at 2016-12-27T01:46

天翔龍閃

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