文不對題的約炮歌 - 成人話題討論

這篇我想了很久 不知道該放哪個板
既然歌詞內容是約炮 所以這算約炮文(誤) 最後決定放在SEX版

一直很喜歡 愛是你愛是我Love actally 這部電影
台版有刪三級片男女角戀愛戲 沒好康可看實在可惜 而且片被剪得不流暢
尤其配樂及歌曲都是一流之選 頗接近 一路到底脫線舞男 電影配樂神作
目前為止 算是電影版的範圍

其實裡面有一段休葛蘭演的英國首相因為吃醋 怒洗美國總統臉後
舉國歡騰 自己在房間暗爽時 電台DJ點播一首歌送給最牛首相
首相一邊聽一邊跟著扭屁股跳舞自嗨 直到被管家看到
這首超動感的歌 就是The Pointer Sisters - Jump (For My Love)
這段又是屬於西洋歌曲版

邁入正題 原曲歌詞內容盡是女約男炮 但是這MV.....
好啦 也許在那時代女黑人這裝扮很潮 但我不行
不過因為是這三個主唱 所以沒得挑
話說 約炮歌MV除了三女組合外 盡是一堆運動員在跳
跨欄 跳高 跳遠 三級跳 什麼跳都有
雖然歌好聽 但我一邊看一邊笑 根本與約炮無關
裡面的運動員我都不認識 但最後兩個打籃球的我認得出來
大名鼎鼎J博士 跟 魔術強生(唯一符合約炮主題的出場人物)

本來是想po在NBA影片版 但是兩位明星出場時間真的太短 XD
附上歌詞供研究

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyTVyCp7xrw

The Pointer Sisters - Jump (For My Love)


Your eyes tell me how you want me
I can feel it in your heart beat
I know you like what you see

Hold me, I'll give you all that you need
Wrap your love around me
You're so excited, I can feel you getting hotter

Oh baby, I'll take you down, I'll take you down
Where no one's ever gone before
And if you want more, if you want more, more, more

Jump for my love, jump in and feel my touch
Jump if you want to taste my kisses
In the night then, jump, jump for my love

Jump, I know my heart can make you happy
Jump in, you know these arms can feel you up
Jump, if you want to taste my kisses
In the night then, jump, jump for my love

You told me, I'm the only woman for you
Nobody does you like I do
Then make a move before you try
And go much farther, oh baby

You are the one, you are the one
And heaven waits here at my door
And if you want more
If you want more, more, more

Then jump for my love, jump in and feel my touch
Jump if you want to taste my kisses
In the night then, jump, jump for my love

Jump, I know my heart can make you happy
Jump in, you know these arms can feel you up
Jump, if you want to taste my kisses
In the night then, jump, jump for my love

When you are next to me, oh, I come alive

Your love burns inside, oh, it feels so right
Come to me if you want me tonight

Jump, jump in if you want to taste my kisses
In the night then, jump, jump, jump, jump

Jump, you know my heart can make you happy
Jump, you know these arms can feel you up
Jump in, you want to taste my kisses
In the night then, jump, jump for my love

Jump, come on and jump on me
Jump, yeah, you and me
Jump in, jump, jump for my love

Jump, jump, jump in, jump, jump for my love
Jump, jump, jump in, jump in
Jump, jump for my love

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