敲敲看之快速通關 - 成人話題討論

By Noah
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敲敲看這種東西啊,本來我是沒興趣的。
一看就是抄襲 Woo Talk,啊就一堆男的約砲跟詐騙。
是有什麼好玩?
可是,六天前我一位女生朋友說了一件讓我非常震驚的事:
她也有在約砲,而且還是在敲敲看找到現在的砲友!
當我回過神來,手機裡的 Mo PTT 已經更新完畢,
敲敲看這功能出現了。
接下來就是投入無限重新連線輪迴,
為了增加效率,我同時在 APP 和網頁版來回刷。
靠著毅力刷了百餘人次,刷到幾個妹子,
嘴巴講的是很乾脆,說都可以約啊,給了 Line 也沒加。
有的則是留了 Line 給我,可是我卻加不到。
不曉得是假的還是忘了打開 ID 加朋友。
總之第一天晚上加了兩個女生 Line,但都是純聊而已。
雖然沒有實質收獲,但我評估後認為敲敲看值得進一步投入,
理由有幾個:
1.可以上傳圖片。方便換照片,這相當重要。比 Woo 便利許多。
2.詐騙較少。但本文一出,可能會加速污染生態 XD
3.男女比例優於 Woo。
4.Mo Ptt 使用者基數龐大。
根據第一天聊下來的經驗,第二天開場白去蕪存菁,
要做的只是不停刷刷刷。
讓我訝異的是,第二天竟然就遇到也想約的妹子!
問了動機,加了 WeChat 驗明真身,確實有誠意。
接下來第三天、第四天,雖然沒遇到這樣直接的妹子,
但也加了幾個表明想發展私密約跑行程的女生。
然後,然後,我就累了。
整個過程只是無限重複,只要刷的次數夠多,就會有機會。
問題是哪來那麼多時間精力去刷!
我想這也是大家會遇到的問題,
有些人遇到問題,靠的是毅力和意志,
我的幹勁都在床上,真的要我一直刷下去,我還真的不行。
於是到了第四天,我開始思索,為什麼人要把自己當機器使?
應該是機器取代人力吧!
這麼一想,豁然開朗啦!
剩下的只是找出解決問題的方法。
之前寫過我因為想找一本詩集當做約砲見面禮,
弄了一個 python 機器人買到那本絕版書。
這次是否也能用 python 做個自動聊天機器人?
馬上操起 webdriver 試試看。
立刻遇到困難。
敲敲看用了 ajax 技術,無法從網頁原始碼中解析對話。
好吧,此路不通,換一條路,叫出老朋友 .net 的 webbrowser 。
敲敲看不支援 IE 。作罷。
那如果用 http 協議,自己偽裝成敲敲看 Client 端呢?
打開瀏覽器開發者模式看了一會網路溝通過程,斷然放棄。
實在沒那個閒功夫。
只好再度回到 python 懷抱。
照理說,已經控制了瀏覽器,什麼骯髒事應該都能幹。
稍微找了一下 stackoverflow ,還真的學到解決方法。
原來不是不能解出對話,而是方法用錯了,需要繞點路。
總之,用了一個上午零碎時間,完成主要架構:
https://i.imgur.com/ltnCBH2.jpg
功能很陽春也很直接:
1.開場白
2.對方離開或不講話,自動重連
3.對方回話,但講了不雅關鍵字,自動重連
4.對方回話,具有意義,則發訊息通知我人工介入
5.對談結束後,自動儲存對話記錄
有了這個工具,好像從毛瑟槍進化成馬克沁機槍,
刷刷刷刷刷,那個速度之飛快啊,效率驚人!
多開幾個 python 腳本,整個敲敲看都是我的分身。
當然,人工介入後怎麼去聊,就是個人造化和經驗了。
今天是第六天,也是這個敲敲看自動腳本誕生的第二天,
從效益來看,跑個一陣子,肯定會約砲約到腎虧...
應該也有人早就靠這種方法約到腳軟了吧。
所以說學寫程式是不是很重要呀?
我文組的啦~
--
一看就是抄襲 Woo Talk,啊就一堆男的約砲跟詐騙。
是有什麼好玩?
可是,六天前我一位女生朋友說了一件讓我非常震驚的事:
她也有在約砲,而且還是在敲敲看找到現在的砲友!
當我回過神來,手機裡的 Mo PTT 已經更新完畢,
敲敲看這功能出現了。
接下來就是投入無限重新連線輪迴,
為了增加效率,我同時在 APP 和網頁版來回刷。
靠著毅力刷了百餘人次,刷到幾個妹子,
嘴巴講的是很乾脆,說都可以約啊,給了 Line 也沒加。
有的則是留了 Line 給我,可是我卻加不到。
不曉得是假的還是忘了打開 ID 加朋友。
總之第一天晚上加了兩個女生 Line,但都是純聊而已。
雖然沒有實質收獲,但我評估後認為敲敲看值得進一步投入,
理由有幾個:
1.可以上傳圖片。方便換照片,這相當重要。比 Woo 便利許多。
2.詐騙較少。但本文一出,可能會加速污染生態 XD
3.男女比例優於 Woo。
4.Mo Ptt 使用者基數龐大。
根據第一天聊下來的經驗,第二天開場白去蕪存菁,
要做的只是不停刷刷刷。
讓我訝異的是,第二天竟然就遇到也想約的妹子!
問了動機,加了 WeChat 驗明真身,確實有誠意。
接下來第三天、第四天,雖然沒遇到這樣直接的妹子,
但也加了幾個表明想發展私密約跑行程的女生。
然後,然後,我就累了。
整個過程只是無限重複,只要刷的次數夠多,就會有機會。
問題是哪來那麼多時間精力去刷!
我想這也是大家會遇到的問題,
有些人遇到問題,靠的是毅力和意志,
我的幹勁都在床上,真的要我一直刷下去,我還真的不行。
於是到了第四天,我開始思索,為什麼人要把自己當機器使?
應該是機器取代人力吧!
這麼一想,豁然開朗啦!
剩下的只是找出解決問題的方法。
之前寫過我因為想找一本詩集當做約砲見面禮,
弄了一個 python 機器人買到那本絕版書。
這次是否也能用 python 做個自動聊天機器人?
馬上操起 webdriver 試試看。
立刻遇到困難。
敲敲看用了 ajax 技術,無法從網頁原始碼中解析對話。
好吧,此路不通,換一條路,叫出老朋友 .net 的 webbrowser 。
敲敲看不支援 IE 。作罷。
那如果用 http 協議,自己偽裝成敲敲看 Client 端呢?
打開瀏覽器開發者模式看了一會網路溝通過程,斷然放棄。
實在沒那個閒功夫。
只好再度回到 python 懷抱。
照理說,已經控制了瀏覽器,什麼骯髒事應該都能幹。
稍微找了一下 stackoverflow ,還真的學到解決方法。
原來不是不能解出對話,而是方法用錯了,需要繞點路。
總之,用了一個上午零碎時間,完成主要架構:
https://i.imgur.com/ltnCBH2.jpg

功能很陽春也很直接:
1.開場白
2.對方離開或不講話,自動重連
3.對方回話,但講了不雅關鍵字,自動重連
4.對方回話,具有意義,則發訊息通知我人工介入
5.對談結束後,自動儲存對話記錄
有了這個工具,好像從毛瑟槍進化成馬克沁機槍,
刷刷刷刷刷,那個速度之飛快啊,效率驚人!
多開幾個 python 腳本,整個敲敲看都是我的分身。
當然,人工介入後怎麼去聊,就是個人造化和經驗了。
今天是第六天,也是這個敲敲看自動腳本誕生的第二天,
從效益來看,跑個一陣子,肯定會約砲約到腎虧...
應該也有人早就靠這種方法約到腳軟了吧。
所以說學寫程式是不是很重要呀?
我文組的啦~
--
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