救救我的兄弟! - 成人話題討論

By Puput
at 2014-01-12T08:13

Table of Contents

※ 引述《BitchFoxTz (笑磋跎)》之銘言：
: 繼板上的素肚風潮之後
: 小魯一直低調著開發其他新玩具(我承認我在玩食物)
: 今天買了一顆火龍果
: 先拿去泡熱水加溫然後把突出的外皮削平
: 在蒂上挖了一個洞把火龍果貫穿之後在用毛巾包起來
: 效果很好溼溼熱熱溫溫的我還有擠一點KY
: 很舒服只是玩到最後鬆掉了
: 可是....現在我兄弟整支紅紅的用水洗很久都洗不掉
: 被染色扮關二哥了....
: 這能看泌尿科嗎?還是會自然蛻色....
: 拜託認真急問....

抱歉

我是食品系的

我不是很常看SEX版我只是想說為啥現在比LOL版人還多所以我來看看

火龍果理所當然是一種水果

你說你現在老二紅紅的

應該是幹了紅色的火龍果

紅色的成分主要是來自甜菜素花青素還有類胡蘿蔔素

甜菜素是屬於水溶性的用水沖一衝水洗一洗就好了

花青素水溶性稍微不好但是加上肥皂的功效應該也是很容易清洗

只是建議用中性肥皂或是沐浴乳

如果用肥皂洗他是屬於鹼性花青素在鹼性會變成藍色這是很正常的現象

絕對不是老二爛掉或者是老二中毒

類胡蘿蔔素比較麻煩是屬於油溶性的

建議你可以用沙拉油或者橄欖油來洗一下效果會很不錯

如果食物我剛剛在吃蛋餅包油條

蛋餅裡面油脂也很多不知道你有沒有興趣

用蛋餅包一下老二效果應該也很不錯

記得要趁熱就是了冷了蛋餅就不好吃了

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Jacob
at 2014-01-14T17:46

食品系?? 想吃冰淇淋!!!!!!!

By Regina
at 2014-01-17T03:19

你在專業什麼啦

By Jessica
at 2014-01-19T12:51

說不定他會愛上蛋餅的觸感也說不定~~

By Hedy
at 2014-01-21T22:24

幹冰淇淋這種話你都說得出口

By Genevieve
at 2014-01-24T07:57

-.- 我的意思是有的食品系都會自己做冰淇淋嘛= =
我沒有想要幹冰淇淋啦
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我到底看了三小

By William
at 2014-01-26T17:29

變藍色就真的藍叫了

By Leila
at 2014-01-29T03:02

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By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-01-31T12:35

推薦原原po下次用鳳梨，會有植物酵素刺~刺~的~

By Thomas
at 2014-02-02T22:08

看西斯長專業

By Isla
at 2014-02-05T07:40

我的建議是把整罐萬金油拿去曬太陽
曬到有點軟軟的之後插進去保證爽一輩子

By Donna
at 2014-02-07T17:13

想看藍色的求圖

By Isabella
at 2014-02-10T02:46

成分解說太棒了~請再多推薦一點食物

By Isla
at 2014-02-12T12:18

快推免得人家說我看不懂

By Charlie
at 2014-02-14T21:51

所以放點鹼性的液體就會變成GGlanlander

By Joe
at 2014-02-17T07:24

專業給推

By Thomas
at 2014-02-19T16:56

老貳變石蕊試紙了嗎

By Oscar
at 2014-02-22T02:29

你不要那麼專業好不好XDD

By Steve
at 2014-02-24T12:02

石蕊試紙XDDDDD

By Anthony
at 2014-02-26T21:35

為何專業到讓我嘴角失守了

By Kristin
at 2014-03-01T07:07

專業。

By Suhail Hany
at 2014-03-03T16:40

幹冰淇淋太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Aaliyah
at 2014-03-06T02:13

120 IP正確

By Hazel
at 2014-03-08T11:45

藍色就變納美人了

By Charlotte
at 2014-03-10T21:18

專業，但看完還是很想笑XD

By Bennie
at 2014-03-13T06:51

用米酒洗洗看吧

By Hedda
at 2014-03-15T16:23

專業....

By Elizabeth
at 2014-03-18T01:56

推

By Zora
at 2014-03-20T11:29

有必要分析的那麼專業嗎? XDDDDDD

By Mary
at 2014-03-22T21:02

酸鹼指示屌?

By Andy
at 2014-03-25T06:34

油性的，試試看萬精油，綠油精之類的吧！！ (誤

By Anthony
at 2014-03-27T16:07

正所謂高手在民間，處處有溫情....

By Anthony
at 2014-03-30T01:40

我以為你說你剛剛吃了蛋餅油條嘴裡油很多要幫忙...

By Zanna
at 2014-04-01T11:12

越正經越好笑XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Rachel
at 2014-04-03T20:45

酸鹼指示屌XDDDDDDDD

By Dinah
at 2014-04-06T06:18

有笑有推咳咳有專業有推XD

By Damian
at 2014-04-08T15:50

By Lauren
at 2014-04-11T01:23

石蕊試紙XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Doris
at 2014-04-13T10:56

西斯首推獻給你XDDDD

By Quanna
at 2014-04-15T20:29

推石蕊試紙哈哈哈哈

By Eartha
at 2014-04-18T06:01

整個好好笑!!

By Suhail Hany
at 2014-04-20T15:34

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Rae
at 2014-04-23T01:07

專業，連食品系的都出現了

By Margaret
at 2014-04-25T10:39

這也太專業了吧 xDDD

By Kama
at 2014-04-27T20:12

太專業了

By Carolina Franco
at 2014-04-30T05:45

老闆，來份老二蛋餅! 多少錢!

By Connor
at 2014-05-02T15:17

專業文～

By Eartha
at 2014-05-05T00:50

鳳梨酵素可以軟化肉質小心你的小兄弟....

By Kumar
at 2014-05-07T10:23

是在專業什麼啦XDDDD 推薦小七還是全家？

By Susan
at 2014-05-09T19:56

用沙拉脫啦

By Edwina
at 2014-05-12T05:28

蛋餅冰淇淋冰火耶

By Christine
at 2014-05-14T15:01

專業好笑推

By Bennie
at 2014-05-17T00:34

專業到我笑了

By Christine
at 2014-05-19T10:06

專業好笑

By George
at 2014-05-21T19:39

專業推笑死了請問幹什麼可以變粉紅色

By Carolina Franco
at 2014-05-24T05:12

幹完要吃掉不可以浪費食物

By Christine
at 2014-05-26T14:44

哈哈哈哈哈哈怎麼有點好笑阿

By Charlie
at 2014-05-29T00:17

專業推

By Bethany
at 2014-05-31T09:50

看西施長知識

By Freda
at 2014-06-02T19:23

專業推XD 看到變藍色害我好想試試...

By Carol
at 2014-06-05T04:55

天阿....專業推

By Freda
at 2014-06-07T14:28

可惡到底在專業什麼XDDD

By James
at 2014-06-10T00:01

西斯藏神人阿

By Wallis
at 2014-06-12T09:33

專業推

By Jessica
at 2014-06-14T19:06

真的變藍叫了

By Gary
at 2014-06-17T04:39

廣大西斯鄉民真的學歷深如海~

By Frederic
at 2014-06-19T14:11

蛋餅這種滑潤的感覺...啊嘶~~~~~~~~~溝以!!!

By Brianna
at 2014-06-21T23:44

化學老師: 各位同學要測試硫酸的酸度首先要脫褲子然後...

By Rae
at 2014-06-24T09:17

蛋餅包老二

By David
at 2014-06-26T18:50

看西斯長知識~推

By Anthony
at 2014-06-29T04:22

1樓輔大的?

By Oliver
at 2014-07-01T13:55

推酸鹼指示屌XDDD

By Freda
at 2014-07-03T23:28

專業染色屌，推你一個啦!!!
染色系好棒啊!!!

By Erin
at 2014-07-06T09:00

看到板標前來朝聖推另，想要粉紅色，試試稀釋檸檬？

By Jessica
at 2014-07-08T18:33

專業推

By Franklin
at 2014-07-11T04:06

石蕊試屌

By Delia
at 2014-07-13T13:38

專業推

By Iris
at 2014-07-15T23:11

朝聖~

By Adele
at 2014-07-18T08:44

其實豆腐乳也不錯～

By Una
at 2014-07-20T18:17

快推免得別人笑我不懂最新科技石蕊試屌

By Valerie
at 2014-07-23T03:49

可以試試用酒精擦

By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-07-25T13:22

納美屌

By Eartha
at 2014-07-27T22:55

所以鹼性的會變藍色?!!! 誰要試試小蘇打水XD

By Hedwig
at 2014-07-30T08:27

老闆我要一份蛋餅不要切XDDDDDD

By Bennie
at 2014-08-01T18:00

哈哈哈哈哈哈專業什麼拉

By Gary
at 2014-08-04T03:33

專業啊！

By Eartha
at 2014-08-06T13:05

專業推

By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-08-08T22:38

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By Frederica
at 2014-08-11T08:11

XDDDD

By Vanessa
at 2014-08-13T17:44

專業推

By Kelly
at 2014-08-16T03:16

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By Quanna
at 2014-08-18T12:49

強

By Frederic
at 2014-08-20T22:22

看西斯長知識XDDDD

By Kelly
at 2014-08-23T07:54

超好笑哈哈哈哈

By Quintina
at 2014-08-25T17:27

綠色就變那美剋星人了

By Olga
at 2014-08-28T03:00

專業推

By Thomas
at 2014-08-30T12:32

專業推

By Andrew
at 2014-09-01T22:05

回文太認真~~~太好笑了

By Queena
at 2014-09-04T07:38

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By Jessica
at 2014-09-06T17:11

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By Jake
at 2014-09-09T02:43

By Mia
at 2014-09-11T12:16

要是化學課這麼有趣我化學就不會指考40幾

By Olga
at 2014-09-13T21:49

By Skylar Davis
at 2014-09-16T07:21

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By Tom
at 2014-09-18T16:54

上版飆辣wwwwwwwwwwwww

By Ursula
at 2014-09-21T02:27

老二牌石蕊試紙XDD

By Doris
at 2014-09-23T11:59

XDDD

By Rebecca
at 2014-09-25T21:32

老二牌石蕊試紙挺好笑的 XDDD

By Odelette
at 2014-09-28T07:05

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By Ida
at 2014-09-30T16:38

專業推XD

By Rosalind
at 2014-10-03T02:10

我想看藍色的納美屌！！！

By Odelette
at 2014-10-05T11:43

朝聖

By Puput
at 2014-10-07T21:16

幹這泰北爛了]XDDDDDD

By Caitlin
at 2014-10-10T06:48

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By Linda
at 2014-10-12T16:21

我來讓他爆!!!!!!!

By Agnes
at 2014-10-15T01:54

朝聖專業推

By Edward Lewis
at 2014-10-17T11:26

太專業了XDDDDD 120推

By Olivia
at 2014-10-19T20:59

By Skylar Davis
at 2014-10-22T06:32

是專業什麼啦XD

By Kyle
at 2014-10-24T16:05

前面明明這麼專業怎麼後面變這麼好笑啊

By Michael
at 2014-10-27T01:37

所以還會變藍色的就對了~靠~長知識阿 XD

By Zora
at 2014-10-29T11:10

XDDDDDDDDD

By Heather
at 2014-10-31T20:43

輔大推

By William
at 2014-11-03T06:15

太專業了

By Todd Johnson
at 2014-11-05T15:48

朝聖推酸鹼指示屌 XDD

By Aaliyah
at 2014-11-08T01:21

專業推...

By Robert
at 2014-11-10T10:53

長知識推

By Dorothy
at 2014-11-12T20:26

強者推

By Andrew
at 2014-11-15T05:59

推科學啦

By Franklin
at 2014-11-17T15:32

By Victoria
at 2014-11-20T01:04

專業

By Dinah
at 2014-11-22T10:37

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By Yedda
at 2014-11-24T20:10

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By Zenobia
at 2014-11-27T05:42

你是在建議他去玩蛋餅嗎XDDD

By Harry
at 2014-11-29T15:15

XDDDDDDDDD

By Annie
at 2014-12-02T00:48

臥虎藏龍的西斯!

By Suhail Hany
at 2014-12-04T10:20

專業推

By Victoria
at 2014-12-06T19:53

早餐店新吃法，蛋餅包鑫鑫腸~~ XD

By Victoria
at 2014-12-09T05:26

專業文~推

By Genevieve
at 2014-12-11T14:59

推

By Liam
at 2014-12-14T00:31

不要敗壞120的水準

By Regina
at 2014-12-16T10:04

120食生系魯蛇

By Michael
at 2014-12-18T19:37

鮑魚酸鹼指示棒

By Carolina Franco
at 2014-12-21T05:09

我實在無法對我幾乎每天早上吃的蛋餅這樣

By Dora
at 2014-12-23T14:42

專業誤置XDDDDDDDD

By Necoo
at 2014-12-26T00:15

====** 蛋餅皮全省熱賣中 **===

By Caitlin
at 2014-12-28T09:47

無聊的噓，推回來是有沒有這麼實用啦XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Andy
at 2014-12-30T19:20

下一篇不知道為釣出啥科系der

By Franklin
at 2015-01-02T04:53

太專業了XD

By Tracy
at 2015-01-04T14:26

原來是Z神

By Brianna
at 2015-01-06T23:58

太好笑了這篇XD

By Puput
at 2015-01-09T09:31

XDDDDDDDD

By Caitlin
at 2015-01-11T19:04

專業好好笑

By Adele
at 2015-01-14T04:36

我去較120昆蟲系的出來好了

By Ophelia
at 2015-01-16T14:09

請問他需要用金屬刷來刷嗎？踩到會痛那種金屬刷

By Ethan
at 2015-01-18T23:42

學弟給推

By Eden
at 2015-01-21T09:14

你可以不要這麼專業嗎？
酸鹼指示屌XDD

By Iris
at 2015-01-23T18:47

同校給推啦，笑翻XD

By Megan
at 2015-01-26T04:20

快笑死哈哈

By Dinah
at 2015-01-28T13:53

大哥是對的！！

By Doris
at 2015-01-30T23:25

推專業

By Rosalind
at 2015-02-02T08:58

哈哈哈!!!專業推!!!

By Donna
at 2015-02-04T18:31

你也太專業了 XDDD

By Poppy
at 2015-02-07T04:03

推啊這篇回覆文章真的很用心我笑了

By Bethany
at 2015-02-09T13:36

朝聖推

By Quintina
at 2015-02-11T23:09

朝聖推！是在專業什麼啦！

By Mason
at 2015-02-14T08:41

變版標，朝聖推

By Kelly
at 2015-02-16T18:14

看西斯版長知識阿 XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ina
at 2015-02-19T03:47

推專業

By Zenobia
at 2015-02-21T13:20

推專業

By Christine
at 2015-02-23T22:52

用松香水或汽油洗一定洗得掉

By Audriana
at 2015-02-26T08:25

老二蛋餅XDD

By Rebecca
at 2015-02-28T17:58

版標朝聖拉XDDDDDD

By Hazel
at 2015-03-03T03:30

台灣巴拉松

By Joe
at 2015-03-05T13:03

120哪間超專業

By Aaliyah
at 2015-03-07T22:36

我還以為你打算吃著包油條的蛋餅幫原原PO去色素@@

By Isabella
at 2015-03-10T08:08

奶頭也可以變米分糸工色了！！！

By Kama
at 2015-03-12T17:41

這甚麼廢文啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Gary
at 2015-03-15T03:14

化學考試作弊新招

By Doris
at 2015-03-17T12:47

看廢文長知識XD

By Olive
at 2015-03-19T22:19

看西斯長知識

By Jacob
at 2015-03-22T07:52

推專業

By Doris
at 2015-03-24T17:25

-_-#

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-03-27T02:57

專業，原po可能常吃蛋餅，筆記中...推！

By Lydia
at 2015-03-29T12:30

酸鹼指示屌XDDDD

By Dorothy
at 2015-03-31T22:03

納美屌！

By Annie
at 2015-04-03T07:35

太強啦!!!!

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-04-05T17:08

專業的太認真了！！！哈哈哈，，

By David
at 2015-04-08T02:41

強大推

By Brianna
at 2015-04-10T12:14

這算宵夜文嗎XDDDDD

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-04-12T21:46

快笑翻了!

By Ula
at 2015-04-15T07:19

專業推XD

By Adele
at 2015-04-17T16:52

版標推

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-04-20T02:24

專業給推

By Tom
at 2015-04-22T11:57

推120食生系...是再專業什麼啦 XD

By Audriana
at 2015-04-24T21:30

超好笑XDD

By Mia
at 2015-04-27T07:02

XDDDDD

By Harry
at 2015-04-29T16:35

XDDD

By Jessica
at 2015-05-02T02:08

幹你娘剛吃完蛋餅啦！！！

By Mary
at 2015-05-04T11:41

靠北這篇讓我笑慘

By Enid
at 2015-05-06T21:13

專業給推

By Jacob
at 2015-05-09T06:46

我要怎麼面對冰淇淋XDDDDD

By Irma
at 2015-05-11T16:19

冰淇淋蛋餅挾指示屌

By James
at 2015-05-14T01:51

120同校推~~

By Anthony
at 2015-05-16T11:24

蛋餅!!!拿來包老二!!!XDDDDDDD

By Dora
at 2015-05-18T20:57

三小，這個板到底是三小....

By Tom
at 2015-05-21T06:29

輔大冰淇淋好吃現在還擴店哈哈

By George
at 2015-05-23T16:02

女生的酸鹼度關係到精子的活動力說不定這樣又有另一種
檢測法？

By Joseph
at 2015-05-26T01:35

有專業推

By Catherine
at 2015-05-28T11:08

好專業

By Cara
at 2015-05-30T20:40

幹好專業

By Yedda
at 2015-06-02T06:13

挖哩,我的推文變成板標了...

By Kumar
at 2015-06-04T15:46

幹這好笑 XD

By David
at 2015-06-07T01:18

西斯首推XDDDDD

By Charlie
at 2015-06-09T10:51

石蕊試紙...可以驗孕看看嗎？

By Jessica
at 2015-06-11T20:24

專業文 ~ 給推

By Heather
at 2015-06-14T05:56

我到底看了三小

By Hedy
at 2015-06-16T15:29

你不要那麼專業好不好

By Zora
at 2015-06-19T01:02

太好笑了

By Hedwig
at 2015-06-21T10:35

XDDDDD

By Megan
at 2015-06-23T20:07

西斯首推

By Kristin
at 2015-06-26T05:40

幹笑翻~

By Madame
at 2015-06-28T15:13

超好笑

By Bennie
at 2015-07-01T00:45

槓好專業下一步是蛋餅+美乃滋嗎

By Lucy
at 2015-07-03T10:18

120的推一個

By Una
at 2015-07-05T19:51

專業推XD

By Victoria
at 2015-07-08T05:23

超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Kama
at 2015-07-10T14:56

原PO食品系的我是具現化系的

By Aaliyah
at 2015-07-13T00:29

XDDDDDDD

By Mason
at 2015-07-15T10:02

..........

By James
at 2015-07-17T19:34

快笑死!!

By Adele
at 2015-07-20T05:07

By Kumar
at 2015-07-22T14:40

XDDDDDDD

By Sandy
at 2015-07-25T00:12

XDDDD

By Charlie
at 2015-07-27T09:45

[爆卦]全台蛋餅意外的造成大缺貨 XD"

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