撞見父母做人現場 - 成人話題討論

By Selena
at 2018-08-30T13:39
at 2018-08-30T13:39
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看到這個標題就想到我小時候發生的事情
我兩歲的時候,家裡是租房子,而且是分租某一間房間
然後晚上時一家三口睡在同一張床
我們的房間距離廁所很遠,要穿過一條長長的走廊
你知道的,小朋友都很怕黑,很怕會有鬼怪從暗處衝出來把小孩子抓走
所以我習慣晚上去廁所時一定要把房間跟走廊的燈全開,才敢去上廁所
有一天半夜的時候,突然感到一股尿意襲來
於是在半夢半醒之間,把房間的燈打開,起床準備要上廁所
結果看到我爸跟我媽兩個人赤裸的疊在一起
我:你們在幹嘛啊?怎麼不睡覺?
我爸帶著一抹詭異的微笑對我說:你想要一個弟弟或妹妹嗎?
我:好啊,妹妹好了
接下來上完廁所,回來關燈繼續睡覺
十個月後,我弟呱呱落地
當然,我爸媽把我弟抱回家後,我堅持他們抱錯
要他們去醫院換妹妹回來又是另一個故事了...
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我兩歲的時候,家裡是租房子,而且是分租某一間房間
然後晚上時一家三口睡在同一張床
我們的房間距離廁所很遠,要穿過一條長長的走廊
你知道的,小朋友都很怕黑,很怕會有鬼怪從暗處衝出來把小孩子抓走
所以我習慣晚上去廁所時一定要把房間跟走廊的燈全開,才敢去上廁所
有一天半夜的時候,突然感到一股尿意襲來
於是在半夢半醒之間,把房間的燈打開,起床準備要上廁所
結果看到我爸跟我媽兩個人赤裸的疊在一起
我:你們在幹嘛啊?怎麼不睡覺?
我爸帶著一抹詭異的微笑對我說:你想要一個弟弟或妹妹嗎?
我:好啊,妹妹好了
接下來上完廁所,回來關燈繼續睡覺
十個月後,我弟呱呱落地
當然,我爸媽把我弟抱回家後,我堅持他們抱錯
要他們去醫院換妹妹回來又是另一個故事了...
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