搶救房事大作戰 - 成人話題討論

By Hazel
at 2018-03-19T14:29

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從早忙到晚的結果就是，
兩個人回到家後，
聖人模式開啟(也許只有我)
有時候我清醒前會故意不穿內衣只穿內褲躺在床上，
想說男友洗澡後可以大戰這樣比較好入眠。

沒想到，
我每一次等著等著都會睡著！
而且是完全叫不醒的那種，
慾女模式關閉！
男友甚至有幾次還在我耳邊模仿蚊子的聲音，
或是捏捏我的奶頭這裡摳摳那裡摸摸
就是為了把我弄醒

早上醒來後我低頭看著還安好的內褲，
就想著:男友肯定又求歡失敗了!
果不其然，
一旁的男友哀怨的看著我說：
『昨晚孔雀開屏欸！
但是妳又把我推開了，
妳看我錄的影片~』

我一邊帶著“你竟然敢拍我“的驚嚇情緒一邊看著影片中我對各種噪音的免疫跟無感，
想著：再這樣下去，我們就要成為性生活蕩然無存的情侶了！這千萬不可！
(在此並無意評論無性生活的情侶們，只是對我這個一天需要自慰２－３次的女子而言，
無抽插的日子實則難受)

幸好平日小女子有蒐集小玩具的習慣，
什麼號稱斯八達的假陽具或是開發後庭的玩物都在我的櫃子深處,
這些玩具終於不用再讓我自己用心酸了!
搶救性生活大戰,
開始!

有了男友後我真的不再臨幸斯八達壯士了，
粗歸粗長歸長，
終究沒有男友的技巧跟溫柔。
所以跟男友談妥後，
決定用之前我一邊當陰道訓練球跟自慰兩用的跳蛋來當房事的催化劑。
我記得跳蛋是在夢天堂買的，
有不少玩具都是在那裡買的，
除了有很多種類可以選擇外還有它包裝的隱秘性完全ok
不過確切價錢我忘了~
它的粉色雖然有點廉價，
但是塞進去就看不到了啦！

當天晚上兩個人可能因為這個小玩具都顯得有些興奮，
尤其跳蛋在男友手中更讓我緊張。
男友熟練的用舌頭在我乳頭周圍畫圈，
慢慢的舔到肚臍下方兩腿之間還有早已濕透的穴
從舔拭再來是牙齒輕輕的咬嚙，
『恩~』我呻吟著，
男友什麼話都沒有說就打開跳蛋
一邊舔著一邊讓跳蛋在雙腿間震，
再移到我的奶頭，
順勢再插入我。
一手抓著我的胸部再把跳蛋挪到穴的附近，
我好喜歡這種被玩弄的感覺~~
不同的震動速度跟幅度弄的我像個母狗一樣被男友掌控著.
被命令換成背後式的時候，
以為是他的肉棒要進入我，
男友卻把跳蛋慢慢的塞到我的陰道裡，
(它有拉環所以很安全)
然後輕輕的刺激我的後庭~
我哀求他：『要雞雞~』
此時跳蛋的任務已經完畢，
剩下的就是我跟跟男友的事了！

忙碌之餘無法健身，
不再這時候補充蛋白質還更待何時呢？
做愛有益身心健康呢！

附圖

https://i.imgur.com/454qUjg.jpg

除了求原圖外也有少數問大功臣無線跳蛋究竟長何樣
懶得站內依序回覆
如圖~白色痕跡是我的請見諒
https://i.imgur.com/QceJNXv.jpg

Tags: 做愛

All Comments

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at 2018-03-23T16:09

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at 2018-03-27T17:48

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at 2018-03-31T19:28

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at 2018-04-04T21:07

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at 2018-04-08T22:47

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at 2018-04-13T00:26

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at 2018-04-17T02:06

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at 2018-04-21T03:46

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at 2018-04-25T05:25

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at 2018-04-29T07:05

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at 2018-05-03T08:44

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at 2018-05-07T10:24

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at 2018-05-11T12:03

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at 2018-05-15T13:43

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at 2018-05-19T15:23

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at 2018-05-23T17:02

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at 2018-06-13T01:20

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at 2018-06-17T03:00

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at 2018-06-21T04:39

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at 2018-06-25T06:19

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at 2018-06-29T07:58

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at 2018-07-03T09:38

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at 2018-07-07T11:17

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at 2018-07-11T12:57

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at 2018-07-15T14:36

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at 2018-07-19T16:16

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at 2018-07-23T17:56

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at 2018-07-27T19:35

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at 2018-07-31T21:15

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at 2018-08-04T22:54

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at 2018-08-09T00:34

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at 2018-08-13T02:13

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at 2018-08-17T03:53

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at 2018-08-21T05:33

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at 2018-09-06T12:11

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at 2018-09-10T13:50

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at 2018-09-14T15:30

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at 2018-09-18T17:10

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at 2018-09-22T18:49

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at 2018-09-26T20:29

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at 2018-09-30T22:08

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at 2018-10-04T23:48

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at 2018-10-09T01:27

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at 2018-10-13T03:07

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at 2018-10-17T04:47

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at 2018-10-21T06:26

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at 2018-10-25T08:06

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at 2018-10-29T09:45

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at 2018-11-02T11:25

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at 2018-11-06T13:04

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at 2018-11-10T14:44

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at 2018-11-14T16:23

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at 2018-11-18T18:03

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at 2018-11-22T19:43

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at 2018-11-26T21:22

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at 2018-11-30T23:02

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at 2018-12-05T00:41

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at 2018-12-09T02:21

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at 2018-12-13T04:00

射了？

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at 2018-12-17T05:40

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at 2018-12-29T10:39

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at 2019-01-02T12:18

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at 2019-01-06T13:58

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at 2019-01-10T15:37

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at 2019-01-14T17:17

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at 2019-01-18T18:57

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at 2019-01-22T20:36

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at 2019-01-26T22:16

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at 2019-01-30T23:55

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at 2019-02-04T01:35

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at 2019-02-08T03:14

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at 2019-02-12T04:54

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at 2019-02-24T09:53

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at 2019-02-28T11:32

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at 2019-03-04T13:12

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at 2019-03-08T14:51

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at 2019-03-12T16:31

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at 2019-03-16T18:10

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at 2019-03-20T19:50

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at 2019-03-24T21:30

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at 2019-03-28T23:09

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at 2019-04-02T00:49

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at 2019-04-06T02:28

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at 2019-04-10T04:08

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at 2019-04-14T05:47

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at 2019-04-18T07:27

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at 2019-04-22T09:07

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at 2019-04-26T10:46

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at 2019-04-30T12:26

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at 2019-05-04T14:05

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at 2019-05-08T15:45

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at 2019-05-12T17:24

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at 2019-05-16T19:04

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at 2019-05-20T20:44

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at 2019-05-24T22:23

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at 2019-05-29T00:03

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at 2019-06-02T01:42

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at 2019-06-06T03:22

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at 2019-06-10T05:01

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at 2019-06-14T06:41

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at 2019-06-18T08:21

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at 2019-06-22T10:00

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at 2019-06-26T11:40

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at 2019-06-30T13:19

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at 2019-07-04T14:59

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at 2019-07-08T16:38

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at 2019-07-12T18:18

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at 2019-07-16T19:57

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at 2019-07-20T21:37

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at 2019-07-24T23:17

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at 2019-07-29T00:56

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at 2019-08-02T02:36

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at 2019-08-06T04:15

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at 2019-08-10T05:55

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at 2019-08-14T07:34

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at 2019-08-18T09:14

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at 2019-08-22T10:54

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at 2019-08-26T12:33

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at 2019-08-30T14:13

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at 2019-09-03T15:52

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at 2019-09-07T17:32

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at 2019-09-11T19:11

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at 2019-09-15T20:51

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at 2019-09-19T22:31

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at 2019-09-24T00:10

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at 2019-09-28T01:50

原

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at 2019-10-02T03:29

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at 2019-10-06T05:09

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at 2019-10-10T06:48

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at 2019-10-14T08:28

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at 2019-10-18T10:08

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at 2019-10-22T11:47

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at 2019-10-26T13:27

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at 2019-10-30T15:06

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at 2019-11-03T16:46

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at 2019-11-07T18:25

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at 2019-11-11T20:05

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at 2019-11-15T21:44

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at 2019-11-19T23:24

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at 2019-11-24T01:04

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at 2019-11-28T02:43

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at 2019-12-02T04:23

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at 2019-12-06T06:02

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By Zanna
at 2019-12-10T07:42

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By Isla
at 2019-12-14T09:21

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at 2019-12-18T11:01

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By Hazel
at 2019-12-22T12:41

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at 2019-12-26T14:20

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at 2019-12-30T16:00

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at 2020-01-03T17:39

無碼500

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at 2020-01-07T19:19

推

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at 2020-01-11T20:58

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at 2020-01-15T22:38

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at 2020-01-20T00:18

200p

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at 2020-01-24T01:57

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at 2020-01-28T03:37

推

By Freda
at 2020-02-01T05:16

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at 2020-02-05T06:56

無碼666P

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at 2020-02-09T08:35

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at 2020-02-13T10:15

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By Harry
at 2020-02-17T11:55

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at 2020-02-21T13:34

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By Irma
at 2020-02-25T15:14

很有誠意的圖

By Mia
at 2020-02-29T16:53

妳的圖要讓我今晚射整晚

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at 2020-03-04T18:33

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By Faithe
at 2020-03-08T20:12

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at 2020-03-12T21:52

無碼圖第一位1000p 一定給！

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at 2020-03-16T23:31

求無碼

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at 2020-03-21T01:11

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at 2020-03-25T02:51

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at 2020-03-29T04:30

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at 2020-04-02T06:10

無碼300p一位

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at 2020-04-06T07:49

求原圖，第一位有好康。

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at 2020-04-10T09:29

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By Annie
at 2020-04-14T11:08

推

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at 2020-04-18T12:48

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By Yuri
at 2020-04-22T14:28

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at 2020-04-26T16:07

身材好好>///<

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at 2020-04-30T17:47

怒寄一波

By Necoo
at 2020-05-04T19:26

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By Eden
at 2020-05-08T21:06

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By Ethan
at 2020-05-12T22:45

有油到

By Ingrid
at 2020-05-17T00:25

@@好凶嚇到

By Queena
at 2020-05-21T02:05

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By Rebecca
at 2020-05-25T03:44

推

By Yedda
at 2020-05-29T05:24

300p

By Megan
at 2020-06-02T07:03

在外地工作就靠妳了

By Elizabeth
at 2020-06-06T08:43

想揉

By Frederic
at 2020-06-10T10:22

求站內無碼謝謝

By Ingrid
at 2020-06-14T12:02

羨慕男友

By Kama
at 2020-06-18T13:42

奶這麼大只好推了

By Carolina Franco
at 2020-06-22T15:21

看本人可能更震撼~好羨慕

By Eartha
at 2020-06-26T17:01

很美的胸

By Hedwig
at 2020-06-30T18:40

魔鬼的身材

By Erin
at 2020-07-04T20:20

可惡！想揉

By Dinah
at 2020-07-08T21:59

是大奶奶耶，抓

By Isla
at 2020-07-12T23:39

這張真好

By Mia
at 2020-07-17T01:18

推

By Isla
at 2020-07-21T02:58

很棒推

By Hazel
at 2020-07-25T04:38

想看原圖

By Audriana
at 2020-07-29T06:17

剛剛被警察逮捕說我褲子裡怎麼藏武器

By Gary
at 2020-08-02T07:57

喜歡這種身材更能勾起慾望

By Gary
at 2020-08-06T09:36

推推推

By Jacob
at 2020-08-10T11:16

不科學阿這身材

By Irma
at 2020-08-14T12:55

這身材男友天天崩潰XD

By Noah
at 2020-08-18T14:35

太扯

By Sarah
at 2020-08-22T16:15

很可以！

By Eartha
at 2020-08-26T17:54

play one

By Daph Bay
at 2020-08-30T19:34

求無碼站內，拜託

By James
at 2020-09-03T21:13

是不是業配，就用原圖證明吧！！！(伸手)

By Christine
at 2020-09-07T22:53

抖宰欽恩欽嗯

By Olga
at 2020-09-12T00:32

站內300

By Hamiltion
at 2020-09-16T02:12

棒棒

By Tom
at 2020-09-20T03:52

這個我可以>///<

By Ina
at 2020-09-24T05:31

求無碼站內感恩，奶好大好讚啊啊啊

By Emma
at 2020-09-28T07:11

私無碼QAQ

By Aaliyah
at 2020-10-02T08:50

第一個站內300p

By Connor
at 2020-10-06T10:30

站內500

By Queena
at 2020-10-10T12:09

求原圖～謝謝

By Zenobia
at 2020-10-14T13:49

求無碼～～～～

By Iris
at 2020-10-18T15:29

第一站內300p

By Jacky
at 2020-10-22T17:08

求原圖感謝

By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-10-26T18:48

求原圖站內

By Erin
at 2020-10-30T20:27

推

By Hedy
at 2020-11-03T22:07

ㄟ幹這個猛

By Carolina Franco
at 2020-11-07T23:46

站內我保證妳不用睡！

By Lily
at 2020-11-12T01:26

原po怎麼可能站內無碼圖啦xd 身材真的爆猛推

By Daniel
at 2020-11-16T03:05

我不信，站內原圖啊

By Vanessa
at 2020-11-20T04:45

500p站內原圖！！！

By Quintina
at 2020-11-24T06:25

原圖第一位1000p 拜託

By Dinah
at 2020-11-28T08:04

求原圖

By Freda
at 2020-12-02T09:44

這位置是用雙腳夾手機拍的嘛

By Selena
at 2020-12-06T11:23

乾好猛哦有原圖站內200p

By Frederic
at 2020-12-10T13:03

這...整晚不睡了

By Necoo
at 2020-12-14T14:42

失眠滑ptt 結果更加失眠了...

By Isla
at 2020-12-18T16:22

哇噻，這個我可以

By Aaliyah
at 2020-12-22T18:02

白虎嗎

By Caroline
at 2020-12-26T19:41

這奶太美了啦

By Gary
at 2020-12-30T21:21

妳好美，我願意接收更多妳的照片

By Hazel
at 2021-01-03T23:00

求原圖穴穴

By Xanthe
at 2021-01-08T00:40

太羨慕你男友了

By Iris
at 2021-01-12T02:19

OMG

By Belly
at 2021-01-16T03:59

頭髮484長了短髮控男友不就在抱棉被痛哭～

By Aaliyah
at 2021-01-20T05:39

站內300P

By Jacky
at 2021-01-24T07:18

妳好美，我願意接收更多妳的照片

By Belly
at 2021-01-28T08:58

nice body

By Daniel
at 2021-02-01T10:37

推推

By Hazel
at 2021-02-05T12:17

...

By Edwina
at 2021-02-09T13:56

求站內200

By Annie
at 2021-02-13T15:36

求上車500p

By Daniel
at 2021-02-17T17:16

求上車

By Wallis
at 2021-02-21T18:55

原圖第一個300

By Annie
at 2021-02-25T20:35

求上車

By Joe
at 2021-03-01T22:14

這個很可以

By Candice
at 2021-03-05T23:54

好美～～

By Brianna
at 2021-03-10T01:33

太厲害了

By Agnes
at 2021-03-14T03:13

求原圖

By Zenobia
at 2021-03-18T04:52

求原圖

By Hedwig
at 2021-03-22T06:32

身材也太誘人男友不要我要了！

By Olivia
at 2021-03-26T08:12

身材美！推推

By Xanthe
at 2021-03-30T09:51

求原圖 1000p

By Hardy
at 2021-04-03T11:31

這篇會爆

By Eartha
at 2021-04-07T13:10

求原圖><謝謝

By Queena
at 2021-04-11T14:50

跪求站內

By Zora
at 2021-04-15T16:29

推推個身材好好R

By Madame
at 2021-04-19T18:09

4c的文一定要推

By Iris
at 2021-04-23T19:49

跪求原圖！

By Hamiltion
at 2021-04-27T21:28

啊嘶

By Tristan Cohan
at 2021-05-01T23:08

這個要推

By Edward Lewis
at 2021-05-06T00:47

這身材給推

By Edwina
at 2021-05-10T02:27

求原圖啊~~~

By George
at 2021-05-14T04:06

求原圖

By Quintina
at 2021-05-18T05:46

求無碼500p第一位

By Rosalind
at 2021-05-22T07:26

回信

By Ula
at 2021-05-26T09:05

求原圖！

By Liam
at 2021-05-30T10:45

求原圖

By Xanthe
at 2021-06-03T12:24

身材猛

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