打砲時說很多話不正常嗎? - 成人話題討論

Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2016-01-18T21:48

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※ 引述《lelingzi (三個字)》之銘言:
: 像我之前跟一個小隻馬過招的時候,總是會邊做邊講話。
: 個人平時都還蠻沉默寡言的,但在那時候就特別有講話的fu,劈裡啪啦的,簡直像在模
仿
: 「阿洪之聲」一樣。
: 還因為這樣被女伴說過,要我專心點。
: 打砲時說很多話不正常嗎?
: 但是總不可能都不說話吧?
: 其他人平常打炮時都說些什麼啊?


可能話一多 說了不該說的吧

小弟有次去喝茶 喝到了大陸茶
身材好 E cup 皮膚白 外觀大約26-27
想說要來抗戰一下 用棒子教訓個426
前面還沒開始就開始勾引我
前戲 口交什麼都很到位
結果女上一進去沒多久
她說:抓抓我地小籠包 (大陸口音









我:......@《*+#%

整個軟.......

5樓要吃3樓的小籠包嗎?



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By David
at 2016-01-22T14:25
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at 2016-02-02T16:15
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at 2016-02-17T10:41
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at 2016-02-21T03:18
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at 2016-03-06T21:45
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at 2016-03-10T14:22
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at 2016-03-17T23:35
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來 插我 讓他瞬間軟掉
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at 2016-03-21T16:12
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