打工 - 成人話題討論

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By Doris
at 2014-12-18T21:59

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這天我起了個大早

正確來說

我徹夜難眠

因為今天要去朋友介紹的工地打工

為了大學最後一學期的學費

我必須從這月就開始賺取

心裡真的很緊張

除了怕工作太粗重

也怕融入不了工地的相處型態

所以我最近每天都在附近工地

做觀察

像背後靈一樣 貼在工人的背後0.5公分 的距離跟著工人進進出出

“哩洗咧衝三小 像鬼一樣”工人不耐煩的把我過肩摔

終於

我得到了一個結論

就是要會過肩摔

除此之外 皮膚要黝黑 要壯 吊嘎 牛仔褲 工地帽 操台語口音

像我這種只做過服務業的白斬雞

肯定會被他們瞧不起

於是 前一天 我特地去買了鐵樂士

把自己噴成咖啡色

接著是台語練習

“幹恁娘 幹恁娘 慥幾掰”我對著老爸練習台語

還有對著老媽路人練習過肩摔

以及每天兩下伏地挺身 跟一下仰臥起坐

“呼 好累”我擦著滿頭的大汗

看著漸漸有成的二頭肌

得意的微笑

終於到了今天 氣溫8度

我穿著吊嘎 完全不怕冷

因為我已經是個正港工地boy

左耳夾著一根香菸

右耳夾著一根螺絲起子

左手拿保力達 右手拿莎莎亞椰奶

頭上戴著家裡廚房煮湯的鍋子

因為買不到工地帽 所以將就點

再來最重要的就是氣勢

我拿出十根塞在嘴裡菸點了起來

六根塞嘴裡 兩根鼻孔兩根耳朵


接著 我進入了工地大樓

裡面已經有群工人在吃早點 話家常了

為了打入他們的圈子

我也主動上前攀談

“哩後哩後 挖新來ㄟ”

“來啦 甲賽甲塞”

“wow 哩懶啪沒洗哦 糾草ㄟ”

“林七辣哦?糾拍垮”

“阿肥 油很多哦”

十分鐘後

我臉腫的跟豬頭似的站在工頭前聽著要做什麼事

這世界是怎麼了?

打個交道談個心還要被揍……

“來 新來的 你把這邊的磚頭水管搬到頂樓” 工頭指著那堆材料

工頭拍拍我的肩膀

要我加油

一個小時過去

工頭發現東西完全沒有搬到頂樓

於是跑下來看怎麼回事

只看到我搬著水管

一直從三樓滾到一樓

好不容意又爬到三樓

結果水管可能太重了 腿軟

又從三樓滾到一樓

一直無限循環

“我叫你搬東西 你玩無敵風火輪……”工頭朝我頭巴下去

“可以吃便當了嗎?肚子餓沒力氣”我拍拍身上的灰塵說

“…………吃你妹啦 現在才九點 你他媽是來吃便當的膩?”工頭爆氣

“算了 你上去幫忙掃地……”工頭說

現在老闆真的是……

一堆慣老闆

難怪失業率這麼高

想吃便當臭了嗎!!!!

我邊上樓邊碎碎唸


頂樓正在清掃

準備等下的工作

我發現有位年輕的女生

長相清秀 也是穿著吊嘎 但配一件牛仔小熱褲

纖細的小蠻腰與那翹臀

阿嘶~~~~

加上尖挺的胸部

我想我戀愛了

我拿了掃把 故意一直在她附近掃地

並不時以這姿勢她面前走動

http://i.imgur.com/y0z0zfq.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/mjs1KGn.jpg
“誰可以幫忙一下”

這時她發出求救的聲音

原來是有塊磚塊她搬不走

無法繼續清掃

當然 我立刻走了過去

對她笑笑 我臉上充滿自信

是該我表現的時候了

我露出二頭肌 抓著磚塊

“工地power~~~~~”我大喊並使出全力

五分鐘後 我因手脫臼被救護車送走

兩小時後 我從包著石膏重返工地

“唉唷 美麥唷 我以為你不會回來了 有心有心!”工頭笑笑的讚美我

“哈哈…… 因為不回來就沒便當吃”我笑著摸摸頭

“你到底多想吃便當……算了 正好你幫忙訂便當 這是你剩下可以做的事了……”工頭
嘆口氣

“我要雞腿便當” “我要排骨” “我要控肉跟貢丸湯不加芹菜”

“痾……好……一個雞雞便當……一個排骨……一個蘿莉控便當……一個貢丸湯不加馬英
丸……”我吃力的記下種類

“妳呢 想吃什麼?”我問那位清秀女

“我想吃丹丹漢堡”她說

“痾……可是這裡沒有耶……”我無耐的說

“你真的很沒用耶 什麼都做不好 訂便當也不行 ”她不屑的看著我

我怒了

這是對工地boy的羞辱!!!

我衝上前 撕開她的吊嘎

“你要幹嘛……啊啊啊啊”她尖叫

“丹丹 丹丹 吃我的蛋蛋啦”我把她頭壓下

把肉棒塞進她的嘴裡

要她含著

“怎樣 好不好吃 吃完肉棒等等吃蛋蛋” 我說

我雙手揉著她的胸部

挑逗著她的乳頭 乳頭變的又硬又挺

“嘶~~~”她停止尖叫開始享受著

並開始舔著我的蛋蛋

啊嘶 我摸著她的頭 看著她淫蕩的模樣

“站起來!!!!”我把她拉起來

叫她雙手撐著牆 我從背後插入

“啊啊~~~好硬……”她叫了出來

我開始擺動臀部 用力衝刺

“啪啪啪啪啪”撞擊聲充斥整個工地

工人們聽到聲音都跑來看

“哇靠 有安排餘興節目哦”

“唉唷 工地秀”

“搖咧搖咧”

工人們在旁邊搖旗吶喊

我把她手往後抓 繼續抽插著

穴的伸縮感越來越劇烈

“媽的 說我沒用 妳知道那磚頭多重嗎? 一公斤耶 一公斤!!很重妳知不知道!!
!”我說

“知道 知道……啊啊 好爽……”她前後搖擺

奶子也不停的晃動

最後我射了

但我依然沒停止 用手摳著她的屄

每秒震動49下

“啊~~~不要……真的不行了……”她翻著白眼

流著口水 顫抖著噴出淫水

我立刻喝了一口

“順啦!!!”我與工人一起大喊

她癱軟在地上抖著

工人們歡呼的拍手叫好



人常講

飛砂奶頭 老二無光 老實講

我們整天都在過這種日子

這種工作幹一天 勝過別人幹一年啦

鐵在硬 磨久都會變針

何況是屌對吧

所以啊 老師父都有交待

做這途的 身體就要顧好

精難賺 少射點

阿淫水就要準備好ㄟ

【明天的氣力--摳妳的屄~~】

我與工人搭著肩 咧嘴的對鏡頭笑著


http://i.imgur.com/zeqKTZ9.jpg
參考台詞 保力達 B
鑄造篇:http://youtu.be/INLsonyG1UE


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Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2014-12-22T11:57
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By Damian
at 2014-12-26T01:54
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By Irma
at 2014-12-29T15:52
猜哥必推
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By Linda
at 2015-01-02T05:50
五推內
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By Oscar
at 2015-01-05T19:47
沒進警局喔
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By Rachel
at 2015-01-09T09:45
喝喝
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By Yuri
at 2015-01-12T23:43
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By Ida
at 2015-01-16T13:41
…我看了什麼
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By Quintina
at 2015-01-20T03:38
前10推!
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2015-01-23T17:36
前10!
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2015-01-27T07:34
只看到最後一句有笑xd
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2015-01-30T21:31
廣告跟臺詞超搭的
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2015-02-03T11:29
未看先推!!
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By Belly
at 2015-02-07T01:27
抱歉我推
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By Zenobia
at 2015-02-10T15:24
XD
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2015-02-14T05:22
推啦
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2015-02-17T19:20
猜哥(尖叫)~可我記得不是被槍斃了嗎XD
William avatar
By William
at 2015-02-21T09:18
猜哥XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2015-02-24T23:15
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2015-02-28T13:13
XD
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2015-03-04T03:11
這次竟然沒進警局XDDD
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2015-03-07T17:08
幹怎麼沒進警局
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By Carolina Franco
at 2015-03-11T07:06
警察局呢
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2015-03-14T21:04
先推拉
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2015-03-18T11:01
怎麼沒進警局?
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2015-03-22T00:59
幹有畫面誒
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2015-03-25T14:57
有沒有去警察局啊(先推啦)
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2015-03-29T04:55
幹...原來吃丹丹是打砲暗語
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2015-04-01T18:52
先推再看!
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2015-04-05T08:50
不是被判死刑了嗎?怎麼又復活
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2015-04-08T22:48
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By Xanthe
at 2015-04-12T12:45
今天還好欸
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By Edith
at 2015-04-16T02:43
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2015-04-19T16:41
猜哥推
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2015-04-23T06:38
今天不去警局了嗎
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2015-04-26T20:36
居然沒人報警?
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2015-04-30T10:34
有笑有推XD
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2015-05-04T00:32
害我在高鐵上跟白癡一樣一直笑...
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2015-05-07T14:29
沒警察給箭頭
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-05-11T04:27
這次是真人啦…
John avatar
By John
at 2015-05-14T18:25
太強了
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2015-05-18T08:22
有笑有推XD
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2015-05-21T22:20
那女的是不是去警局了?
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2015-05-25T12:18
為什麼不用去警局
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2015-05-29T02:15
沒看到做筆錄有點失望ˊˋ
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2015-06-01T16:13
哈猜大必須推
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2015-06-05T06:11
幹超好笑 沒警局不行拉哈哈哈
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2015-06-08T20:09
這次沒進警局喔XD
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2015-06-12T10:06
怎麼是真人 我以為是工地手套
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2015-06-16T00:04
未看先推猜哥
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2015-06-19T14:02
猜哥今天不去警局報到嗎XD
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2015-06-23T03:59
超靠北好笑的
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2015-06-26T17:57
哈哈哈哈。好有畫面
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2015-06-30T07:55
有旋律
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2015-07-03T21:52
會爆
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2015-07-07T11:50
這次算幹的合法嗎XD還是女生沒報警而已 哈哈哈
John avatar
By John
at 2015-07-11T01:48
為什麼最後沒被送入警局!!!
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2015-07-14T15:46
猜哥啾咪
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By Enid
at 2015-07-18T05:43
未看先推
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By Edith
at 2015-07-21T19:41
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2015-07-25T09:39
這啥小
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2015-07-28T23:36
煩耶~ 這什麼啦 XD
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2015-08-01T13:34
猜哥終於發文啦XDD
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2015-08-05T03:32
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2015-08-08T17:29
為甚麼不用去警局報到啊!
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2015-08-12T07:27
這次不好笑啦
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2015-08-15T21:25
改工地篇了嗎 跟警局告別!? XDD
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2015-08-19T11:23
這次難得沒進警局 給推
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-08-23T01:20
我快笑死XDDDDD
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-08-26T15:18
廢到扯哈哈哈哈哈
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2015-08-30T05:16
笑瘋XDDDDDDD
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2015-09-02T19:13
好廢xdd
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2015-09-06T09:11
XDDDDDD
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2015-09-09T23:09
警局呢!!
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-09-13T13:06
每次都廢的很好笑XDDDDD
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-09-17T03:04
推XDDDD
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2015-09-20T17:02
哈哈哈 廢到爆
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2015-09-24T07:00
這不是猜哥 但我還是推了
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2015-09-27T20:57
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2015-10-01T10:55
丹丹~~~~~~~
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By Queena
at 2015-10-05T00:53
推猜哥!!
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-10-08T14:50
上班上課真的不能看猜哥的文
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2015-10-12T04:48
猜哥贊
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2015-10-15T18:46
幹這次梗也太多
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2015-10-19T08:43
你是不是忘了做筆錄這件事了?
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2015-10-22T22:41
笑死
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2015-10-26T12:39
XDDDDDDDDDD
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By Christine
at 2015-10-30T02:37
有畫面 推!!
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By Wallis
at 2015-11-02T16:34
百推內~
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By Odelette
at 2015-11-06T06:32
還滿好笑的
James avatar
By James
at 2015-11-09T20:30
這次竟然沒有進警局
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2015-11-13T10:27
...
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2015-11-17T00:25
沒進警察局喔?
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2015-11-20T14:23
順啦!!!
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2015-11-24T04:20
警察杯杯呢
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2015-11-27T18:18
台語很有聲 XDDD
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By Suhail Hany
at 2015-12-01T08:16
猜哥!!!
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2015-12-04T22:14
你一定有去工地取材對不對?XDDD
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2015-12-08T12:11
哈哈哈哈
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2015-12-12T02:09
也對啦!!居然沒送警局
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2015-12-15T16:07
幹我居然看完了
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2015-12-19T06:04
xDDDDD
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2015-12-22T20:02
猜哥推
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By Skylar Davis
at 2015-12-26T10:00
難得沒進警局
David avatar
By David
at 2015-12-29T23:57
終於沒進警察局了唷XD
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2016-01-02T13:55
阿怎麼沒送警局
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2016-01-06T03:53
笑死
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2016-01-09T17:51
百推內
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2016-01-13T07:48
XDDD
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2016-01-16T21:46
警察局呢
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By Hamiltion
at 2016-01-20T11:44
靠北
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-01-24T01:41
XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2016-01-27T15:39
笑死了...
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2016-01-31T05:37
警局呢
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-02-03T19:34
推猜哥
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2016-02-07T09:32
百推內! 怎麼沒進警局?
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2016-02-10T23:30
第一次廢到笑
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2016-02-14T13:28
.....
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2016-02-18T03:25
幹!猜哥你讓我等太久了!!
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2016-02-21T17:23
怎麼沒去警局報到呢
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2016-02-25T07:21
猜哥
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2016-02-28T21:18
幹超廢XDDDD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2016-03-03T11:16
乾 太好笑了XDD
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2016-03-07T01:14
沒警局是富奸嗎!
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2016-03-10T15:11
Zz
James avatar
By James
at 2016-03-14T05:09
怎麼不是 "明天的氣力--摳妳的B~~" ??
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-03-17T19:07
年底到了,警察杯杯怎會放過猜哥呢?
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2016-03-21T09:05
笑屎XDDD
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2016-03-24T23:02
猜哥必推推~~這次的好笑XD
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2016-03-28T13:00
笑到流眼淚了
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2016-04-01T02:58
沒警局?!
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2016-04-04T16:55
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2016-04-08T06:53
笑死XDDDDDDDDDDD
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2016-04-11T20:51
靠北...我到底看了甚麼....
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2016-04-15T10:48
...........
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2016-04-19T00:46
幹 有創意
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2016-04-22T14:44
到底看了三小
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2016-04-26T04:42
好笑,一直笑到看完XDD
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2016-04-29T18:39
猜哥越來越得心應手嘍!
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-05-03T08:37
盜用阿諾大的圖不好喔
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-05-06T22:35
猜哥太有梗了
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2016-05-10T12:32
丹丹 丹丹 甲挖ㄟ蛋蛋啦!
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-05-14T02:30
真的很北七XDDD
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2016-05-17T16:28
超好笑 推
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2016-05-21T06:25
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2016-05-24T20:23
妞沒把你告進警局喔!!!有點失敗喔!!還是給推
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2016-05-28T10:21
哈哈哈
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2016-06-01T00:19
警察想你辣XD
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2016-06-04T14:16
我先,這次怎麼沒有警察局
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2016-06-08T04:14
有笑有推XD
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2016-06-11T18:12
警察線end了吧…感覺這條是新線~
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2016-06-15T08:09
半夜忍笑把你的文都看過一遍了 猜哥人家要變甲甲了啦
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2016-06-18T22:07
這篇有恢復水準XD
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2016-06-22T12:05
廢到笑!!
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2016-06-26T02:02
沒警局 失望
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2016-06-29T16:00
沒進警察局,你不是猜哥
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2016-07-03T05:58
居然沒被抓
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2016-07-06T19:56
通常結局不是都進警局發現你其實在幹水管嗎
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2016-07-10T09:53
警局線都結束了不是?
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2016-07-13T23:51
幹 這次怎沒被抓XD
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-07-17T13:49
猜哥出品必屬神作XDDDDD
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2016-07-21T03:46
怎麼可能猜哥打到砲了
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2016-07-24T17:44
順啦XDDD 超靠腰
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2016-07-28T07:42
神文...
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2016-07-31T21:39
沒被抓 有失水準XDDDDD
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2016-08-04T11:37
很難校
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-08-08T01:35
警局呢
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2016-08-11T15:33
為什麼這次不是幹物品?
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2016-08-15T05:30
XD
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2016-08-18T19:28
XDDDDDDDDD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2016-08-22T09:26
哈哈哈 警局呢
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2016-08-25T23:23
還以為是幹磚頭
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2016-08-29T13:21
我覺得很好笑
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2016-09-02T03:19
哈哈哈 少了一句:「哩金北七」 XDDDD
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2016-09-05T17:16
=====以上人員都抓進警局=====
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2016-09-09T07:14
幹垃圾文 好好笑
George avatar
By George
at 2016-09-12T21:12
順拉~~~~~~超靠盃的 很有畫面
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2016-09-16T11:10
媽我在這~說好的警局呢?
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2016-09-20T01:07
我期待的警局呢
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2016-09-23T15:05
警局ㄟ??
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2016-09-27T05:03
哈哈有笑有推
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-09-30T19:00
聊個天也被揍xD
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2016-10-04T08:58
我笑了
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2016-10-07T22:56
\猜哥/ \猜哥/ \猜哥/ \猜哥/
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-10-11T12:53
摳妳的屄XDDDDDDDD 順啦!
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2016-10-15T02:51
最後笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2016-10-18T16:49
幹超好笑XDDDDD
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2016-10-22T06:47
推警察局XD
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2016-10-25T20:44
還我警察局啦
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2016-10-29T10:42
猜哥已列為警局拒絕往來戶
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2016-11-02T00:40
很愛警局XD
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2016-11-05T14:37
順啦!!!…
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2016-11-09T04:35
半夜睡不著起床看到笑歪
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2016-11-12T18:33
XDDDDDDD以為今天幹水管
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2016-11-16T08:30
讚啦~
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2016-11-19T22:28
警察局咧
Una avatar
By Una
at 2016-11-23T12:26
猜哥終於幹到真人了
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2016-11-27T02:24
幹這年頭有吊車誰還在人力搬磚上頂樓
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2016-11-30T16:21
居然沒進警察局?!
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2016-12-04T06:19
推100
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2016-12-07T20:17
確定不是幹道水管?
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2016-12-11T10:14
神之作
Una avatar
By Una
at 2016-12-15T00:12
我要警察啦!!!
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2016-12-18T14:10
為什麼這麼好笑XDDDD
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2016-12-22T04:07
沒做筆錄這樣對嗎
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-12-25T18:05
幹 超好笑的
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2016-12-29T08:03
爆了
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2017-01-01T22:01
爆笑了
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2017-01-05T11:58
猜哥這次沒進派出所?
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2017-01-09T01:56
XDDD
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2017-01-12T15:54
不懂
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2017-01-16T05:51
工地的時代來臨了嗎?
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2017-01-19T19:49
幹這篇超好笑哈哈哈
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2017-01-23T09:47
???警察局咧?
George avatar
By George
at 2017-01-26T23:44
猜哥!!!!!!
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2017-01-30T13:42
警局呢?
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2017-02-03T03:40
笑翻了
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2017-02-06T17:38
哈哈哈 有笑有推
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2017-02-10T07:35
XDDDD
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2017-02-13T21:33
笑了
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2017-02-17T11:31
沒進警局 崩潰!!!!
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2017-02-21T01:28
確定這次是插人?
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2017-02-24T15:26
腻了
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2017-02-28T05:24
哈哈哈
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2017-03-03T19:21
推 猜哥
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2017-03-07T09:19
靠盃
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2017-03-10T23:17
你把警察放在哪裡
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2017-03-14T13:15
為什麼幹到真人沒送警局
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2017-03-18T03:12
幹 超廢xd
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2017-03-21T17:10
不錯喔
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2017-03-25T07:08
到底看了什麼哈哈哈哈哈哈我
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2017-03-28T21:05
這次比較好笑 之前太無理頭了
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2017-04-01T11:03
怎麼沒有警察局?
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2017-04-05T01:01
順啦!!!!!
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2017-04-08T14:58
笑推
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2017-04-12T04:56
奇怪這次猜哥怎麼沒進警察局XDDD
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2017-04-15T18:54
XDDDDD
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2017-04-19T08:52
馬的超廢
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2017-04-22T22:49
難得沒進警局 哈哈哈哈
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2017-04-26T12:47
這到底是
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2017-04-30T02:45
靠北我以為這次是幹水管
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2017-05-03T16:42
警察局嘞~猜哥必推
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2017-05-07T06:40
沒進警局,失敗!!!!!!!!!!
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2017-05-10T20:38
失望 很期待這次是什麼罪名的說
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2017-05-14T10:35
算好笑
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2017-05-18T00:33
沒警察推
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2017-05-21T14:31
這次怎麼沒進警局?
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2017-05-25T04:29
工地Power~ 手脫臼 我笑到發抖
George avatar
By George
at 2017-05-28T18:26
沒進警局
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2017-06-01T08:24
有笑有推
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2017-06-04T22:22
丹丹我笑噴
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2017-06-08T12:19
哈哈哈
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2017-06-12T02:17
丹丹推
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2017-06-15T16:15
我還以為走錯板:-)
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2017-06-19T06:12
好笑~
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2017-06-22T20:10
林妻辣噢 鳩拍垮
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2017-06-26T10:08
沒被抓去關?
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2017-06-30T00:06
害我午休笑的跟白痴一樣
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2017-07-03T14:03
XDDDDDD
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2017-07-07T04:01
竟然沒進警察局 哈哈
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2017-07-10T17:59
太廢啦
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2017-07-14T07:56
前面笑到肚子好痛 流眼淚XDDDDDDDDDDD
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2017-07-17T21:54
...廢到哭給推
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2017-07-21T11:52
無解啦哈哈
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2017-07-25T01:49
竟然沒有進警局XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2017-07-28T15:47
說好的派出所呢?
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2017-08-01T05:45
幹有笑有推 有夠會豪洨
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2017-08-04T19:43
乾 沒被警察抓走哦
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2017-08-08T09:40
三洨啊
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2017-08-11T23:38
警察呢
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2017-08-15T13:36
猜哥必推阿
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2017-08-19T03:33
我懷疑你是我高中同學,太白爛了XD
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2017-08-22T17:31
梗多不行
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2017-08-26T07:29
...
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2017-08-29T21:26
笑歪了
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2017-09-02T11:24
推~~
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2017-09-06T01:22
猜哥出來啦
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2017-09-09T15:20
順啦~~~~~~~
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2017-09-13T05:17
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2017-09-16T19:15
耳朵怎麼夾螺絲起子啦XDDDD
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2017-09-20T09:13
幹XDDD沒進警局喔
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2017-09-23T23:10
笑笑推
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2017-09-27T13:08
怎麼沒進警局
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2017-10-01T03:06
媽的怎麼沒去警局
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2017-10-04T17:03
哈哈哈哈哈
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2017-10-08T07:01
哈哈哈
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2017-10-11T20:59
看不出哪好笑...
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2017-10-15T10:57
沒進警局給推
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2017-10-19T00:54
工地只有阿桑 哪來的年輕女生
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2017-10-22T14:52
警察哩
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2017-10-26T04:50
飽粒達b
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2017-10-29T18:47
第一百推
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2017-11-02T08:45
你回來了!!!!!!!
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2017-11-05T22:43
沒進警察局給推!!
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2017-11-09T12:40
XDDDD
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2017-11-13T02:38
Y
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2017-11-16T16:36
有笑有推
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-11-20T06:34
丹丹漢堡,笑到岔氣
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2017-11-23T20:31
笑死啦哈哈哈哈哈
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2017-11-27T10:29
這是啥小啦
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2017-12-01T00:27
你贏了XDD
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2017-12-04T14:24
XDDDD
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2017-12-08T04:22
丹丹 丹丹 吃我的蛋蛋啦
John avatar
By John
at 2017-12-11T18:20
工地BOY 給推
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2017-12-15T08:17
我到底看了什麼............
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2017-12-18T22:15
警察呢?
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2017-12-22T12:13
這到底是沙洨啦XDDDDDD
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2017-12-26T02:11
廣告太好笑了xd
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2017-12-29T16:08
幹這篇超好笑
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2018-01-02T06:06
沒進警局怒噓
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2018-01-05T20:04
哥幫你
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2018-01-09T10:01
第100推
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2018-01-12T23:59
有笑有推XD
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2018-01-16T13:57
靠背
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2018-01-20T03:54
推...笑到噴精
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2018-01-23T17:52
唬爛到家
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2018-01-27T07:50
William avatar
By William
at 2018-01-30T21:48
推 猜哥
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2018-02-03T11:45
沒猜到結局給推
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2018-02-07T01:43
最後一句太智障啦XDDDDDDDD
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2018-02-10T15:41
幹太好笑了啦!ㄝ
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2018-02-14T05:38
XD
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2018-02-17T19:36
鐵樂士............
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2018-02-21T09:34
警局勒!?
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2018-02-24T23:31
太有病了!
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2018-02-28T13:29
推,有梗
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2018-03-04T03:27
推,有硬
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2018-03-07T17:25
笑到爛掉
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2018-03-11T07:22
是在順什麼啦XDDD
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2018-03-14T21:20
順啦!
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-03-18T11:18
順啦~!!!!!!!
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2018-03-22T01:15
猜哥必推
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2018-03-25T15:13
猜哥推
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2018-03-29T05:11
優質廢文!俊郎郎郎
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2018-04-01T19:08
沒進警局
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2018-04-05T09:06
我看了啥小XDDD
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2018-04-08T23:04
警局呢
James avatar
By James
at 2018-04-12T13:02
精典XD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2018-04-16T02:59
推推推
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2018-04-19T16:57
笑死
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2018-04-23T06:55
有笑有推~~ XD

高中生要訓練持久嗎

Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2014-12-18T21:30
本小小魯還是高中生 常常聽到板上大大討論到早洩的問題 對於自己打手槍總是以幾分鐘內結束感到害怕 深怕自己以後也會被說早洩 聽說至少要一個小時以上才合格 所以從昨天開始就訓練自己 快出來時 趕快停止動作 冷卻一下 過個幾秒繼續 盡量稱久一點 請問我這樣是對的嗎 -- Sent from my Android ...

男性也會得乳癌 不明硬塊莫輕忽

James avatar
By James
at 2014-12-18T21:26
男性也會得乳癌 不明硬塊莫輕忽 中央社中央社 2014年12月18日 下午1:13 (中央社記者廖壬楷台中18日電)一名張姓男子 5月發現左側乳暈下方有個不會痛的不明 硬塊,到醫院檢查才知道竟然罹患了乳癌,經半年化療目前復原狀況良好。 光田綜合醫院今天指出,50歲的張姓男子,平時不菸不酒,且因為工作和喜 ...

煙強伯回憶錄

Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2014-12-18T21:21
看到NIKI老師出了那麼多集,和NIKI老師差不多時間出道的煙強伯卻一直只有一篇 實在有點對不起讀者,所以來創個煙強伯回憶錄系列好了 還記得我嗎? 我可是正咩看到都喊金送金送的煙強伯Jim Sung 今天一如往常地在風景區賣香腸,禿然來了一批陸客觀光團 其中一名看似熟悉的女子向我迎面走來,微笑著對著我說對 ...

未成年愛愛違法?

Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2014-12-18T20:44
※ 引述《frankchin (chin)》之銘言: : ※ 引述《kobegodie (自由的翅膀~翼)》之銘言: : : 大家都知道不能跟未成年發生關係 : : 但剛剛蹻腳抽煙時想到個疑問 : : 如果說有的國家沒這規定 : : 像是中東地區 : : 那如果這些國家的少男少女來台旅遊 : : 與本國民眾譜 ...

包皮過長 一定要割嗎

Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2014-12-18T18:30
我屬於包皮過長那一類型 包皮是可以推開讓龜頭露出 但是我在網路看到嵌頓性包莖 我想請問那狀況是什麼 因為在網路上看不太懂解釋 我剛露出龜頭洗澡洗完發現有稍微流血是正常的嗎? 希望有人可以解惑感謝 - ...