打嘴砲ㄉ砲友 - 成人話題討論

By Joseph
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原文43
關於打嘴砲的砲友
我是也有這樣的經驗啦
話說跟他相識在隔壁版(哪一版就不明講了啦)
一開始真的!!真的!!真的!!就是看電影而已啦
記得那天約看電影
還是我跟前床伴剛幹幹完
沒事才跟他一起去看電影的
那是第一次見面
看完電影他就問我要不要去逛好事多
所以我們就一起去逛了好事多
逛好事多的時候又聊到那陣子是世足賽開打
所以逛完好事多 我們就去找了間運動酒吧邊喝邊看球賽
看球賽的時候 他就開始翻起我之前在西斯版發的文章
開始跟我討論每篇文章的內容
"幹!!這個男的也太廢了吧!!這妳也可以"
"靠杯!!這男的到底有多粗啊!!搞不好我也有"
等等之類的嘴砲幹話
因為從下午到晚上 我們其實也聊得蠻開心的
不知不覺就開始聊一些生活瑣事
比如說
-我最近的床伴多ㄐㄅ啊
-最近幹幹有什麼好笑的經驗啊
.....balabala 等等之類的
第一次一起出去還真沒發生什麼事
之後也都還有一起出去喝飲料啊 吃飯啊
當然聊天也都蠻輕鬆自然的
一直到有次喝完酒他送我回到家樓下
他像個受委屈的孩子似的說不想回家
我看那表情 我大概知道意圖
可能我也有點小茫性致勃勃的 就對他說走啊~上樓啊
想當然爾上樓當然有做啊!!
一脫褲子 喔~靠杯 那尺寸其實還蠻大的
還真不輸我前某任床伴呢
他不是那種溫柔派的
抓著我的手不讓我動 壓著我一直猛幹
手指的功夫也不錯 每次都讓我大叫求饒說不行了
受不了一直往後退 還會被抓回去繼續弄
第一次還不小心解了"後門"的成就
他的尺寸真的太粗了 所以進去的時候痛痛的
但抽插的時候卻很敏感 第一次從後面就有快感 (羞
幹完隔天 我們還可以很自然地談論前一晚幹幹的細節
但是我們兩個都知道那真的是生理需求沒有太多想法
之後也不是想幹幹才約
比較多的是一起出去玩
唱歌啊!看電影啊!逛街啊!
有很長一陣子 我們晚上都會通話聊天
聊的內容都是哪個葛格怎樣 那個妹子不錯之類的話題
偶而聊一下人生規劃這樣 但都還是滿滿的幹話跟嘴砲
有時候他媽還在旁邊聽我們兩個聊天過程都夾帶滿滿的髒話
有次通話的時候 他按了擴音
我很自然的飆了句髒話
他媽在旁邊問他說"你在跟誰講電話,怎麼這個女生開口閉口都髒話"
(其實我平常不太罵髒話的啦,都是因為跟他聊天太自然了)
其實他還蠻了解我的喜好的
可能剛好都同一個星座吧
每次一群人出去
他就會一副很了解我一樣跟大家說我怎樣怎樣的
然後我們互相講過N次不是對方的菜
反正就這樣有過幹幹的關係
卻可以很自然地打嘴砲當朋友這樣
一直到他交了女友
有次他就跟我說 我跟他女友一樣都會給他很多正向的鼓勵
覺得這種感覺很奇妙!!(我心想~幹 不會是暈船吧!!)
所以我回他說
"你女友這樣對你可能真的是真愛!!但我對你這樣絕大部分是因為職業病!"
不知道是不是這樣有戳中他 他足足不理我好久喔!!
可能跟女友的感情也很穩定發展啦
現在就是偶爾有空聯繫一下
聊天內容一樣是嘴砲我的每個葛格這樣XD
可能是昨天去跑完29K超半馬
一整個睪固酮爆發超想幹幹的
所以一早就傳了下面這張圖給葛格
https://i.imgur.com/OQK3AES.jpg

結果葛格說今天很忙沒時間幹幹
還好葛格上禮拜出國回來有先約一發了
不然我可能會憋死了
https://i.imgur.com/JoSEtko.jpg

不管啦!!我還是要放個奶圖給葛格看
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我們都想要牽了手就能結婚的愛情,卻活在一個上了床也沒有結果的年代
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