房事漸漸沒有了 - 成人話題討論

By Ursula
at 2023-01-11T00:19

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我有一個小孩
相當明顯
生完小孩後變季報
現在小孩五歲是半年報

一開始也不習慣
回想找老婆親熱
但有一回晚上
老婆看手機看到睡著
拿起來
發現他看了一整晚的親子文章

如何保健幼兒牙齒
如何告訴幼兒有男女生
寶寶屁股上的黑青，是天使給的禮物
乳齒可否保養，恆齒再努力嗎

諸如此類

翻開chrome記錄
一長串
當晚我把玩她手機
躊躇許久
看著我的紀錄

xvideo
mayweather vs tension
ten secrets of Manny's footwork
大家好，這裡是窮奢極欲，一個離不開錢的頻道

我只是一個大男孩
有小孩的大男孩
而我太太
是有小孩的媽媽

走回房間
幫他手機充電
看著小孩和太太熟睡的臉

沒有做愛又何妨
太太想要再來就好
不要勉強他們
我決定
如此
持續至今

目前還是半年報
會不會變成年報我也不清楚

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Tags: 做愛

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By Elizabeth
at 2023-01-11T01:43

有同感…尊敬

By Steve
at 2023-01-11T03:08

起來現在才三點～競爭好激烈起來

By Bennie
at 2023-01-11T04:33

真的，我也是新手爸爸，感同身受

By Linda
at 2023-01-11T05:58

你優質但你稀有
寶寶還沒一歲確實有感

By Doris
at 2023-01-11T07:23

但大男孩沒小孩的越來越多就是了

By Victoria
at 2023-01-11T08:48

身為爸爸，respect you!

By Regina
at 2023-01-11T10:12

西斯難得的優文QQ

By Ula
at 2023-01-11T11:37

厲害

By Victoria
at 2023-01-11T13:02

對啊所以去外面解決

By Tom
at 2023-01-11T14:27

三寶爸給你拍拍,過幾年會改善的

By Joe
at 2023-01-11T15:52

哈哈哈哈哈很好笑但是又很感人欸你QQ

By Faithe
at 2023-01-11T17:16

那是你慾望還好有的人不行R

By Hedda
at 2023-01-11T18:41

要培養啦，至少每週三次

By Tom
at 2023-01-11T20:06

哥你真是心靈雞湯

By Jessica
at 2023-01-11T21:31

結婚前的頻率？

By Odelette
at 2023-01-11T22:56

慘，我覺得婚後我跟老公的記錄應該跟你們相反，笑死

By Joseph
at 2023-01-12T00:20

一堆人以為「幫忙」做點事就能換得性愛真的跟狗狗握手差
不多等級

By Catherine
at 2023-01-12T01:45

分擔家務才是本體不然老婆老的快

By Hedda
at 2023-01-12T03:10

優文

By Ingrid
at 2023-01-12T04:35

並沒有依照我廣大兄弟群的結論有的女人還是會周周
報的甚至雙報如果身材沒有走樣男人也都願意所以
是看女人的意願跟身材男人基本都是要的不過女人的
意願跟男人的身材保養也有關喔共勉之

By Necoo
at 2023-01-12T06:00

半年報已達標

By Anonymous
at 2023-01-12T07:25

我以為是我老公發文

By Olivia
at 2023-01-12T08:49

已達成年報….

By Sierra Rose
at 2023-01-12T10:14

所以吃外食也很合理嘛

By Erin
at 2023-01-12T11:39

一夜長大膩？

By Annie
at 2023-01-12T13:04

滿感人的

By Hardy
at 2023-01-12T14:29

還以為到了媳婦版

By Rosalind
at 2023-01-12T15:53

厲害了哥

By Edwina
at 2023-01-12T17:18

拍拍，好男人，有很棒的妻子孩子

By Charlie
at 2023-01-12T18:43

好男人推

By Audriana
at 2023-01-12T20:08

看一下原Po的發文紀錄，這種方式不錯

By Lydia
at 2023-01-12T21:33

Respect

By Edwina
at 2023-01-12T22:58

長大了

By Wallis
at 2023-01-13T00:22

需要就去外面解决吧别悶著

By Harry
at 2023-01-13T01:47

那麼多人這樣嗎我覺得我好棒哦XD

By Donna
at 2023-01-13T03:12

真的是好男人QQ

By Gilbert
at 2023-01-13T04:37

推了

By Eden
at 2023-01-13T06:02

跪了

By Hazel
at 2023-01-13T07:26

幹不是啊搜了板上的文人夫紳士版推噓俠

By Margaret
at 2023-01-13T08:51

跟你一樣，忽然覺得沒有好像也沒什麼，小孩顧好比較重
要

By Lily
at 2023-01-13T10:16

你老婆有同意你外找妹跟茶我再推回來

By Brianna
at 2023-01-13T11:41

加S

By Andy
at 2023-01-13T13:06

但趁老婆睡著看他手機阿捏嗯湯

By Ida
at 2023-01-13T14:31

尊敬你推

By Belly
at 2023-01-13T15:55

沒事的大男孩

By Susan
at 2023-01-13T17:20

大男孩就不要生啦

By Jacob
at 2023-01-13T18:45

找男人發洩，沒錢不用鬧人命，好吃不黏牙，綠甲最愛人
夫了

By Rachel
at 2023-01-13T20:10

哥你要加洋蔥要先講啊QQ

By Christine
at 2023-01-13T21:35

二寶爸路過同感

By Yedda
at 2023-01-13T22:59

所以都自己尻？

By William
at 2023-01-14T00:24

反正你半年也只有三分鐘

By Jake
at 2023-01-14T01:49

只能推了。

By Genevieve
at 2023-01-14T03:14

但你老婆願意讓你出去喝茶還不錯啦

By Blanche
at 2023-01-14T04:39

https://i.imgur.com/djxR7M6.jpg

By Kyle
at 2023-01-14T06:04

推你

By Liam
at 2023-01-14T07:28

雙薪家庭就是這樣

By Michael
at 2023-01-14T08:53

笑死講這麼多好爸爸形象結果還不是跟別人打炮

By Quanna
at 2023-01-14T10:18

真好男人，佩服

By Steve
at 2023-01-14T11:43

恩恩說一套做一套外面玩記得要帶套

By Robert
at 2023-01-14T13:08

原來有在吃魚阿呵呵

By Margaret
at 2023-01-14T14:32

不是有出去吃飽了嗎？

By Franklin
at 2023-01-14T15:57

Respect…
Xd…沒看到內文反噓一下

By Adele
at 2023-01-14T17:22

早就在外面吃飽了吧

By Brianna
at 2023-01-14T18:47

變成年報甚至停刊有差嗎，就算週報你也是會一直吃魚喝
茶。對了，你老婆知道你都外食嗎？

By Poppy
at 2023-01-14T20:12

太太手機內容那段太有感了

By Ethan
at 2023-01-14T21:37

笑死XDDD

By Agatha
at 2023-01-14T20:24

不要這樣~有了男孩和男人本來就應該並存在心理

By Zenobia
at 2023-01-14T21:49

QQ VR買下去吧

By Christine
at 2023-01-14T20:24

Respect

By Mason
at 2023-01-14T21:49

真的是這樣媽媽好偉大

By John
at 2023-01-14T20:24

認同小孩ㄧ有什麼問題太太真的擔心半天連教小孩也是

By Kelly
at 2023-01-14T21:49

推，哭了

By Agatha
at 2023-01-14T20:24

我記得你都吃外食不是嗎？

By Franklin
at 2023-01-14T21:49

外食男孩好棒棒，老婆可憐辛苦了一堆這種的

By Wallis
at 2023-01-14T20:24

致敬！

By Poppy
at 2023-01-14T21:49

你這也是講幹話而已

By Selena
at 2023-01-14T20:24

Respect！

By Audriana
at 2023-01-14T21:49

這ID發文還有人推?! 搜尋一下就知道他有多噁了

By Tom
at 2023-01-14T20:24

靠北XD

By Harry
at 2023-01-14T21:49

太好笑了

By Oliver
at 2023-01-14T20:24

坦白說，l don't care的說

By Suhail Hany
at 2023-01-14T21:49

男人有沒有砲打，我幹嘛要知道？這是我的工作嗎？難不成
你沒砲打，要叫我來滿足你？

By Ivy
at 2023-01-14T20:24

ㄟ在外面嫖妓就別發文了好嗎

By Xanthe
at 2023-01-14T21:49

我昨天便秘，今天有大出來了

By Joe
at 2023-01-14T20:24

https://i.imgur.com/ZGkwHAb.jpg

By Bethany
at 2023-01-14T21:49

感同身受，大家都加油

By Hardy
at 2023-01-14T20:24

人家太座恩准救助失學少女各位眼紅阿?

By Ula
at 2023-01-14T21:49

真好，真羡慕，真希望我老公也能恩准我去情慾按摩

By Daph Bay
at 2023-01-14T20:24

五歲了，看親子文章到睡著就可以半年？是有多累啊

By Catherine
at 2023-01-14T21:49

尊敬

By Elvira
at 2023-01-14T20:24

出去玩記得戴，你老婆很可憐QQ

By Tracy
at 2023-01-14T21:49

推推

By Irma
at 2023-01-14T20:24

笑死再裝

By Rae
at 2023-01-14T21:49

文章寫得好像自己很體諒對方，一看過往發文只覺得你老婆
真可憐，為了家庭付出這麼多，結果老公對家庭不上心還跑
出去喝茶

By Elma
at 2023-01-14T20:24

幹你媽的把我的感動還來

By Heather
at 2023-01-14T21:49

你很快就會走歲修，再來就報廢惹

By Enid
at 2023-01-14T20:24

…

By Robert
at 2023-01-14T21:49

他在甲版的文說自己有男友

By Hardy
at 2023-01-14T20:24

respect

By Odelette
at 2023-01-14T21:49

幹往下滑笑死

By Ethan
at 2023-01-14T20:24

這原po是吃太開還是精神分裂阿我搞不清楚了

By Doris
at 2023-01-14T21:49

看完內文跟推文覺得真是噁心

By Ingrid
at 2023-01-14T20:24

我老公有你這樣貼心就好

By Jacky
at 2023-01-14T21:49

@redial 妳要讓老公出去嫖妓？

By Kama
at 2023-01-14T20:24

推你一個

By Bethany
at 2023-01-14T21:49

你老公沒這麼貼心是因為沒有去喝茶XD

By Anonymous
at 2023-01-14T20:24

原來是外面打砲去。口嫌體正直。

By Irma
at 2023-01-14T21:49

尊重，給推！

By Gary
at 2023-01-14T20:24

家事外包有報備老婆再推回！

By Steve
at 2023-01-14T21:49

只能推

By Emily
at 2023-01-14T20:24

不就人和動物的差別嗎？

By Joseph
at 2023-01-14T21:49

三寶爸給你贊聲，每1-2週一定要找個保母或阿公阿嬤幫看
小孩半天，夫妻單獨去外地精心用餐約會，暫時忘掉父母
的角色，當回前女友，也謝謝老婆照顧家務，會改善的！
共勉之！

By Edwina
at 2023-01-14T20:24

雙面人

By Mason
at 2023-01-14T21:49

不用那麼麻煩啦，請保母的錢拿去喝茶還比較爽，別人
還會把你當大爺伺候

By Valerie
at 2023-01-14T20:24

我也想問屁股上的黑青

By Hazel
at 2023-01-14T21:49

還好有先看留言

By Poppy
at 2023-01-14T20:24

X！騙我！

By Doris
at 2023-01-14T21:49

這種文章一定是台女反串

By Vanessa
at 2023-01-14T20:24

真的不行

By Zanna
at 2023-01-14T21:49

...

By Enid
at 2023-01-14T20:24

你是男人了

By Candice
at 2023-01-14T21:49

反串吧..

By Suhail Hany
at 2023-01-14T20:24

真男人。給推

By Rae
at 2023-01-14T21:49

同感，我也是如此，想要時就自己來吧…

房事漸漸沒有了 - 成人話題討論

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