戰鬥回合結束後都怎麼開場白 - 成人話題討論

Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2021-01-14T22:18

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尤其是剛開始跟新對象做的那幾次

有幸兩人剛剛歷經了高潮時近乎痙攣的完美性愛之後

原本激烈碰撞的重節奏戛然而止

只剩混合兩人氣味的大口喘氣聲 和溫熱濕黏的身體緊貼彼此



原本兩人親密交纏該是甜到牙齒痛的時刻

卻因為一起聖人模式氣氛丕變 暫時腦死

在地求暫時停止轉動

全世界就等你一個人發表感言的這個尷尬moment

第一句話會說什麼呢




在聖人模式回想叫床最後嘶吼階段的荒唐

我這雞掰人在這種時候通常是直接笑出來

這有失禮貌的中二反應常惹女伴不爽 有一個還因此吵架



後來我就學會微笑親個額頭

「妳真可愛 我去洗澡喔」

然後趁著在浴室沖水 一個人小聲笑完



至於遇過的女孩們有過的反應



「咦...我的內褲咧」

馬上撿回羞恥心 應該算是基本款



「你射了喔? 你射了嗎? 剛那是射了的意思嗎?」

有一派永遠狀況外 不然我剛低聲髒話叫心酸的嗎




「喔唷你剛幹嘛那麼大力咬人家啦很壞欸」

馬上開始抱怨兼撒嬌的那位 會打人是聖人模式的壞習慣

不過知道壞脾氣的她要到這種時候才拿回主導權也是頗有成就感







不過把氣氛弄僵的也大有人在

「啊! 幹咧 我現在在16/8斷食欸」

「嗄?」

「過8點了 剛不應該吞進去的」

「喔 我很抱歉」

「沒關係」



你們的4哪種啊

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By Hamiltion
at 2021-01-18T20:39
我的手機呢?
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By Belly
at 2021-01-22T18:59
看電視放空 然後聊股票 XD
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By Hedwig
at 2021-01-26T17:20
抱著什麼都不用說啊
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By Rebecca
at 2021-01-30T15:40
天阿~
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By Yuri
at 2021-02-03T14:01
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By Olive
at 2021-02-07T12:21
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By Dinah
at 2021-02-11T10:42
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By Daph Bay
at 2021-02-15T09:02
要一起泡澡嗎
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By Rebecca
at 2021-02-19T07:22
先抱一下再把對方趕去洗澡然後我睡死XD
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By Ursula
at 2021-02-23T05:43
幫我拿衛生紙
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By Odelette
at 2021-02-27T04:03
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By Tracy
at 2021-03-03T02:24
我要抱抱
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By Madame
at 2021-03-07T00:44
女:這個套子對你來說有點小
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By Tom
at 2021-03-10T23:05
學弟,起床了,換你站崗了
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By Hamiltion
at 2021-03-14T21:25
1234再來一次
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By Ivy
at 2021-03-18T19:46
走一起去洗洗,準備下一Round!
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By Susan
at 2021-03-22T18:06
快笑死 168斷食超過時間真的遇過XDDD
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2021-03-26T16:27
168斷食是在靠北 笑死
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By Odelette
at 2021-03-30T14:47
讓對方去洗澡 自己繼續躺
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By Frederic
at 2021-04-03T13:08
小傑:this way
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By Quanna
at 2021-04-07T11:28
我老公回來了
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By Carol
at 2021-04-11T09:49
休息夠了嗎?
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By Mason
at 2021-04-15T08:09
I wanna play a game
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By Lily
at 2021-04-19T06:29
play one
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By Harry
at 2021-04-23T04:50
one more time
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By Rachel
at 2021-04-27T03:10
要不要喝水
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By Puput
at 2021-05-01T01:31
我們要插著睡嗎
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By Rachel
at 2021-05-04T23:51
168斷食是不是在鬧啦XDD
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By Selena
at 2021-05-08T22:12
請菸阿 還要我教?
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2021-05-12T20:32
下面一位~
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By Joe
at 2021-05-16T18:53
下一回合就是你的死期了,遊戲!
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By Hedda
at 2021-05-20T17:13
我去拿衛生紙幫妳擦
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By George
at 2021-05-24T15:34
要再來一根嗎?
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By Oscar
at 2021-05-28T13:54
部隊起床!
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By Elma
at 2021-06-01T12:15
給我下禮拜的生活費,謝謝
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By Queena
at 2021-06-05T10:35
這邊結帳哦
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By Oscar
at 2021-06-09T08:56
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By Rebecca
at 2021-06-13T07:16
來玩扭扭 輸的幫贏的洗殘廢澡
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By Hedy
at 2021-06-17T05:36
樂芙不知道
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By Doris
at 2021-06-21T03:57
好了啦
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By Ivy
at 2021-06-25T02:17
來本票簽一下喔大哥
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By Ingrid
at 2021-06-29T00:38
2回戦が始まるぞ
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By Quintina
at 2021-07-02T22:58
168那是三小快笑死
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By Liam
at 2021-07-06T21:19
靠北忘了拿衛生紙啦!阿現在怎麼弄
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By Daniel
at 2021-07-10T19:39
「我要拔出來了哦?1、2、3…」「啊…幹嘛拔那麼快」
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By Candice
at 2021-07-14T18:00
先問要不要喝水再帶她去洗澡
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By Margaret
at 2021-07-18T16:20
太快惹,等一下再補你一次(然後就沒有然後了……
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By Audriana
at 2021-07-22T14:41
我的LP歸0了
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By Rae
at 2021-07-26T13:01
把床頭櫃的衛生紙丟過來,謝謝。
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By Ursula
at 2021-07-30T11:22
你有Freestyle 嗎?
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By Dinah
at 2021-08-03T09:42
我覺得越想越不對喔
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By Kelly
at 2021-08-07T08:03
你現在拔出來會弄髒床 先拿衛生紙一下
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By Faithe
at 2021-08-11T06:23
抱著問 性福嗎 R
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By Ivy
at 2021-08-15T04:43
我還想要
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By Elvira
at 2021-08-19T03:04
狂喊大哥沒有輸
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By Megan
at 2021-08-23T01:24
問要不要吃哈密瓜
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By Queena
at 2021-08-26T23:45
咪巡,爾康普里許, (BGM)
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By George
at 2021-08-30T22:05
北鼻要叫什麼名字呢?
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By Noah
at 2021-09-03T20:26
168非常好笑
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By Dinah
at 2021-09-07T18:46
就跟你說我很快吧
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By Callum
at 2021-09-11T17:07
可以先睡明天再換床單嗎
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By Ula
at 2021-09-15T15:27
168斷食XDDD 笑死
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By Lauren
at 2021-09-19T13:48
啊結束後大概會先討抱吧
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By Hardy
at 2021-09-23T12:08
討論對方為什麼不簽聯絡簿
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By Elizabeth
at 2021-09-27T10:29
我的戰鬥階段還沒有結束 覺悟吧昆蟲混蛋
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By David
at 2021-10-01T08:49
別害他破168的戒啊,那很難維持的啊。
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By Christine
at 2021-10-05T07:10
開始了嗎?
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By Iris
at 2021-10-09T05:30
翻開覆蓋的陷阱卡...其實我....
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By Charlie
at 2021-10-13T03:50
雪莉 你剛是不是攻擊我的村莊
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By Poppy
at 2021-10-17T02:11
樓上的我笑了
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By George
at 2021-10-21T00:31
你要叫個Uber eat嗎?
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By Emily
at 2021-10-24T22:52
先喇吉啊
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By Zora
at 2021-10-28T21:12
你聽過安麗嗎XD
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By Dorothy
at 2021-11-01T19:33
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By Victoria
at 2021-11-05T17:53
我只有大鈔,有錢找嗎
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By Edith
at 2021-11-09T16:14
錢夫人:勾破絲襪了
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2021-11-13T14:34
幫我拿衛生紙><
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By Olga
at 2021-11-17T12:55
抱歉弄痛妳了
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By Doris
at 2021-11-21T11:15
我要抱抱/衛生紙勒/好熱
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By Xanthe
at 2021-11-25T09:36
我老婆都會趁我當機時騷我癢 馬的
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By Doris
at 2021-11-29T07:56
敵将!討ち取ったり!!
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By Mary
at 2021-12-03T06:17
抱一下再一起去洗澡
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By Hazel
at 2021-12-07T04:37
不要作夢
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By Ina
at 2021-12-11T02:57
問她是否再買一次可樂阿
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By Faithe
at 2021-12-15T01:18
請支援收銀
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By Dorothy
at 2021-12-18T23:38
當然是好好抱抱親親來個深吻很快就再來一次惹
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By Tracy
at 2021-12-22T21:59
喘一下洗個澡去啦
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By Kyle
at 2021-12-26T20:19
is good to drink ?
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By Sarah
at 2021-12-30T18:40
"不准拿出來"
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By Kyle
at 2022-01-03T17:00
辛苦了
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By Suhail Hany
at 2022-01-07T15:21
射惹?
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By Rebecca
at 2022-01-11T13:41
再幹一次?
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By Tracy
at 2022-01-15T12:02
看到最後一個直接笑出來
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By William
at 2022-01-19T10:22
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By Skylar Davis
at 2022-01-17T23:57
168 笑死
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By Vanessa
at 2022-01-21T22:17
俺のバトルフェイズはまだ終了してないぜ
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By Olivia
at 2022-01-17T23:57
斷食太靠北
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By Callum
at 2022-01-21T22:17
所以你叫什麼名字呢?
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By John
at 2022-01-17T23:57
男方射完:我的回合結束!!! 女方:斗肉!!!
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By Ingrid
at 2022-01-21T22:17
親一下問要不要洗澡澡~ 抱女生去浴缸真的很好玩
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By Michael
at 2022-01-17T23:57
我還要
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By Ivy
at 2022-01-21T22:17
16/8 這個有笑有推
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By Andrew
at 2022-01-17T23:57
可以再來一次嗎
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By Hedy
at 2022-01-21T22:17
哩五送某?
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By Ethan
at 2022-01-17T23:57
下次喊一聲佛謁,氣氛就和緩多了
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By Barb Cronin
at 2022-01-21T22:17
不然就輕輕地在床伴耳邊說聲 "哈哭納馬踏踏"
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By Poppy
at 2022-01-17T23:57
以上皆非。最怕空氣突然安靜
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By Kama
at 2022-01-21T22:17
昨天的比較緊
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By Poppy
at 2022-01-17T23:57
走,去洗洗
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By Dorothy
at 2022-01-21T22:17
你生命值歸零了 星星拿來
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By Anthony
at 2022-01-17T23:57
我女伴最近:「萊納,你坐啊」
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By Thomas
at 2022-01-21T22:17
妳好
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By Joe
at 2022-01-17T23:57
請支援收淫
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By Olive
at 2022-01-21T22:17
謝謝款待
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2022-01-17T23:57
[要不要交換球衣?]
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2022-01-21T22:17
下一回合就決定是你了!水箭龜!
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2022-01-17T23:57
背後環抱手抓奶聞髮香,再一起泡澡
David avatar
By David
at 2022-01-21T22:17
斷食XDDDDDDD
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2022-01-17T23:57
168真的好笑
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By Zenobia
at 2022-01-21T22:17
今天謝謝你唷
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2022-01-17T23:57
妳有爽到嗎?
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2022-01-21T22:17
蓋上這張牌 結束這回合! 遊戲王都有教
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2022-01-17T23:57
168也太鬧
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By Liam
at 2022-01-21T22:17
本票呢,快拿出來簽啊
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By Kelly
at 2022-01-17T23:57
我先點個外送
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2022-01-21T22:17
第幾名
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2022-01-17T23:57
再來一次
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2022-01-21T22:17
168斷食害我笑出來
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2022-01-17T23:57
開始被問卷調查...
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2022-01-21T22:17
168笑死
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By Blanche
at 2022-01-17T23:57
斷食蠻好笑的
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By Suhail Hany
at 2022-01-21T22:17
衛生紙勒?永遠的第一句話
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By Necoo
at 2022-01-17T23:57
168笑死XD 鬧
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By Bennie
at 2022-01-21T22:17
你到底是在笑屁XD
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By Andrew
at 2022-01-17T23:57
快用嘴巴舔乾淨啊臭母狗
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2022-01-21T22:17
寶貝~要再來一次嗎?
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2022-01-17T23:57
先回家了
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2022-01-21T22:17
套子破了

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