戰鬥回合結束後都怎麼開場白 - 成人話題討論

By Edwina
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尤其是剛開始跟新對象做的那幾次
有幸兩人剛剛歷經了高潮時近乎痙攣的完美性愛之後
原本激烈碰撞的重節奏戛然而止
只剩混合兩人氣味的大口喘氣聲 和溫熱濕黏的身體緊貼彼此
原本兩人親密交纏該是甜到牙齒痛的時刻
卻因為一起聖人模式氣氛丕變 暫時腦死
在地求暫時停止轉動
全世界就等你一個人發表感言的這個尷尬moment
第一句話會說什麼呢
在聖人模式回想叫床最後嘶吼階段的荒唐
我這雞掰人在這種時候通常是直接笑出來
這有失禮貌的中二反應常惹女伴不爽 有一個還因此吵架
後來我就學會微笑親個額頭
「妳真可愛 我去洗澡喔」
然後趁著在浴室沖水 一個人小聲笑完
至於遇過的女孩們有過的反應
「咦...我的內褲咧」
馬上撿回羞恥心 應該算是基本款
「你射了喔? 你射了嗎? 剛那是射了的意思嗎?」
有一派永遠狀況外 不然我剛低聲髒話叫心酸的嗎
「喔唷你剛幹嘛那麼大力咬人家啦很壞欸」
馬上開始抱怨兼撒嬌的那位 會打人是聖人模式的壞習慣
不過知道壞脾氣的她要到這種時候才拿回主導權也是頗有成就感
不過把氣氛弄僵的也大有人在
「啊! 幹咧 我現在在16/8斷食欸」
「嗄?」
「過8點了 剛不應該吞進去的」
「喔 我很抱歉」
「沒關係」
你們的4哪種啊
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有幸兩人剛剛歷經了高潮時近乎痙攣的完美性愛之後
原本激烈碰撞的重節奏戛然而止
只剩混合兩人氣味的大口喘氣聲 和溫熱濕黏的身體緊貼彼此
原本兩人親密交纏該是甜到牙齒痛的時刻
卻因為一起聖人模式氣氛丕變 暫時腦死
在地求暫時停止轉動
全世界就等你一個人發表感言的這個尷尬moment
第一句話會說什麼呢
在聖人模式回想叫床最後嘶吼階段的荒唐
我這雞掰人在這種時候通常是直接笑出來
這有失禮貌的中二反應常惹女伴不爽 有一個還因此吵架
後來我就學會微笑親個額頭
「妳真可愛 我去洗澡喔」
然後趁著在浴室沖水 一個人小聲笑完
至於遇過的女孩們有過的反應
「咦...我的內褲咧」
馬上撿回羞恥心 應該算是基本款
「你射了喔? 你射了嗎? 剛那是射了的意思嗎?」
有一派永遠狀況外 不然我剛低聲髒話叫心酸的嗎
「喔唷你剛幹嘛那麼大力咬人家啦很壞欸」
馬上開始抱怨兼撒嬌的那位 會打人是聖人模式的壞習慣
不過知道壞脾氣的她要到這種時候才拿回主導權也是頗有成就感
不過把氣氛弄僵的也大有人在
「啊! 幹咧 我現在在16/8斷食欸」
「嗄?」
「過8點了 剛不應該吞進去的」
「喔 我很抱歉」
「沒關係」
你們的4哪種啊
--
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