我騎了朋友的馬子 - 成人話題討論

By Faithe
at 2015-08-25T18:41

Table of Contents

打工下班累個半死

回到我跟女友合租的小套房享溫存一下我們早上未完的姿勢

打開宿舍門發現門口多了雙鞋

房裡傳來依依喔喔的聲音

我靜下心冷靜判斷

靠近房門

打開門縫

不看而爾，一看翹了

X的我馬子在床上跟我的好朋友阿鈞打起炮來了

我簡直不敢相信這種事情會發生在我身上

我戴起安全帽跟口罩

騎著車直奔向阿鈞的宿舍

『當有人騎了你馬子，別忘了，騎回去。』

父親從小教導我的話我深深銘記在心

我直接踹門而入

躺在阿鈞床上呼呼大睡的阿鈞女友－美美嚇了一跳從床上彈了起來

美美對我的來勢洶洶給嚇著了

"你知道阿鈞騎上了我馬子嗎?"

美美一臉不敢置信

"我要讓阿鈞知道馬子被人騎的感受"

語畢

命令著美美像小狗式的趴著

脫下美美的內褲

扯破上衣

美美掉著淚求饒

這更引起我的興致

我也脫掉我的內褲

掏出我雙腿間的鑰匙

直接插進美美的鑰匙孔

將美美雙手抬高

"額額額....普隆嗯嗯"

美美的淫叫聲也變成了引擎發動聲

美美的車頭燈閃爍亮著

我就這麼騎著美美

穿梭在北宜公路

一道迅雷不及掩耳的光影劃破了夜晚寧靜的星空

所有重機騎士跟在我的車尾後

「今夜的我－－沒有極限。」

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Tags: 成人

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By Sandy
at 2015-08-30T16:26

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at 2015-09-04T14:11

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at 2015-09-09T11:56

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at 2015-09-14T09:41

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at 2015-09-19T07:25

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at 2015-09-24T05:10

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at 2015-09-29T02:55

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at 2015-10-04T00:40

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at 2015-10-08T22:25

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at 2015-10-13T20:10

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at 2015-10-18T17:55

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at 2015-10-23T15:40

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at 2015-10-28T13:24

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at 2015-11-02T11:09

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at 2015-11-07T08:54

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at 2015-11-12T06:39

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at 2015-11-17T04:24

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at 2015-11-22T02:09

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at 2015-11-26T23:54

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at 2015-12-01T21:38

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at 2015-12-06T19:23

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at 2015-12-11T17:08

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at 2015-12-16T14:53

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at 2015-12-26T10:23

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at 2016-01-05T05:53

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at 2016-01-15T01:22

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at 2016-01-19T23:07

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at 2016-01-24T20:52

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at 2016-01-29T18:37

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at 2016-02-03T16:22

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at 2016-02-08T14:07

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at 2016-03-13T22:21

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at 2016-03-18T20:06

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at 2016-03-23T17:50

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at 2016-03-28T15:35

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at 2016-04-02T13:20

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at 2016-04-27T02:04

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at 2016-05-01T23:49

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at 2016-05-06T21:34

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at 2016-05-11T19:19

.............

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at 2016-05-16T17:04

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at 2016-05-21T14:49

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at 2016-05-31T10:19

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at 2016-06-05T08:03

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at 2016-06-24T23:03

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at 2016-06-29T20:48

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at 2016-07-04T18:33

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at 2016-07-09T16:17

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at 2016-07-19T11:47

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at 2016-07-24T09:32

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at 2016-07-29T07:17

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at 2016-08-03T05:02

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at 2016-08-08T02:47

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at 2016-08-13T00:32

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at 2016-08-17T22:16

==================================[爽廢靠]=======

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at 2016-08-22T20:01

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at 2016-08-27T17:46

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at 2016-09-01T15:31

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at 2016-09-06T13:16

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at 2016-09-11T11:01

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at 2016-10-10T21:30

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at 2016-10-15T19:15

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at 2016-10-25T14:45

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at 2016-11-19T03:29

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at 2016-11-24T01:14

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at 2016-12-03T20:43

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at 2016-12-13T16:13

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at 2016-12-18T13:58

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at 2016-12-23T11:43

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at 2016-12-28T09:28

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at 2017-01-02T07:13

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at 2017-02-10T13:12

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at 2017-02-20T08:41

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at 2017-02-25T06:26

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at 2017-03-07T01:56

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at 2017-03-11T23:41

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at 2017-04-15T07:55

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at 2017-04-20T05:40

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at 2017-04-25T03:25

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at 2017-04-30T01:09

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at 2017-05-04T22:54

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at 2017-05-09T20:39

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at 2017-06-08T07:08

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at 2017-06-13T04:53

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at 2017-06-18T02:38

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at 2017-06-23T00:23

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at 2017-06-27T22:08

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at 2017-07-02T19:53

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at 2017-07-07T17:38

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at 2017-07-12T15:22

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at 2017-07-17T13:07

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at 2017-07-22T10:52

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at 2017-07-27T08:37

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at 2017-08-01T06:22

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at 2017-08-06T04:07

這種文竟然會爆...

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at 2017-08-11T01:52

今夜的我沒有極限

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at 2017-08-15T23:37

果然夠豪郩

By Mary
at 2017-08-20T21:21

以極限速度入彎,颳起張張冥紙隨陰風飄去,在這接近農曆七
月半的夜晚,在陰陽兩界奔馳,就是沒有極限.

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at 2017-08-25T19:06

有好笑到

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at 2017-08-30T16:51

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at 2017-09-04T14:36

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at 2017-09-09T12:21

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at 2017-09-14T10:06

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at 2017-09-19T07:51

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at 2017-09-24T05:35

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at 2017-09-29T03:20

廢到無極限

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at 2017-10-04T01:05

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at 2017-10-08T22:50

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at 2017-10-13T20:35

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at 2017-10-18T18:20

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at 2017-10-23T16:05

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at 2017-10-28T13:50

廢到笑

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at 2017-11-02T11:34

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at 2017-11-07T09:19

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at 2017-11-12T07:04

結尾有點弱欸欸

By Jack
at 2017-11-17T04:49

西斯版怎麼了這種程度的廢文能爆.....

By Caitlin
at 2017-11-22T02:34

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at 2017-11-27T00:19

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at 2017-12-01T22:04

有笑有推

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at 2017-12-06T19:48

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at 2017-12-11T17:33

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at 2017-12-16T15:18

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at 2017-12-21T13:03

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By Charlotte
at 2017-12-26T10:48

害我浪費了2分鐘

By Suhail Hany
at 2017-12-31T08:33

幹有前途

By Zora
at 2018-01-05T06:18

…

By Bennie
at 2018-01-10T04:03

推推

By Andrew
at 2018-01-15T01:47

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By Eartha
at 2018-01-19T23:32

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By Vanessa
at 2018-01-24T21:17

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By Franklin
at 2018-01-29T19:02

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at 2018-02-03T16:47

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at 2018-02-08T14:32

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By Carol
at 2018-02-13T12:17

爛東西 XDDDDD

By Oliver
at 2018-02-18T10:01

今夜的我廢到沒有極限 (??) XDDDD

By Dinah
at 2018-02-23T07:46

笑慘XDDDDD

By Edith
at 2018-02-28T05:31

又靠杯又好笑

By Rae
at 2018-03-05T03:16

笑到跟智障一樣

By Madame
at 2018-03-10T01:01

真 M V P !

By Sandy
at 2018-03-14T22:46

ㄎㄅ

By Damian
at 2018-03-19T20:31

笑惹

By Daph Bay
at 2018-03-24T18:16

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By Michael
at 2018-03-29T16:00

我的好朋友是雙性戀，但她說她三p的時候比較喜歡玩女生
…

By Ina
at 2018-04-03T13:45

棒夠廢

By Victoria
at 2018-04-08T11:30

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By George
at 2018-04-13T09:15

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By Blanche
at 2018-04-18T07:00

夠廢

By Brianna
at 2018-04-23T04:45

有笑有推

By Ida
at 2018-04-28T02:30

閱。

By Lucy
at 2018-05-03T00:14

幹你老師哈哈哈

By David
at 2018-05-07T21:59

靠背喔

By Erin
at 2018-05-12T19:44

廢的想笑給箭頭就好XDDD

By Emily
at 2018-05-17T17:29

廢到沒極限

By Tracy
at 2018-05-22T15:14

本文的廢，沒有極限

By Hardy
at 2018-05-27T12:59

這才是優文

By Christine
at 2018-06-01T10:44

笑到中風

By Jack
at 2018-06-06T08:29

推超好笑的

By James
at 2018-06-11T06:13

廢

By Mia
at 2018-06-16T03:58

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By George
at 2018-06-21T01:43

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By Heather
at 2018-06-25T23:28

靠北哦XD

By Oscar
at 2018-06-30T21:13

有笑有推XDDD

By Aaliyah
at 2018-07-05T18:58

靠杯XDDDDD

By Franklin
at 2018-07-10T16:43

哈哈哈幹

By Lily
at 2018-07-15T14:27

優質廢文XDDDDD我笑翻了

By James
at 2018-07-20T12:12

推優質好文

By Edith
at 2018-07-25T09:57

XDDDDD

By Yedda
at 2018-07-30T07:42

有笑有推

By Susan
at 2018-08-04T05:27

笑死我XD

By Bennie
at 2018-08-09T03:12

幹你玲娘廢到笑

By Leila
at 2018-08-14T00:57

U質廢文

By Enid
at 2018-08-18T22:42

笑有推

By Olive
at 2018-08-23T20:26

幹，廢到笑

By Hedda
at 2018-08-28T18:11

普普通通跟猜哥完全不能比想看猜哥文了

By Bennie
at 2018-09-02T15:56

小廢渣欸好好笑

By Zanna
at 2018-09-07T13:41

笑到噴飯

By Heather
at 2018-09-12T11:26

XDDDDDd靠杯

By Linda
at 2018-09-17T09:11

不錯笑啊

By Daniel
at 2018-09-22T06:56

這樣也爆

By Kyle
at 2018-09-27T04:40

XDDDDDDDDD

By Ida
at 2018-10-02T02:25

我快笑死

By Connor
at 2018-10-07T00:10

廢到笑

By Agnes
at 2018-10-11T21:55

你害我把褲子穿回去了

By Gilbert
at 2018-10-16T19:40

廢到五村XDDD

By Adele
at 2018-10-21T17:25

所以你有兩台馬子囉

By Lucy
at 2018-10-26T15:10

哈哈哈哈哈

By Queena
at 2018-10-31T12:55

轉的也太順!!!

By John
at 2018-11-05T10:39

超廢哈哈哈

By Frederic
at 2018-11-10T08:24

所以你幾時要賣車？500收

By Frederica
at 2018-11-15T06:09

超廢XD

By Thomas
at 2018-11-20T03:54

笑死

By Mason
at 2018-11-25T01:39

甘，好廢

By Candice
at 2018-11-29T23:24

XDDDDDDD

By Isabella
at 2018-12-04T21:09

到底在講三小XDDD

By Sarah
at 2018-12-09T18:53

推

By Sandy
at 2018-12-14T16:38

快騎

By Edith
at 2018-12-19T14:23

我承認我笑了﴿

By Sarah
at 2018-12-24T12:08

推

By Kristin
at 2018-12-29T09:53

3小xd

By Hamiltion
at 2019-01-03T07:38

好笑哈哈

By Elvira
at 2019-01-08T05:23

三小啦

By Genevieve
at 2019-01-13T03:08

幹超白爛

By George
at 2019-01-18T00:52

太豪洨啦

By Damian
at 2019-01-22T22:37

...太靠了

By Genevieve
at 2019-01-27T20:22

有笑有推。

By Anonymous
at 2019-02-01T18:07

超廢～但我喜翻

By Joseph
at 2019-02-06T15:52

哈哈哈哈哈靠

By Blanche
at 2019-02-11T13:37

幹廢到笑

By Catherine
at 2019-02-16T11:22

wtf 笑了

By Emily
at 2019-02-21T09:06

照理來說美美應該在你家外面才對

By Mia
at 2019-02-26T06:51

太靠北啦

By Ula
at 2019-03-03T04:36

廢到笑今天登入滿150次西斯首推

By Mia
at 2019-03-08T02:21

靠背XD 財茂灣等你卡普

By Catherine
at 2019-03-13T00:06

推沒有極限

By Gilbert
at 2019-03-17T21:51

哈哈

By Zanna
at 2019-03-22T19:36

褲子都脫了..

By Hazel
at 2019-03-27T17:21

肖欸

By Agatha
at 2019-04-01T15:05

笑不停

By Eartha
at 2019-04-06T12:50

靠北太低能只好推了XDD

By Ivy
at 2019-04-11T10:35

超煩XD

By Faithe
at 2019-04-16T08:20

廢到笑

By Jacky
at 2019-04-21T06:05

推XD

By Sierra Rose
at 2019-04-26T03:50

廢

By Leila
at 2019-05-01T01:35

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Lydia
at 2019-05-05T23:19

笑瘋了

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