我要結婚了！ - 成人話題討論

By Regina
at 2015-10-02T12:45

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昨天女朋友在幫我哈龜當我正爽的時候、他忽然嘴裡含著老二很兇猛的問我、在一起兩年
了你到底要不要娶我？我是你的誰？小命在人嘴裡我只好委屈的叫了聲老婆、本魯蛇準備
要結婚了.....（泣

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All Comments

By Ula
at 2015-10-04T17:03

恭喜！

By Erin
at 2015-10-06T21:21

恭喜！

By Jacky
at 2015-10-09T01:39

ㄍㄨㄥˉㄒ
恭喜

By Belly
at 2015-10-11T05:57

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By Daniel
at 2015-10-13T10:15

好棒喔 , 恭喜 !!

By Leila
at 2015-10-15T14:33

有笑有推

By Zora
at 2015-10-17T18:52

所以是...女友向你求婚?

By Hardy
at 2015-10-19T23:10

含住還可以問話，看來是塞不滿喔！

By Agnes
at 2015-10-22T03:28

恭喜

By James
at 2015-10-24T07:46

讚

By Blanche
at 2015-10-26T12:04

這種被求婚方式一輩子難忘吧哈哈恭喜 !

By Edwina
at 2015-10-28T16:22

我女友含住是無法說話的看來你.....

By Jack
at 2015-10-30T20:40

哈哈以後別人問怎麼求婚的時候怎麼辦

By Elizabeth
at 2015-11-02T00:58

太神啦高手欸

By Valerie
at 2015-11-04T05:16

這是脅迫吧

By Hamiltion
at 2015-11-06T09:34

恭喜

By Ingrid
at 2015-11-08T13:53

戒指套上去了嗎?

By Frederic
at 2015-11-10T18:11

恭喜你~~~~~~~~

By Jack
at 2015-11-12T22:29

哇哈哈哈哈

By Elvira
at 2015-11-15T02:47

溫腥

By Mason
at 2015-11-17T07:05

你戒指是套在哪裡呀XDDDDDD

By Dinah
at 2015-11-19T11:23

恭喜

By Edwina
at 2015-11-21T15:41

恭喜！

By Caroline
at 2015-11-23T19:59

這種s好羨慕啊><

By Edith
at 2015-11-26T00:17

你打手槍打2年了?

By Aaliyah
at 2015-11-28T04:35

炫耀文無誤

By Zenobia
at 2015-11-30T08:54

恭喜！

By Mia
at 2015-12-02T13:12

紅的喜氣XD 敢說不結婚，讓你變太監的概念欸XDDDD

By Candice
at 2015-12-04T17:30

女生求婚的方式好特別= = XD

By Lucy
at 2015-12-06T21:48

恭喜啊 XD

By Dorothy
at 2015-12-09T02:06

工喜用同依個用到逆沒錢可以換衣個

By Ophelia
at 2015-12-11T06:24

有廢有推

By Harry
at 2015-12-13T10:42

你聽的懂咕嚕嚕聲？？

By Mia
at 2015-12-15T15:00

恭喜啊XDDDDDDDD

By Hazel
at 2015-12-17T19:18

如果是真的恭喜

By Hazel
at 2015-12-19T23:36

只能說聲恭喜了~

By Dora
at 2015-12-22T03:55

===============================真有夠舒暢! XD 賀!

By Dora
at 2015-12-24T08:13

中初許可。。

By Daniel
at 2015-12-26T12:31

恭喜啊XD

By Lily
at 2015-12-28T16:49

恭喜

By Emma
at 2015-12-30T21:07

恭喜恭喜

By Leila
at 2016-01-02T01:25

XDDD

By Oscar
at 2016-01-04T05:43

綁定!!!!

By Damian
at 2016-01-06T10:01

恭喜！等你發結紮文

By Quintina
at 2016-01-08T14:19

求婚方式太帥氣了XD

By Tom
at 2016-01-10T18:37

可惡被陰了

By Elvira
at 2016-01-12T22:56

潮爽的

By Wallis
at 2016-01-15T03:14

他忽然嘴裡含著老二很兇猛的問我........甲甲der

By Anonymous
at 2016-01-17T07:32

好屌

By Edith
at 2016-01-19T11:50

一定是先有後含，大賀！

By Hedda
at 2016-01-21T16:08

醒醒吧

By Annie
at 2016-01-23T20:26

恭喜!!

By Tracy
at 2016-01-26T00:44

找現成老爸嘛？

By Jessica
at 2016-01-28T05:02

邊剔牙邊說話很糟糕

By Hedda
at 2016-01-30T09:20

含淚推

By Iris
at 2016-02-01T13:38

一個被挾天子以令諸侯的故事

By Adele
at 2016-02-03T17:57

等小頭軟了再多想想啊

By Callum
at 2016-02-05T22:15

你一個月前不是在跟小龍奮戰現在要結婚了？

By Hedda
at 2016-02-08T02:33

感覺不好的答案就被腌了

By Susan
at 2016-02-10T06:51

恭喜

By Tom
at 2016-02-12T11:09

恭喜老爺，賀喜夫人！

By Megan
at 2016-02-14T15:27

只能推了

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-02-16T19:45

上山多得終遇虎XD

By David
at 2016-02-19T00:03

出來混的，總要還的

By Caitlin
at 2016-02-21T04:21

Wow~~~~~~~~恭喜欸

By Gary
at 2016-02-23T08:39

等下換你含他老二問他

By Agnes
at 2016-02-25T12:58

還有這招太神了

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-02-27T17:16

恭喜推

By Eartha
at 2016-02-29T21:34

為什麼要跟右手結婚

By Agatha
at 2016-03-03T01:52

真甜蜜

By Queena
at 2016-03-05T06:10

閃屁阿！恭喜

By Bethany
at 2016-03-07T10:28

醒醒啊

By Queena
at 2016-03-09T14:46

恭喜~!!

By Hedwig
at 2016-03-11T19:04

恭喜推推

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-03-13T23:22

溫腥

By Madame
at 2016-03-16T03:40

一道光~

By Hedwig
at 2016-03-18T07:59

恭喜恭喜

By William
at 2016-03-20T12:17

不知道以後怎麼跟孩子說爸媽結婚是因為老二被含住

By Dinah
at 2016-03-22T16:35

笑推XD 恭喜

By Freda
at 2016-03-24T20:53

這種逼婚法太偏激了啦哈哈哈

By Michael
at 2016-03-27T01:11

好浪漫的求....饒

By Mason
at 2016-03-29T05:29

恭喜

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-03-31T09:47

恭喜

By Candice
at 2016-04-02T14:05

安德魯求婚學...

By Lily
at 2016-04-04T18:23

恭喜了!!

By Sandy
at 2016-04-06T22:41

疑？？？為什麼含著老二講話還可以如此清楚？

By Freda
at 2016-04-09T03:00

為了你的命根子!!你還是乖乖的去把………

By Rae
at 2016-04-11T07:18

哈哈哈猛喔！恭喜!

By Xanthe
at 2016-04-13T11:36

恭喜!建議樓主婚後性生活不要太頻繁!才不會傷身體!戒邪淫

By Xanthe
at 2016-04-15T15:54

人生的墳場保重

By Valerie
at 2016-04-17T20:12

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Rae
at 2016-04-20T00:30

恭喜

By Jacob
at 2016-04-22T04:48

紅的喜氣，恭喜啊！！

By Hazel
at 2016-04-24T09:06

含住還能講話只有一種可能，就是面績不大不影響講話功能

By Bennie
at 2016-04-26T13:24

有笑有推

By Victoria
at 2016-04-28T17:42

恭喜!!

By Ingrid
at 2016-04-30T22:01

笑了哈哈

By Daph Bay
at 2016-05-03T02:19

恭喜XDD 剔牙是哪招

By William
at 2016-05-05T06:37

恭喜夫人賀喜老爺

By Damian
at 2016-05-07T10:55

拍拍推了

By Olive
at 2016-05-09T15:13

小命在別人嘴裡你也只能說好啊

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-05-11T19:31

恭喜~回剔牙是哪招_用軟式刷毛的概念XDDD

By Ursula
at 2016-05-13T23:49

有點蝦..但還是恭喜啊

By Daniel
at 2016-05-16T04:07

恭喜XDDDD

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-05-18T08:25

超爽的

By Anthony
at 2016-05-20T12:43

太神啦

By Kumar
at 2016-05-22T17:02

結婚事小，小命要緊...

By Joe
at 2016-05-24T21:20

你不會反制嗎

By Tom
at 2016-05-27T01:38

XDDD

By Daph Bay
at 2016-05-29T05:56

恭喜喔

By George
at 2016-05-31T10:14

恭喜

By Brianna
at 2016-06-02T14:32

逼婚成功

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-06-04T18:50

恭喜啊

By Isla
at 2016-06-06T23:08

恭喜你

By Catherine
at 2016-06-09T03:26

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By Erin
at 2016-06-11T07:44

紅喜氣

By Brianna
at 2016-06-13T12:03

恭喜恭喜

By Dorothy
at 2016-06-15T16:21

恭喜恭喜記得莫忘初衷

By Elizabeth
at 2016-06-17T20:39

恭喜XDDDD 這招好像不錯（筆記

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-06-20T00:57

恭喜！

By Zanna
at 2016-06-22T05:15

恭喜啊!!!!

By Adele
at 2016-06-24T09:33

不錯了啦，牙籤還有人要，恭喜

By Ethan
at 2016-06-26T13:51

恭喜

By Jack
at 2016-06-28T18:09

恭喜

By Franklin
at 2016-06-30T22:27

恭喜

By Jacky
at 2016-07-03T02:45

小牙籤推

By Poppy
at 2016-07-05T07:04

哈哈哈哈哈恭喜

By Leila
at 2016-07-07T11:22

幫你補血到爆恭喜老爺賀喜夫人XD

By William
at 2016-07-09T15:40

很猛，但恭喜，這招逼婚也第一次聽到，我們呆完郎真是
什麼都有，什麼都不奇怪

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-07-11T19:58

太好笑了恭喜

By Donna
at 2016-07-14T00:16

所以你8/20還約了龍怡怡怡宜姨媽

By Steve
at 2016-07-16T04:34

溫馨。

By Andy
at 2016-07-18T08:52

女友太會啦!!! 恭喜喔~~

By Isabella
at 2016-07-20T13:10

恭喜

By Eartha
at 2016-07-22T17:28

逼婚高招

By Catherine
at 2016-07-24T21:46

哈哈哈哈哈哈恭喜阿XDDDDDDDDD

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-07-27T02:05

恭喜

By Vanessa
at 2016-07-29T06:23

先驗DNA真心不騙，免得當了免費老爸

By Una
at 2016-07-31T10:41

卡個百推

By Victoria
at 2016-08-02T14:59

恭喜XDDD

By Audriana
at 2016-08-04T19:17

整救小頭兵真的不得不妥協啊！~恭喜你

By Jessica
at 2016-08-06T23:35

恭喜

By Oscar
at 2016-08-09T03:53

恭喜! 賀!

By Ida
at 2016-08-11T08:11

有笑有恭喜！

By Mason
at 2016-08-13T12:29

天啊

By Olga
at 2016-08-15T16:47

帖子不用發給我了

By Selena
at 2016-08-17T21:06

只能攻洗了

By Kristin
at 2016-08-20T01:24

這樣也一篇?

By Agnes
at 2016-08-22T05:42

好霸氣

By Sandy
at 2016-08-24T10:00

個版?

By Rae
at 2016-08-26T14:18

呵呵

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-08-28T18:36

恭喜哈哈哈哈

By Wallis
at 2016-08-30T22:54

恭喜原po

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-09-02T03:12

恭喜!!!!

By Harry
at 2016-09-04T07:30

高手!!!太強~

By Puput
at 2016-09-06T11:48

自曝其短，給推

By Gary
at 2016-09-08T16:07

那很好呀!! 多生幾個!! 剛好可以過生日!! 我要吃紅蛋!!

By Emily
at 2016-09-10T20:25

恭喜，但含著能講話不解釋

By Ivy
at 2016-09-13T00:43

你不答應就咬下去的概念嗎XD

By Cara
at 2016-09-15T05:01

哈哈恭喜

By Andy
at 2016-09-17T09:19

恭喜

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-09-19T13:37

很好啊，不用戴套了，你取得中出許可證明

By Linda
at 2016-09-21T17:55

恭喜

By Rachel
at 2016-09-23T22:13

供黑哩～～～～～

By Ina
at 2016-09-26T02:31

恭喜XD

By Bennie
at 2016-09-28T06:49

恭喜XDDD

By Elma
at 2016-09-30T11:08

記得發喜帖給我

By Valerie
at 2016-10-02T15:26

恭喜內～～～

By George
at 2016-10-04T19:44

好酷哈哈哈哈恭喜

By Daph Bay
at 2016-10-07T00:02

太高招了，恭喜原po

By Genevieve
at 2016-10-09T04:20

記得結婚店裡要放求婚影片啊
結婚典禮

By Candice
at 2016-10-11T08:38

ㄏㄏㄏㄏ手說話了

By Ida
at 2016-10-13T12:56

邊吃邊講話好塞雷

By Heather
at 2016-10-15T17:14

恭喜

By Harry
at 2016-10-17T21:32

跟手說話？

By Ethan
at 2016-10-20T01:50

真是一絕，敢說不就....咬咬嚼嚼。

By Oscar
at 2016-10-22T06:09

恭喜啊

By Susan
at 2016-10-24T10:27

恭喜老爺賀喜夫人

By Erin
at 2016-10-26T14:45

a3567152: 女生求婚的方式好特別 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Rebecca
at 2016-10-28T19:03

恭喜XDDD

By Joseph
at 2016-10-30T23:21

恭喜

By Sandy
at 2016-11-02T03:39

小命在人嘴裡我只好委屈的叫了聲老婆 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Connor
at 2016-11-04T07:57

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-11-06T12:15

在幻想喔

By Hedy
at 2016-11-08T16:33

炫耀文

By Olive
at 2016-11-10T20:51

恭喜XD

By Eartha
at 2016-11-13T01:10

不答應就會被一口咬吧

By Hedy
at 2016-11-15T05:28

別人問你求婚過程怎麼辦

By Eden
at 2016-11-17T09:46

沾喜

By Emily
at 2016-11-19T14:04

炫耀文

By Ida
at 2016-11-21T18:22

左右手會說話? ......................................

By Xanthe
at 2016-11-23T22:40

哈哈哈超好笑

By Victoria
at 2016-11-26T02:58

女友霸氣的求婚啊

By Hamiltion
at 2016-11-28T07:16

三小啦沒西斯點阿

By Regina
at 2016-11-30T11:34

取得道具:中出許可證

By Quintina
at 2016-12-02T15:52

幫你推爆

By Zora
at 2016-12-04T20:11

這是被求婚，要珍惜，強迫中獎

By Charlie
at 2016-12-07T00:29

看來是外面玩夠了，要找到飯票

By Madame
at 2016-12-09T04:47

有笑有推

By Audriana
at 2016-12-11T09:05

恭喜~

By Oliver
at 2016-12-13T13:23

恭喜

By George
at 2016-12-15T17:41

紅的喜氣，恭喜~~

By Dorothy
at 2016-12-17T21:59

XDDD

By Damian
at 2016-12-20T02:17

恭喜!!!

By Harry
at 2016-12-22T06:35

保重……

By Aaliyah
at 2016-12-24T10:53

不娶就咬斷哈哈哈哈恭喜

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-12-26T15:12

你的虎口夾到龜頭了??

By Wallis
at 2016-12-28T19:30

恭喜

By Ula
at 2016-12-30T23:48

紅的喜氣

By Steve
at 2017-01-02T04:06

恭喜但還是要羨慕妒忌噓一下啊啊啊

By David
at 2017-01-04T08:24

把柄在她嘴裡，不得不就範XD

By Isla
at 2017-01-06T12:42

原來自斷龜頭的是你!!!!!

By Megan
at 2017-01-08T17:00

自曝其短XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Kristin
at 2017-01-10T21:18

這招太絕了

By Franklin
at 2017-01-13T01:36

xDDDD好奇特的要脅方式

By Ursula
at 2017-01-15T05:54

白痴哈哈哈

By Heather
at 2017-01-17T10:13

回答正確

By Ivy
at 2017-01-19T14:31

吊爆了

By Agnes
at 2017-01-21T18:49

XDDDDD

By Hedy
at 2017-01-23T23:07

恭喜

By Michael
at 2017-01-26T03:25

恭喜您老婆嘴巴真大!

By Elma
at 2017-01-28T07:43

恭喜老爺賀喜老爺

By Rachel
at 2017-01-30T12:01

有綠有推

By Blanche
at 2017-02-01T16:19

被抓住把柄了，別想逃

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-02-03T20:37

這…好特別的求婚

By Andy
at 2017-02-06T00:55

恭喜老爺賀喜夫人

By Joe
at 2017-02-08T05:14

有霸氣的女朋友

By Elvira
at 2017-02-10T09:32

婚禮上，主持人介紹當初怎麼求婚的，女方大口一含…^_^

By Vanessa
at 2017-02-12T13:50

恭喜你要當爸了

By Liam
at 2017-02-14T18:08

推哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Anonymous
at 2017-02-16T22:26

哈哈哈哈哈~~ 有笑有恭喜~~ XD

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-02-19T02:44

這是逼婚了吧XD

By Susan
at 2017-02-21T07:02

By Agatha
at 2017-02-23T11:20

哈哈這招太狠了.....

By Tracy
at 2017-02-25T15:38

在Mos笑到大家都回頭恭喜老爺被綁樁了

By William
at 2017-02-27T19:56

好女友晉升好老婆，該推

By Rebecca
at 2017-03-02T00:15

安德魯，恭喜你變人成功進而結婚。

By Freda
at 2017-03-04T04:33

你的腹語練的不錯

By Odelette
at 2017-03-06T08:51

推恭喜

By Odelette
at 2017-03-08T13:09

哈哈哈

By Noah
at 2017-03-10T17:27

恭喜

By Tracy
at 2017-03-12T21:45

醒來之後自己的左右手無名指各多了一枚戒指XD

By Eden
at 2017-03-15T02:03

喜氣

By Adele
at 2017-03-17T06:21

幹。羨慕

By Todd Johnson
at 2017-03-19T10:39

喔

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-03-21T14:57

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈恭喜

By Lily
at 2017-03-23T19:16

爆回來

By Ethan
at 2017-03-25T23:34

如果有人問你們當初是誰跟誰求婚的就

By Todd Johnson
at 2017-03-28T03:52

幫低調

By Sarah
at 2017-03-30T08:10

爆

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-04-01T12:28

塞不滿

By Delia
at 2017-04-03T16:46

我以為這是肺聞

By Christine
at 2017-04-05T21:04

躬吸躬吸攻吸你啊恭喜恭喜恭喜你

By Lily
at 2017-04-08T01:22

恭喜XD

By Elvira
at 2017-04-10T05:40

閃屁恭喜啦

By Ethan
at 2017-04-12T09:58

別人會問你怎麼求婚的！！！

By Zora
at 2017-04-14T14:17

哈龜哈龜龜龜恭喜唷

By Zanna
at 2017-04-16T18:35

恭喜

By Madame
at 2017-04-18T22:53

恭喜哈哈哈

By Quintina
at 2017-04-21T03:11

弱爆了

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-04-23T07:29

恭喜

By William
at 2017-04-25T11:47

恭喜!! 有笑有推XDD

By Erin
at 2017-04-27T16:05

哈哈哈推恭喜

By Liam
at 2017-04-29T20:23

恭喜！

By Noah
at 2017-05-02T00:41

先別提你右手會講話，你左手答應嘛？

By Elma
at 2017-05-04T04:59

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By Kyle
at 2017-05-06T09:18

恭喜XDDD

By Ida
at 2017-05-08T13:36

恭喜喔!

By Andy
at 2017-05-10T17:54

恭喜

By Susan
at 2017-05-12T22:12

你看看你

By Linda
at 2017-05-15T02:30

這種求婚法！！

By Ula
at 2017-05-17T06:48

這是哪招XDDDD

By Jacob
at 2017-05-19T11:06

恭喜

By Genevieve
at 2017-05-21T15:24

我昨天晚上內射你女友，你當龜公吧

By Blanche
at 2017-05-23T19:42

上賊船啦~

By Zora
at 2017-05-26T00:00

恭喜

By Brianna
at 2017-05-28T04:19

好棒喔！恭喜你

By Enid
at 2017-05-30T08:37

XDDDDDD

By Elma
at 2017-06-01T12:55

屌在牙齒下不得不低頭恭喜

By Ingrid
at 2017-06-03T17:13

神逼婚哈哈

By Tom
at 2017-06-05T21:31

恭喜

By Kumar
at 2017-06-08T01:49

好可愛

By Agnes
at 2017-06-10T06:07

恭喜

By Noah
at 2017-06-12T10:25

把拔馬麻，你們當初是怎麼求婚的?

By Yuri
at 2017-06-14T14:43

WTF...

By Eden
at 2017-06-16T19:01

八月份吃龍是?

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-06-18T23:20

恭喜

By Agnes
at 2017-06-21T03:38

恭喜！

By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-06-23T07:56

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By Heather
at 2017-06-25T12:14

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