我終於幹了機八女同事 - 成人話題討論

Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2014-07-02T03:32

Table of Contents

來了

終於來了

機八女同事

我已經都準備好了

所有的後路我都備妥了

我可以好好的

好好的

幹 爆 妳

一如往常的上班,機八女同事正在掰穴

「你看我的鮑魚~黑的發亮喔~」

「操,那麼臭!又鬆!」

「不要這樣嘛~可以給你插喔」

「會弄髒我的懶較」

婊子很靠杯的在玩弄她的車燈,幹,玩個屁,奶頭還比我小。還對我伸舌頭,我很不爽。

這時候,她對我說了一句話

壓垮了最後一根稻草

「麥~休~幹~沒」

「操妳她媽的婊妳老目,我要把妳幹到壞掉!」



叫叫ABC

第一步驟A

A到牠黑咕

先掏出香蕉 把她嘴巴打到腫起來瘀青

然後

用金剛不壞巨屌

頂著她那顆頭殼洨廢腦

也就是插她的頭

她會很舒服

要用力但請細心的幹

才不會腦震盪


以下是A的過程

「什麼?剝皮香蕉?」

「囉唆!跪下!頭面大理石柱!」

「啊啊啊啊啊,好討厭的感覺啊~可是倫~家~喜~歡~~~~叩扣扣(掄牆聲)」


第二步驟B

操她媽的B

不錯,就是操她媽的B

賤人像母狗一樣趴著

and then

開幹者手握老二

踢正步前進

嘴裡喊著反清覆明

然後猛力衝刺直頂到肺

捅一下就翻白眼高潮了

我們來看B的過程

「跟母狗一樣給我趴著!」

「好的~」

「扶好!」

「沒問題~」

「印何闐! 印何闐! 印何闐!」

「不是反清覆明嗎?」

「第一天認識我?流程只是參考!」


「請示進入!」

賤人搖著屁股說請進

「究極奧義,天-翔-龍-閃!」

「啊!~啊啊啊~壞掉了~」



第三步驟C=吸

請她吸乾淨

賤人躺在地上

嘴巴張開

開幹者站在桌子上

然後跳下去插到她嘴裡

最後

射在嘴巴裡

再請賤人把龜頭吸到像去完角質般的晶瑩剔透


C的過程

「躺好!」

「好~」

我站在桌上手握金老二大喊

「反清覆明!」

「不是說流程只是參考用嗎?」

「我想喊,妳有意見嗎?」

「不好意思~沒有~」

「看我轉身,盪賤式!」

「喔喔喔喔,我快到了~」

「是時候了,賞妳個痛快!」

「給我~都給我~」

「轟隆隆~」

洨噴的她滿臉

賤人露出滿足的洨容

「慢著!還有最後一件事!」

「嗯?」

「幫我龜頭去角質!」

「好的~沒問題~」

「給我吸!賤人!」

約莫一小時

終於完成了

閃閃發亮

金光四射

婊子的剋星

安心上路












































































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All Comments

Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2014-07-02T15:21
終於幹了
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2014-07-03T03:09
快去睡覺吧!
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2014-07-03T14:57
...
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2014-07-04T02:46
雨八
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2014-07-04T14:34
田厶
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2014-07-05T02:22
是她嗎? http://ppt.cc/H9my
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2014-07-05T14:10
該睡嘍
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2014-07-06T01:59
你寫的好爛喔
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2014-07-06T13:47
0分
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2014-07-07T01:35
0分
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2014-07-07T13:24
夢遊文有桶嗎
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2014-07-08T01:12
0分
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2014-07-08T13:00
0分
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2014-07-09T00:49
神經病
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2014-07-09T12:37
叫叫ABC的叫叫也是二個步驟呀
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2014-07-10T00:25
你壓力很大厚
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2014-07-10T12:13
0
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2014-07-11T00:02
..........
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2014-07-11T11:50
蠻有趣的…………
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2014-07-11T23:38
我到底看了三小
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2014-07-12T11:27
叫叫CAB了 該更新資訊
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2014-07-12T23:15
壓力大加油不要放棄
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2014-07-13T11:03
屌完了 可以洗洗睡了
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2014-07-13T22:52
不好笑
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2014-07-14T10:40
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2014-07-14T22:28
姊姊來一砲
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2014-07-15T10:16
安心上路吧你
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2014-07-15T22:05
sent from Android
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2014-07-16T09:53
三小
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2014-07-16T21:41
吃藥時間到了
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2014-07-17T09:30
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2014-07-17T21:18
沒睡很累吼
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2014-07-18T09:06
有人瘋了
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2014-07-18T20:55
\印和闐/ \印和闐/ \印和闐/
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2014-07-19T08:43
三更半夜發廢文
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2014-07-19T20:31
灑小阿……前面兩個叫叫步驟咧
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2014-07-20T08:19
好廢
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2014-07-20T20:08
一大早看到這個 奇毛子瓦嚕以……
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2014-07-21T07:56
洗洗睡好嗎
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2014-07-21T19:44
心理變態無誤
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2014-07-22T07:33
三小文章
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2014-07-22T19:21
為什麼要放棄治療...
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2014-07-23T07:09
優質
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2014-07-23T18:58
就算幻想文也花點心思編故事吧
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2014-07-24T06:46
不是說會弄髒不想做嗎XD
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2014-07-24T18:34
不錯
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2014-07-25T06:22
你該update了 新的是叫叫cab
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2014-07-25T18:11
超有誠意的,應該是B無誤!廢到沒創意
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2014-07-26T05:59
沒笑。。。
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2014-07-26T17:47
申裝adsl?
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2014-07-27T05:36
寫這種文章有快感嗎?
Una avatar
By Una
at 2014-07-27T17:24
這篇很廢
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2014-07-28T05:12
濠○文要用濠○當標題,我以為這已經是慣例了
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2014-07-28T17:01
阿寄雷歡阿到底喜勒公蝦咪哇溝洨?
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2014-07-29T04:49
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2014-07-29T16:37
倫家不洗番
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2014-07-30T04:25
0分
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2014-07-30T16:14
00000
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2014-07-31T04:02
宅宅幻想出來的東西?
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2014-07-31T15:50
說完了嗎
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2014-08-01T03:39
給個推好了XDDD
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2014-08-01T15:27
壓力很大
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2014-08-02T03:15
閣下壓力很大嗎?
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2014-08-02T15:04
gg
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2014-08-03T02:52
暑假到了
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2014-08-03T14:40
感覺有些浪費網路資源
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2014-08-04T02:28
叫叫CABD好嗎
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2014-08-04T14:17
自己爽,你把這裡當個版嗎
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2014-08-05T02:05
0分
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2014-08-05T13:53
其實我笑了
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2014-08-06T01:42
是喔(挖鼻孔
David avatar
By David
at 2014-08-06T13:30
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2014-08-07T01:18
打中文好嗎?
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2014-08-07T13:07
你還好吧? XD
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2014-08-08T00:55
請去黑特版或豪小板
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2014-08-08T12:43
噓極必反,給推
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2014-08-09T00:31
0分
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2014-08-09T12:20
被當了幾科?
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2014-08-10T00:08
你醉了?
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2014-08-10T11:56
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2014-08-10T23:45
很無聊
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2014-08-11T11:33
純噓不看、拜託不要再繼續了
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2014-08-11T23:21
0分
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2014-08-12T11:10
結束了吧....
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2014-08-12T22:58
噓!
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2014-08-13T10:46
中文
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2014-08-13T22:34
雨八
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2014-08-14T10:23
上一篇還70幾推 這篇這麼慘
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2014-08-14T22:11
邏輯正確,流程無誤,給推
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2014-08-15T09:59
有倒扣的嗎
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2014-08-15T21:48
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2014-08-16T09:36
放暑假情緒需要這麼大嗎?
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2014-08-16T21:24
0分
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2014-08-17T09:13
你寫的辛苦 我們也噓的辛苦
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2014-08-17T21:01
教改的成果
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2014-08-18T08:49
Bad
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2014-08-18T20:37
神經病
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2014-08-19T08:26
放暑假嘍,廢文大進擊。
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2014-08-19T20:14
.....
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2014-08-20T08:02
辛苦了
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2014-08-20T19:51
被1/2了?
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2014-08-21T07:39
在這邊發廢文就好 不要去搭捷運
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2014-08-21T19:27
國中重讀啦
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2014-08-22T07:16
?
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2014-08-22T19:04
啥小
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2014-08-23T06:52
優質給推
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2014-08-23T18:40
我是看推文笑的
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2014-08-24T06:29
XD
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2014-08-24T18:17
叫叫CABD
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2014-08-25T06:05
有笑有推
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2014-08-25T17:54
有笑有推
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2014-08-26T05:42
蠻好笑的啊
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2014-08-26T17:30
幹你到底想說什麼XDDDDD
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2014-08-27T05:19
印何闐笑了哈哈
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2014-08-27T17:07
壓力能舒發是好事....
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2014-08-28T04:55
Sex首噓
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2014-08-28T16:43
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2014-08-29T04:32
有病 不忍噓(我也是說說~
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2014-08-29T16:20
...
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2014-08-30T04:08
\印和闐/ \印和闐/ \印和闐/
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2014-08-30T15:57
不好笑 西斯首噓給你
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2014-08-31T03:45
我他媽看了三小
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2014-08-31T15:33
有事嘛?
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2014-09-01T03:22
推啊~
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2014-09-01T15:10
期待之後換別的同事 記得再PO唷
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2014-09-02T02:58
哩勒寫三小…………我到底看了啥!
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2014-09-02T14:46
不想看
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2014-09-03T02:35
你為什麼要放棄治療呢 醫師在你背後回很火
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2014-09-03T14:23
...
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2014-09-04T02:11
醒了沒
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2014-09-04T14:00
工蝦小
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2014-09-05T01:48
只是想鋪叫叫abc的梗吧,落落長餒…
James avatar
By James
at 2014-09-05T13:36
大家都噓我也跟哲噓了
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2014-09-06T01:25
...
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2014-09-06T13:13
三小
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2014-09-07T01:01
WTF !?
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2014-09-07T12:49
有效有推 文章要這麼廢也不簡單

約炮二三事

Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2014-07-02T00:25
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我的胃口被床伴養大了

Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2014-07-02T00:17
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John avatar
By John
at 2014-07-01T22:13
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Agnes avatar
By Agnes
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原來尻尻杯也有這種用途

Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2014-07-01T17:01
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