我的人生只想--發發廢文,幹幹女人。 - 成人話題討論

By Sandy
at 2014-09-24T11:16
at 2014-09-24T11:16
Table of Contents
本來昨天想要發一篇
beetalk 約砲 約妹 的教學
但是昨天剛好有人po了一篇
雖然跟我的方法幾乎不同,
但是我不想短時間內發一篇重複性那麼高的文
剛好我心情很差,最近不知道為甚麼 也許是太久沒發文?
我不知道 又或許是我最近對某一個砲友小小暈船了吧?!
(相信我 我沒有這麼認真的打過一篇文)
我的事情等等再說
曾經有十幾位網友寄信給我 要我傳授約妹的方法和攻略
那時我連回都沒回信 因為我很忙 忙著發廢文和幹女人
老實說我覺得約砲真的不難,我不是甚麼大帥哥
以前身材很好 現在已成大叔樣。
不過還是約的到 當然這種條件的我 把妹也非像皇帝選後宮佳麗
還是要靠一些嘴砲
這裡不講太多 我只領進門
我認為鄉民們 大都有嘴砲功力 如果你沒有
那你約三小? 幹 魯蛇
但是要讓你發揮嘴砲長才,還是得先讓他加你
就算沒加 至少先讓他再好有申請回你,有回有機會。
所以申請好友的那句話是關鍵
我懶得打太多 但這句話的要素包含甚麼 我整理一下
1. 你的人格特質
2. 你常在哪鬼混
3. 你有點搞笑
然後開始亂槍打鳥 如果有妹的1.2.跟你重複就會回你
有人覺得你這句話很好笑 很靠杯 就會回你
我的那句話 凸顯了我
1. 玩世不恭 2. 我有用ptt 3. 我很靠杯
是哪句話我不想講 怕一堆人學
大概就講這樣 記住kai56十字箴言-- 有回有機會,沒回下一位。
要詳細過陣子吧 如果沒人發心得文 我再來分享
最近幹到機機有點痛..
不知道各位有沒有跟床伴用過一個姿勢 就男方把女生抱起來幹
很耗費體力 我雖然很壯 可是站著幹頗沒感覺
(其實就是站著打手槍...我的左右手還蠻輕的)
再來...我其實很想發洩情緒
最近活著覺得人生有點慢無目標
最近有點懶散
覺得只要不愁吃穿
現在只想整天來發發廢文 發完就去約砲幹幹女人
然後就過了一天 明天起床可能先幹幹女人 再來發篇廢文
多麼逍遙
人生這樣就夠了...
有沒有人也跟我一樣? 人生目標就是玩世不恭?
--
如果我是連勝文
我只想發發廢文,幹幹13。
然後無聊選選市長 打打嘴砲 遊戲人間..
--
--
beetalk 約砲 約妹 的教學
但是昨天剛好有人po了一篇
雖然跟我的方法幾乎不同,
但是我不想短時間內發一篇重複性那麼高的文
剛好我心情很差,最近不知道為甚麼 也許是太久沒發文?
我不知道 又或許是我最近對某一個砲友小小暈船了吧?!
(相信我 我沒有這麼認真的打過一篇文)
我的事情等等再說
曾經有十幾位網友寄信給我 要我傳授約妹的方法和攻略
那時我連回都沒回信 因為我很忙 忙著發廢文和幹女人
老實說我覺得約砲真的不難,我不是甚麼大帥哥
以前身材很好 現在已成大叔樣。
不過還是約的到 當然這種條件的我 把妹也非像皇帝選後宮佳麗
還是要靠一些嘴砲
這裡不講太多 我只領進門
我認為鄉民們 大都有嘴砲功力 如果你沒有
那你約三小? 幹 魯蛇
但是要讓你發揮嘴砲長才,還是得先讓他加你
就算沒加 至少先讓他再好有申請回你,有回有機會。
所以申請好友的那句話是關鍵
我懶得打太多 但這句話的要素包含甚麼 我整理一下
1. 你的人格特質
2. 你常在哪鬼混
3. 你有點搞笑
然後開始亂槍打鳥 如果有妹的1.2.跟你重複就會回你
有人覺得你這句話很好笑 很靠杯 就會回你
我的那句話 凸顯了我
1. 玩世不恭 2. 我有用ptt 3. 我很靠杯
是哪句話我不想講 怕一堆人學
大概就講這樣 記住kai56十字箴言-- 有回有機會,沒回下一位。
要詳細過陣子吧 如果沒人發心得文 我再來分享
最近幹到機機有點痛..
不知道各位有沒有跟床伴用過一個姿勢 就男方把女生抱起來幹
很耗費體力 我雖然很壯 可是站著幹頗沒感覺
(其實就是站著打手槍...我的左右手還蠻輕的)
再來...我其實很想發洩情緒
最近活著覺得人生有點慢無目標
最近有點懶散
覺得只要不愁吃穿
現在只想整天來發發廢文 發完就去約砲幹幹女人
然後就過了一天 明天起床可能先幹幹女人 再來發篇廢文
多麼逍遙
人生這樣就夠了...
有沒有人也跟我一樣? 人生目標就是玩世不恭?
--
如果我是連勝文
我只想發發廢文,幹幹13。
然後無聊選選市長 打打嘴砲 遊戲人間..
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