我當雷炮了… - 成人話題討論

Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2018-04-11T15:53

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就在被女友榨乾的隔天

妳突然約了我

上次跟妳打砲三年了難道是要慶祝

我知道不去可能會後悔一輩子

那天我到了妳租屋的地方

妳還是一樣的正腿一樣的長

穿著我我愛的短裙

妳在我耳邊說:我沒穿內褲

當我摸到小穴的時候

早就已經泛濫成災了

提起我三分硬的老二 帶上套子插了進去

沒幾下我軟掉了 已經不年輕了

妳又在我耳邊說:

今天安全期可以不戴射進去

試了好幾次還是硬不起來

妳的嘴手都酸了

我很抱歉 妳微笑送了我出去

但我知道不會在有下次了

眼睛酸酸的

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at 2018-10-24T19:35
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By Daph Bay
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祝你被女友放生
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無套偷吃 還硬不起來

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