我用新帳號作弄男友 - 成人話題討論

Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2015-04-18T00:38

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手機排版請見諒,中文不是太好請見諒

最近成了ptt新手,於是突發奇想想要做弄男朋友,一開始先寄站內信給他,很礙媚的扮演
一個女大生,寄信給他問他可不可以交換line,或是微信。果然上勾了,轉到另一個聊天
軟體扮演女大生的我換了一張網路抓的女生美圖,開始和他對話,
哥哥: 我明天沒有打工耶,同學都回家了

哥哥:你看我的照片,你喜歡我嗎?

他回: 我都喜歡阿,但以我這種樣子通常不會有女生主動,除非是詐騙集團,且我怕你見
了我會失望

哥哥,我不是詐騙,只是放假同學不在我很無聊想聊天,且其實我的照片有修過,我有點
胖胖的喔,哥哥你有女朋友嗎

他回:恩恩,沒關係
他回:還是妳想要我帶一點水果酒(可不帶),看妳嘍


(本人當時還用line跟他聊天呢,,且他媽的
到後段他就沒回真實的我了)



後來我生氣了,媽的你竟然要帶酒去網友那,且還忽略我的line,心裡不平衡下

我用女大生的身份說:
哥哥,好的,那麻煩你來台~市~崇~路105號 (我本人真實的我的地址)

他回:幹!……



補照片,本人那麼性感了,最近還漲奶
166,52.皮膚跟白雪公主一樣白,
回頭率大概是80%

http://i.imgur.com/fcuSSBq.jpg

以上純分享,好像沒有西絲點喔??

補個西絲點好了

上上星期的某一天,我讓他射在我的臉上,然後模仿電影那樣把精液拿去又平底鍋油煎,
呵呵,還真的煎出東西呢,然後我把那白白的精液和雞蛋混合夾在白吐司給他當早餐,哈


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All Comments

Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2015-04-20T08:40
這...好白
可是166/52不合理
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2015-04-22T16:42
我明天沒胃口吃早餐了...
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2015-04-25T00:44
爛男人,我不會像他一樣犯賤,請選擇我(揮手!!!
John avatar
By John
at 2015-04-27T08:46
大奶!
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2015-04-29T16:48
.....幹 好噁
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2015-05-02T00:49
這地址也太明顯了!要衝了啊~
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2015-05-04T08:51
在抓圖啊
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2015-05-06T16:53
西濕點好噁
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2015-05-09T00:55
這地址 住台中的都猜得出來吧..
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2015-05-11T08:57
已寄信
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2015-05-13T16:59
給虧嗎?
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2015-05-16T01:01
唬爛文..........
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2015-05-18T09:03
幫我開個門好嗎
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2015-05-20T17:05
是看到然後回頭罵聲幹那種嗎?
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2015-05-23T01:07
這地址好明顯
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2015-05-25T09:08
推回沖率80%
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2015-05-27T17:10
有種來作弄我啊
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2015-05-30T01:12
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2015-06-01T09:14
你等我 我已經在文心路上了
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2015-06-03T17:16
其實妳就是你男朋友吧...
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2015-06-06T01:18
衝了啦?
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2015-06-08T09:20
崇德路XD
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2015-06-10T17:22
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2015-06-13T01:24
這形狀要逼死誰!! 這膚質膚色要逼死誰!!!
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2015-06-15T09:26
我覺得妳整個怪怪的= =.....
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-06-17T17:27
臺中市xDD
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2015-06-20T01:29
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2015-06-22T09:31
白白
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2015-06-24T17:33
不喜歡
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2015-06-27T01:35
地址也太明顯.....
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2015-06-29T09:37
原po你不要裝了,你煎的是男朋友的屍體吧!
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2015-07-01T17:39
台南也猜的出來
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2015-07-04T01:41
會爆
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2015-07-06T09:43
已寄信單挑
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2015-07-08T17:45
脖子是…?
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2015-07-11T01:46
快開門 快送
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2015-07-13T09:48
好白啊你!
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2015-07-15T17:50
我餓了
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2015-07-18T01:52
我現在要去你家了~等我一下
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-07-20T09:54
這地址馬賽克不夠...
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2015-07-22T17:56
要不台中,就是台南,開個台北給他,贏莊家100元
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2015-07-25T01:58
回沖率80%還好…
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-07-27T10:00
民泰機車行. 地址, 高雄市左營區崇德路105號
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2015-07-29T18:02
加我 同id
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2015-08-01T02:04
...
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2015-08-03T10:05
崇德路嘛
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-08-05T18:07
是懷孕了嗎…
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2015-08-08T02:09
這.......怪怪der餒
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2015-08-10T10:11
這是引誘犯罪 你男友沒有主動意圖要約你的小號
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2015-08-12T18:13
這早餐==
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2015-08-15T02:15
這樣還要找外食太扯了
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2015-08-17T10:17
好白
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2015-08-19T18:19
幹我在西屯路等妳
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2015-08-22T02:21
我剛買的宵夜現在吃不下了
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2015-08-24T10:23
這不是在約 甚麼才是在約?
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2015-08-26T18:24
真的嗎?
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2015-08-29T02:26
已寄
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2015-08-31T10:28
台北北投區也有個崇仁路
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2015-09-02T18:30
nice and soft Steam Breads. wanna squeez it
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2015-09-05T02:32
我相信在臺中
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2015-09-07T10:34
看不下去的文字
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-09-09T18:36
有病要看醫生
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-09-12T02:38
這種遊戲沒控制好是會玩出火的,最近身邊才有朋友這樣
玩到出家庭糾分,現在搞到快離婚了
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-09-14T10:40
這乳量
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2015-09-16T18:42
幫你傳達了
http://i.imgur.com/RLRvYxu.jpg
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2015-09-19T02:43
來 我可以~~~
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2015-09-21T10:45
惡心退散
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2015-09-23T18:47
噁+唬
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-09-26T02:49
只剩下硬的功能了!!!!!!!!!!
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2015-09-28T10:51
not bad
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2015-09-30T18:53
這感覺比較像是58kg吧...
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2015-10-03T02:55
你根本拍控制吧幹==
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2015-10-05T10:57
千萬不要測試男人,會悲劇
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2015-10-07T18:59
台中++
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2015-10-10T03:01
還不是不會分
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2015-10-12T11:02
樓主住我隔壁附近??我是137號
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2015-10-14T19:04
衝了 已到三民路
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2015-10-17T03:06
已寄
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2015-10-19T11:08
純推奶圖
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2015-10-21T19:10
出來單挑!
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2015-10-24T03:12
你是不是雙子座的啊 感情經不起考驗的 你以為你0-0喔
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2015-10-25T19:56
剛生完喔 脹奶
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2015-10-28T03:58
月經來前也會漲奶唷樓上
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2015-10-30T12:00
幹 ㄧ定很醜
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2015-11-01T20:02
…幼稚
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2015-11-04T04:04
身材這麼好男友還想讓你綠綠的 害我好奇你的長相....
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2015-11-06T12:06
重點是在褒自己嗎Zz....
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2015-11-08T20:08
我也猜崇德
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2015-11-11T04:10
恭喜你認清男友本性,噓你玩掉自己感情
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2015-11-13T12:12
其實會測試男友的心態可議,除了引誘犯罪外,也是對他
不信任,可以分了
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2015-11-15T20:13
白雪公主我不信 讓我已回頭啊
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2015-11-18T04:15
有病嗎?
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2015-11-20T12:17
單挑啦
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2015-11-22T20:19
選擇我!
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2015-11-25T04:21
絕對不寄-_-
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2015-11-27T12:23
臺南報到
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2015-11-29T20:25
不敢在玩下去對吧 呵呵
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2015-12-02T04:27
我住錸德附近 他再壞壞 我等你站內
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2015-12-04T12:29
.....
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2015-12-06T20:31
奶大了不起阿 老子他媽是正人君子
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2015-12-09T04:32
選我選我
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2015-12-11T12:34
我快到了,記得幫我開門
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2015-12-13T20:36
我不信有80%,不高興就來單挑
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2015-12-16T04:38
比那個媽媽捉弄兒子的好多了
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2015-12-18T12:40
可能角度關係,不然應該是胸大臉普
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2015-12-20T20:42
跟本有事
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2015-12-23T04:44
台南一堆崇__路...
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2015-12-25T12:46
白雪公主?安安,我是白屌王子
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2015-12-27T20:48
幹超白美乳
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2015-12-30T04:50
煎給妳自己吃吧 噁心死
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2016-01-01T12:51
fat fuck
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2016-01-03T20:53
回頭率80% 你是在軍中喔
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2016-01-06T04:55
good job
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2016-01-08T12:57
白痴公主跟七個小矮人
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2016-01-10T20:59
有這種女友幹嘛偷吃
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-01-13T05:01
廢的有剩耶 無聊
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2016-01-15T13:03
抬頭率80% 可以挑戰嗎
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2016-01-17T21:05
一定是醜女 呵
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2016-01-20T05:07
崇德路幾段? 三段福特對面是有家汽旅
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2016-01-22T13:09
zz
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2016-01-24T21:10
偷吃阿~~沒把他甩了?
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2016-01-27T05:12
新店沒空
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2016-01-29T13:14
你雙魚座?
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2016-01-31T21:16
咦,我好像在那邊看過你,路上嗎…
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2016-02-03T05:18
最毒婦人心
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2016-02-05T13:20
為什麼要測試人?有夠無聊,什麼心態啊
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2016-02-07T21:22
女人救世劍
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2016-02-10T05:24
男友也被釣到 你沒對他失去信任也滿強大
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2016-02-12T13:26
西斯點噁到爆
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2016-02-14T21:28
提醒一下,感情不是拿來測試的歐~
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2016-02-17T05:29
胖胖的
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2016-02-19T13:31
無聊
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2016-02-21T21:33
你是在約鄉民單挑目標ww
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2016-02-24T05:35
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2016-02-26T13:37
看來我知道在哪由我出馬
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2016-02-28T21:39
崇明路?崇善路?
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2016-03-02T05:41
不要玩食物
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2016-03-04T13:43
那份早餐未免太營養XD
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2016-03-06T21:45
石更了
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2016-03-09T05:47
無聊
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2016-03-11T13:48
鬼扯
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2016-03-13T21:50
我可以幫妳送宵夜~~
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2016-03-16T05:52
台南很多崇__路 崇學 崇德 崇明
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2016-03-18T13:54
但妳男友很爛 隨便就上鉤 還不分
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2016-03-20T21:56
你男友這樣你還不分 有事嗎
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-03-23T05:58
回沖率80%應該ok
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-03-25T14:00
奶又大又白,硬了
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2016-03-27T22:02
台南??
George avatar
By George
at 2016-03-30T06:04
你男友看來很熟練耶,你確定沒問題?
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2016-04-01T14:06
我在妳家樓下快開門
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2016-04-03T22:07
好正
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2016-04-06T06:09
自以為捉弄 看對話跟行為 你男友不是第一次了 傻傻的
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2016-04-08T14:11
想噓,對不起
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2016-04-10T22:13
我三民路而已,我不會不回你唷...=^.<=
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2016-04-13T06:15
有問題嗎
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2016-04-15T14:17
好惡搞...
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2016-04-17T22:19
好大
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2016-04-20T06:21
無聊當有趣
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2016-04-22T14:23
連廢文都發不好...
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2016-04-24T22:25
比較想噓你,沒事找事
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2016-04-27T06:26
警察叔叔 有人男友不見了
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-04-29T14:28
好白 我可以
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2016-05-01T22:30
在你家樓下了
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2016-05-04T06:32
我祝附近啦
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2016-05-06T14:34
射惹
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2016-05-08T22:36
不要考驗他………
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2016-05-11T06:38
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2016-05-13T14:40
幹 你超噁的 你一次煎好幾億的子孫你知道嗎?
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2016-05-15T22:42
我家附近...
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2016-05-18T06:44
好美
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2016-05-20T14:45
你就是pupu
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2016-05-22T22:47
噓妳無聊 你最愛的男星約你共進晚餐你會不會答應?
何必這樣考驗人性= =

男生會不喜歡女生重訓嗎

Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2015-04-18T00:22
看了這篇文 才發現原來版上也瘋愛蜜腿跟翹臀 不然我們姐妹倆的身材只能往國外發展 如題 我跟姐姐都愛重訓與心肺運動 每週不是飛輪pump就是combat 前不久版上鮮肉四溢時 我姐整個超想po文 無奈她新手權限不夠 妹妹又太害羞不敢幫po 哈哈 姐姐重訓身材比妹妹強 http://i.imgur.com/iil ...

幫男友約3P很怪嗎

Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2015-04-18T00:15
原PO平胸,跟男友交往快兩年,論及婚嫁 忽然覺得以後男友就要看著我的平胸過一輩子, 似乎有點可憐,因此聊了一下這方面的事 鼓勵他在結婚之前要不要去嘗試摸大奶, 結果他似乎滿有興趣的, 說如果我願意的話,安排找人讓他摸好了 雖然我也不是很清楚自己到底能不能接受, 但有種覺得自己平胸自卑想補償的心態, 也許在賭他 ...

惡狼師黏緊緊 從小性侵到大

Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2015-04-17T23:20
http://udn.com/news/story/7317/842694 2015-04-17 02:52:29 聯合報 記者紀文禮、王慧瑛/南投縣報導 南投縣黃姓前國小主任涉嫌性侵一名女學生,從國小四年級起到高中、大學仍不放過,女 學生隱忍十多年,直到男友追問才揭發獸行。法官批黃違反人倫,造成女學生一 ...

理工宅要怎麼約砲?

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By Todd Johnson
at 2015-04-17T22:51
原文43 拎北昨天才發一篇約砲達人沒看齁!! 好吧叫你們幾教 首先理工宅先畢業進去工廠 就像我一樣 我進去齁一堆妹子開始佔位 每天都問我怎樣怎樣 媽的一看就知想約我!! 沒想到前天剛來的越南妹也是 22歲幹 校花級無誤 他昨天請病假 我是代理主管 所以去宿舍看看 一進去他突 ...

理工宅要怎麼約砲?

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By Donna
at 2015-04-17T22:28
兄台 這你就不懂了 約砲之路就跟黃義小說破碎虛空所說的一樣 證道之路千百條 條條皆可入道 有人用好文筆 有人用口才 有人用車馬炮 有人靠嘴砲 有人成熟穩中 有人帥 有人身材好 有人靠他的大(例如 我) 有人靠發文中肯獲得青睞 有些人靠噓而成功 (例如我們景仰的 耀揚哥~~但他不只有噓 他 ...