我是雷砲收集器 - 成人話題討論

By Mary
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匿名一個是不想收信
一個是不希望固砲知道我有在約
固砲對不起。
目前約約試過用Tinder、PTT、Wetouch
批踢踢的壞處就是信件往來不方便還有看不到臉
Wetouch可以用約會直接篩選買可樂,就不用在那邊拐彎抹角聊天聊半天才能約
Tinder約成功次數最多,帥哥很多,還是會有怪怪人啦
有約到身體超合的人了
但是時間很不合
所以我癢癢的時候還是會去跟別人借ㄐㄐ
雷砲一個在Wetouch上約到的
一個在Tinder上約到的
所以簡稱他們為W先生跟T先生
W先生就是軟屌又快槍
中間軟掉兩次我超努力讓他硬起來
結果進去不到十分鐘射了
他的篇幅只配跟他的時間一樣長
對了他完全沒有找藉口
看來他覺得自己表現非常卓越
T先生我就可以抱怨比較久
因為他浪費我比較多時間
他很貼心選我家附近的旅館
只是我還是要走路20分鐘才會到啦...
等他下班已經快11點了
當場去問了房間的價錢兩個小時880塊
有點貴可是我想說AA也才440
而且環境看起來很好就答應了
他說他錢包放在車上要我先付再匯給我
我就拿出我的藍色大鈔先付
進房間之後他去洗澡
我洗好才走過來的就在外面等他
還幫他拿了拖鞋拆好包裝放在浴室門口
覺得自己這麼貼心等一下一定會被稱讚
結果他沒稱讚我
算ㄌ
他出來之後說要播電視當背景
我跟他說我是習慣沒聲音的
但他很堅持我就陪他轉電視
結果在電視這件事上浪費很多時間
我衣服還穿得好好的
靠上去抱他他也沒反應
跟他說我喜歡被脫衣服也還是要轉電視
到底是來打砲還是來看電視的啦老兄
跟他盧一盧終於要脫我衣服了
畫面總算變得情色起來
脫完之後我也很乖自己抱上去
親親他的脖子耳朵跟臉
然後他老兄還是沒反應
過一段時間之後跟我說他硬不起來
他太累了所以硬不起來
自認沒有長得很龍啦,約之前就會把自己照片、身材、禁忌全部告訴對方,還會一直確認
這樣真的可以齁?對方非常肯定之後才會約出來,目前有做過的也都說我很可愛,不是客
套因為之後還有下一次,我想了很久很久覺得應該真的不是我的問題才來發文
年輕人才畢業沒幾年就硬不起來!!!
然後他就開始轉電視
原來真的是來看電視的
我努力讓他有性趣還有各種軟磨硬泡了半個小時
他依舊不為所動
連抱都不肯抱我一下
說要幫他尻尻跟我說他喜歡自己來
然後他也沒把自己尻硬
此時已經快要12點了
我覺得再晚一點就會比較危險
尤其附近還是知名的夜生活區域
只剩一個小時就算真的讓他硬起來也玩不了什麼了
除非他是W先生啦...
所以我就跟他說我想回去了
結果他開始一直問我為什麼要回去
盧我不要回去
我問他說
旁邊有一個讓你下面超癢還不能做的人
覺得很難受想要走很奇怪嗎
他又開始盧我叫我不要走
還叫我看冰雪奇緣2
啊啊啊啊啊就算要看一部電影時間也來不及了好嗎
我最後決定用激將法說再不做我要找別人來做
可能是我表達不好或是男人不能接受這種激將吧
我不知道
只是我認為這個不完全是他不好
他有問我這是激將法嗎
我直接說對,沒錯
但他最後丟下我走了
晚上12點被一個人丟在旅館
他有交通工具的人還不送我回家
後來我在房間哭完剩下那一個小時才找到人來接我
不管原因是什麼我就是被男人嫌棄讓人沒性趣的女人
第一次被說硬不起來我真的很難過
而且T先生後來沒有給我錢
我傳給他帳戶但他就消失了
後來也沒有傳訊息跟我道歉
等了他幾天都沒反應
我就把他封鎖了
如果真的幹不下去
可以在門口拒絕我
如果那個房間很貴不想用
可以在櫃檯跟我說
如果真的硬不起來
可以早點告訴我
我在他身上浪費了三個小時(含前面洗澡梳妝打扮還有後面哭的時間)還有880塊
媽的連他的屌都沒看過
不要求臉不要求身高不要求身材不要求男方付全部錢
我真的以為我已經是個好炮友了
很顯然不是
我讓人硬不起來
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