我是一根陰毛 - 成人話題討論

By Annie
at 2015-03-30T20:35

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我是一根陰毛身高5公分體重0.06克

從主人14歲起我就伴隨在他身邊

我主人的懶叫大概有14公分

雖然不大但是我們卻有許多回憶

主人最英勇的戰役

927屠龍之役那個夜晚

主人不畏艱難舉起他的懶叫在空中滑行出完美弧線後

利落的刺入巨龍的洞洞中跟隨在主人身旁的我和弟兄們

身上被噴濺到了許多巨龍的液體惡臭無比

除此之外

還必須跟巨龍的體毛短兵相接沙場上的交錯使得我們傷痕纍纍

過程很辛酸很痛苦一度萌生放棄念頭的我們

卻受到主人英勇的表現影響士氣大振

那晚過後我們獲勝了贏得很幸苦卻很滿足

如今主人順利找到一個毛毛同樣柔軟的女伴

每一次的交歡主人都很滿足

其實只要主人滿足我們就滿足了

然而事情總沒有那麼順利

剛剛聽說主人的女伴嫌我們太黑太醜想要把我們剃掉......

沒想到守護了一輩子的懶叫卻守護不了我們自己

根紮的再深也紮不進主人的心裡

主人在我們離開你之後要好好照顧自己知道嗎

洗澡完要保持乾燥不要再隨隨便便去冒險

最重要的是永遠讓自己保持雄赳赳氣昂昂的樣子

其實再怎麼說也陪著這根懶叫衝鋒陷陣好幾年

說不會捨不得都是騙人的

只希望主人沒了我們之後還是要快快樂樂的過哦

掰掰主人掰掰你這個熟悉的臭懶叫...

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By Anthony
at 2015-04-01T14:47

毛這麼重要結果你只寫了兩頁紀念他我怒噓

By Regina
at 2015-04-03T09:00

推1樓

By Necoo
at 2015-04-05T03:13

看到標題我就笑了感傷個屁啦春風吹又生不是嗎XDDD

By Necoo
at 2015-04-06T21:25

剃完之後，再長出來的小短毛就會來報仇了

By Queena
at 2015-04-08T15:38

有笑給推啦繼續創作加油

By Jacob
at 2015-04-10T09:50

短毛會刮到襠燒，主人會很爽(啾

By Ethan
at 2015-04-12T04:03

有笑有推XD

By Belly
at 2015-04-13T22:16

XDDDD

By Iris
at 2015-04-15T16:28

XDDDDDD

By Hamiltion
at 2015-04-17T10:41

XDDDDDDD

By Donna
at 2015-04-19T04:54

毛沒那麼重....

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-04-20T23:06

刮了一根我還有千千萬萬的我

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-04-22T17:19

推身上被噴濺到了許多巨龍的液體惡臭無比

By Olivia
at 2015-04-24T11:31

刮掉之後會重生啊~

By Liam
at 2015-04-26T05:44

XDDDDDDDD有笑有推

By Kelly
at 2015-04-27T23:57

有笑有推

By Charlie
at 2015-04-29T18:09

一根毛搞得像畢業生代表致詞

By Wallis
at 2015-05-01T12:22

...

By Daniel
at 2015-05-03T06:35

刮掉又不會全不見，除非用拔的 XD

By Joe
at 2015-05-05T00:47

XDDDDDDD

By Sandy
at 2015-05-06T19:00

看到標題就笑了

By Oscar
at 2015-05-08T13:13

原po超有天分

By Oliver
at 2015-05-10T07:25

有臭到

By Anthony
at 2015-05-12T01:38

有笑推

By Quanna
at 2015-05-13T19:50

毛的洋蔥文

By Hazel
at 2015-05-15T14:03

嗚嗚嗚…毛毛我對不起你們…

By Margaret
at 2015-05-17T08:16

臣毛言: 先屌操妹未伴，而中出崩殂。今三根分叉

By Eden
at 2015-05-19T02:28

你只是會被剪短而已又不是把你燒掉

By Jessica
at 2015-05-20T20:41

你跟鳥人是什麼關係

By Damian
at 2015-05-22T14:54

洋蔥文無誤...

By Olga
at 2015-05-24T09:06

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Victoria
at 2015-05-26T03:19

哈哈哈哈哈

By Charlie
at 2015-05-27T21:32

掰掰你這個熟悉的臭懶叫...

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-05-29T15:44

這啥獵奇的文章......

By Carol
at 2015-05-31T09:57

靠北XDDD

By Vanessa
at 2015-06-02T04:09

By Jack
at 2015-06-03T22:22

哭了馬上輕撫我的陰毛

By Selena
at 2015-06-05T16:35

幹XDDDDDDDDD

By Isabella
at 2015-06-07T10:47

幹哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XD

By Tracy
at 2015-06-09T05:00

靠背喔xDD

By Hazel
at 2015-06-10T23:13

毛毛QQ

By Blanche
at 2015-06-12T17:25

哈哈哈哈哈

By Steve
at 2015-06-14T11:38

根深蒂固

By Thomas
at 2015-06-16T05:50

good

By Lauren
at 2015-06-18T00:03

有笑有推哈哈

By Valerie
at 2015-06-19T18:16

我不會割去你的QAQ

By Aaliyah
at 2015-06-21T12:28

有笑有推xdd

By Susan
at 2015-06-23T06:41

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Jack
at 2015-06-25T00:54

95分

By Annie
at 2015-06-26T19:06

By Tom
at 2015-06-28T13:19

佳作

By Margaret
at 2015-06-30T07:32

有笑有推

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-07-02T01:44

好強XD

By Emma
at 2015-07-03T19:57

洋蔥.... 是洋蔥啊

By Ethan
at 2015-07-05T14:09

等等就會有一篇:我是一根屌

By Blanche
at 2015-07-07T08:22

推最後一句

By Puput
at 2015-07-09T02:35

哈哈哈哈哈超煩的

By Belly
at 2015-07-10T20:47

強者，噢不強毛！

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-07-12T15:00

有笑有推澳懶覺

By Poppy
at 2015-07-14T09:13

XDDDD

By Irma
at 2015-07-16T03:25

很有創意

By Aaliyah
at 2015-07-17T21:38

畢業生致詞是沙小啊

By Ursula
at 2015-07-19T15:51

呵呵

By Poppy
at 2015-07-21T10:03

有笑有推

By Jack
at 2015-07-23T04:16

我是一滴精液

By Hedwig
at 2015-07-24T22:28

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈讚

By Hardy
at 2015-07-26T16:41

感動

By Madame
at 2015-07-28T10:54

會爆

By William
at 2015-07-30T05:06

我對不起我的夥伴...我曾經..Q

By David
at 2015-07-31T23:19

XDDD 謝謝你帶來歡樂

By Poppy
at 2015-08-02T17:32

怎麼可以這麼感人阿

By Ula
at 2015-08-04T11:44

有笑有推

By Freda
at 2015-08-06T05:57

只能推了

By Annie
at 2015-08-08T00:09

居然有人提起鳥人嗚嗚我好想他

By Mason
at 2015-08-09T18:22

大概0.1個猜哥

By Erin
at 2015-08-11T12:35

靠夭啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Yuri
at 2015-08-13T06:47

By Joseph
at 2015-08-15T01:00

笑死

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-08-16T19:13

By Faithe
at 2015-08-18T13:25

By Charlie
at 2015-08-20T07:38

有才XDDD

By Candice
at 2015-08-22T01:51

第一段就笑了XD

By Doris
at 2015-08-23T20:03

你應該有當過一天陰毛對吧

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-08-25T14:16

你陰毛投胎吼XDDDD

By Rosalind
at 2015-08-27T08:28

幹笑到翻過去XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Elizabeth
at 2015-08-29T02:41

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈馬的幹XDDD

By Sarah
at 2015-08-30T20:54

笑死，期待下集

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-09-01T15:06

推啦

By Enid
at 2015-09-03T09:19

幹這個好有梗XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Irma
at 2015-09-05T03:32

有校友推

By Elma
at 2015-09-06T21:44

哈哈哈

By Belly
at 2015-09-08T15:57

毛你不要走，我們還要靠你治國

By Una
at 2015-09-10T10:10

有笑有推

By Anthony
at 2015-09-12T04:22

awesome

By Bennie
at 2015-09-13T22:35

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Bennie
at 2015-09-15T16:47

XDDDDDDDD

By Caitlin
at 2015-09-17T11:00

這三小題材哈哈

By Puput
at 2015-09-19T05:13

幹哈哈哈哈哈，你有梗!!

By Anonymous
at 2015-09-20T23:25

還不是會長回來...哀傷個屁XDDDD

By Mia
at 2015-09-22T17:38

超好笑XDDD

By Charlotte
at 2015-09-24T11:51

幹

By Brianna
at 2015-09-26T06:03

只能推了

By Lauren
at 2015-09-28T00:16

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hedda
at 2015-09-29T18:28

最近剛刮陰毛悲痛噓

By Lauren
at 2015-10-01T12:41

第一句就噴了XDDDDDDDDD

By Zora
at 2015-10-03T06:54

幹XDD

By Madame
at 2015-10-05T01:06

毛毛的

By Delia
at 2015-10-06T19:19

我到底看了什麼.......，天哪

By Ethan
at 2015-10-08T13:32

哈哈哈哈哈

By Emma
at 2015-10-10T07:44

......

By Ethan
at 2015-10-12T01:57

太靠背了哈哈哈

By Olivia
at 2015-10-13T20:10

懶毛的獨白

By Agatha
at 2015-10-15T14:22

看來三四個月不會去刮陰毛了

By Una
at 2015-10-17T08:35

哪裡有毛病啦哈哈哈

By Emily
at 2015-10-19T02:47

毛毛QQ好感傷

By Una
at 2015-10-20T21:00

要哭了

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-10-22T15:13

我難過

By Liam
at 2015-10-24T09:25

有笑有推

By Olive
at 2015-10-26T03:38

XDDDDDDDD

By Kelly
at 2015-10-27T21:51

真有才

By Quintina
at 2015-10-29T16:03

北爛XDDDD

By Steve
at 2015-10-31T10:16

這殺小XDDDDDD

By Isabella
at 2015-11-02T04:29

我到底看了三小...

By Oliver
at 2015-11-03T22:41

簽到

By Aaliyah
at 2015-11-05T16:54

好笑有推

By Kyle
at 2015-11-07T11:06

笑死我了

By Dorothy
at 2015-11-09T05:19

害我鼻子酸酸DER

By Ivy
at 2015-11-10T23:32

futsukayoi: 一根毛搞得像畢業生代表致詞 XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Kama
at 2015-11-12T17:44

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Kristin
at 2015-11-14T11:57

XDDDDDD

By Hazel
at 2015-11-16T06:10

洋蔥文哭了

By Doris
at 2015-11-18T00:22

屠龍英雄回憶錄：最後一根陰毛

By Madame
at 2015-11-19T18:35

感人

By Hazel
at 2015-11-21T12:47

By Lily
at 2015-11-23T07:00

不知道為什麼看了就想起這個http://ppt.cc/BOsO

By Queena
at 2015-11-25T01:13

萬物皆生命的概念XDDDDD

By Dora
at 2015-11-26T19:25

笑了XDD

By Charlotte
at 2015-11-28T13:38

XDDDDD

By Jacky
at 2015-11-30T07:51

………這三小

By Linda
at 2015-12-02T02:03

哈哈我看了什麼啊

By Noah
at 2015-12-03T20:16

哪來的靈感XD

By Linda
at 2015-12-05T14:29

真有才XD

By Rachel
at 2015-12-07T08:41

超靠北XDDDDDD

By Noah
at 2015-12-09T02:54

割掉一根懶毛還有千千萬萬根懶毛，重點，春風吹又生啊！

By Dora
at 2015-12-10T21:06

死屌絲

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-12-12T15:19

哈哈哈哈哈哈笑慘

By Daph Bay
at 2015-12-14T09:32

幹我快笑死XDDDDD

By Quanna
at 2015-12-16T03:44

幹哈哈哈哈陰毛王

By Sandy
at 2015-12-17T21:57

差點笑死

By Franklin
at 2015-12-19T16:10

....

By Isla
at 2015-12-21T10:22

有笑有推XD

By Oliver
at 2015-12-23T04:35

哈哈哈小心主人去雷射讓你永遠不見喔XDDDDD

By Gilbert
at 2015-12-24T22:48

有笑有推

By Edith
at 2015-12-26T17:00

分離悲傷個屁喔XD

By Mary
at 2015-12-28T11:13

最後的戰役

By Emily
at 2015-12-30T05:25

有笑有推XD

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-12-31T23:38

我以為我來到joke耶

By Una
at 2016-01-02T17:51

哈哈哈哈有才有才

By Jack
at 2016-01-04T12:03

幹XDD寫實給推

By Kyle
at 2016-01-06T06:16

嗨

By Una
at 2016-01-08T00:29

推

By Tracy
at 2016-01-09T18:41

= =

By Caitlin
at 2016-01-11T12:54

北爛阿

By Bethany
at 2016-01-13T07:06

By Poppy
at 2016-01-15T01:19

By Donna
at 2016-01-16T19:32

靠腰XD

By Frederica
at 2016-01-18T13:44

太好笑了哈哈哈

By Wallis
at 2016-01-20T07:57

毛毛的

By Tom
at 2016-01-22T02:10

幹 XD

By Liam
at 2016-01-23T20:22

幹，最後是在掰三小XDDDDDDD

By Michael
at 2016-01-25T14:35

茵毛王

By Hedda
at 2016-01-27T08:48

............................................

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-01-29T03:00

好猛哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Carol
at 2016-01-30T21:13

有笑有推！但應該是傷痕累累XD

By Freda
at 2016-02-01T15:25

誒好像不同意思XD我錯惹哈哈

By Robert
at 2016-02-03T09:38

太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDD

By Valerie
at 2016-02-05T03:51

太靠北了這篇XD

By Lydia
at 2016-02-06T22:03

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Dinah
at 2016-02-08T16:16

笑了

By Callum
at 2016-02-10T10:29

.....................

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-02-12T04:41

讚xd

By Susan
at 2016-02-13T22:54

By Damian
at 2016-02-15T17:07

洋蔥…

By Andy
at 2016-02-17T11:19

我笑了

By Gary
at 2016-02-19T05:32

有洋蔥QQ

By Leila
at 2016-02-20T23:44

笑了! 推!!

By Una
at 2016-02-22T17:57

QAQQQQQQQQ

By Damian
at 2016-02-24T12:10

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈超好笑

By Ula
at 2016-02-26T06:22

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Jake
at 2016-02-28T00:35

毛文！

By Kama
at 2016-02-29T18:48

有新意給推哈哈哈
想到我把某人的毛剪掉哈哈哈

By Olga
at 2016-03-02T13:00

哈哈有笑有推

By Daniel
at 2016-03-04T07:13

哈哈哈會刺啊

By Sandy
at 2016-03-06T01:25

推推

By Callum
at 2016-03-07T19:38

有好笑！給推

By Elma
at 2016-03-09T13:51

By Zanna
at 2016-03-11T08:03

XDDD

By Queena
at 2016-03-13T02:16

推

By Queena
at 2016-03-14T20:29

你刮了一個我還有千千萬萬個我！

By Lucy
at 2016-03-16T14:41

原來是洋蔥

By Ina
at 2016-03-18T08:54

擬態

By Anonymous
at 2016-03-20T03:07

有好笑

By Elma
at 2016-03-21T21:19

XDDDDDD

By David
at 2016-03-23T15:32

好有小學生口吻喔！！超北七我喜歡XDD

By Ida
at 2016-03-25T09:44

這一次揮手，恐怕再沒機會問候

By Queena
at 2016-03-27T03:57

不推不行

By Eden
at 2016-03-28T22:10

XDDDDD

By Zenobia
at 2016-03-30T16:22

不要這樣好不好XDD

By Dorothy
at 2016-04-01T10:35

幹我哭了QQ我永遠不會拋棄我毛毛的

By Hamiltion
at 2016-04-03T04:48

By Leila
at 2016-04-04T23:00

超好笑

By Caroline
at 2016-04-06T17:13

哈哈哈這一定要推阿

By Christine
at 2016-04-08T11:26

XDDD

我是一根陰毛 - 成人話題討論

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