我找到改善早洩的方法了 - 成人話題討論

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By Ursula
at 2018-08-10T14:14

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我當兵的時候有個同梯,外號叫做浩南哥。


浩南哥實戰經驗無數,然而入伍後技巧生疏,不論性慾或是戰力都下降了不少。


「教練,救我。」他於是低下高傲的頭顱,向專業人士求救。


教練是我們的另一個室友,入伍前在加拿大當性愛教練。


他擁有一身恐怖絕倫的筋肉,渾身上下都散發著濃濃的賀爾蒙,身上的每一個細胞都彷彿
是為了性愛而存在。


剛開始看到他的名片我還不信,想說哪有這麼豪洨的職業。


直到有次,威利在廁所打手槍,不小心噴到隔壁連的兵,雙方起了口角,下課時間對方烙
了幾個8+9出來嗆單挑。


大家都不想惹事,只好派出體型最魁武的教練跟他們去廁所喬。


「我不會打架,只會打砲。」教練皺眉,無奈地被8+9們拉進廁所。


半小時後,只有教練走了出來,剩下的人全部在廁所裡面被幹到柔腸寸斷。


「拿出龜頭,必有緣由,不是做愛,就是報仇。」教練挺著血淋淋的陰莖,冷冷地扔下一
句話。


是的,教練男女通吃,對他來說這是工作,他一向敬業。


從此以後再也沒有人敢質疑教練的專業。


「你有什麼疑難雜症?」我們去找教練的時候,他正用力地刷著軍靴。


「我最近放假的時候發現,持久度有點下降。」浩南哥握拳。


「想練持久度?很辛苦的。」教練沒有抬頭,專心用鞋刷把鞋油塗開。


「教練,我想打砲。」浩南哥咬牙。


「我也想!」威利躍躍欲試地打著手槍。


「很好。」教練站起身,穿上褲子。


我這才看清楚,原來剛剛教練擦的不是軍靴,是他烏黑油亮的屌。


「首先,褲子脫下來給為師看看。」


浩南哥照辦,威利則是一開始就沒有穿褲子。


「嗯。」教練拖著下巴:「天資很好,前陣子又吃了大補之物,前途不可限量。可惜缺乏
鍛鍊,又使用過度,稍微長歪了些。不打緊,我先幫你修一下包皮。」


「等等,什麼叫做修一下……幹啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!」浩南哥還沒反應過來,就被教練用
食指拇指徒手撕下一小塊包皮。


「這才是最適合性愛的包皮長度。」教練說道,轉頭看向威利。


「我放棄。」威利瞬間軟了,果斷退出訓練。


「庸才!」教練大怒,褲襠倏地彈開,一道黑影掃出,給了威利一記當頭棒喝,把他的下
巴直接敲歪。


「教練對不擠,偶、偶還是打一輩子手槍好了。」下顎脫臼的威力趴在地上,口齒不清地
說道。


「性愛豈是兒戲?」教練搖搖頭:「要是不給你個教訓,只怕旁人無法瞭解這件事的嚴重
性。」


「教、教練饒命……」威利話還沒說完,一道雄渾的白光從教練胯下噴薄而出,罩住了威
利的臉。


濃稠的蛋白質宛若大量的保麗龍膠,把威利的腦袋整個黏在寢室地板。


「浩南,你也想放棄嗎?」教練厲聲質問:「還是你也想嘗嘗為師的醍醐灌頂?」


「嗚嗚嗚嗚。」浩南哥抱著慘遭血光之災的懶葩搖頭哭泣。


「很好。」教練拿出一瓶辣椒水跟一罐綠油精:「男人無法持久的原因不外乎性器官太敏
感,禁不起刺激。想要短時間改善這點原屬不易,為師見你有決心毅力,就用二十分鐘幫
你搞定吧。」


喀喀喀……


教練渾身上下肌肉鼓脹,筋骨劈啪作響。


浩南哥絕望地闔上眼睛。


有鑑於再看下去可能會做惡夢,我先一步離開了寢室。


等浩南哥兩眼空洞地從寢室走出來後,訓練已經結束了。


那禮拜放假他去喝茶,喝到茶葉都破皮了還沒出來,金槍不倒,屹立不搖。



這就是浩南哥成功克服早洩的經過,供你參考。




題外話,後來有次我們去伙房出公差,威利不小心撞倒湯鍋,滾燙的熱湯就這樣灑在浩南
哥的胯下,結果他眼睛眨都沒眨一下,好像根本就失去知覺了。





※ 引述《leo1984 (琉璃幻童)》之銘言:
: 只要在作愛或打手槍的時候
: 陰莖養成習慣,不停的出力
: 敏感度就會降低,不會射了
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All Comments

Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2018-08-15T06:11
未看先推
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2018-08-19T22:08
二師兄的文先推再看
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2018-08-24T14:05
其實浩南哥本名叫奇德
James avatar
By James
at 2018-08-29T06:02
邊笑邊看 要死了
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2018-09-02T21:59
哈哈哈二師兄不推不行
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2018-09-07T13:56
這篇有點失去水準,威利的戲份太少惹
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By Emily
at 2018-09-12T05:53
十推內
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By Franklin
at 2018-09-16T21:50
會笑死
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By Thomas
at 2018-09-21T13:47
這篇還好 XD
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By Rachel
at 2018-09-26T05:44
媽呀!真好笑!
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By Oliver
at 2018-09-30T21:41
先推
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By Erin
at 2018-10-05T13:38
J三小啦 哈哈哈
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By Wallis
at 2018-10-10T05:35
師兄~~
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By Freda
at 2018-10-14T21:32
二師兄~
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By Lily
at 2018-10-19T13:29
看到浩南哥就笑了XD
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By Robert
at 2018-10-24T05:26
又是浩南==
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By Enid
at 2018-10-28T21:23
XDDD
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By Megan
at 2018-11-02T13:20
未看先推
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By Ida
at 2018-11-07T05:17
笑死XDDDDD
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By Agnes
at 2018-11-11T21:14
撕下來
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By Xanthe
at 2018-11-16T13:11
醍醐灌頂
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By Bethany
at 2018-11-21T05:08
有浩南哥有推
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By Mary
at 2018-11-25T21:05
整組直接壞了
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By George
at 2018-11-30T13:02
到底在公三小XDD
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By Anonymous
at 2018-12-05T04:59
0.0
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By Daniel
at 2018-12-09T20:56
乾 擦亮黑黑的屌
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By Sandy
at 2018-12-14T12:53
推推
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By Frederic
at 2018-12-19T04:51
前陣子吃了大補之物XDDDDD
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2018-12-23T20:48
我也要拜師
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By Brianna
at 2018-12-28T12:45
我先推浩南哥
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By Delia
at 2019-01-02T04:42
笑死我,差點在辦公室笑出聲
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By Yuri
at 2019-01-06T20:39
笑死
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By Delia
at 2019-01-11T12:36
二師兄文張必推!
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By Agatha
at 2019-01-16T04:33
好愛看這個ㄛ 推推
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By Sarah
at 2019-01-20T20:30
神串留名
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By David
at 2019-01-25T12:27
三洨啦哈哈哈哈
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By Rachel
at 2019-01-30T04:24
大補之物,居然還承接上集
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By Edwina
at 2019-02-03T20:21
當頭棒喝害我在捷運上大笑
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By Hedwig
at 2019-02-08T12:18
靠背看了推文我才領悟大補之物是什麼
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By Callum
at 2019-02-13T04:15
太好笑了!
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By Selena
at 2019-02-17T20:12
被撕下來了啊啊啊啊
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By Olga
at 2019-02-22T12:09
笑推
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By Isla
at 2019-02-27T04:06
笑翻
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By Susan
at 2019-03-03T20:03
漆黑油亮的黑屌噴出白光...
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By Freda
at 2019-03-08T12:00
威利都不穿褲子的嗎XDDDD
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By Lydia
at 2019-03-13T03:57
教...教練...不要惹不要
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By David
at 2019-03-17T19:54
二師兄推 可是感覺是為了說而說
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By Yedda
at 2019-03-22T11:51
淫了
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By Ophelia
at 2019-03-27T03:48
又是你XDDD
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By Jake
at 2019-03-31T19:45
這篇是三小XS
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By Genevieve
at 2019-04-05T11:42
靠北XDDDDDD
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By Blanche
at 2019-04-10T03:39
笑死哈哈哈哈
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By Dorothy
at 2019-04-14T19:36
太有材了
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By Irma
at 2019-04-19T11:33
擦的不是軍靴XDD
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By Regina
at 2019-04-24T03:30
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By Emma
at 2019-04-28T19:27
這部弱了點 但威力一開始就沒穿還是很智障
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By Anonymous
at 2019-05-03T11:24
太好笑了!
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By Candice
at 2019-05-08T03:22
超ㄎㄧㄤ哈哈哈
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By Dorothy
at 2019-05-12T19:19
故事有九把刀的感覺。
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By Anonymous
at 2019-05-17T11:16
二師兄的腦袋到底裝什麼啦XDDD
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By Andrew
at 2019-05-22T03:13
未看先推
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By Callum
at 2019-05-26T19:10
看到保麗龍膠就笑了
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By David
at 2019-05-31T11:07
幫浩南QQ
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By Hedwig
at 2019-06-05T03:04
原來是傳說中的「手撕包」 開眼界了
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By Rae
at 2019-06-09T19:01
有二師兄就推XDD
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By Poppy
at 2019-06-14T10:58
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By Hedwig
at 2019-06-19T02:55
二師兄優文
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By Ina
at 2019-06-23T18:52
8+9最愛:狼若回頭,必有緣由,不是報恩,就是報仇。 XD
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By Harry
at 2019-06-28T10:49
真的是有病XDDDD
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By Annie
at 2019-07-03T02:46
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By Barb Cronin
at 2019-07-07T18:43
二師兄必推XD
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By Vanessa
at 2019-07-12T10:40
有連貫推
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By Barb Cronin
at 2019-07-17T02:37
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By Selena
at 2019-07-21T18:34
浩南你怎麼沒感覺!
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-07-26T10:31
推 XDDD
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By Margaret
at 2019-07-31T02:28
有才!
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By Ivy
at 2019-08-04T18:25
浩南哥的屌是被抽神經膩?
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By Franklin
at 2019-08-09T10:22
你是九把刀吧XDD
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By Hedwig
at 2019-08-14T02:19
浩南哥懶覺壞掉了吧xddd
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By Yuri
at 2019-08-18T18:16
掏出龜頭
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By Enid
at 2019-08-23T10:13
https://i.imgur.com/8m4xakP.jpg
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By Faithe
at 2019-08-28T02:10
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By Rachel
at 2019-09-01T18:07
圖支援一下 https://i.imgur.com/sIx50Fb.jpg
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By Eartha
at 2019-09-06T10:04
看1/3就先去看ID 果然是二師兄
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By Catherine
at 2019-09-11T02:01
幹 哈哈哈哈哈
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By Christine
at 2019-09-15T17:58
...................
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By Blanche
at 2019-09-20T09:55
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By Wallis
at 2019-09-25T01:53
有才華XD
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By Genevieve
at 2019-09-29T17:50
幹看到當兵就知道是你,被制約了
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By Ida
at 2019-10-04T09:47
有你的.....
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-10-09T01:44
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By Charlie
at 2019-10-13T17:41
哈哈哈哈哈笑死啦
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-10-18T09:38
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By Delia
at 2019-10-23T01:35
笑屎
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By Delia
at 2019-10-27T17:32
二師兄很喜歡再下午發文耶 每次都是這時候就看到XD
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By Freda
at 2019-11-01T09:29
唬爛王
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By Jacky
at 2019-11-06T01:26
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By Linda
at 2019-11-10T17:23
浩男做愛還會爽嗎…
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By Mary
at 2019-11-15T09:20
三洨
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By Eartha
at 2019-11-20T01:17
教練 太神啦
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By Hamiltion
at 2019-11-24T17:14
大補之物...
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By Rachel
at 2019-11-29T09:11
快推!
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By Vanessa
at 2019-12-04T01:08
又是你!
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By Valerie
at 2019-12-08T17:05
XD
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By Oscar
at 2019-12-13T09:02
......
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By Wallis
at 2019-12-18T00:59
可以出書了,我會買
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By Harry
at 2019-12-22T16:56
沒有甲
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By Rosalind
at 2019-12-27T08:53
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By Michael
at 2020-01-01T00:50
這是科幻武俠系列嗎XDDD
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By Hedy
at 2020-01-05T16:47
有笑有推
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By Barb Cronin
at 2020-01-10T08:44
二師兄轉移跑道了
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By Yedda
at 2020-01-15T00:41
未看先推浩南哥!
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By Doris
at 2020-01-19T16:38
笑死XDDDDDDDD
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By Rae
at 2020-01-24T08:35
上班憋笑到快抽筋
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By Susan
at 2020-01-29T00:32
啊哈哈哈哈哈烏漆亮黑屌
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By Rae
at 2020-02-02T16:29
靠腰,笑到美丁美當XDDDDDDD上班中被你害死了啦
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By Jack
at 2020-02-07T08:26
這教練根本是被咬到屌的蜘蛛人吧
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By Margaret
at 2020-02-12T00:24
XDDDDDDD
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By David
at 2020-02-16T16:21
幹 我到底在看三小啊
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By Blanche
at 2020-02-21T08:18
XD
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By Caitlin
at 2020-02-26T00:15
大補之物XDDDDDDDDDD
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By Bethany
at 2020-03-01T16:12
真的很會寫,厲害
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By Hedda
at 2020-03-06T08:09
優質
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By Heather
at 2020-03-11T00:06
笑到噴淚
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By Anonymous
at 2020-03-15T16:03
.....
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By Delia
at 2020-03-20T08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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By Megan
at 2020-03-24T23:57
殺小哈哈哈
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By Necoo
at 2020-03-29T15:54
我很認真點進來的 = =
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By Rebecca
at 2020-04-03T07:51
二師兄U文必推
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By Tracy
at 2020-04-07T23:48
我看這種都受不了 https://bit.ly/2MzTNYI
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By Gilbert
at 2020-04-12T15:45
哈哈哈哈 有才
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By Delia
at 2020-04-17T07:42
感覺很痛...
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By Kyle
at 2020-04-21T23:39
哈哈哈哈哈
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By Hamiltion
at 2020-04-26T15:36
二師兄必推
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By Carolina Franco
at 2020-05-01T07:33
笑死
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By Belly
at 2020-05-05T23:30
好笑。眼淚都快笑出來了。綠油精⊙_⊙
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By Susan
at 2020-05-10T15:27
笑死 每次都是浩南遇害www
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at 2020-05-15T07:24
XD
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By Quintina
at 2020-05-19T23:21
這文筆可以
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at 2020-05-24T15:18
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at 2020-05-29T07:15
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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By Quintina
at 2020-06-02T23:12
太虎爛了……徒手撕包皮對方沒有痛在地上打滾失敗
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By Hedda
at 2020-06-07T15:09
笑死 沒有知覺
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By Gary
at 2020-06-12T07:06
推推推
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By Kristin
at 2020-06-16T23:03
擦鞋油那邊笑死
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By Tracy
at 2020-06-21T15:00
二師兄!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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By Hazel
at 2020-06-26T06:57
三小啦
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By Ophelia
at 2020-06-30T22:55
包皮最好那麼好撕
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By Oliver
at 2020-07-05T14:52
讚!人才!
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By Doris
at 2020-07-10T06:49
XDD
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at 2020-07-14T22:46
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at 2020-07-19T14:43
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By Linda
at 2020-07-24T06:40
笑死
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at 2020-07-28T22:37
幹我真的快笑死了
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By Ula
at 2020-08-02T14:34
。U 質
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By Andy
at 2020-08-07T06:31
浩南哥又來
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By Selena
at 2020-08-11T22:28
鞋油笑死
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By Michael
at 2020-08-16T14:25
又是你
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By Anonymous
at 2020-08-21T06:22
浪費天賦
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By Noah
at 2020-08-25T22:19
好笑XD
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By Daph Bay
at 2020-08-30T14:16
二師兄真的是鬼才
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By David
at 2020-09-04T06:13
笑XD
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By Eden
at 2020-09-08T22:10
根本整組壞掉啦啊啊啊啊啊!!
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By Joseph
at 2020-09-13T14:07
刀大換帳號喔?
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By Zanna
at 2020-09-18T06:04
XDDDD
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By Ingrid
at 2020-09-22T22:01
看到浩南哥就笑死哈哈哈哈哈
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By Anthony
at 2020-09-27T13:58
推二師兄
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By Lily
at 2020-10-02T05:55
哈哈哈
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at 2020-10-06T21:52
二師兄必推
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By Jacky
at 2020-10-11T13:49
推二師兄
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2020-10-16T05:46
好文
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2020-10-20T21:43
師兄先推
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-10-25T13:40
快笑死
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2020-10-30T05:37
胯下壞死了吧
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2020-11-03T21:34
笑死
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2020-11-08T13:31
二師兄拯救西斯版!!!
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2020-11-13T05:28
大補之物!
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2020-11-17T21:26
有笑給推XDDDD
George avatar
By George
at 2020-11-22T13:23
XDDDDDD
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2020-11-27T05:20
請問主角有穿褲子嗎?
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2020-12-01T21:17
有金庸的味道
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2020-12-06T13:14
太有戲啦XDDDD
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2020-12-11T05:11
這篇啥小?
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2020-12-15T21:08
推二師兄
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2020-12-20T13:05
浩南哥的懶覺根本壞掉了啊XDDDD
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2020-12-25T05:02
二師兄轉戰西斯板推推
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2020-12-29T20:59
XDDD
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2021-01-03T12:56
XDDD
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2021-01-08T04:53
浩男都一定搭配8+9
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2021-01-12T20:50
浩南哥真是多災多難
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2021-01-17T12:47
又是你...
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2021-01-22T04:44
幹你娘 一本正經說幹話
XDD
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2021-01-26T20:41
好文推
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2021-01-31T12:38
還有前後劇情XDDD
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2021-02-05T04:35
你真的很棒
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2021-02-09T20:32
「拿出龜頭,必有緣由,不是做愛,就是報仇。」
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2021-02-14T12:29
西斯清流不推不行
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2021-02-19T04:26
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2021-02-23T20:23
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2021-02-28T12:20
黑亮塑膠懶XD
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2021-03-05T04:17
綠油精業配?
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2021-03-09T20:14
二師兄XDDD
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2021-03-14T12:11
XD
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2021-03-19T04:08
亂七八糟 給推
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2021-03-23T20:05
上版標了XDDD
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2021-03-28T12:02
推露出必有緣由
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2021-04-02T03:59
幹拎老司超級好笑
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2021-04-06T19:57
太屌了 推推
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2021-04-11T11:54
九根屌
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2021-04-16T03:51
幹近期最強寫手
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2021-04-20T19:48
哈哈好笑!!!
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2021-04-25T11:45
又是你
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2021-04-30T03:42
上版標來朝聖XDD
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2021-05-04T19:39
笑死
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2021-05-09T11:36
唬爛版神人來了 哈
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2021-05-14T03:33
二師兄!!!
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2021-05-18T19:30
教練我想打砲
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2021-05-23T11:27
David avatar
By David
at 2021-05-28T03:24
笑死
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2021-06-01T19:21
XDDDD
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2021-06-06T11:18
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2021-06-11T03:15
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2021-06-15T19:12
幹二師兄真的很好笑XD
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2021-06-20T11:09
笑死
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2021-06-25T03:06
真靠北
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2021-06-29T19:03
說真的你要不要出書
George avatar
By George
at 2021-07-04T11:00
推 好笑
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2021-07-09T02:57
推拉
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2021-07-13T18:54
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2021-07-18T10:51
烏黑油亮的屌直接大笑XDDDD
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2021-07-23T02:48
真的笑死XD
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2021-07-27T18:45
靠北哈哈哈哈哈
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2021-08-01T10:42
二師兄有出書啊 原本救唬版的貪杯客
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2021-08-06T02:39
紅的明顯,以前的文也應該要m
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2021-08-10T18:36
XDDDD 謝謝你替大家帶來歡笑 ^^
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2021-08-15T10:33
大補之物XD
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2021-08-20T02:30
被燙到都無感了.....還會有樂趣嗎(抖
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2021-08-24T18:28
二師兄品質保證
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2021-08-29T10:25
醍醐灌頂
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2021-09-03T02:22
好可怕!!!
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2021-09-07T18:19
大補之物.........
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2021-09-12T10:16
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2021-09-17T02:13
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2021-09-21T18:10
教練寫的有像獨孤求敗
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2021-09-26T10:07
三小XD
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2021-10-01T02:04
撕包皮跟撕包裝紙一樣 厲害
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2021-10-05T18:01
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2021-10-10T09:58
失去知覺XD
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2021-10-15T01:55
這篇不知道轉去軍旅版合不合規定XDD
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2021-10-19T17:52
靠北 我真的笑死
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2021-10-24T09:49
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2021-10-29T01:46
push
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2021-11-02T17:43
哈哈哈哈哈哈
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2021-11-07T09:40
開頭看到浩南哥就笑了哈哈
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2021-11-12T01:37
超好笑 XD
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2021-11-16T17:34
哈哈哈
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2021-11-21T09:31
大推二師兄
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2021-11-26T01:28
笑死了推推
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2021-11-30T17:25
不管這傢伙嗑了什麼都給我來一點XD
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2021-12-05T09:22
有笑有推 XDDDDDD
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2021-12-10T01:19
哈哈
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2021-12-14T17:16
笑死 推
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2021-12-19T09:13
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2021-12-24T01:10
太神了
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2021-12-28T17:07
笑到在山手線上珂珂作響、被瞪了
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2022-01-02T09:04
二師兄這是要轉戰西斯版了嗎?
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2022-01-07T01:01
有浩然有推
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2022-01-11T16:59
哈哈哈哈
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2022-01-16T08:56
靠杯喔徒手撕包皮想到分屍專家喬尼
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2022-01-21T00:53
K大的圖每次都畫龍點睛
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2022-01-17T02:06
大推
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2022-01-21T18:03
哈哈哈~笑屎了
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2022-01-17T02:06
◤哈哈哈 好好笑
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2022-01-21T18:03
推推推
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2022-01-17T02:06
笑死
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2022-01-21T18:03
Good
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2022-01-17T02:06
push
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2022-01-21T18:03
看到浩南哥先笑死
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2022-01-17T02:06
三小啦笑死
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2022-01-21T18:03
ps是三小啦XDDDDD
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2022-01-17T02:06
幽默~~~~~XDDDD
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2022-01-21T18:03
感覺好痛

安全的約炮

Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2018-08-08T21:58
不管你是洨弟還是洨妹 約炮就是安全最重要啦 不管你要在ptt約,jd約,還是其他一堆app約 記得去玩耍之前一定要記得5點 1.一定要帶套 要帶也要戴啦! 保護自己也保護他人 你沒生病,不代表對方也沒病啊 不管是申裝ADSL還是得菜花 不要到時候爽一時 痛苦一世 2.拒絕錄影拍照 千萬毋湯喔 尤其露臉是 ...

jd約炮心得

Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2018-08-08T20:46
JD? 要說上面能遇到好咖,我還真的不太相信。 要說為什麼,我連放露臉照片都會有一大堆男的想約我出去阿。 (就是上一篇文章的那張照片的露臉版)...... 拜託老娘還沒去整形根本臉就是男人RRRRR。 我都懷疑上面是不是很多gay..... 我覺得根本那邊只要看到是女性使用者就失去分辨能力的人太多了。 ...

餘溫

Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2018-08-08T16:09
坐在對面的她,留著以往的及胸長髮, 微微的自然捲,撩起頭髮時露出瑩白的頸段。 白色的連身洋裝,貼著身體的曲線到膝蓋, 不曉得是不是刻意的,領子鈕扣還少扣了兩三顆, 於是當她彎下身時, 春光乍現的前襟讓他情不自禁的勃起。 胸罩的款式變了,默默在心裡想著。 寶藍色的布料配著滾邊的細蕾絲, 雪白的乳房被高高托起, ...

插著睡覺

Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2018-08-08T11:19
小弟平常都喜歡試些有的沒的 運氣不錯的是女友也通常都滿願意配合的 最近在嘗試著插入但是不做然後睡覺 於是我們睡前有時候都會嘗試看看 我們平常睡覺的姿勢是 兩個人一起側著睡然後我抱著她 於是我就從側邊進入 無奈 即時現在做愛早就都是無套了 但是無套的刺激還是太強 常常剛開始還會真的在睡 過沒多久 ...

安全的約炮

Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2018-08-08T09:39
昨天跟某女性朋友聊天, 約炮不外乎就是: 1-爽。 2-安全。 我大概喊了半天說想約炮, 但真的機會來了,卻踏不出第一步才發現 約真的需要勇氣來面對流言蜚語 只要你一個胸部肯定  我的炮就有意義。 我知道現在速食約炮非常盛行, 看對眼就比誰對方先受不了對方魔性的撩法。 但想問問板上大大, 如果真的要約 ...