我好像被一個五歲的小女孩 給那個了 - 成人話題討論

Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2015-07-30T13:34

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上禮拜 去我朋友開的修車廠 保養車

到了修車場
我跟我老婆還有朋友的老婆
在辦公室裡聊天 他女兒在看電視

我開門推了張有輪子的辦公椅
出來外面跟我朋友聊天

我朋友在檢查車子 我就座在椅子上
在那滑過來 又滑過去 跟我朋友邊聊天

這時候他女兒 打開了門
看我在那滑來滑去 很好玩的樣子

走了過來

爬上了我的大腿 兩隻腳直接跨在
我的左大腿上 然後手抱著我

我繼續滑了幾次 覺得好熱 叫她下來
她不下來


結果
ㄛ....................



她在兔我耶
!!!!!!!!!!!!

靠北啊!!!她在兔我阿
還一直一直一直再兔我大腿XD

很明顯 用她的會陰跟恥骨
一直兔 一直兔 一直兔
一直磨 一直磨 一直磨

這時他爸爸也發現了
用著一種很糟糕+莫名其妙的眼神
看著我 再看他女兒 又看著我

然後繼續 用車子

就這樣我的大腿被他女兒
蹂躪了一分多鐘
小妹妹心滿意足
走回辦公室繼續看電視

沒多久
車子用好了 也傍晚了

開著車回家

望著窗外的夕陽

.............................


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All Comments

Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2015-08-03T18:15
幹 你有病
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2015-08-07T22:55
就是這個人
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2015-08-12T03:35
蘿莉控嗎
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2015-08-16T08:15
…………我是受害者耶
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2015-08-20T12:55
警察屬叔!!!!就是他!!!
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2015-08-24T17:35
他只是在模仿昨晚看到的爸爸和媽媽
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2015-08-28T22:15
兔XD
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2015-09-02T02:55
「我是受害者」XDDDDD
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2015-09-06T07:35
抓走他!
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-09-10T12:15
警察先生呢
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2015-09-14T16:55
警察! 就是他!!
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2015-09-18T21:35
你看 她在兔
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2015-09-23T02:15
對啊!啊不然座捷運你抱著一個女生一直兔他大腿 不被
扭送警局才怪
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2015-09-27T06:55
警察先生,昨天就是他!
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2015-10-01T11:35
被兔免錢的
David avatar
By David
at 2015-10-05T16:15
⊂((〃’⊥’〃))⊃
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2015-10-09T20:55
哈哈哈
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2015-10-14T01:35
..
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-10-18T06:15
她兔你,你不會兔回去喔?
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2015-10-22T10:55
幹...羨慕
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2015-10-26T15:36
幹...已報警
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2015-10-30T20:16
你一定很開心
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2015-11-04T00:56
他在動
Una avatar
By Una
at 2015-11-08T05:36
嘖 爸爸好尷尬XD
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2015-11-12T10:16
護家盟勒?幹好噁!小妹妹你也要!!
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2015-11-16T14:56
警察先生 對 就是他
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2015-11-20T19:36
沒錯警察先生就是他
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2015-11-25T00:16
你要是射了更噁
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2015-11-29T04:56
胯下癢也不能借磨逆~~~Q////Q
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2015-12-03T09:36
爸爸:可惡,沒有機會拿20萬(瞪
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2015-12-07T14:16
喂 喂 警察先生我要報案
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2015-12-11T18:56
你射了?
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2015-12-15T23:36
她是學誰的?
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2015-12-20T04:16
有病就要看醫生
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2015-12-24T08:56
請不要這樣
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2015-12-28T13:36
宅男悲歌...健保卡還能用嗎快去刷
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2016-01-01T18:16
你不會兔回去?
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2016-01-05T22:56
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2016-01-10T03:36
射你的頭啦=___=除了很尷尬沒有任何感覺
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2016-01-14T08:16
濕了嗎?
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2016-01-18T12:57
沒掏出來嗎?
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2016-01-22T17:37
警察先生 就是那個人
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2016-01-26T22:17
才5歲耶 你真的有夠變態的...
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2016-01-31T02:57
已報警
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2016-02-04T07:37
褲濕拉
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2016-02-08T12:17
我看到標題還沒進來前就先報警了
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2016-02-12T16:57
這種事情真的不能開玩笑!!!!!!
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2016-02-16T21:37
蟯蟲癢了吧
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2016-02-21T02:17
拍拍,被上的反而要被逮捕XDDD
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2016-02-25T06:57
下流 快去報警
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2016-02-29T11:37
逼逼,跟我回警局!
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2016-03-04T16:17
....把他拿開來不就好了 ㄒ一ㄒ
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2016-03-08T20:57
警察叔叔 就是這個人!
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2016-03-13T01:37
警察叔叔就是他!
James avatar
By James
at 2016-03-17T06:17
警察叔叔!就是這個變態!
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2016-03-21T10:57
你勃起的褲襠被她爸看到了嗎?
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2016-03-25T15:37
警察叔叔就是這個人!
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2016-03-29T20:17
覺得原po可憐= = 什麼也沒做也要被罵
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2016-04-03T00:57
我剛剛報警了
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2016-04-07T05:37
警察就這變態抓走
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2016-04-11T10:18
老實說 你回家後是不是回想著畫面然後...
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2016-04-15T14:58
警察叔叔快抓走這個變態!!!
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2016-04-19T19:38
我不知道是我太久沒來西斯版還是孤陋寡聞,「兔」是個
怎麼樣的概念啊?
不過我還是先報警好了,雖然原PO什麼都沒做
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2016-04-24T00:18
http://i.imgur.com/aWPEcSW.jpg
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2016-04-28T04:58
就是他阿
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2016-05-02T09:38
報警啊 ,你以為小朋友沒事會自己學會這個?
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2016-05-06T14:18
性器期
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2016-05-10T18:58
就是他!
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2016-05-14T23:38
你回家有想著嚕?
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2016-05-19T04:18
磨合期
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2016-05-23T08:58
推小妹妹
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-05-27T13:38
223.136.1.16 警察先生,就是這位
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2016-05-31T18:18
孫道存都娶朋友的女兒了ww沒關係1x年後有機會
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2016-06-04T22:58
笑了
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2016-06-09T03:38
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-06-13T08:18
你的車有正常嗎 煞車有沒有作用
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2016-06-17T12:58
不錯哦~
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2016-06-21T17:38
作夢嗎
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2016-06-25T22:18
很好笑!
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2016-06-30T02:58
兔XDDDDDD
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2016-07-04T07:39
前因後果我了解了,不過為了社會和諧,先預防性雞鴨99年
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2016-07-08T12:19
小朋友也沒感覺啊別擔心啦
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2016-07-12T16:59
噁心 我呸 五歲你也吃得下?
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2016-07-16T21:39
告她性騷擾阿
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-07-21T02:19
我要報警了 哪一間
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2016-07-25T06:59
兔是啥
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-07-29T11:39
還 蠻 屌 的 屌 爆 了
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2016-08-02T16:19
小朋友很正常啦,我看過3歲外甥和6歲外甥女在老漢推車,還
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2016-08-06T20:59
哩金變態
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2016-08-11T01:39
警察就是他
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2016-08-15T06:19
好內褲都還穿著,趕快叫他們媽媽處(ㄒㄧㄡ)理
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2016-08-19T10:59
你可以把她抱開吧!還是要預防性羈押才行!
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-08-23T15:39
已報警
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2016-08-27T20:19
醒醒吧!其實她是條母狗...
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2016-09-01T00:59
煞車線多注意
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2016-09-05T05:39
逼逼逼~警察喔~~~
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2016-09-09T10:19
警察叔叔 就是他 對 他
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2016-09-13T14:59
喂,警察先生嗎
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2016-09-17T19:39
嗶嗶嗶警察先生
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-09-22T00:19
唯 警察嗎 就是他!!!
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2016-09-26T05:00
真的很胎歌~
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2016-09-30T09:40
小女孩真的會......
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2016-10-04T14:20
金變態
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2016-10-08T19:00
警察 先生 ,就是他
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2016-10-12T23:40
人帥真好
William avatar
By William
at 2016-10-17T04:20
這真糟糕。你確定車子煞車還有效嗎?
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2016-10-21T09:00
蘿莉控嫉妒噓
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2016-10-25T13:40
太好笑了XD
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2016-10-29T18:20
一定是叔叔你按了某個不該按的開關
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2016-11-02T23:00
你in了對吧 已報警
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2016-11-07T03:40
她是在滑三輪車而已
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-11-11T08:20
晚上看到媽媽學的?!
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2016-11-15T13:00
爸爸:再教育
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2016-11-19T17:40
受害者XD
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2016-11-23T22:20
你這褻瀆蘿莉的畜牲...死來吧!
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2016-11-28T03:00
哩金變態
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2016-12-02T07:40
警察先生 就是他!!!
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2016-12-06T12:20
幹XDDD
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2016-12-10T17:00
警察先生 這裡這裡223.136.1.16
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2016-12-14T21:40
你準備好十五年養成計畫了對嗎
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2016-12-19T02:21
小孩本來就會這樣,3-6歲是性器期,適時教育就好

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