我女友說要隨便我玩 - 成人話題討論

By Liam
at 2009-02-23T22:27

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要玩當然就要玩點平常玩不到的阿!!!

來

看我來推薦

叫你女朋友先穿過膝黑長襪然後去跑操場1小時

跑完之後滿身香汗二話不說脫掉鞋子開始猛舔腳丫丫先吃前菜

把腳上的菁華通通都吃進肚裡

冰U 順拉!!!

腳舔完之後當然就輪到主菜胳肢窩了

跑步完之後的胳肢窩一打開滿滿都是美味怎能浪費

行家都知道在舔腋下之前目光必須先注視腋下一至兩秒面露微笑以示感謝

再來就是「觀其色」了看看腋下汗珠排列的形狀表皮是否粗操長毛

顏色是否呈現暗紅色

如果是暗紅色的代表過期啦!!! 就不要吃了切記! 要不然會拉肚子

看完之後「聞其香」切記勿直接把鼻子貼上去聞破壞腋下的美味

用手搧一搧把味道引至鼻內即可

接下來方可「品其味」

這時候就不要客氣啦用舌頭先輕輕把腋下刷過一遍

把自己的唾液和腋下的汗巧妙結合在一起調和成sauce

用嘴巴用力的把精華都吃進去

喔!!! 好吃到翻白眼....

點心就把女朋友的黑襪脫掉塞到自己嘴巴裡把殘餘的價值發揮到極致

我只能說

你要是能吃到整道菜

你是全世界最幸運的人

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我不是變態只是色了點

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By Caitlin
at 2009-02-25T07:13

不蘇胡

By Heather
at 2009-02-26T15:58

你會有朋友嗎?

By Lily
at 2009-02-28T00:44

對不起,我剛吃飽

By Ursula
at 2009-03-01T09:29

金胎歌

By Ida
at 2009-03-02T18:14

內文與簽名檔不符

By Andrew
at 2009-03-04T03:00

噁

By Necoo
at 2009-03-05T11:45

太噁了!!!

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2009-03-06T20:31

By Emily
at 2009-03-08T05:16

樓下幫噓一下

By Ida
at 2009-03-09T14:01

好吧

By Leila
at 2009-03-10T22:47

嗯

By Kama
at 2009-03-12T07:32

我要吐了

By Zenobia
at 2009-03-13T16:18

保安!!保安!!

By Ingrid
at 2009-03-15T01:03

金變態

By Connor
at 2009-03-16T09:49

...

By Tristan Cohan
at 2009-03-17T18:34

orz

By Elvira
at 2009-03-19T03:19

你不只是色!還很變態

By Hardy
at 2009-03-20T12:05

腋魔俠?

By Edwina
at 2009-03-21T20:50

有笑有推~ 冰U~順啦 XDD

By Agatha
at 2009-03-23T05:36

冰U~順啦

By William
at 2009-03-24T14:21

推 XDDDDDDDDD

By Wallis
at 2009-03-25T23:06

...

By Elma
at 2009-03-27T07:52

By Erin
at 2009-03-28T16:37

R.I.P

By Wallis
at 2009-03-30T01:23

板主動作真快 XD

By Liam
at 2009-03-31T10:08

好噁...

By Audriana
at 2009-04-01T18:54

哈哈哈

By Charlie
at 2009-04-03T03:39

剩光

By Charlie
at 2009-04-04T12:24

冰U~順啦我笑到不行~~

By Thomas
at 2009-04-05T21:10

怎不叫她比清晨第一泡給你

By Quanna
at 2009-04-07T05:55

其實我覺得這篇還蠻幽默的

By Wallis
at 2009-04-08T14:41

有笑有推

By Quintina
at 2009-04-09T23:26

我是覺得有噁到 orz

By Kama
at 2009-04-11T08:11

可以正常一點嗎? 幹

By Kumar
at 2009-04-12T16:57

媽的有笑有推

By Joseph
at 2009-04-14T01:42

請給我圖

By Ivy
at 2009-04-15T10:28

冰U~順啦

By Mia
at 2009-04-16T19:13

冰U~順啦看到這句我狂笑了.......

By Andrew
at 2009-04-18T03:59

這種好文一定要推!

By Olive
at 2009-04-19T12:44

腋魔俠?

By Thomas
at 2009-04-20T21:29

媽的　冰U 順拉!!!　　XDDDDDDD　我好弱啊哈哈

By Jack
at 2009-04-22T06:15

這個好好笑

By Hedwig
at 2009-04-23T15:00

吃完隔天就分手了吧…

By Rachel
at 2009-04-24T23:46

閱

By Selena
at 2009-04-26T08:31

肚子好痛XD

By Jacob
at 2009-04-27T17:16

幹這個有北藍道 XD

By Daniel
at 2009-04-29T02:02

臭腳控

By William
at 2009-04-30T10:47

零分太噁心了

By Oscar
at 2009-05-01T19:33

冰U 順拉!!!幹XDD 雖然噁心我還是笑了XDDDDD

By Joe
at 2009-05-03T04:18

媽的　冰U 順拉!!!

By Belly
at 2009-05-04T13:04

是要刪嗎我覺得這篇很棒阿...

By Andy
at 2009-05-05T21:49

開心了嗎

By George
at 2009-05-07T06:34

好噁心= =

By Sierra Rose
at 2009-05-08T15:20

噁心死了

By Victoria
at 2009-05-10T00:05

冰U 順拉!!!←這啥意思?

By Blanche
at 2009-05-11T08:51

朋友順啦 by 伍佰

By Cara
at 2009-05-12T17:36

頗好笑的阿

By Catherine
at 2009-05-14T02:21

還蠻好笑的啊XDDDDD

By Carol
at 2009-05-15T11:07

冰U 順啦！！！

By Rosalind
at 2009-05-16T19:52

聞了就翻白眼了，不用吃吧?

By Hedy
at 2009-05-18T04:38

腋魔俠????

By Zenobia
at 2009-05-19T13:23

哩金變態

By Iris
at 2009-05-20T22:09

哩金胎哥

By Michael
at 2009-05-22T06:54

雖然很噁心不過我有笑給你推

By Daph Bay
at 2009-05-23T15:39

有胎割稻

By Hardy
at 2009-05-25T00:25

你不是色，只是變態了點...

By Hedy
at 2009-05-26T09:10

媽的又想吐又想笑給個推

By Ethan
at 2009-05-27T17:56

幹好聞!

By Sarah
at 2009-05-29T02:41

腋魔俠XD

By Hazel
at 2009-05-30T11:26

我要吐了XDDDD

By Linda
at 2009-05-31T20:12

這篇太靠背了 XDD

By Elizabeth
at 2009-06-02T04:57

我要吐了..

By Ingrid
at 2009-06-03T13:43

太嘔爛= ="

By Emma
at 2009-06-04T22:28

我要吐了

By Elizabeth
at 2009-06-06T07:14

不得不推一下...我被冰U 順拉搞噴了

By Carolina Franco
at 2009-06-07T15:59

不酥胡

By Bethany
at 2009-06-09T00:44

腋魔俠要重出江湖了嗎

By Connor
at 2009-06-10T09:30

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By William
at 2009-06-11T18:15

超好笑XD

By Rosalind
at 2009-06-13T03:01

這種鬼東西既然有人給推...

By Christine
at 2009-06-14T11:46

我笑了但還是要噓

By Megan
at 2009-06-15T20:31

這是M嗎？版主賣修害~

By Ingrid
at 2009-06-17T05:17

= = 我射了

By Candice
at 2009-06-18T14:02

我勒....被版主的M騙進來啦....@@

By Selena
at 2009-06-19T22:48

冰U~順啦!!!!

By James
at 2009-06-21T07:33

SHIT...吃早餐中....

By Barb Cronin
at 2009-06-22T16:19

好好笑

By Ina
at 2009-06-24T01:04

基八毛 = = 我剛吃完早餐

By Dorothy
at 2009-06-25T09:49

好好笑喔!! 給個推

By Oliver
at 2009-06-26T18:35

By Quanna
at 2009-06-28T03:20

逆轉了=.=

By Enid
at 2009-06-29T12:06

扮~關~二~哥

By Valerie
at 2009-06-30T20:51

非常不蘇胡~

By Quanna
at 2009-07-02T05:36

幹笑到爆

By Hardy
at 2009-07-03T14:22

想必你一定常這樣做

By Doris
at 2009-07-04T23:07

你贏了~!

By Susan
at 2009-07-06T07:53

幹哩金變態但還是給推

By Valerie
at 2009-07-07T16:38

XDDDD

By Heather
at 2009-07-09T01:24

...

By Thomas
at 2009-07-10T10:09

-.-金變態

By Erin
at 2009-07-11T18:54

蠻好笑的XDDD 冰U~順啦!!!!

By Lauren
at 2009-07-13T03:40

朝聖

By Carolina Franco
at 2009-07-14T12:25

圖勒，木瓜怡

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