懶覺著火 - 成人話題討論

By Gilbert
at 2018-10-22T22:01

Table of Contents

傍晚的時候我在清理車廂雜物

然後找出一瓶防狼噴霧

想說用完再買一瓶新的

我對著牆壁壓光一切相安無事

之後洗澡回房家打Game

剛剛睡覺前想說來尻一槍

如往常的找了片拿了衛生紙

然後擠一點潤滑液在丁丁

用右手食指塗在冠狀溝

開始尻槍不到一分鐘我丁丁有如火燒

強烈的刺痛感跟灼熱感

我看手指才發現一點點紅紅的辣椒素殘留

洗澡的時候沒有洗掉

無論我怎麼沖水都沒用燒的厲害真的很痛

最後拿了50嵐的飲料杯裝冰塊

目前丁丁插在裡面

以上真人真事

切身之痛

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Tags: 成人

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By Erin
at 2018-10-24T10:02

抱歉我笑到不能自己

By Doris
at 2018-10-25T22:03

用牛奶蛋白質是唯一可以中和辣椒素的生活素材

By Genevieve
at 2018-10-27T10:04

哈哈哈哈哈哈真的抱歉

By Elvira
at 2018-10-28T22:05

你可能要切掉了

By Mason
at 2018-10-30T10:06

......

By Eartha
at 2018-10-31T22:07

那不就變成51「懶」了！

By Carolina Franco
at 2018-11-02T10:08

你平常是被誰騷擾還需要買新的

By Elvira
at 2018-11-03T22:09

一樓真他媽敷衍

By Annie
at 2018-11-05T10:10

很快就有切弟之痛了

By Olive
at 2018-11-06T22:11

哇！勇士

By Ophelia
at 2018-11-08T10:12

抱歉我忍不住的重複看了文章好幾次XDDDD

By Ida
at 2018-11-09T22:13

跟我切完辣椒戴隱眼有87%像

By Joseph
at 2018-11-11T10:14

笑瘋了我

By Susan
at 2018-11-12T22:15

幫QQ

By Emily
at 2018-11-14T10:16

感覺會被無腦記者抄哈哈哈

By Michael
at 2018-11-15T22:17

喔耶火鳥

By Faithe
at 2018-11-17T10:18

燃燒吧燃燒吧火鳥

By Noah
at 2018-11-18T22:19

\|/ 早晚三柱香幫你的ㄐㄐ祈福

By Hardy
at 2018-11-20T10:20

「已」啦幹

By Oscar
at 2018-11-21T22:21

笑了XD

By Joseph
at 2018-11-23T10:22

我以為辣椒跑進眼睛就夠慘了，沒想到....

By Audriana
at 2018-11-24T22:23

殘留百靈油的幫你祈福

By Isla
at 2018-11-26T10:25

辣成粉紅色又腫大是樓下最愛

By Kyle
at 2018-11-27T22:26

我愛粉色丁丁

By Ursula
at 2018-11-29T10:27

By Hazel
at 2018-11-30T22:28

笑死丁丁XDD

By Barb Cronin
at 2018-12-02T10:29

之前也被剛吃完辣的女伴吹過，吹到一半懶覺超辣，把女伴
推開跑去狂沖冷水......真的很痛

By Sarah
at 2018-12-03T22:30

XD抱歉我笑出來了

By Elizabeth
at 2018-12-05T10:31

新鮮熱辣

By Jack
at 2018-12-06T22:32

炒醬油辣椒感覺很好吃

By Robert
at 2018-12-08T10:33

哈哈哈哈哈

By Queena
at 2018-12-09T22:34

…

By Una
at 2018-12-11T10:35

還好你不是去觸碰別人的海鮮

By Ingrid
at 2018-12-12T22:36

希望你丁丁早日康復QQ

By Olivia
at 2018-12-14T10:37

切掉

By Odelette
at 2018-12-15T22:38

我是迪西，樓下拉拉

By Hamiltion
at 2018-12-17T10:39

我很不道德的笑到嗆到

By Agatha
at 2018-12-18T22:40

汁援 https://youtu.be/pS3vI3t9K8A

By Carol
at 2018-12-20T10:41

太可憐了

By Valerie
at 2018-12-21T22:42

幫你QQ但我笑的特別開心

By Queena
at 2018-12-23T10:43

拉拉表示這丁沒用了

By Adele
at 2018-12-24T22:44

XDD

By Carol
at 2018-12-26T10:45

哈哈哈

By Margaret
at 2018-12-27T22:46

想問問丁燒燒，冰水一直滴到該邊是什麼感覺

By Aaliyah
at 2018-12-29T10:47

加油啊可以插著飲料
去買冰淇淋回來插

By Hedda
at 2018-12-30T22:48

51嵐XDDD

By Andrew
at 2019-01-01T10:49

歸懶趴火

By Kristin
at 2019-01-02T22:50

個人也有綠油精撒在阿弟仔上面的經驗，當晚整個蛋
皮又冰又辣縮成乖乖還被笑……

By Ophelia
at 2019-01-04T10:51

火燒的寂寞

By Kristin
at 2019-01-05T22:52

50懶專賣多冰無糖謝謝

By Rae
at 2019-01-07T10:53

By Madame
at 2019-01-08T22:54

抱歉我笑了

By Linda
at 2019-01-10T10:56

好痛的感覺！！！

By Lily
at 2019-01-11T22:57

抱歉我笑了XDDDD

By Hazel
at 2019-01-13T10:58

哈哈哈哈居然有美秀XD

By Kristin
at 2019-01-14T22:59

笑死

By Jacky
at 2019-01-16T11:00

笑死好有畫面

By Hedy
at 2019-01-17T23:01

去看泌尿科吧包皮順便割一割

By Poppy
at 2019-01-19T11:02

懶趴火的典故

By Jack
at 2019-01-20T23:03

大笑XDDDD

By Rae
at 2019-01-22T11:04

笑死

By Andy
at 2019-01-23T23:05

太好笑

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-01-25T11:06

果然是笨版人~欸~ㄅ欠走錯了

By Brianna
at 2019-01-26T23:07

幫QQ

By Steve
at 2019-01-28T11:08

笑到室友嚇醒QQ

By Joe
at 2019-01-29T23:09

聽起來超刺激的爽度 (誤

By Genevieve
at 2019-01-31T11:10

辣炒蘭佛

By Dora
at 2019-02-01T23:11

跟燙傷一樣哈哈 27樓也好好笑

By Daniel
at 2019-02-03T11:12

你笑瘋

By Quanna
at 2019-02-04T23:13

一樓正妹

By Anthony
at 2019-02-06T11:14

哈哈

By Michael
at 2019-02-07T23:15

勇者

By Annie
at 2019-02-09T11:16

宮保雞丁

By Caitlin
at 2019-02-10T23:17

欸欸欸...

By Queena
at 2019-02-12T11:18

火燒懶覺幫拍拍

By Agnes
at 2019-02-13T23:19

想到一部電影忘記名字

By Eden
at 2019-02-15T11:20

圖呢？

By Iris
at 2019-02-16T23:21

....好可憐

By Lily
at 2019-02-18T11:22

畫面...XDDD

By Rebecca
at 2019-02-19T23:23

燃燒吧！火鳥

By Kyle
at 2019-02-21T11:24

浴火鳳凰

By Joseph
at 2019-02-22T23:25

建議插在哈根達斯裡面

By Audriana
at 2019-02-24T11:27

笑死XDD

By Eartha
at 2019-02-25T23:28

狂

By Gary
at 2019-02-27T11:29

幫QQ

By Tom
at 2019-02-28T23:30

感覺會變持久欸，麻掉不易高潮

By Puput
at 2019-03-02T11:31

你這是火冰二重奏

By Vanessa
at 2019-03-03T23:32

火鳥功

By Jack
at 2019-03-05T11:33

哈哈哈哈哈

By Dora
at 2019-03-06T23:34

幫QQ

By Mason
at 2019-03-08T11:35

欲練神功，必先自宮

By Mason
at 2019-03-09T23:36

笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hedwig
at 2019-03-11T11:37

笑爛XDDDD 希望丁丁沒事哈哈哈

By Mason
at 2019-03-12T23:38

建議看個醫生比較保險

By Olivia
at 2019-03-14T11:39

看到插在裡面爆笑

By Zanna
at 2019-03-15T23:40

龜懶趴火哈哈哈哈

By Isabella
at 2019-03-17T11:41

幫丁丁QQ哈哈哈哈哈

By Adele
at 2019-03-18T23:42

笑死XDDDD

By Donna
at 2019-03-20T11:43

好好笑XDDD

By Elizabeth
at 2019-03-21T23:44

燒鳥碳烤

懶覺著火 - 成人話題討論

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