愛愛的暗號是什麼呢？ - 成人話題討論

By Adele
at 2015-02-15T07:25

Table of Contents

回到家，

看見桌上擺放了一瓶紅酒，

和一對高腳杯，

我就知道今晚要少看電視、

少上網，少上社群網站、少玩電動，

早點上床迎接歡愉的夜了。

請問各位30cm、E-cup大大

愛愛的暗號又是什麼呢？

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遇見最美的人生光景

http://blog.udn.com/ccpou/article

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Tracy
at 2015-02-19T17:41

當自己的雙手不自覺伸進自己內褲的時候

By Ida
at 2015-02-24T03:56

雙手出汗的時候

By Damian
at 2015-02-28T14:12

進門看到另一雙鞋的時候

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-03-05T00:28

麥芽糖

By Eartha
at 2015-03-09T10:44

咖啡飯

By Margaret
at 2015-03-13T21:00

雞龜骨滾羹！

By Margaret
at 2015-03-18T07:16

我都直接說耶：老公插插

By Leila
at 2015-03-22T17:32

巨乳誘惑我的時候…

By Regina
at 2015-03-27T03:47

fire in the hole

By Olga
at 2015-03-31T14:03

我都比盜壘的暗號

By George
at 2015-04-05T00:19

樓上……

By Liam
at 2015-04-09T10:35

看戲說台灣

By Mary
at 2015-04-13T20:51

眛修干謀

By Kyle
at 2015-04-18T07:07

夭壽唷說插插！！老公聽到馬上變身定海神針嗎？

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at 2015-04-22T17:23

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By Ethan
at 2015-04-27T03:39

老婆晚上單挑 http://i.imgur.com/Tzv6DK3.jpg

By Adele
at 2015-05-01T13:54

吃薯條

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-05-06T00:10

右手不自覺握住的時候

By Poppy
at 2015-05-10T10:26

推麥芽糖XD

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-05-14T20:42

推麥芽糖XD

By Olivia
at 2015-05-19T06:58

直接撲倒啊

By Eartha
at 2015-05-23T17:14

今天要洗衣服喔！

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-05-28T03:30

今晚你想吃哪一道XD

By Regina
at 2015-06-01T13:45

霸王鮮果汁

By Steve
at 2015-06-06T00:01

你有看過金箍棒嗎

By Damian
at 2015-06-10T10:17

打開D槽就是愛愛的暗號

By Belly
at 2015-06-14T20:33

咩修幹某

By Quintina
at 2015-06-19T06:49

走我要吃粽子

By Callum
at 2015-06-23T17:05

點煙就是暗號

By Ida
at 2015-06-28T03:21

想吃老娘的臭鮑嗎??

By Joseph
at 2015-07-02T13:37

放狼煙~~~

By Ina
at 2015-07-06T23:52

頑皮豹

By Caroline
at 2015-07-11T10:08

嗚嗚~~~機洽機洽~~

By Kristin
at 2015-07-15T20:24

做功課www

By Irma
at 2015-07-20T06:40

看海綿寶寶

By Kama
at 2015-07-24T16:56

我月經沒來

By Kelly
at 2015-07-29T03:12

定海神針...哈哈

By Catherine
at 2015-08-02T13:28

妳想被我剛烈嗎

By Rae
at 2015-08-06T23:43

為有源頭活水來

By Lydia
at 2015-08-11T09:59

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By Callum
at 2015-08-15T20:15

珍珠奶茶記得沒阿記得沒

By Puput
at 2015-08-20T06:31

當右手拿起滑鼠，我的左手就知道惹

By Connor
at 2015-08-24T16:47

沒什麼暗號，直接表明求個老半天也是要看老婆心情

By Faithe
at 2015-08-29T03:03

褲子脫掉，屁股抬高

By William
at 2015-09-02T13:19

醫生～～～來打針

By Megan
at 2015-09-06T23:35

很man的說：妳欠插是不是？

By Hamiltion
at 2015-09-11T09:50

直接撲倒男友

By Vanessa
at 2015-09-15T20:06

關掉電視...就是暗號

By Una
at 2015-09-20T06:22

老婆今天你要洗衣服嗎~

By Liam
at 2015-09-24T16:38

作個愛還要求半天喔，要我就出門爽兩晚再回家

By Joe
at 2015-09-29T02:54

來修幹……

By Oliver
at 2015-10-03T13:10

摔杯為號啊

By Edwina
at 2015-10-07T23:26

掀牌子

By Caroline
at 2015-10-12T09:41

床頭櫃放小陀螺

By Ophelia
at 2015-10-16T19:57

我都塞紙條在月餅裡上面寫著「八月十五休幹!」

By Valerie
at 2015-10-21T06:13

上工惹

By Puput
at 2015-10-25T16:29

直接奶蓋他阿！按什麼號！！！

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-10-30T02:45

今晚要運動~~~

By Elvira
at 2015-11-03T13:01

拿出5張1000

By Zenobia
at 2015-11-07T23:17

今晚要打字

By Annie
at 2015-11-12T09:33

老公~癢癢

By George
at 2015-11-16T19:48

交作業

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-11-21T06:04

如果在外面不能奶蓋就說「葛格下面羊死了」

By Blanche
at 2015-11-25T16:20

應該是說今天體力可以嗎昨天是這樣講的【疑

By Freda
at 2015-11-30T02:36

女：印和闐～～男：安卡蘇娜姆！！

By Ina
at 2015-12-04T12:52

麥芽糖

By Blanche
at 2015-12-08T23:08

麥芽糖是哪部電影阿? 好熟悉但是又想不起來

By Rebecca
at 2015-12-13T09:24

威龍闖天關

By Freda
at 2015-12-17T19:39

哈哈突然想起來了感謝

By Connor
at 2015-12-22T05:55

我要幹死你

By Sarah
at 2015-12-26T16:11

抽牌，決鬥

By Donna
at 2015-12-31T02:27

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By Olivia
at 2016-01-04T12:43

就跟老婆說.."ttb"..她就知道了

By Ingrid
at 2016-01-08T22:59

五ㄩㄝ

By Ursula
at 2016-01-13T09:15

"ttb"

By Lucy
at 2016-01-17T19:31

戳我手臂

By Puput
at 2016-01-22T05:46

今晚打老虎

By Vanessa
at 2016-01-26T16:02

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By Rosalind
at 2016-01-31T02:18

"ttb"

By Sandy
at 2016-02-04T12:34

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By Robert
at 2016-02-08T22:50

翻蓋覆蓋的陷阱卡

By Iris
at 2016-02-13T09:06

"ttb" XDD

By Thomas
at 2016-02-17T19:22

滑鼠換到左手的時侯…

By Lauren
at 2016-02-22T05:37

問他宵夜喝豆漿還是吃海鮮?

By Charlotte
at 2016-02-26T15:53

ttb XDDDDDDDDD

By Andy
at 2016-03-02T02:09

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By Cara
at 2016-03-06T12:25

老婆:「我去你媽的賤貨，你多久沒碰老娘了，都生蜘蛛網了。」

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-03-10T22:41

以上是老婆在歐式自助餐和老公晚餐時，大聲說出來的密語。

By Olive
at 2016-03-15T08:57

今晚打老虎!

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-03-19T19:13

簡諧運動準備

By Linda
at 2016-03-24T05:29

點菸就是信號

By William
at 2016-03-28T15:44

點菸就表示仇笑痴晚上要插賭神高進的大肛門

By Jake
at 2016-04-02T02:00

今天想要去游點仰式

By Noah
at 2016-04-06T12:16

暝阿載愛甲菜哦

By Blanche
at 2016-04-10T22:32

ttb XDDDDDDD

By Mason
at 2016-04-15T08:48

反清復明

By Eartha
at 2016-04-19T19:04

Today.....(輕咳一聲,帶點浪漫氣息) ttb

By Isabella
at 2016-04-24T05:20

霹靂卡霹靂啦啦。波波麗娜貝貝魯多。

By Kumar
at 2016-04-28T15:35

卡汪邦噶

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-05-03T01:51

卡哇邦卡　那是忍者龜　和女記者　艾波歐尼爾做愛的暗號

By Doris
at 2016-05-07T12:07

反清復明應該是韋小寶晚上要猛烈抽插建寧公主的暗號

By Ethan
at 2016-05-11T22:23

Today.....(輕咳一聲,帶點浪漫氣息) ttb

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-05-16T08:39

來修幹呦卡緊啦

By Una
at 2016-05-20T18:55

床頭櫃上放3000元

By Frederic
at 2016-05-25T05:11

Today Boom Boom

By Rae
at 2016-05-29T15:27

來喔修酒雷

By Poppy
at 2016-06-03T01:42

巴漏度奈

By Daniel
at 2016-06-07T11:58

左腳刻休右腳刻幹~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-06-11T22:14

老婆說今晚晚餐是牛排時

By Olga
at 2016-06-16T08:30

一支穿雲箭!

By Caitlin
at 2016-06-20T18:46

哈哭哪馬他他XD XD

By Hardy
at 2016-06-25T05:02

抱歉我來了

By Kyle
at 2016-06-29T15:18

波羅波若密~~~

By Valerie
at 2016-07-04T01:33

蒙馬眼!

By Sandy
at 2016-07-08T11:49

下面羊死了

By Jacob
at 2016-07-12T22:05

想吃老娘的臭鮑嗎? ← 超級好笑的

By Belly
at 2016-07-17T08:21

鈴木一朗打出二壘安打就是今晚要愛愛的暗號

By Kelly
at 2016-07-21T18:37

戴假髮

By Una
at 2016-07-26T04:53

涼山精神!!

By Xanthe
at 2016-07-30T15:09

ＭＳＧＭ

By Daniel
at 2016-08-04T01:25

洗衣服

By Belly
at 2016-08-08T11:40

今晚來排個毒

By Quintina
at 2016-08-12T21:56

推直接奶蓋！

By Enid
at 2016-08-17T08:12

麥當勞 ......因為每次都買得來速去摩鐵吃

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-08-21T18:28

zo大這篇歡迎您取材作成動畫版

By Mason
at 2016-08-26T04:44

八月十五殺韃子

By Dorothy
at 2016-08-30T15:00

巴歐薩客路嘎

By Edith
at 2016-09-04T01:16

\強攻/\強攻/\強攻/\強攻/\強攻/

By Necoo
at 2016-09-08T11:31

ttb XDDDDDDD

By Megan
at 2016-09-12T21:47

想看奶蓋做成動畫版XDDDDDD

By Hardy
at 2016-09-17T08:03

北鼻來幹幹

By Erin
at 2016-09-21T18:19

有種正面上我啊

By Charlotte
at 2016-09-26T04:35

去去武器走~

By Olive
at 2016-09-30T14:51

週末小確幸

By Jack
at 2016-10-05T01:07

gonna get that!

By Poppy
at 2016-10-09T11:23

有內鬼停止交易

By Queena
at 2016-10-13T21:38

燒瓶子

By Belly
at 2016-10-18T07:54

ttb是啥意思

By Agatha
at 2016-10-22T18:10

消防員：查水源囉~

By Vanessa
at 2016-10-27T04:26

房間內大喊:三二包夾!

By Ula
at 2016-10-31T14:42

開門！查水表！

By Eartha
at 2016-11-05T00:58

妳知道的太多了.....

By Faithe
at 2016-11-09T11:14

http://youtu.be/PvRJqU9eTtI

By Kristin
at 2016-11-13T21:29

電話這麼發達XD 所以是打電話不是擺水果

By Xanthe
at 2016-11-18T07:45

我都唸Costco

By Freda
at 2016-11-22T18:01

終於我在國慶姐樓下><

By Connor
at 2016-11-27T04:17

當我左手拿出R20的時候……

By Faithe
at 2016-12-01T14:33

嘿嘿嘿

By Hamiltion
at 2016-12-06T00:49

蜜汁豆乳雞

By Delia
at 2016-12-10T11:05

ttb XD

By Susan
at 2016-12-14T21:21

天津安徽湖南江西=津皖湘贛

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-12-19T07:36

我牙縫卡了菜渣怎麼辦？

By Enid
at 2016-12-23T17:52

晚上要不要打砲

By Noah
at 2016-12-28T04:08

八月十五殺韃子

By Edwina
at 2017-01-01T14:24

周思齊~ X53

By Anthony
at 2017-01-06T00:40

再來RRR

By Candice
at 2017-01-10T10:56

再來啊

By Edwina
at 2017-01-14T21:12

直接來啊哪需要暗號

By Erin
at 2017-01-19T07:27

送花到老婆公司附卡寫今晚要交配

By Edith
at 2017-01-23T17:43

ttb是什麼...

By Kelly
at 2017-01-28T03:59

我想起之前回文的津皖湘贛

By David
at 2017-02-01T14:15

就是 "暗號"

By Anonymous
at 2017-02-06T00:31

我點菸就是信號

By Yedda
at 2017-02-10T10:47

泡泡>//<

By Tracy
at 2017-02-14T21:03

棗李梨柑桌上放這四種水果一進門就知道惹

By Franklin
at 2017-02-19T07:19

打摩斯密碼！！

By Jacob
at 2017-02-23T17:34

今晚打老虎

By Kelly
at 2017-02-28T03:50

推麥芽糖XD
個人是被問『老師，今天要教我什麼呢？』

By Elizabeth
at 2017-03-04T14:06

吃我一炮上天堂

By Linda
at 2017-03-09T00:22

吃的月餅裡有紙條寫八月十五插韃子

By Olga
at 2017-03-13T10:38

今天準備好要叫了嗎?

By Franklin
at 2017-03-17T20:54

我們家是點紅色的夜燈，平常是藍色的夜燈

By Wallis
at 2017-03-22T07:10

play one

By Valerie
at 2017-03-26T17:25

hakunamatata

By Damian
at 2017-03-31T03:41

推紅色的夜燈

By Audriana
at 2017-04-04T13:57

未接來電沒留言，一定是妳孤單的想念

By Isla
at 2017-04-09T00:13

任何人都猜不到，這是我們的暗號

By Andrew
at 2017-04-13T10:29

抱抱

By Susan
at 2017-04-17T20:45

槍在手跟我走

By Dinah
at 2017-04-22T07:01

晚餐時手指放嘴唇上

By Valerie
at 2017-04-26T17:17

吃水果蕉李梨柑

By William
at 2017-05-01T03:32

I have a dream

By Genevieve
at 2017-05-05T13:48

丟筷子就是暗號

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-05-10T00:04

要來了嗎？

By Rachel
at 2017-05-14T10:20

ttb XD

By Hedwig
at 2017-05-18T20:36

放Kane的出場樂就是暗號，很有情調很生火的音樂

By Necoo
at 2017-05-23T06:52

吃柳丁了老婆

By Olivia
at 2017-05-27T17:08

一指定中原

By Carol
at 2017-06-01T03:23

ttb XDDDDDD

By Irma
at 2017-06-05T13:39

來咻幹

By Joe
at 2017-06-09T23:55

點菸就是信號

By Brianna
at 2017-06-14T10:11

妹妹想找弟弟玩

By Adele
at 2017-06-18T20:27

前女友是在床上直接用腿夾我磨蹭 XD

By Aaliyah
at 2017-06-23T06:43

升狼煙

By Megan
at 2017-06-27T16:59

卡挖邦嘎

By Odelette
at 2017-07-02T03:15

認真回沒暗號直接戰

By Lily
at 2017-07-06T13:30

哇推爆

By Ethan
at 2017-07-10T23:46

ttb XDDDD

By Christine
at 2017-07-15T10:02

趙兄託我幫你辦點事

By Vanessa
at 2017-07-19T20:18

隔壁老王找我

By Wallis
at 2017-07-24T06:34

比出后羿射日的姿勢。

By Robert
at 2017-07-28T16:50

我都喊清槍開始她就躺下了

By Quanna
at 2017-08-02T03:06

我就是烈光來吧！

By Bennie
at 2017-08-06T13:21

我準備了童軍繩

By Emma
at 2017-08-10T23:37

我不搞浪漫的我追求的是感官的刺激

By Isla
at 2017-08-15T09:53

baby,我要強姦妳～

By Ina
at 2017-08-19T20:09

我都丟信號彈去廚房

By Valerie
at 2017-08-24T06:25

舔上嘴唇(？

By Audriana
at 2017-08-28T16:41

當老婆面駡兒子幹妳娘

By Queena
at 2017-09-02T02:57

妹休幹某

By Daniel
at 2017-09-06T13:13

咩休幹某

By Ophelia
at 2017-09-10T23:28

3345678,九點以後我睡了。要快喔～

By Hardy
at 2017-09-15T09:44

升狼煙啊！

By Andy
at 2017-09-19T20:00

推推（≧▽≦）

By Jack
at 2017-09-24T06:16

唱周杰倫的暗號

By Regina
at 2017-09-28T16:32

放John Cena的進場音樂

By Emily
at 2017-10-03T02:48

老婆：我有空！！

By Valerie
at 2017-10-07T13:04

想串一下嗎

By Joseph
at 2017-10-11T23:19

老公：今天危險期嗎

By Hedda
at 2017-10-16T09:35

鮭魚鮭魚，因為很像discovery 鮭魚力爭上游後產卵大
雜交後很累!

By Ula
at 2017-10-20T19:51

哈哈哈哈，珍珠奶茶沙小!害我浮現噁心的畫面怎麼睡?XD

By Kyle
at 2017-10-25T06:07

女友會唱關鍵句大哥哥好不好我們來抓泥鰍

By Elizabeth
at 2017-10-29T16:23

看到餅裡有紙條時

By Zora
at 2017-11-03T02:39

男友：老ㄟ金那日甲肉哦

By Ursula
at 2017-11-07T12:55

晚上要幹麻(嗎) 要!

By Dinah
at 2017-11-11T23:11

雞龜骨滾羹

By Lily
at 2017-11-16T09:26

啊嘎爐嗎踏踏!

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-11-20T19:42

剪指甲了嗎

By Christine
at 2017-11-25T05:58

練歌時間到

By Mason
at 2017-11-29T16:14

「游泳時，會仰式嗎？」

兄弟姐妹亂倫合法？德國當局：基本權利

By Aaliyah
at 2015-02-15T04:25

※ 引述《kkerry (Kerry)》之銘言： : 蘋果日報 : http://ppt.cc/oE0h : 德國一名自幼被父母遺棄的男子，成年後與親妹重聚並墜入愛河，生下4名子女，其後被 : 判入獄逾3年。道德委員會在檢視個案之後認為，成人兄弟姐妹性交應屬合法，更形容這 : 是「基本權利」。 : 英國《 ...

今天大家都怎麼過情人節???

By Iris
at 2015-02-14T23:41

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我是塔羅師，這是我蒐集的故事。「來抽一張牌吧！」《教皇》你正襟危坐的坐在我前面，欲言又止。我們是這裡認識的，交換了站內信，聽了你的密秘與煩惱，你說你有很多疑惑，於是我們見面。戴著眼鏡的你很是嚴肅斯文，你問：「我不懂我這樣的人，為什麼會進入這樣的世界，也想知道我和我的女王,會有什麼樣 ...

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at 2015-02-14T18:58

不好意思我阿嬤 2/11晚上11點40之後走路逆向經過南崁交流道（特力屋對面）特徵腳有痛風酒紅色外套桃紅色衣服黑子褲子由於之後沒有監視錄影器可以看想請問有沒有人有印象?或是有路過的人看看行車記錄器有沒有這位老人? 想知道之後的方向真的非常感謝 http://i.imgur.com/5H ...

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By Thomas
at 2015-02-14T16:25

曾經我也跟著路上情人一樣. _ 今天睡夢中被吵醒幹，我居然忘記關鈴聲 [欸，在沖三小，我有好跟壞兩個消息要先聽哪個] 電話那頭是我那該死的兄弟 (你說我先聽壞的 [壞的是走唱歌，現在！好的是我可以過情人節了！！] _ 幾分鐘後，我坐在包廂看著奇異的閃光我有好多歌想唱出我腦中的 ...

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