想跟自己的老婆做愛到底有什麼錯? - 成人話題討論

By Kyle
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想跟自己的老婆做愛,有沒有錯?
絕對沒有錯。你都會想跟自己老婆打炮了,另一半不配合,那就是錯在你老婆。
我前面就有提到了,要找一個能在接下來30年都能相處一輩子的另一半。
如果你是和我一樣,為了幹砲而生的男人,那麼你在婚前擇偶,可能就沒恪守
<不打炮,就滾蛋>的擇偶紀律,選了這個後半輩子對象。
今年我邁入婚姻快10年,小孩都三個了,但是這10年我和我老婆的幹砲生涯:除了生小孩
前的一個月,小孩出生後的2-3個月,她月經來之外,大約都能維持每星期幹砲2-3次。
你可能會說,那哥你一定家事,做好做滿對吧?
很抱歉,跟板上大大比,我除了負擔家中經濟,幫小孩洗澡,陪小孩打球,打電動外,什
麼洗衣煮飯拖地,我幾乎都沒在碰。
why?
因為前面擇偶選到適合自己的老婆,後面就能用幹砲控制她。
女人,千萬不要想說你忍著不幹她,她就會受不鳥,相反的女人通常比你更能忍,一定是
你懶較先爆炸,情緒先炸裂。
反之,好的幹砲,幹一次讓她開心到腿軟,接下來會像把女人的開關打開一樣,換她隨時
都在懷念那次幹砲,時時想像你求歡。
因此當這樣的情形發生時,立場就會相反,她就會開心的做家事哄小孩保持身材,簡單說
就是<女為悅己者容>只為了晚上當你的小母狗。
西斯點:
所以那個鋪陳<好的幹炮>就很重要了,我會和我老婆講,星期三妳當小三,你那天排休
我們去偷情。
那天就是約會偷情日,沒三個煩人的小鬼,兩人回到男女朋友,平常不會在,小孩面前牽
手,那天她會變成女孩牽手。
平常不會穿丁字褲,那天她會穿丁字褲可以直接撥開的那種,香水荷爾蒙噴到滿。
等電影空檔時間,會到廁所四腳獸一下,看電影坐情人坐,會親親抱抱,偷含你懶較。
然後電影看完或沒看完,就直衝汽車旅館,選那種有戶外游泳池的休息,給她當一日網美
自拍到爽,我也幹炮幹到爽。
算一算,我一天偷情金額,這樣加起來不超過3500,比喝茶吃魚划算,我幹麻浪費錢去喝
茶,或花時間精力去養小三。
重點就是約會完,她的開關被打開,晚上不管我懶較已經幹到有點酸,還是會連續求歡。
接下來就,只要到大潤發買蜆精,補充精力就好了。
所以問題不在殺小家事有沒有做好做滿,是<有沒有婚前選對人,每次幹砲都全力以赴,
拿
出生命幹砲>。
<好的幹炮>:會讓老婆做家事,洗衣煮飯會邊做邊開心在唱歌。
<不好的幹砲或沒在幹砲>:老婆邊做家事會邊怨天尤人,鬼吼鬼叫,從大到小牽拖亂罵人
。
所以今天如果是我,前面不小心選錯人了,我會先用<好的幹砲>來改善,當你準備拿3500
要去喝茶時,先給老婆一個機會,拿3500去安排你們的約會偷情。
真的改善不了,男人該對自己好一點,好好和對方溝通,跟另一半講不要強迫我出家,放
彼此一條生路。
看是要離婚小孩我養,或是不離婚你讓我去談戀愛,不要逼我出家。
--
絕對沒有錯。你都會想跟自己老婆打炮了,另一半不配合,那就是錯在你老婆。
我前面就有提到了,要找一個能在接下來30年都能相處一輩子的另一半。
如果你是和我一樣,為了幹砲而生的男人,那麼你在婚前擇偶,可能就沒恪守
<不打炮,就滾蛋>的擇偶紀律,選了這個後半輩子對象。
今年我邁入婚姻快10年,小孩都三個了,但是這10年我和我老婆的幹砲生涯:除了生小孩
前的一個月,小孩出生後的2-3個月,她月經來之外,大約都能維持每星期幹砲2-3次。
你可能會說,那哥你一定家事,做好做滿對吧?
很抱歉,跟板上大大比,我除了負擔家中經濟,幫小孩洗澡,陪小孩打球,打電動外,什
麼洗衣煮飯拖地,我幾乎都沒在碰。
why?
因為前面擇偶選到適合自己的老婆,後面就能用幹砲控制她。
女人,千萬不要想說你忍著不幹她,她就會受不鳥,相反的女人通常比你更能忍,一定是
你懶較先爆炸,情緒先炸裂。
反之,好的幹砲,幹一次讓她開心到腿軟,接下來會像把女人的開關打開一樣,換她隨時
都在懷念那次幹砲,時時想像你求歡。
因此當這樣的情形發生時,立場就會相反,她就會開心的做家事哄小孩保持身材,簡單說
就是<女為悅己者容>只為了晚上當你的小母狗。
西斯點:
所以那個鋪陳<好的幹炮>就很重要了,我會和我老婆講,星期三妳當小三,你那天排休
我們去偷情。
那天就是約會偷情日,沒三個煩人的小鬼,兩人回到男女朋友,平常不會在,小孩面前牽
手,那天她會變成女孩牽手。
平常不會穿丁字褲,那天她會穿丁字褲可以直接撥開的那種,香水荷爾蒙噴到滿。
等電影空檔時間,會到廁所四腳獸一下,看電影坐情人坐,會親親抱抱,偷含你懶較。
然後電影看完或沒看完,就直衝汽車旅館,選那種有戶外游泳池的休息,給她當一日網美
自拍到爽,我也幹炮幹到爽。
算一算,我一天偷情金額,這樣加起來不超過3500,比喝茶吃魚划算,我幹麻浪費錢去喝
茶,或花時間精力去養小三。
重點就是約會完,她的開關被打開,晚上不管我懶較已經幹到有點酸,還是會連續求歡。
接下來就,只要到大潤發買蜆精,補充精力就好了。
所以問題不在殺小家事有沒有做好做滿,是<有沒有婚前選對人,每次幹砲都全力以赴,
拿
出生命幹砲>。
<好的幹炮>:會讓老婆做家事,洗衣煮飯會邊做邊開心在唱歌。
<不好的幹砲或沒在幹砲>:老婆邊做家事會邊怨天尤人,鬼吼鬼叫,從大到小牽拖亂罵人
。
所以今天如果是我,前面不小心選錯人了,我會先用<好的幹砲>來改善,當你準備拿3500
要去喝茶時,先給老婆一個機會,拿3500去安排你們的約會偷情。
真的改善不了,男人該對自己好一點,好好和對方溝通,跟另一半講不要強迫我出家,放
彼此一條生路。
看是要離婚小孩我養,或是不離婚你讓我去談戀愛,不要逼我出家。
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