想請問關於男生打手槍 - 成人話題討論

Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2017-11-10T22:52

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※ 引述《kkayla (每個人都在說謊)》之銘言:
: 因為我以前在租書店打工,遇到噁心的客人,每次還的書上面都有奇怪的味道
: 我們就從「最無法接受書有什麼味道」(檳榔味屎味菸味洨味)
: 一路超展開到「男生都怎麼一邊看書一邊打手槍」
: (當然書是指可勾起慾望的A書A漫A雜啦。如果能一邊看三國演義或深夜食堂一邊打手槍我也沒意見就是)
: 友:「一邊看書一邊打手槍要怎麼翻頁啊?」
: 我:「應該……就固定在最刺激的那一頁,然後一邊想像一邊開始撸了吧?」

以下舉幾種例子,男生大概都是這樣尻尻的,

請開電腦按空白鍵觀賞,手機請用全板模式/整頁模式。

第一人稱尻槍視角!

(用電腦看比較不會失真,手機app會有圖歪掉或顏色跑掉的問題。)

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本文為限制級,18歲以下不得觀賞。

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1. 右手尻槍,左手翻書頁

書擺桌上,         ┌────┬────╖ 
│ │ ║
或直接拿在手上翻, │ <●\●>
UU> UU ║ ←A書 
都不是什麼難事。 │ /<()
│ │ ║
╘════╧════╝
╭┬╮
│││ ╭╥╮
╭╯││ │ │
│ │╮ ╰ ╯
╰ ╯╯ │ │
██ ╭─╮
██ ╭│││
██ ├╰╯╰
██ ├─┤ █◣
██ ├─┤╭██◣
██ ╰─╯╯◥██◣
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      ╔══════════╗ █████
2. 右手尻槍,左手控制滑鼠 ║ ║ ███
  ║ ║ █████
初學者需要適應一下, ║ █□□□█
_█> █████
畢竟左手用滑鼠不是很順, ║ ●r2 ||█████
║ ║ █████
練起來之後這是最常用的。 ╚══════════╝ █████
║ ║ █████
╩══╩ █████
滑鼠 ╭─────────────╯  ↖ 
╭─╯ ╭╥╮ 電腦
╭┬╮ │ │
╭╮ ╰ ╯
││ │ │
╭─╯│ ╭─╮
│ │╮ ╭│││
╰ ╯╯ ├╰╯╰
██ ├─┤ █◣
██ ├─┤╭██◣
██ ╰─╯╯◥██◣
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      ╔══════════╗ █████
3. 左手尻槍,右手控制滑鼠 ║ ║ ███
  ║ ║ █████
右手控制非常順利, ║ █□□□█
_█> █████
左手尻槍力道與方向需要練習 ║ ●r2 ||█████
║ ║ █████
沒太大問題。   ╚══════════╝ █████
║ ║ █████
╩══╩ █████

╭╥╮ ╰╮  電腦
│ │ ╭┬╮
╰ ╯ ╭╮ ←滑鼠
│ │ ││
╭─╮ │╰─╮
│││╮ ╭│ │
╯╰╯┤ ╰╰ ╯
◢█ ├─┤ ██
◢██ ├─┤ ██
◢██◤╰╰─╯ ██
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4. 雙手翻書,雞雞自己射

如果早洩,看了就射,    ┌────┬────╖ 
│ │ ║
或能夠靠著意念發射, │ <●\●>
UU> UU ║ ←A書 
那雙手翻書也是可以的。 │ /<()
│ │ ║
╘════╧════╝
╭─╮ ╭─╮
│╭╮ ╭╮│
│││ │││ 
╰ ╯  ╰ ╯
██ ██
██ ██
██ ╭╥╮ ██
██ │ │ ██
██ ╰ ╯ ██
██ │ │ ██
██ │ │ ██
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5. 叫你阿嬤來囉       A書

如果完全沒辦法自己翻書,  ┌────┬────╖ 
│ │ ║
叫阿嬤來幫忙。     │ <●\●> 蝦小?
UU> UU ║   /
         │ /<()
│ │ ║ ┌█> ←阿嬤 
╘════╧════╝ │((

╭╥╮
│ │
╰ ╯     ╭╮
│ │ ││
╭─╮ │╰─╮
│││╮ ╭│ │
╯╰╯┤ ╰╰ ╯
阿嬤! ◢█ ├─┤ ██
來幫我翻書! ◢██ ├─┤ ██
\ ◢██◤╰╰─╯ ██
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6. 用雙腳尻

如果柔軟度夠,       ┌────┬────╖ 
│ │ ║
腳折上來夾著雞雞尻, │ <● \●>
UU> UU ║ ←A書 
雙手就可以空下來翻書了。 │ /< ()
│ │ ║
╘════╧════╝



╭╮ ╭╮
│╯╭╥╮╰│
│││ │││
左腳 ◢╯│╰ ╯│╰◣ 右腳
↘ ◢█ ││ ││ █◣ ↙
◢██╮││ ││╭██◣
◢██◤╰╯│ │╰╯◥██◣
◢██◤ │ │ ◥██◣
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7. 叫你室友來幫忙       A書

有室友的話,        ┌────┬────╖ 
│ │ ║
無論是他幫尻你翻書, │ <●\●> 最好啦!
UU> UU ║   /
或是反過來都很好。    │ /<()<囧>
│ │ ║   ←室友 
╘════╧════╝ )(

╭╥╮
│ │
╰ ╯     ╭╮
│ │ ││
╭─╮ │╰─╮
│││╮ ╭│ │
╯╰╯┤ ╰╰ ╯
同寢的! ◢█ ├─┤ ██
來幫我! ◢██ ├─┤ ██
\ ◢██◤╰╰─╯ ██
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8. 雞雞自己翻書,雞雞自己尻,雞雞自己射

如果雞雞可以,       ┌────┬────╖ 
│ │ ║
這樣最方便。     │ <● \●>
UU> UU ║ ←A書 
            │ /< ()
│ │ ║
╘════╧════╝
╭╥╮
│ │
╰ ╯
│ │
│ │
│ │
│ │
│ │
│ │
│ │
│ │
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9. 奈米屌...

這輩子都不能尻,      ┌────┬────╖ 
│ │ ║
要拿顯微鏡,又要翻書, │ <● \●>
UU> UU ║ ←A書 
而且還怕不小心捏壞掉, │ /< ()
│ │ ║
奈米屌男生比較辛苦。    ╘════╧════╝
╭╮←中指
││
╭┬╮╭╮
││╭─╮
╰┴╰ │
╰ ╯
██
██
██
██
██
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無論是書本,還是電腦,或者是手機,都是方便單手使用的,

以前古人尻尻要馬拉開畫卷,要馬打開竹簡,衣服又那麼繁複,

那才是真的辛苦,









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哈哈哈哈哈大推
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By Dinah
at 2019-08-16T17:22
太狂!推
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2019-08-20T20:24
太神啦
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2019-08-24T23:27
用心 大推
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2019-08-29T02:29
左青龍 右滑鼠
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2019-09-02T05:32
鬧四
John avatar
By John
at 2019-09-06T08:34
你有R20啊。笨
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2019-09-10T11:37
好寫實...
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2019-09-14T14:39
請受洨弟一拜
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2019-09-18T17:42
笑死
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2019-09-22T20:44
屌炸了
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2019-09-26T23:47
神作推
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2019-10-01T02:49
XDDD

喝尿這件事

Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2017-11-10T22:05
桌上有一杯淡黃色的液體,裝在透明 的玻璃杯裡。我試圖用各個角度觀察 它,拿在燈光下仰頭、俯瞰,想著如 何再和它融為一體。我試圖把它想成 各種顏色相近的果汁自我催眠,然後 慢慢把鼻尖靠近液面感受它的氣味, 一股腥味從杯底爬上來抓住我的鼻腔。 我踉蹌兩步後蹲在地上直愣愣的看著 發呆。 電話聲把我從橙黃漩渦中拉起 ...

有人拒絕過女生邀約嗎?

Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2017-11-10T22:04
我就其中之一啊 送某位對我有意思的女生到她家樓下, 女生拉起我的手問說要不要上去 我找個理由閃人 有遇到願意跟我%的,不過大多死在要不要先去診所驗一下這關 這年頭女生的鮑魚太多人碰過,有沒有毒不知道 還是用左右手最安心 - ...

朋友暈船該怎麼治

Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2017-11-10T21:45
我朋友暈船惹 現在禮拜一~五每天花6000買船票 六日在約她出去看電影吃飯 這樣的日子已經維持10個月了 有啥辦法可以治他的暈船症? 求解 - ...

有關吃魚注意事項

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By Ophelia
at 2017-11-10T21:38
原文吃掉, 說真的如果你會怕,那還是別吃了 魚就是要細細品嘗,顧慮太多你也不能享受 應該沒有人花錢還想受氣的吧 哈哈 首先,功課記得做足 功課有做好,讓你收穫一百;反之沒做好,讓你悶氣一百 買賣商品,銀貨兩訖才有保障 最簡單就是去茶店,各種茶類任君挑選 吃魚不見得比較好 初心者別想越級打怪,當心滿頭包 ...

約到高中生會怎樣嗎?

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By Lauren
at 2017-11-10T21:36
小弟乖乖牌 有可愛女友快樂人生 我老友就不一樣了 熱愛各種約 還偏愛幼齒 最喜歡大一大二 常常在goodnight partido 約 因為聽說這兩個比較年輕 不過前幾天他不小心約到一個高三的 他很緊張 小弟就幫他來問一下 會有什麼問題嗎? 西斯點 這個朋友跟對方做的時候 看到對方拿出高中制服 忍不住 ...