想上床的暗語？ - 成人話題討論

By Madame
at 2020-11-12T12:43

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突然想到跟男友想上床時好像都不太需要說什麼
通常都是睡覺前他就直接壓上來然後就開始了

然後各自做好該做的事情
不太需要特別說什麼想愛愛之類的

聽起來感覺好像有點無趣但還是每次都很爽啦XD
很像是想吃飯時就直接去買飯吃了不用特別說這樣

如果在外面開房間也是一進門各自洗完澡後
然後只包個圍巾出來脫掉後一樣就開始XD

而且好像是從開始交往到上床就都這樣了
好像跟熱戀期也無關

不知道有沒有人跟我一樣==

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Tags: 成人

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at 2020-11-13T02:23

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at 2020-11-13T16:03

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at 2020-11-14T05:43

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at 2020-11-14T19:24

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at 2020-11-15T09:04

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at 2020-11-15T22:44

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at 2020-11-16T12:24

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at 2020-11-19T22:26

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at 2020-12-11T13:55

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at 2020-12-12T03:35

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at 2020-12-12T17:15

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更好笑

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at 2020-12-13T06:55

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at 2020-12-13T20:35

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at 2020-12-14T10:16

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at 2020-12-14T23:56

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at 2020-12-21T06:19

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at 2020-12-21T19:59

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at 2020-12-24T02:40

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at 2021-01-01T15:43

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at 2021-01-17T14:30

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at 2021-01-19T21:11

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at 2021-01-25T00:13

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at 2021-01-28T23:54

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at 2021-01-29T13:35

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at 2021-01-30T16:55

這樣很好啊

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at 2021-01-31T06:35

怎麼約都是被拒絕

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at 2021-01-31T20:16

眼神就是最好的暗示

By Ethan
at 2021-02-01T09:56

抱住他他就想要了+1

想上床的暗語？ - 成人話題討論

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