怪獸奇遇記 - 成人話題討論

Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2020-11-11T22:25

Table of Contents

在外地工作的人
總是租個套房 過著寄居蟹的生活

一些簡單的維修 我還是有能力做的
大概就是 換燈泡了...


不過有回壞的東西 我實在無法
只好找房東先生來救援

家裡沒熱水了!


房東一來 直奔浴室來檢修
將手上一大堆的鑰匙零件工具 放在馬桶蓋上...



此時 我看到房東停頓了一下

我順著他的視線搜尋



!!!

天啊! 我的小怪獸就在衛生紙架上!

完全裸露!一覽無遺!

傻眼!




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最後
房東漸漸的不跟我收房租又是另一段故事了



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話說今天1111
大家是否如我一般光棍呢!?

祝大家買好買滿 歡慶1111



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Tags: 成人

All Comments

Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2020-11-15T13:45
小時候作文的志願就是當房東
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2020-11-19T05:06
我也想當房東
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2020-11-22T20:26
用錢買了很多東西卻買不到奇遇
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2020-11-26T11:47
不錯不錯
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2020-11-30T03:08
可以報名當怪獸嗎?
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2020-12-03T18:28
我當妳房東XD
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2020-12-07T09:49
4根棍子 不如我的oIo
William avatar
By William
at 2020-12-11T01:10
有信惹 快看484新房東寄來ㄉ
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2020-12-14T16:30
比較想聽不收房東的故事~(誤)
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2020-12-18T07:51
啊 是房「租」啦
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2020-12-21T23:12
感覺妳是正妹 1111快樂
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2020-12-25T14:32
哇!女神很有誠意!
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2020-12-29T05:53
不考慮新一代小鯨魚嗎
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2021-01-01T21:13
睏度嗎?
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2021-01-05T12:34
不要欺負怪獸 有本事衝著我來
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2021-01-09T03:55
我清一個房間給你住,附浴室!
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2021-01-12T19:15
當房東一直都是我的夢想(遠目
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2021-01-16T10:36
我租給你
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2021-01-20T01:57
我家有空房出租中
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2021-01-23T17:17
不要欺負怪獸! 都衝著紳士們來!
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2021-01-27T08:38
我另一間放租妳吧
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2021-01-30T23:58
怪獸與我們的相遇,寄了 回我
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2021-02-03T15:19
怪獸與淫獸的產地
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2021-02-07T06:40
推爆啊這個胸
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2021-02-10T22:00
ya
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2021-02-14T13:21
想不到衛生紙架上有怪沒打
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2021-02-18T04:42
我的怪獸房東
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2021-02-21T20:02
好好喔房東哪裡找
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2021-02-25T11:23
求後續房東的故事呀呀呀!!(羨慕
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2021-03-01T02:44
可惡,想當房東了
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2021-03-04T18:04
求故事
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2021-03-08T09:25
我想看怪獸,不是五月天那個
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2021-03-12T00:45
我們可以當室友..哈哈
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2021-03-15T16:06
報名當房東
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2021-03-19T07:27
好奶♡
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2021-03-22T22:47
欸不是,是一直都沒收房租吧
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2021-03-26T14:08
房東應該笑而不語
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2021-03-30T05:29
妳身材真好,真想認識妳^^
James avatar
By James
at 2021-04-02T20:49
房東只是改收別的當妳的房租(誤)
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2021-04-06T12:10
泥故意的吧!
David avatar
By David
at 2021-04-10T03:31
收內褲當房租(誤
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2021-04-13T18:51
小怪獸好用
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2021-04-17T10:12
變房東太太了
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2021-04-21T01:32
應該沒多少人看得懂小怪獸吧
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2021-04-24T16:53
後續勒
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2021-04-28T08:14
故事講一半?
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2021-05-01T23:34
我怎麼沒有這種房客啦~~~~(翻桌
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2021-05-05T14:55
怪獸哥吉拉奇遇記
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2021-05-09T06:16
這劇情我有看過喔,台灣水電工嘛~~
本斥但大...可惡想揉
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2021-05-12T21:36
沒在玩的人怎麼可能一眼看出小怪獸是幹嘛用的
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2021-05-16T12:57
一個月一次....我說房東來檢查房子
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2021-05-20T04:17
那次之後熱水器就常壞
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2021-05-23T19:38
小弟對於居家修繕也略知一二,歡迎來電報修
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2021-05-27T10:59
好 我來當房東 有房出租 認真 請站內
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2021-05-31T02:19
嗯?!房東不收租難道有番號?!
James avatar
By James
at 2021-06-03T17:40
肉償嗎?
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2021-06-07T09:01
不讓房東收房租的小秘密(筆記
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2021-06-11T00:21
原來當房東這麼好,馬上來出租XD
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2021-06-14T15:42
這個可以給夢夢當新作品的參考耶
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2021-06-18T07:03
這裡有隻中怪獸唷~
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2021-06-21T22:23
敲碗
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2021-06-25T13:44
我要聽房東不收房租的故事!!(用力敲碗)
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2021-06-29T05:04
讚讚讚
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2021-07-02T20:25
太神啦
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2021-07-06T11:46
我不當房東 當小怪獸可以嗎
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2021-07-10T03:06
所以我說 那個房東呢
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2021-07-13T18:27
我在打狗還有沒出租的套房
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2021-07-17T09:48
敲碗續集!

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