性慾高漲很想強姦母牛 - 成人話題討論

By Lily
at 2015-07-03T14:53

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這邊小魯不才
特地幫大家翻譯一下
如果有文法不對的地方
煩請不吝指教

: 哞....
恩! 草很好吃

: 哞？
咦? 是誰?

: 哞哞！？哞哞哞!！！！！
等等!?不可以!!!!

: 哞！！!！！..............哞.....
不要!!!......阿.....

: .........哞、哞、哞、哞、哞、哞....
......阿、阿、阿、阿、阿、阿、....

: 哞！哞！哞！哞！
嗯!嗯!嗯!嗯!

: 哞～～～哞哞！哞哞哞！！！哞！！！！！！！！！
啊~~~快了!快去了!!!啊!!!!!

: ............哞～～～～～～～～～～
.......啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: 哞～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～
啊斯~~~~~~~~~~

: 哞？
嗯?

: 哞..............
寶貝.......

: [新聞] 男子掛在母牛背後離奇死亡，原因卻是...
: 一位民眾清晨運動正返家途中
: 赫然發現一頭母牛低頭吃草、背後掛著一名男子動也不動
: 往前查看發現該名下體赤裸男子早已氣絕多時
: 且下體跟母牛緊緊相接，接合處有血液乾掉痕跡
: 檢察官到場勘驗並根據監視錄影指出
: 昨晚深夜，這名男子鬼鬼祟祟接近母牛
: 脫下褲子後便跟這頭溫柔的母牛性交
: 但可能是母牛性高潮之後
: 陰道收縮夾斷男子的陰莖導致大量出血
: 從錄影帶得知男子極力想掙脫但還是虛脫癱軟
: 專家指出
: 進行任何危險性行為之前都必須考量過程中的後果
: 尤其是面對一頭母牛
: 強大的陰道收縮能力連鐵鋁罐都能夾扁
: 更何況是一根肉做的懶覺
: 建議民眾進行時須多加小心
: （41j／綜合外電報導）

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By Isabella
at 2015-07-05T02:55

哞哞你

By Rebecca
at 2015-07-06T14:58

哞

By Oliver
at 2015-07-08T03:01

You GJ!

By Ophelia
at 2015-07-09T15:03

牛魔王4ni?

By Kristin
at 2015-07-11T03:06

By Isla
at 2015-07-12T15:09

41J

By Rebecca
at 2015-07-14T03:11

囗牟囗牟囗牟！！！！

By Damian
at 2015-07-15T15:14

這篇是啥啦XD

By Enid
at 2015-07-17T03:16

覺得哞哞噠

By Doris
at 2015-07-18T15:19

你翻譯個屁啊!!!哈哈哈哈哈 XDDDDDD

By Genevieve
at 2015-07-20T03:22

哞哞哞哞哞哞~~~~~~~~

By Michael
at 2015-07-21T15:24

你母牛系?

By Delia
at 2015-07-23T03:27

哞～

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-07-24T15:30

你哞語系？

By Faithe
at 2015-07-26T03:32

哞哞哞，哞哞

By Blanche
at 2015-07-27T15:35

Hahhahhha

By Daniel
at 2015-07-29T03:38

下次找你翻譯貓叫春

By Kama
at 2015-07-30T15:40

娘子～跟牛魔王出來看上帝

By Ina
at 2015-08-01T03:43

哞~~~~

By Lauren
at 2015-08-02T15:46

人才啊太神了

By Rebecca
at 2015-08-04T03:48

每天聽牛叫，方能翻譯之

By Brianna
at 2015-08-05T15:51

你母牛系？

By Oliver
at 2015-08-07T03:54

寶貝個屁，笑死我

By Iris
at 2015-08-08T15:56

看了我都硬了

By Joseph
at 2015-08-10T03:59

殺小啦！！！！

By Thomas
at 2015-08-11T16:02

你母牛系喔

By Sarah
at 2015-08-13T04:04

有母牛~就有母牛系也很正常lol

By Queena
at 2015-08-14T16:07

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Zora
at 2015-08-16T04:09

太強大了!好一個牛精字典

By Freda
at 2015-08-17T16:12

娘子～跟牛魔王出來看上帝

By Jake
at 2015-08-19T04:15

...翻譯個毛喔XDD

By Ingrid
at 2015-08-20T16:17

幹我看了三小

By Faithe
at 2015-08-22T04:20

放假了西因仔普你寫這啥

By Charlie
at 2015-08-23T16:23

８７

By Carol
at 2015-08-25T04:25

哞

By Poppy
at 2015-08-26T16:28

有種悲從中來的感覺

By Hedwig
at 2015-08-28T04:31

J啥洨？

By Quintina
at 2015-08-29T16:33

你是牛膩??

By George
at 2015-08-31T04:36

哞～

By Vanessa
at 2015-09-01T16:39

翻出來就失了那個味了

By Callum
at 2015-09-03T04:41

科科

By Anthony
at 2015-09-04T16:44

推

By Margaret
at 2015-09-06T04:47

xDDDDDDDDD

By Kelly
at 2015-09-07T16:49

廢到笑XDDD

By Joseph
at 2015-09-09T04:52

有笑有推

By Daniel
at 2015-09-10T16:55

一整個無違和感。。。。XD

By Gary
at 2015-09-12T04:57

想到南方公園乳牛跟外星人XDDD

By John
at 2015-09-13T17:00

靠XDDDD

By Leila
at 2015-09-15T05:02

這是我看過最精闢的翻譯，文字意義都詮釋得很到位

By Damian
at 2015-09-16T17:05

幹浪費我兩分鐘XD

By Dora
at 2015-09-18T05:08

有點廢，但還是笑了

By Ina
at 2015-09-19T17:10

北七XD

By Jake
at 2015-09-21T05:13

樓下開啟地獄母牛關

By Anonymous
at 2015-09-22T17:16

純推認真翻譯

By Enid
at 2015-09-24T05:18

幹...我看了什麼

By Charlotte
at 2015-09-25T17:21

跟我糟糕的想像差不多XDDD

By Emma
at 2015-09-27T05:24

哞哞哞!

By Ula
at 2015-09-28T17:26

哞~

By Mia
at 2015-09-30T05:29

昔有祝枝山畫小雞啄米圖，今有CRT譯母牛被幹語

By Brianna
at 2015-10-01T17:32

三小啦XDDDD

By Daph Bay
at 2015-10-03T05:34

你第二名

By Yuri
at 2015-10-04T17:37

牛魔王XD

By Carol
at 2015-10-06T05:40

By Joseph
at 2015-10-07T17:42

哇

By Tracy
at 2015-10-09T05:45

動物系嗎你XD

By Dinah
at 2015-10-10T17:48

幹麻翻譯啦XDDDD

By Yedda
at 2015-10-12T05:50

牛牛

By Hedy
at 2015-10-13T17:53

笑開～蠻牛力

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