性慾高漲很想強姦母牛 - 成人話題討論

By Lauren
at 2015-07-01T18:21

Table of Contents

※ 引述《yhwh (雅威)》之銘言：
: 請問大家都麼怎解決性慾
: 我以前喜歡看已故女優或三級片女星囧槍
: 這種感覺很不錯身心靈結合可是日子久了漸漸麻痺
: 最近回家看到家中小鳥
: 會在木棍上磨蹭屁股和背對著我拍翅膀把屁股翹起來不停搖晃
: 我很想幫她... 只好用手去扣她屁眼
: 可惜往往成效不佳她不爽就咬我
: 我只好哄著她跟我一起看R片
: 請問大家單身、沒錢、醜肥、不敢去開趴、喜歡動物
: 在大熱天冷氣房都怎麼解決性慾

哞....

哞？

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哞！！！！！..............哞.....

.........哞、哞、哞、哞、哞、哞....

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............哞～～～～～～～～～～

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哞？
哞..............

[新聞] 男子掛在母牛背後離奇死亡，原因卻是...

一位民眾清晨運動正返家途中
赫然發現一頭母牛低頭吃草、背後掛著一名男子動也不動
往前查看發現該名下體赤裸男子早已氣絕多時
且下體跟母牛緊緊相接，接合處有血液乾掉痕跡

檢察官到場勘驗並根據監視錄影指出
昨晚深夜，這名男子鬼鬼祟祟接近母牛
脫下褲子後便跟這頭溫柔的母牛性交
但可能是母牛性高潮之後
陰道收縮夾斷男子的陰莖導致大量出血
從錄影帶得知男子極力想掙脫但還是虛脫癱軟

專家指出
進行任何危險性行為之前都必須考量過程中的後果
尤其是面對一頭母牛
強大的陰道收縮能力連鐵鋁罐都能夾扁
更何況是一根肉做的懶覺
建議民眾進行時須多加小心

（41j／綜合外電報導）

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Daph Bay
at 2015-07-03T13:57

看到老馬先推

By Odelette
at 2015-07-05T09:33

哈

By Lydia
at 2015-07-07T05:08

41J

By Thomas
at 2015-07-09T00:44

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By Hardy
at 2015-07-10T20:20

哈哈哈哪招

By Iris
at 2015-07-12T15:56

超靠北

By Erin
at 2015-07-14T11:31

推

By Lucy
at 2015-07-16T07:07

是真的嗎..

By Dorothy
at 2015-07-18T02:43

......

By Vanessa
at 2015-07-19T22:18

記者正確

By Poppy
at 2015-07-21T17:54

哞什麼啦XDDDDDDDDD

By James
at 2015-07-23T13:30

想上老馬！

By Jacky
at 2015-07-25T09:05

哈哈哈，老馬，真有你的！

By Edith
at 2015-07-27T04:41

會爆

By Ina
at 2015-07-29T00:17

奇葩的41J

By Ingrid
at 2015-07-30T19:53

推對白

By Lydia
at 2015-08-01T15:28

人屌居然能讓母牛性高潮…

By Ursula
at 2015-08-03T11:04

笑了…XDDD

By Doris
at 2015-08-05T06:40

竟然是剛生小馬的老馬！！

By Lily
at 2015-08-07T02:15

老馬其實你想轉行了吧

By Damian
at 2015-08-08T21:51

記者正確給推

By Eartha
at 2015-08-10T17:27

太危險啊！

By Ophelia
at 2015-08-12T13:02

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By Faithe
at 2015-08-14T08:38

哞哞哞

By Olivia
at 2015-08-16T04:14

不要害我吃晚餐大笑啦XDDD

By Poppy
at 2015-08-17T23:50

記者正確@@

By Frederica
at 2015-08-19T19:25

靠...我笑到噴飯了

By Steve
at 2015-08-21T15:01

你u吽還有問號是怎麼回事！

By Donna
at 2015-08-23T10:37

還讓不讓人好好吃晚餐啊，我已經被雪碧嗆翻天ler晚餐麥
當勞的+1 指考的快看書

By Catherine
at 2015-08-25T06:12

幹還以為是暗黑的牛關

By Necoo
at 2015-08-27T01:48

幹~牛你也會小弟真是佩服!!!

By Anthony
at 2015-08-28T21:24

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Iris
at 2015-08-30T16:59

腦中忽然浮現乳牛關XDDDD

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-09-01T12:35

XDDDD

By Christine
at 2015-09-03T08:11

XDDDD

By Thomas
at 2015-09-05T03:47

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By Charlotte
at 2015-09-06T23:22

XDDDD

By Hedy
at 2015-09-08T18:58

哞XDDD

By Charlie
at 2015-09-10T14:34

極神

By Bethany
at 2015-09-12T10:09

幹笑死

By Selena
at 2015-09-14T05:45

老馬你有沒有考慮過那頭牛的心情啊QAQ~~~

By Agatha
at 2015-09-16T01:21

這....

By Jessica
at 2015-09-17T20:56

你有沒有同理心阿Q﹍Q

By Zanna
at 2015-09-19T16:32

哈哈哈˙ㄚ

By Robert
at 2015-09-21T12:08

XDD

By Isabella
at 2015-09-23T07:44

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By George
at 2015-09-25T03:19

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By Frederic
at 2015-09-26T22:55

哞

By Ophelia
at 2015-09-28T18:31

拜託你擔任動物語言翻譯人類跟動物可以溝通的日子到來了
!

By Belly
at 2015-09-30T14:06

.....老馬幹牛

By Callum
at 2015-10-02T09:42

我只是很不服氣的想著，公牛有鐵鋁罐那麼硬？

By Yedda
at 2015-10-04T05:18

哈哈哈哈

By Hedy
at 2015-10-06T00:53

哞～～～～～～

By Ophelia
at 2015-10-07T20:29

笑翻XDDDD

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-10-09T16:05

41j是什麼意思啊？

By Joe
at 2015-10-11T11:41

哞哞的部份怎麼沒中文翻譯啦??

By Ula
at 2015-10-13T07:16

建議民眾進行時須多加小心............這三小啦

By Lauren
at 2015-10-15T02:52

我還以為是跟老馬嘞XD

By Lauren
at 2015-10-16T22:28

？？？？？？

By Sandy
at 2015-10-18T18:03

老馬是你？！

By Charlie
at 2015-10-20T13:39

所以公牛可以抵擋這種攻擊…

By Hedy
at 2015-10-22T09:15

XDDDDD

By Audriana
at 2015-10-24T04:50

41j是一個記者專報這類新聞的

By Ina
at 2015-10-26T00:26

太靠北了

By Eden
at 2015-10-27T20:02

哈哈

By David
at 2015-10-29T15:38

推性高潮

By Leila
at 2015-10-31T11:13

哞屁啦XDDD

By William
at 2015-11-02T06:49

XDDDD

By Jacob
at 2015-11-04T02:25

哈哈哈沒綠失敗啦

By Olive
at 2015-11-05T22:00

貼三小ROSE XDDDD 靠北喔XDDD

By Hamiltion
at 2015-11-07T17:36

XDDDDDD

By Daph Bay
at 2015-11-09T13:12

專業記者

By Dinah
at 2015-11-11T08:47

靠杯喔哈哈哈哈

By Charlie
at 2015-11-13T04:23

這表示...牛懶叫!!!

By Elma
at 2015-11-14T23:59

哞哞...?

By Frederica
at 2015-11-16T19:35

笑翻了~一開始看不懂，重看居然看懂了wwwwwwww

By Kelly
at 2015-11-18T15:10

某謀某摸謀摸摸磨魔？
突然傳來秘密乳牛關卡的聲音

By Erin
at 2015-11-20T10:46

能把母牛搞到性高潮
你真不簡單

By Zenobia
at 2015-11-22T06:22

41J必推哈哈哈哈哈

By Caroline
at 2015-11-24T01:57

good

By Valerie
at 2015-11-25T21:33

有點好笑XD

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-11-27T17:09

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By Jacob
at 2015-11-29T12:44

41J!

By Lily
at 2015-12-01T08:20

老馬你有點強

By Faithe
at 2015-12-03T03:56

XDDD

By Noah
at 2015-12-04T23:32

哞

By Zenobia
at 2015-12-06T19:07

推乳牛關～呣

By Margaret
at 2015-12-08T14:43

哞XDDDD

By Oscar
at 2015-12-10T10:19

我笑了

By Michael
at 2015-12-12T05:54

笑翻XDDDDDD

By Regina
at 2015-12-14T01:30

41J記者正確

By Isabella
at 2015-12-15T21:06

XDDDD

By Brianna
at 2015-12-17T16:41

也太好笑哈哈哈

By Quintina
at 2015-12-19T12:17

哈哈哈好像很專業

By Yedda
at 2015-12-21T07:53

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By Iris
at 2015-12-23T03:29

綜合外電，靠杯@@

By Hamiltion
at 2015-12-24T23:04

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By Hamiltion
at 2015-12-26T18:40

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By Franklin
at 2015-12-28T14:16

XDDDD

By Enid
at 2015-12-30T09:51

哞…

By Hedwig
at 2016-01-01T05:27

哞！

By Genevieve
at 2016-01-03T01:03

哞哞哞！

By Quanna
at 2016-01-04T20:38

廢到笑了xd

By Sandy
at 2016-01-06T16:14

我好像聽到母牛關的聲音

By Vanessa
at 2016-01-08T11:50

能讓母牛高潮必有過人之處....

By Candice
at 2016-01-10T07:26

牟

By Oliver
at 2016-01-12T03:01

哞

By Frederic
at 2016-01-13T22:37

XDDDDD

By David
at 2016-01-15T18:13

好痛，但我笑翻惹…

By Harry
at 2016-01-17T13:48

笑噴又補了知識了

By Damian
at 2016-01-19T09:24

幹哈哈

By Hedy
at 2016-01-21T05:00

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By Enid
at 2016-01-23T00:35

整個哞到我笑了XDDDDD

By Jacob
at 2016-01-24T20:11

金靠北XDDDDD

By Wallis
at 2016-01-26T15:47

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By Rosalind
at 2016-01-28T11:23

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By Xanthe
at 2016-01-30T06:58

............

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at 2016-02-01T02:34

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By Kama
at 2016-02-02T22:10

By William
at 2016-02-04T17:45

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By Ivy
at 2016-02-06T13:21

補推補推~看第二遍還是笑翻XD

By Jessica
at 2016-02-08T08:57

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By Regina
at 2016-02-10T04:32

陰牙牛

By Lauren
at 2016-02-12T00:08

這個有XDDD

By Queena
at 2016-02-13T19:44

有點強XD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-02-15T15:20

乾...他竟然還是讓母牛高潮了

By Kumar
at 2016-02-17T10:55

不推不行 XDDDD

By Anthony
at 2016-02-19T06:31

這超好笑哈哈哈哈

By Gary
at 2016-02-21T02:07

XDDDD

By Olivia
at 2016-02-22T21:42

哈哈哈哈

By Frederic
at 2016-02-24T17:18

R.I.P

By Xanthe
at 2016-02-26T12:54

這樣也一篇

By Olivia
at 2016-02-28T08:29

老馬連牛都行?!這就是所謂的"風馬牛不相及"嗎?!

By Liam
at 2016-03-01T04:05

記者正確

By Olivia
at 2016-03-02T23:41

哞哞？！

By Agatha
at 2016-03-04T19:17

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By Steve
at 2016-03-06T14:52

哞

By Isabella
at 2016-03-08T10:28

哞

By Ivy
at 2016-03-10T06:04

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Gilbert
at 2016-03-12T01:39

41J笑了

By Gary
at 2016-03-13T21:15

XDDD

By Quanna
at 2016-03-15T16:51

哞！？

By Caroline
at 2016-03-17T12:26

超廢XD

By Margaret
at 2016-03-19T08:02

............你屌

By Rae
at 2016-03-21T03:38

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By Susan
at 2016-03-22T23:14

哞XDDDDDDDD

By Ina
at 2016-03-24T18:49

哈哈哈哈

By Elma
at 2016-03-26T14:25

最後一句哞? 笑出來XDDD

By Daniel
at 2016-03-28T10:01

真有才XD

By Kelly
at 2016-03-30T05:36

靠哞的Tempo好搭

By Emma
at 2016-04-01T01:12

笑死

By Kyle
at 2016-04-02T20:48

By Frederic
at 2016-04-04T16:23

xdddd

By Zora
at 2016-04-06T11:59

哈哈哈推老馬

By Odelette
at 2016-04-08T07:35

靠北XDDD

By Dorothy
at 2016-04-10T03:11

好有畫面

By Hedy
at 2016-04-11T22:46

哞！！！！！！！！！！

By Jack
at 2016-04-13T18:22

原來41j是你

By Erin
at 2016-04-15T13:58

記者正確

By Dinah
at 2016-04-17T09:33

XDDDDD

By Bethany
at 2016-04-19T05:09

馬哥要引以為戒啊！現在確實是辛苦了點，拍拍XDDD

By Charlotte
at 2016-04-21T00:45

笑死我了拉XDDDDD

By James
at 2016-04-22T20:20

前面的哞好有畫面XDD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-04-24T15:56

哈哈哈哈哈哈這樣也可以

By Quanna
at 2016-04-26T11:32

XDDDD

By Oliver
at 2016-04-28T07:08

神！！！

By Hamiltion
at 2016-04-30T02:43

太有梗哈哈

By Olga
at 2016-05-01T22:19

推推推

By Quanna
at 2016-05-03T17:55

快笑死

By Edith
at 2016-05-05T13:30

哈哈有笑有推

By Liam
at 2016-05-07T09:06

XDDDDD

By Linda
at 2016-05-09T04:42

鋰鎂銅鋰鋅xDDD

By Jacky
at 2016-05-11T00:17

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By Enid
at 2016-05-12T19:53

對白wwwwww

By Andrew
at 2016-05-14T15:29

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Robert
at 2016-05-16T11:05

……J三小

By Linda
at 2016-05-18T06:40

笑死啦XDDDD41j

By Elvira
at 2016-05-20T02:16

推~~

By Oscar
at 2016-05-21T21:52

By Emma
at 2016-05-23T17:27

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Victoria
at 2016-05-25T13:03

哞殺洨啦。 XDDDDDD

By Irma
at 2016-05-27T08:39

太靠北了XD

By Noah
at 2016-05-29T04:14

老馬也太強，哈哈哈哈哈

By Ula
at 2016-05-30T23:50

哞～哞～喀擦！

By Connor
at 2016-06-01T19:26

笑到翻

By Queena
at 2016-06-03T15:02

拷貝XD

By Hedy
at 2016-06-05T10:37

哞哞哞XDDDDDD

By David
at 2016-06-07T06:13

XDDDDDDDDFDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Zenobia
at 2016-06-09T01:49

記者專業

By Sarah
at 2016-06-10T21:24

推

By Gilbert
at 2016-06-12T17:00

41j op

By Hedy
at 2016-06-14T12:36

超好笑

By Emma
at 2016-06-16T08:11

牟到笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By James
at 2016-06-18T03:47

41J 4ni?

By Zenobia
at 2016-06-19T23:23

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Vanessa
at 2016-06-21T18:59

哞~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Charlie
at 2016-06-23T14:34

是在哞什麼拉XDDDDDD

By Una
at 2016-06-25T10:10

41j是你XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Mason
at 2016-06-27T05:46

.....靠要害我要憋笑 ...

By Donna
at 2016-06-29T01:21

哞哞

By Elizabeth
at 2016-06-30T20:57

母牛很可憐唉

By Gary
at 2016-07-02T16:33

那個哞好有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-07-04T12:08

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Aaliyah
at 2016-07-06T07:44

41j 必推XDDD

By Mason
at 2016-07-08T03:20

By Aaliyah
at 2016-07-09T22:56

什麼鬼啦哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Caroline
at 2016-07-11T18:31

笑了....

By Callum
at 2016-07-13T14:07

我見識到標點符號的強大XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Jacob
at 2016-07-15T09:43

老外真的很愛搞動物耶~到底是...

By Elizabeth
at 2016-07-17T05:18

好痛...

By Liam
at 2016-07-19T00:54

好有畫面

By Regina
at 2016-07-20T20:30

靠腰哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDD

By Olivia
at 2016-07-22T16:05

哞的好傳神XDDDDDDDD

By Yuri
at 2016-07-24T11:41

哞XD

By Blanche
at 2016-07-26T07:17

到底是什麼專家會指出這種事XDD

By John
at 2016-07-28T02:53

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Necoo
at 2016-07-29T22:28

哞屁XD

By Valerie
at 2016-07-31T18:04

哞~~

By Hamiltion
at 2016-08-02T13:40

幹好笑

By Sarah
at 2016-08-04T09:15

真的很屌

By Sarah
at 2016-08-06T04:51

笑了

By Elizabeth
at 2016-08-08T00:27

哈哈哈

By Rae
at 2016-08-09T20:02

超屌der

By Madame
at 2016-08-11T15:38

對話內容清晰明瞭

By Hamiltion
at 2016-08-13T11:14

沒人有疑問:這錄影帶哪來的?誰拍的?

By Zora
at 2016-08-15T06:50

哞三小啦XD

By Carol
at 2016-08-17T02:25

By Dinah
at 2016-08-18T22:01

哈哈哈哈

By Donna
at 2016-08-20T17:37

幹哈哈哈

By Edith
at 2016-08-22T13:12

XDDD

By Zora
at 2016-08-24T08:48

眸

By Lydia
at 2016-08-26T04:24

蛤哈哈哈

By Isla
at 2016-08-27T23:59

母牛鍘

By Necoo
at 2016-08-29T19:35

1J是妳

By Gary
at 2016-08-31T15:11

好像是

性慾高漲很想強姦母牛 - 成人話題討論

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