性愛中女友會講笑話怎麼辦... - 成人話題討論

By Ophelia
at 2016-11-01T15:10

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各位頂天立地男子漢，前凸後翹俏女子大家好，小弟好威猛。手機排版請見諒。

最近小弟有個問題，就是在嘿咻過程中女友時不時的會說冷笑話...比如說：女友：「你
知道我是誰嗎」「你這騷包」「那你知道你是誰嗎」「大色狼嗎」「不是，是人肉。因為
人肉插騷包。」「幹」或是：「來吃我吧，狼。」「你這騷綿羊..看我ㄍ...」「不，我
是會噓文的羊。」「？！？！」「因為我上面餓壞了，下面癢死了」「你妹啊...」

這些話雖然平常聽很可愛，但是在嘿咻過程中一點幫助都沒有啊啊啊啊啊（孟克的吶喊臉

請教各位大神，除了免疫這傢伙以外還有其他解決方法嗎？我知道很豪洨，但以上皆屬真
實故事...請各位大神給點意見....

西斯點喔？有一次中出了他（有吃事前藥調經）他問我是不是有打CS，我問你怎麼知道，
他說因為你fire in the hole啊。（扶額

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By Ethan
at 2016-11-03T20:01

我掉到洞裡面了....快救我

By Rosalind
at 2016-11-06T00:51

哈哈，有好笑到

By Connor
at 2016-11-08T05:42

你需要的是口伽

By Charlie
at 2016-11-10T10:32

女友真的太有梗了

By William
at 2016-11-12T15:23

這種搞笑的女友，很難得的，好好珍惜

By Lydia
at 2016-11-14T20:14

很可愛啊哈哈哈哈

By Jack
at 2016-11-17T01:04

如果女友很濕潤你可以說她是湯包要是剛好她是龍你

By Isabella
at 2016-11-19T05:55

可以說小籠湯包

By Jack
at 2016-11-21T10:45

有笑給推（誤

By Candice
at 2016-11-23T15:36

閃屁閃

By Edith
at 2016-11-25T20:27

By Bethany
at 2016-11-28T01:17

有笑有推

By Belly
at 2016-11-30T06:08

口爆時你也能講 fire in the 喉

By Lucy
at 2016-12-02T10:58

嘟錯洞還可以喊后里穴

By Candice
at 2016-12-04T15:49

這很好啊幹

By Oliver
at 2016-12-06T20:40

好棒XDDDD

By Candice
at 2016-12-09T01:30

哈哈哈哈哈哈這幹到一半就沒fu了吧

By Bennie
at 2016-12-11T06:21

後里蟹

By Belly
at 2016-12-13T11:11

這很好啊哈哈哈超有梗

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-12-15T16:02

By Ethan
at 2016-12-17T20:53

跪求更多笑話

By James
at 2016-12-20T01:43

會軟掉...

By Emma
at 2016-12-22T06:34

fire in the hole還蠻好笑的阿

By Victoria
at 2016-12-24T11:24

垃圾話多,馬上ban掉!

By Hedda
at 2016-12-26T16:15

很可愛啊(￣▽￣)

By Christine
at 2016-12-28T21:06

不要給我

By Hamiltion
at 2016-12-31T01:56

難得的奇才

By Gilbert
at 2017-01-02T06:47

你女友好促咪

By Edith
at 2017-01-04T11:37

XDDD

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-01-06T16:28

我也要插騷包 QQ

By Ursula
at 2017-01-08T21:19

喊別的女生的名字啊最好是認識的

By Todd Johnson
at 2017-01-11T02:09

很有情趣

By Leila
at 2017-01-13T07:00

幹，超好笑，但是不要是我的就好

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-01-15T11:50

超好笑 XDDDD

By Leila
at 2017-01-17T16:41

真可愛好有情趣噢求介紹來噢收自薦噢

By Eartha
at 2017-01-19T21:32

幹掉

By Hamiltion
at 2017-01-22T02:22

我遇過的女生叫都來不及了，還講笑話咧，也太誇張了

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-01-24T07:13

北七XDDDD

By Michael
at 2017-01-26T12:03

幹有笑有推

By Irma
at 2017-01-28T16:54

By Selena
at 2017-01-30T21:45

求直播

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-02-02T02:35

By Mason
at 2017-02-04T07:26

求直播+1

By Valerie
at 2017-02-06T12:16

不要就讓給我

By Catherine
at 2017-02-08T17:07

閃殺洨？

By Suhail Hany
at 2017-02-10T21:58

哈哈這麼奇葩女友不要給我啊

By Kristin
at 2017-02-13T02:48

我單身狗不知道，汪汪

By Frederica
at 2017-02-15T07:39

哈哈哈也太好笑了吧！好可愛的女友！

By Anthony
at 2017-02-17T12:29

真的好好笑哈哈哈

By Hedwig
at 2017-02-19T17:20

噗噗這很好笑啊推推

By Ivy
at 2017-02-21T22:11

欸這很好阿，哈哈哈哈

By Ingrid
at 2017-02-24T03:01

哈哈哈哈

By Susan
at 2017-02-26T07:52

有笑有推(咦? 走錯版

By Hedwig
at 2017-02-28T12:42

這我手一定過去給他嗚住

By Belly
at 2017-03-02T17:33

女友也太可愛哈哈哈

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-03-04T22:24

我也是這樣，另一半表示痛苦，而且有一陣子他因為這樣
不想跟我做

By Daniel
at 2017-03-07T03:14

快笑死哈哈哈哈哈推推XD

By Heather
at 2017-03-09T08:05

有一次我也跟我男友討論馬英九他整個超尷尬

By Elizabeth
at 2017-03-11T12:55

超好笑誒XDDD讚

By Frederic
at 2017-03-13T17:46

你女友太優秀了

By Rebecca
at 2017-03-15T22:37

蠻好笑的啊XD

By Eden
at 2017-03-18T03:27

把她嘴巴塞住啊

By Xanthe
at 2017-03-20T08:18

笑了

By Bethany
at 2017-03-22T13:08

請轉就可版

By Sarah
at 2017-03-24T17:59

你女友也太可愛了XD

By John
at 2017-03-26T22:50

不要給我

By Isabella
at 2017-03-29T03:40

XDDDDD

By Rachel
at 2017-03-31T08:31

緊促咪!!

By Mason
at 2017-04-02T13:21

慘這樣會幹不下去

By Poppy
at 2017-04-04T18:12

認真回,我也覺得作愛中講冷笑話很掃興...

By Robert
at 2017-04-06T23:03

海德格...

By Lucy
at 2017-04-09T03:53

XDDDDDD

By Emily
at 2017-04-11T08:44

女:在心中i你 i你 i你愛叨不吸不醒?
男:我願意這樣撞你撞到撞到地球變形~\('_')/

By Andrew
at 2017-04-13T13:34

笑死XDD

By Rae
at 2017-04-15T18:25

好有趣

By Damian
at 2017-04-17T23:16

這麼有趣的女友要哪裡找啊

By Jake
at 2017-04-20T04:06

這我一定吉

By Jake
at 2017-04-22T08:57

XDDDDD

By Damian
at 2017-04-24T13:47

我也很喜歡做的時候笑或講話囧男友都會直接吻上來或是
啪很用力到我說不出話><

By Blanche
at 2017-04-26T18:38

說真的，她是不是因為沒感覺才會想這些避免尷尬？

By Barb Cronin
at 2017-04-28T23:29

溫馨推。

By Anonymous
at 2017-05-01T04:19

女友太可愛了

By Hedda
at 2017-05-03T09:10

推女友xD

By Sarah
at 2017-05-05T14:00

有笑有推

By Barb Cronin
at 2017-05-07T18:51

有梗

By Isabella
at 2017-05-09T23:42

幹好可愛哈哈哈

By Robert
at 2017-05-12T04:32

金處咪～

By Bethany
at 2017-05-14T09:23

也太好笑

By Adele
at 2017-05-16T14:13

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Olive
at 2017-05-18T19:04

親上去不就好了

By Doris
at 2017-05-20T23:55

會笑到軟欸哈哈哈

By Madame
at 2017-05-23T04:45

女友好有梗XDDDDDD

By Rachel
at 2017-05-25T09:36

有笑有推哈哈哈哈

By Kama
at 2017-05-27T14:26

hahaha

By Iris
at 2017-05-29T19:17

這種女友狠棒啊

By James
at 2017-06-01T00:08

幹超好笑

By Rosalind
at 2017-06-03T04:58

好好笑喔喔喔喔我下次也要

By Charlotte
at 2017-06-05T09:49

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Hamiltion
at 2017-06-07T14:39

可以效仿你女友

By Isabella
at 2017-06-09T19:30

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Aaliyah
at 2017-06-12T00:21

蠻好笑的啊

By Mia
at 2017-06-14T05:11

太可愛了XDD 我也覺得直接親上去是好方法

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