怎麼找外勞打砲 - 成人話題討論

Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2015-10-08T01:02

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※ 引述《a0800944939 (你看不見我)》之銘言：
: 我啊
: 因為看到女生就緊張
: 緊張就軟屌
: 台灣女生一定不喜歡我
: 最近逛街看到外勞
: 除了講話不習慣以外
: 那個臉跟身材
: 未幹先射
: 有什麼辦法可以約外勞嗎？
: 小弟沒錢沒膽不帥又害羞
: 可以做得到嗎？

小弟教你一個更好的方法

可以約的到金髮碧眼的外國人

更best的是通常不是你開口約、而是他們主動約

你就去教會附近走走

自然很多穿著白襯衫、帶著安全帽的歪國女傳教士

會騎腳踏車到你旁邊問你：

「先生、不豪一斯、請問尼、性交嗎？」

我性性性！！！

然後就能%%%%%%%%%%%%惹

呵呵

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All Comments

Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2015-10-12T18:23
廢到我笑了....這不是好久以前阿貴的哏嗎
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2015-10-17T11:44
我笑了...
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2015-10-22T05:04
笑惹
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2015-10-26T22:25
我竟然笑了
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2015-10-31T15:45
版主這篇漏砍了啦
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2015-11-05T09:06
幹哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2015-11-10T02:27
嘴角失守.....我信了！哈哈
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2015-11-14T19:47
XDDDDDDDD
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2015-11-19T13:08
好笑欸
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2015-11-24T06:28
XDDDDDDDDDDD
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2015-11-28T23:49
XDDD
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2015-12-03T17:10
廢到笑
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2015-12-08T10:30
甲上
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2015-12-13T03:51
廢到掉渣啦
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2015-12-17T21:11
這不是831的歪國人梗嗎
Una avatar
By Una
at 2015-12-22T14:32
廢到笑了XDDDDDDDDDD
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2015-12-27T07:53
女傳教士只能找女生入教
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2016-01-01T01:13
XDDDDD 好廢
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2016-01-05T18:34
更best你都說的出來 哪國語言
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2016-01-10T11:54
笑了！！！！！
Una avatar
By Una
at 2016-01-15T05:15
有笑有推!!!
William avatar
By William
at 2016-01-19T22:36
911歪國人 mv
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-01-24T15:56
XDD
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2016-01-29T09:17
推！！
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2016-02-03T02:37
笑了
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2016-02-07T19:58
哈哈哈 這個好笑
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2016-02-12T13:19
有笑有推
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2016-02-17T06:39
你要不要信教~
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2016-02-22T00:00
http://youtu.be/kkc797WQfs0
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2016-02-26T17:20
這個有好笑到！
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2016-03-02T10:41
有笑有推!
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2016-03-07T04:02
我也笑了！！！
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2016-03-11T21:22
......
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2016-03-16T14:43
哈哈哈這個有好笑到
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2016-03-21T08:03
哈哈哈
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2016-03-26T01:24
今日西斯版太歡樂了啦
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2016-03-30T18:45
週末國慶日咩～
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2016-04-04T12:05
→_→
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2016-04-09T05:26
猜到了還是一直笑啊
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2016-04-13T22:46
槓怎都沒找上我，我要性交。
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2016-04-18T16:07
潮靠杯
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2016-04-23T09:28
911的歪果仁聽太多嗎= =
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2016-04-28T02:48
金靠北
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2016-05-02T20:09
這篇有好笑
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2016-05-07T13:29
靠背哈哈哈
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2016-05-12T06:50
幹 陪我一口奶茶 草
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2016-05-17T00:11
就mv梗啊 沒創意
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2016-05-21T17:31
我笑了XDDD
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-05-26T10:52
玖壹壹，歪果人。
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2016-05-31T04:12
有笑有推
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2016-06-04T21:33
有笑有推
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2016-06-09T14:54
我不姓焦
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2016-06-14T08:14
哈哈哈
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-06-19T01:35
有笑
David avatar
By David
at 2016-06-23T18:55
我唱饒舌也傳教 國小英文我也教
台灣的女孩 讓我有點想要CHECK OUT
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-06-28T12:16
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2016-07-03T05:37
不算mv梗吧哈哈哈哈骨灰級笑話但還是很好笑
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2016-07-07T22:57
xd
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2016-07-12T16:18
有笑有推
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2016-07-17T09:38
乾 廢到笑哈哈哈
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2016-07-22T02:59
廢到笑了
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2016-07-26T20:20
XD 遇到都是男的傳教士要性交耶....
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2016-07-31T13:40
廢到笑XDD
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2016-08-05T07:01
笑了
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2016-08-10T00:21
上班憋笑有夠累
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2016-08-14T17:42
這樣阿
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2016-08-19T11:03
笑到差點漏尿
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2016-08-24T04:23
原來如此
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2016-08-28T21:44
dreamleo:這不是831的歪國人梗嗎
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2016-09-02T15:04
尼淫惹
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2016-09-07T08:25
北爛
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2016-09-12T01:46
難得廢的這麼好笑
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2016-09-16T19:06
XDDDD
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2016-09-21T12:27
笑了
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-09-26T05:47
XD
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2016-09-30T23:08
http://www.pttreader.com/2011/03/re_8158.html
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2016-10-05T16:29
Re: [認真] 有人幹過外勞嗎?
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2016-10-10T09:49
小賊要不要信教XD
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2016-10-15T03:10
壓力是有多大XDDDD
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2016-10-19T20:30
XDDDDDD
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2016-10-24T13:51
哈哈
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By Xanthe
at 2016-10-29T07:12
要不要打ㄆㄠ
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2016-11-03T00:32
哈哈…
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By Sierra Rose
at 2016-11-07T17:53
笑死
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By George
at 2016-11-12T11:13
有笑 ，淚推
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2016-11-17T04:34
我跑錯版了嗎？:)

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at 2015-10-08T00:14
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