怎樣舒緩老二太小所感到的自卑心理不適 - 成人話題討論

Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2017-09-22T03:48

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※ 引述《mbrya (.)》之銘言:
: 各位31cm , H 奶你們好,
: 小弟是小屌一族 ,這幾天看了一系列大屌的文後,
: 非常羨慕版上不少大屌俠, 老二太大到會讓另一半會感到不適,
: 而小弟我只能因老二太小而導致心理不適
: 小弟的屌不夠大, 沒有版上的大屌們30cm , 大概只有17~18cm ,
: 以前和前幾任床伴行房時, 對方都覺得不夠盡興, 達不到高潮
: 都覺得小弟的屌不夠大~ 每次小弟放進去時~
: 床伴都是說沒什麼感覺.. 叫我再往裡面頂,
: 最後實在滿足不了她們, 她們都覺得和她們性器不合
: 導致難得約到的床伴都離小弟而去, 她們各自去找尋她們想要的30cm大屌
: 小弟身材也普普, 沒有超過185公分的身高, 只有181cm/69kg的普通身材,
: https://i.imgur.com/XcnnVh1.jpg
: 難捥留住床伴, 至今也還是約不到床伴
: 最後小弟只能淪落到孤獨寂寞的在角落自行 OGC


我想我大概知道這位小屌哥
為何只能淪落到在孤獨寂寞的角落OGC了
大概是因為照片是盜圖來的
所以無法跟妹子在現實生活中碰面吧?
https://i.imgur.com/StMeBr3.jpg

還是小屌哥要說這一切只是巧合呢?^__^




西斯點就說個小故事給大家聽吧


我有個處男好同學名叫小明
他最自豪他的屌有兩千塊鈔票這麼長
三不五時的就到處炫耀自己的大鵰
遇到不相信的人就拿出真相給對方看



我記得他總是這麼對我說著:
「相信我,總有一天我的兩千塊屌一定可以讓我約到炮破處的」



就這樣過了兩三年
前幾天的同學會上我又碰到了好久不見的小明
起初我也認不太出來
畢竟他的五官輪廓改變了不少



我好奇的問了他:

「破處了沒啊?幾年不見怎麼跑去整形了呢?」



他嘆了一口氣才說道:

「原本我以為只要露出我的大屌就約得到炮,
 但經過一次又一次的失敗之後我才明瞭,
 原來長相、身材、口才、口袋才是王道,
 只露出一隻大屌沒有頭腦還是只能回家尻尻。」




這個小故事送給板上的大家
希望大家都能夠好好學習並且精進自己的能力
約好 約滿 約到不要不要的^___^


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All Comments

Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2017-09-23T01:25
推個
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2017-09-23T23:03
笑歪 盜圖也不要挑這麼容易被揭穿的
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2017-09-24T20:41
別這麽大力
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2017-09-25T18:19
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2017-09-26T15:56
兩千塊也要看橫放還是直放,就像A4腰
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2017-09-27T13:34
真有這長相 就算小屌還是一堆人要 媽的快笑死
James avatar
By James
at 2017-09-28T11:12
難怪當時就覺得照片不可能只有60幾公斤 顆顆
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2017-09-29T08:49
而且如果這麼帥又大 現實生活就約不完了 還來這邊
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2017-09-30T06:27
啊哈哈。你壞死惹
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2017-10-01T04:05
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2017-10-02T01:43
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2017-10-02T23:20
哈哈哈,有時看這種打臉都覺得超爽
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2017-10-03T20:58
好神,是怎麼知道他盜圖的
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2017-10-04T18:36
高手在民間,推
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2017-10-05T16:13
笑死
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By Hamiltion
at 2017-10-06T13:51
XD
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By Eden
at 2017-10-07T11:29
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By Ethan
at 2017-10-08T09:07
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Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2017-10-09T06:44
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Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2017-10-10T04:22
笑到我射了 但原原po有信了耶 目的達到囉
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2017-10-11T02:00
太神啦XD
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2017-10-11T23:37
快笑死 給點活路好嗎
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2017-10-12T21:15
這是專門打臉的帳號嗎?
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2017-10-13T18:53
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Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2017-10-14T16:31
XDD
William avatar
By William
at 2017-10-15T14:08
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈uccu
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2017-10-16T11:46
所以他的標題某程度來說蠻正確的。
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2017-10-17T09:24
你壞壞啦,嗯~
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2017-10-18T07:01
打臉文激推
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2017-10-19T04:39
google找圖,其實很方便的
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2017-10-20T02:17
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Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2017-10-20T23:55
%%
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2017-10-21T21:32
笑到歪
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2017-10-22T19:10
遇到瘋子XD
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-10-23T16:48
我看他的屌真相也是盜圖的
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2017-10-24T14:26
你叫寄信的情何以堪
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2017-10-25T12:03
他的尺放錯位置,量起來不準確。
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2017-10-26T09:41
專業推XDD
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2017-10-27T07:19
備份+打臉,真是太有趣了XDD
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2017-10-28T04:56
西斯版真的很有趣 臉都是腫腫的
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2017-10-29T02:34
笑了xd
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2017-10-30T00:12
哈哈哈哈哈哈
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2017-10-30T21:50
他把圖修掉,可是屌照還是要留著不想刪文也要繼續曬
,這真的猛
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2017-10-31T19:27
好險我的是真的
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2017-11-01T17:05
XD
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2017-11-02T14:43
快笑死 為了約炮什麼步數都幹得出來
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2017-11-03T12:20
XDDDD
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2017-11-04T09:58
好慘XDDDDDDD
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2017-11-05T07:36
XDDDDDDDDDDDD笑死
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2017-11-06T05:14
說好不打臉的
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2017-11-07T02:51
笑死
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2017-11-08T00:29
還要補身材照呢,真是太有趣。
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2017-11-08T22:07
哈哈哈哈哈
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2017-11-09T19:44
哈哈哈哈 有笑猛推
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2017-11-10T17:22
他補了欸哈哈哈哈
Una avatar
By Una
at 2017-11-11T15:00
笑推
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2017-11-12T12:38
誠實是很重要的
William avatar
By William
at 2017-11-13T10:15
還挑了在國外的照片呢:P
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2017-11-14T07:53
補完我就明白了 難怪要盜圖 唉
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2017-11-15T05:31
James avatar
By James
at 2017-11-16T03:08
啪啪啪啪啪臉打的好腫
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2017-11-17T00:46
笑ㄌ 最近好歡樂
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2017-11-17T22:24
有笑有推
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2017-11-18T20:02
最近一堆假鬼假怪的傢伙
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2017-11-19T17:39
屌圖也用盜的有黑人屌圖站嗎
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2017-11-20T15:17
幹怎麼辦越來越歡樂了 小週末大放送嗎哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
哈哈哈
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2017-11-21T12:55
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2017-11-22T10:32
我這周的小周末在明天QaQ
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2017-11-23T08:10
哪裡帥……3比巴
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2017-11-24T05:48
他又換照了 笑
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2017-11-25T03:26
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2017-11-26T01:03
你好壞
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2017-11-26T22:41
點播一首 你好毒
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2017-11-27T20:19
推打臉XD
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2017-11-28T17:56
你叫那些寄信的妹子情何以堪
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2017-11-29T15:34
好痛,臉都歪了...
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2017-11-30T13:12
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈幹
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2017-12-01T10:50
XDDDDDDD
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2017-12-02T08:27
XD
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2017-12-03T06:05
打臉打到啪啪啪
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2017-12-04T03:43
哈哈哈哈
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2017-12-05T01:20
太神 這也能找到
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2017-12-05T22:58
還沒啪啪啪臉先被啪啪啪了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2017-12-06T20:36
哇 會盜圖的朋友呢
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2017-12-07T18:14
快去圍觀原文哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2017-12-08T15:51
好壞啊XDDDDD
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-12-09T13:29
笑死 哈哈哈
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2017-12-10T11:07
哈哈哈哈
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By Aaliyah
at 2017-12-11T08:44
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2017-12-12T06:22
封原波為西斯展護衛連分身都抓出乃惹
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2017-12-13T04:00
以此正視假屌圖假身體照之罪
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2017-12-14T01:38
期待你可以很快再抓到另一個 嘻嘻
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2017-12-14T23:15
不是說好的不說嗎?
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2017-12-15T20:53
臉腫腫
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2017-12-16T18:31
哈哈哈哈哈 笑歪了
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2017-12-17T16:09
笑死
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2017-12-18T13:46
還以為啪啪啪是打臉的聲音呢
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2017-12-19T11:24
發廢文還要盜圖 笑死了
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2017-12-20T09:02
啪啪啪 臉好腫
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2017-12-21T06:39
啪啪啪啪
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2017-12-22T04:17
https://imgur.com/vT2NMEG.jpg
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2017-12-23T01:55
別這麽大力
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2017-12-23T23:33
頭都被你打飛掉了...
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2017-12-24T21:10
被抓包哭哭
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2017-12-25T18:48
wwwwwww
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2017-12-26T16:26
A奶都腫成E奶了
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2017-12-27T14:03
哈哈哈,
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2017-12-28T11:41
Busted!!!
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2017-12-29T09:19
推啦 好神哦
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2017-12-30T06:57
你不要這樣好不好XDDDDDDD
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2017-12-31T04:34
原Po臉好腫
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2018-01-01T02:12
笑了
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2018-01-01T23:50
推 臉好腫哈哈哈哈
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2018-01-02T21:27
真是會
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2018-01-03T19:05
推,你壞死了別這樣XDD
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2018-01-04T16:43
哈哈哈
David avatar
By David
at 2018-01-05T14:21
可是你到底怎麼神到圖的XDDD
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2018-01-06T11:58
又是盜圖 又是開分身自推 笑死真的
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2018-01-07T09:36
想騙砲wwww
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2018-01-08T07:14
臉已經腫到無感了,奇文共享 哈哈哈,
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2018-01-09T04:51
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2018-01-10T02:29
笑死
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2018-01-11T00:07
臉超腫
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2018-01-11T21:45
你太壞了
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2018-01-12T19:22
哈哈哈哈哈,好壞
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2018-01-13T17:00
笑死 騙成這樣
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-01-14T14:38
他真的就是個嘴砲
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2018-01-15T12:15
有笑有推XDDD
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2018-01-16T09:53
夠廢
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2018-01-17T07:31
哈哈哈哈哈
Una avatar
By Una
at 2018-01-18T05:09
哈哈哈哈哈哈
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2018-01-19T02:46
快笑死了
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2018-01-20T00:24
XDDDDDDD 壞到不行
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2018-01-20T22:02
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2018-01-21T19:39
這打臉文看了好快樂
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2018-01-22T17:17
太大力了吧
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2018-01-23T14:55
笑死我XDDDDDD
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2018-01-24T12:33
66666666
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2018-01-25T10:10
哈哈。打到臉都腫了
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2018-01-26T07:48
靠北XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2018-01-27T05:26
笑超久
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2018-01-28T03:03
可以推論屌可能也是盜圖
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2018-01-29T00:41
啊啊 幹嘛這樣XD
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2018-01-29T22:19
有笑有推
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2018-01-30T19:57
哈哈哈哈哈哈
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2018-01-31T17:34
怎麼找的阿,也太猛 = =
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2018-02-01T15:12
如果不是打臉而是打屌,就腫成巨屌了喔
George avatar
By George
at 2018-02-02T12:50
騙砲明顯
手法拙劣啊
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2018-02-03T10:27
^_^

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