幹到變性人 - 成人話題討論

By Eartha
at 2017-10-22T22:56
at 2017-10-22T22:56
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大家安安!這次是洨弟第二次發文
為了怕有人再重蹈覆轍(應該沒人會跟我一樣蠢),洨弟甘願當前車之鑑!
錯過這趴,想知道洨弟到底幹了什麼蠢事der
歡迎大家搜尋作者找我的文章(我也是看到Csir大cue到我,
想說怎麼有人用跟我一樣的ID,才發現糗了...)
這個故事也告訴我們不能邊打球邊發信
因為發文寄信有推有噓,
發文寄信前,請先詳閱公開西斯板規!
(當下真的很想找個穴穴把X頭塞進去)
好der! 為什麼這篇標題會是幹到變性人,還請各位慢慢聽我娓娓道來,慢慢分析
正文開始~
洨弟對找床伴這件事情一直抱持著好奇心(不喜歡約炮這個詞)
便下載幾個交友APP玩玩
但經驗不足,效率奇差
於是突發奇想,打算去夜店試試
結果意外的順利,遇到一個熱情的俄國人(以為是看我帥,原來是找援交...)
抱持著沒魚蝦也好的心態,就帶出場了
我洗完出來用一條浴巾包住下半身,秀出肌肌,
並用深情的眼神示意他靠過來,希望這有讓他為待會的交媾過程賣力一點
期望應驗了,隨即而來的是撲倒及法式舌吻
這次,我感受到比在夜店更深情的吻
(洨老弟狀態:胡蘿菠)
我用左手大力的抓著他的奶,回應他的深吻
摁...
生平第一次摸到假奶,不知道該開心還是難過(疑點一)
他回應了我一個低沉的悶哼
就好像各位30cm被咬得很舒服時發出來的悶哼一樣,很man的那種(疑點二)
我問他怎麼了,他說他酒喝太多晚餐快跑出來了
哦~原來是反芻阿
(洨老弟狀態:香蕉)
再往下進攻時
咦?
說好的豆豆呢??(疑點三)
我不信邪地繼續摸索,不停的洗腦自己只是我太菜找不到而已
他可能發現我要起疑了,便阻止我摸索(疑點四)
直接沾口水,扶著洨老弟坐下去
我開始懷疑自己是不是幹到變性人
(洨老弟狀態:剝皮香蕉)
抬起他的腿打算用傳教士結束這回合立馬閃人
奇怪?
怎麼感覺脖子一直被菜瓜布ㄌㄨ(疑點五)
我聽說過腳跟要去角質,但脖子應該不用八
仔細一瞧
乾!
他的腿就像剛長出來的鬍渣一樣一點一點黑黑的
不等他嫌我的剝皮香蕉怎突然變豆腐
我直接拿了錢包手機就是往門口走去
而過沒幾天他line我說護照不見求我還他,說是只有我進她房間
所以是我偷走他護照,還威脅我要去跟警察報案
就又是另一個故事了...
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鄉民: 版主!可以讓人這樣蠢了又蠢、蠢了又蠢的嘛!
媽媽: 不好意思、不好意思,他是我兒子~最近剛學會寄信&發文,下次會提醒他帶腦的!
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