幫破處的壞朋友 - 成人話題討論

By Queena
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西斯晚安
謝謝上一篇各位的關心與批評
我仍舊好好的~~謝謝!!
上個月體力爆佳的還去爬了嘉明湖
除了下山讓小腿有點痠隔天上班起身有點吃力之外其他都很好
不過天氣很差!!霧很大連湖面都看不到
好啦!切入正題
是想來分享一下最近聽到的一些淫蕩事蹟
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話說我有個讀書時就還蠻好的姊妹H
因為有些緣故(什麼就不好說了)
反正她到跟小姐姐一樣的年紀仍是完璧之身
雖然她在工作成就還不差 生活也很有自己的品味
但是因為一些關係對自己就是很沒自信
雖然那些原因真的有可能是會阻擋男生想接近她
但是在這社會上我們也看了非常多幸福美滿的案例
所以跟其他姊妹都一直鼓勵她要對自己有自信
要主動去認識男生
近兩年因為我都會帶她出去認識新朋友
然後H也知道我的日常就是很放蕩不羈(不知道這樣形容貼切嗎??!!@@)
她也開始鼓起勇氣自己去認識新朋友跟男生
不過仍是小姑獨處一個
有天我跟H還有跟其她要好的姊妹在聊天的時候
突然想到或許她在這年紀男友可能是其次
不過先破處可能會對她以後認識男生會比較自然點
畢竟現在社會絕大部分男女都覺得兩人交往
性其實很重要
也有很多男生其實對於面對女生是年紀偏長的處女
通常都被要求負責任或是要破處處女膜沒經驗而退卻作罷
我也看她其實有自己找過幾個對象
雖說是一起去開了房間也過完夜了
但那層膜卻也還在
我心裡面都會幫她暗罵幾聲那些個男生技術真的很差
然後我有個男性壞朋友R
跟R是在批踢踢上認識的
那時候真的很單純就是喝酒
R其實長的也不算差 身高有183
又是老闆又會賺錢 認識到現在應該也有3、4年了吧
但我們真的就是清清白白
從一開始就我們倆會約去喝酒
到來每次喝酒
我會約我朋友 他會約他朋友
老是一整攤一群人一起出去喝
喝酒咩~~人多才熱鬧嗨啊!
不過都僅此於大家喝喝酒聊聊天唱唱歌之類的
其他什麼越矩的事可都沒有吼
跟R一開始不太熟的時候就都我跟他出去喝
都聊一些工作上的事情 主要還是喝酒(是多愛喝?!
後來開始一群人出去後 有時候會接到他打來的電話
開始說他最近又跟那些妹子搞在一起
或是又會說他在那些越南店當東南亞親善大使這樣
反正跟他也是無話不談啦
秘密事都坦誠相見了啦 但身體就是沒有吼
所以R也因為一起出去喝酒的關係認識H
R本來就是很好客的人
不管什麼場子什麼人他都可以炒很熱
雖然有時事後會來跟我閒聊那些場子那些人住"南寮"
下次就不太會再找他們了
姊妹H跟著我這樣出去浪也認識R很長一段時間了
喝酒後口無遮攔H有時候會抱怨自己還沒破處的事
R有事後也會附和H說要幫他介紹
不過真是介紹個屁啊!!
R雖然長得人模人樣
但他媽的他朋友都是阿伯了好嘛!!!!!
R雖然過40但不知道是不是太常採陰補陽的關係看起來像30出頭
有次R也說看我餓很久笑著說要介紹男生給我(我當然沒當真啊!
不過出去後看到他開玩笑說要介紹給我的朋友
竟然是體重要破150的胖葛格
那天我都跟胖葛格保持距離啦
不過喝的有點多又晚了他們還說要去唱歌續攤
撐不住的我就在KTV包廂躺著睡著了
後來我一直感覺有人在摸我的臉
眼睛一睜開 幹!!是胖葛格!!
我真的不豪洨立馬彈起來坐好瞬間酒醒這樣
以後R再說要介紹什麼咖我都不會信了啦
所以R在這樣對H說要介紹的時候
我也是跟H說聽聽就好別當真
畢竟處女的心總是天真的
R有次因為我喝醉的關係
為了要確保我跟H有沒有平安到家
所以也加了H的LINE
R開始也會跟H傳訊息講幹話
然後H每次喝醉都會亂打電話
也會打給R鬧事這樣
一直到前陣子
R有次打給我聊近況的時候
說到他跟H也會聊到還沒破處的問題
一直覺得H遇到的男生怎麼技術都那麼差破不了H的處
然後就自告奮勇地說要幫H破處
問問我的意見!!(幹~我現在是媒介破處484
我就說你們怎樣我不管 就一點不要讓H暈船就是了
畢竟R見過大風大浪
H還是個嫩嫩小處處
以我對R的認識他是一定不會暈的啦
不過H我就真的很難把握了
R就說他一定會跟H做好事前的心理建設
也不會讓我們的友誼生變就是了
以後還是能一起出去喝酒玩樂這樣
也一定不會讓H有機會暈
過沒多久日子
有天H神神秘秘的說有事要跟我說
我還開玩笑的回她說~該不會是要跟我說妳破處了吧
果不其然是R真的幫她破處了
一次、兩次、三次 她們一共約了三次
H說每次都讓她流血好像是因為R的尺寸很大
我就想到有次喝醉R一直吹噓說他的很大
我就一直追著他要拖他褲子說要摸摸看才信
他還不讓我摸咧!哼!
好啦!!原本我還以為只是開開玩笑地
沒想到真的幫朋友破了處
這也算是解一項人生成就????
我就說啦!!!不知道的人聽到這件事一定會說妳看看jg的生活真的淫亂
他媽的我沒砲打都兩個月了還得要聽別人破處的事
到底淫亂的是誰啦幹!!
還好啦~上個禮拜終於破了我兩個月的處
因為跟"那個誰"工作很忙
不是他加班 就是我加班
中間這段時間為了沒得幹幹
火大了好幾次 也吵了好幾次
兩個月沒見面幹幹真的會讓人情緒不穩耶!!
不過大屌就是樸實無華
一插進來之前的那些森氣吵架盧洨的事都忘光光了
然後要不是H約我們兩個去喝酒跟逛好事多
那時間搞不好還可以多來個兩次
情緒可能也會在穩定久一點了 嘻嘻
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很久沒徵圖了
上一篇腳腳穿鞋鞋那個不是我的菜啦
我還是喜歡看大肌肌跟大奶奶
所以藉此篇順便徵個圖
這次的徵圖主題不免俗跟聖誕節要有關係
只要穿紅的、綠的、或聖誕相關應景物品
然後拍照露出大肌肌跟大奶奶的"誘惑性感照"
或然後如果沒有相關應景物品的或顏色的衣服
用紙條寫"批踢踢聖誕快樂"跟"誘惑性感照"入鏡
一樣也可以
每張圖200P~500P不等(依我個人喜好標準看照片審視而定^^)
畢竟是我辛苦寫文賺的P幣啊!!
不免俗我自己當然也放一下圖啊
紅的
https://i.imgur.com/9460L0R.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/UR6ZODP.jpg

嘉明湖山上的迎賓樹
https://i.imgur.com/rxYTHqr.jpg

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有時候我會感覺幸福,但有時候又覺得自己被困住了
-《82年生的金智英》
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