差點約不成的砲 - 成人話題討論

By Carol
at 2020-02-24T12:53
at 2020-02-24T12:53
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西斯午安
是這樣的小姐姐我前陣子在IG撩了一個粉絲
原本只是偶而收到限動的回應
我也是看看內容有想回訊就回
後來有一天不知道講到什麼
我問他說臉呢?臉比較重要
他就傳來幾張照片
臉蠻斯文的
是我喜歡的那種有線條的臉型^^
然後他又傳了幾張生活照啊!!
有健身時的照片、有日常的照片
其中有幾張穿西裝的
可能是因為180幾公分高比例好撐得起西裝
真他媽的好看耶!!
所以就開始三天兩頭的傳照片互撩彼此
有時候也會互傳些很淫蕩音檔
雖然有說好要約幹幹了啦
但一北一南
彼此工作時間的關係一直難喬
這樣撩著彼此也快兩個月的時間了
好不容易說好下個月約一天他要南下
所以在那慾望被點燃到最旺盛的時候
小姐姐突然覺得這種事前撩越多越露骨的
通常正式上場都會不如預期
大部分都會把彼此打造得太美好太夢幻
這樣浪費葛格遠從台北南下一趟
真的很不值得
所以我就在兩個都在互撩的當下
跟葛格說我們到此為止就好了
不要為了幹一砲花費那麼多時間在彼此身上
葛格除了說"怎麼會幹不爽?!"、"我不相信會雷彼此"之外
其他的也無法反駁什麼
幹!!要拒絕的一個是自己的菜幹幹機會那是要多大決心啊!!
我還跟壞朋友聊著
https://i.imgur.com/oZItrtR.jpg

根據彼此的經驗
通常聊越久 第一次見面就要直接進房間
真的踩雷的風險頗大的
葛格被我拒絕後
回訊息都"嗯嗯"、"喔"、"好"、"沒事"
我就問他說
『你是不是在生氣,因為撩那麼久結果最後沒幹到。』
"還好啦!"
『你現在超冷靜的ㄟ』
"因為不是要停了嗎?"
『那是要繼續互撩嗎』
"也沒有啦"
『好吧!那我要開始難過了』
"ㄟㄟ 說停的是妳耶!!"
『幹 就跟提分手的人一樣還是會難過的好嗎!!』
葛格突然硬起來
"一句話嘛!要不要繼續!妳難過我不失落嗎?"
"我是被分手的一方 我不能噹一下"
XDDDDDD
XDDDDDD
XDDDDDD
幹!我看到這回應真的笑慘
真的笑到趴在桌子上無法自我
那反差也太萌太可愛XDD
一直到晚上葛格突然又傳訊息給我說
"突然沒人可以挑逗勾引"
『你可以勾引我啊!』
"我們還是要繼續互撩嗎?"
『看你拿什麼誠意來勾引我再決定要不要繼續』
"手臂照.jpg"
我淡淡的回一句『這手臂不錯啊』
"看來你沒有想要繼續,好吧"
『唉唉唉我有這樣說嗎?』
"那妳就告訴我要不要嘛"
『要啦!要啦!』
接下來就又是一連串的互傳情慾照跟挑逗彼此的話^^
這樣的撩法
我認真覺得真的幹一次
應該也無憾了啦
不過講那麼多還是有幹到才算數啦
那麼會撩我
看我下個月還不幹死葛格
也想問問你各位
會因為那些原因
突然不想約還是約不下去了呢?
我來讓葛格有點心理準備好了
附上這幾天傳給葛格挑逗他的照片
也回應一下版上某篇文怎麼拍照的
有時候真的不用露太多
微露一個眼神就可以了
https://i.imgur.com/K7jR2b8.jpg

或是帶點劇情 EX:你看我今天健身練的屁屁
https://i.imgur.com/2S1b1e6.jpg

或是露個肉肉的腿給他也行啦(那手指縫別誤會)
https://i.imgur.com/UrFeyvD.jpg

或是"我今天穿你最喜歡的小丁內褲喔"
https://i.imgur.com/RjUQmWB.jpg

再不然就把奶PO給他看了啦
但是肉的醜的記得遮起來就是了
https://i.imgur.com/lzAASTc.jpg

以上分享給大家^^
幹!補個跟之前葛格的西斯點好了
之前這葛格也是IG撩來的啦
第一次去幹幹
他就一整個表現很差啊
後來又說要再約一次
我就叫他去給我練好體力來再說
他就後來就每天把做了哪些運動回報給我知道
然後又信誓旦旦的說第二次約一定會幹好幹滿
要親親 要換很多個姿勢 要很持久...balabala
好啦!!第二次再給他個機會
他真的有給我幹好幹滿
但也只有一次而已
不過幹完之後他立馬衣服穿一穿一副要馬上載我回家
他媽的我真的頓時覺得我像是3K1S的外送茶ㄟ
一直到現在他還是每天暗示著能不能再約
我都說等你個性沒那麼雞掰的時候我再考慮看看
哼
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我們都想要牽了手就能結婚的愛情,卻活在一個上了床也沒有結果的年代
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