屠龍戰紀 - 成人話題討論

By Kelly
at 2011-06-16T00:29

Table of Contents

=======以下內容皆為真人真事，真實上演，因不想被認出來，故用匿名帳號=========

身為一個上站一千多次的中階鄉民，上汪Ｘ約個砲再自然不過了．

但是這三天以來的經歷，讓我有了想把汪Ｘ從我的最愛中移除的衝動．．．．．

請各位，用看笑話的心情，來閱讀這篇文章

簡介一下登場角色

小奇：就是我，一個科技業宅，目前上夜班

小月：故事中的重點，身高１６Ｘ，體重７Ｘ（自稱）

小冠：跟我住同樓層的學生宅，常找我交流一些愛情動作片

==============================本文開始==========================

莫約半年前，因為告白被打槍，就上了汪梯想約個女生一起吃個飯，吐吐"苦水"

PO了幾篇徵求MSN的文章，也就加了幾位女鄉民，偏偏聊過之後發現都不是跟我同縣市

而且多半都死會，也就沒有太仔細去經營這些得到的MSN...

直到最近，其中一位女生的FB 、MSN上透露出了想跟男友分手的念頭，這女生就是小月

白癡的我自認機會來了，開始每天跟這個女生喇勒，漸漸的混熟後，

剛好遇到她有連休，想跑來找我，讓我帶她到處逛逛散心，

就這樣，在我前天早上下班後，跟她聊了兩下，

她告訴我，她跟男友分手了，現在很難過，不想待在家

我當然義(精)不(蟲)容(上)辭(腦)的說：來找我吧！我帶妳出去散心

幾個小時候，她就出現在我家附近的小火車站

看到她的第一印象，就是一個普通的，肉肉的可愛型女生，寒暄了幾句

就讓她跨上了我的小悍將，在回家的路上，遇到坑洞的時候

小悍將的後避震似乎有點壞掉的感覺，但是從後面傳來的柔軟觸感

讓我也沒辦法分心去顧慮到我的車，只是這觸感的位置好像有點低....

終於到了我家，這位小姐，大大方方的直接坐在我的床上

跟我說：『好熱喔，這樣我就完全不想出門了阿~~~

你這有什麼影片?我們在家看影片就好了啦~~』

坳不過她的要求就把我放影片的硬碟打開讓她自己選.........

================================噩夢的開始==============================

這位小姐就選了倒數第二個男朋友，看到她選了這部片，我就知道，

待會有大餐可以吃了!!!!!

但是還是故作紳士一下，告訴她，這部片子裡面有很多做愛場景耶，真的要看嗎？
（やらないか）
她：我都不怕了你怕什麼，應該是我要怕你吧！
(回想到她說這句話的時候，腦中閃過某簽名檔『最好是哥吉拉入侵村莊會怕村民的』)

隨著影片越來越激情，她的呼吸似乎急促了起來，慢慢地靠近坐在電腦前的我

忽然問了我一句，你看這個會衝動嗎？

當時滿腦蟲子的我說了句讓我深陷地獄的話
我：我好像有被挑起了耶

她：來床上陪我看好嗎

這時我們倆躺到床上，距離剛好是一個鄉民的長度

我眼角的餘光瞄到，她一直盯著我看，我轉頭正想問她怎麼了

她就往我這邊親過來，自然的兩人就吻在一起，吻了一陣，兩人都氣喘吁吁

她：我好想好像要....

我：恩…我知道

然後，她緩緩的脫去了上衣

我終於理解什麼叫做地獄.........

第一眼看到我還不敢相信我的眼睛，揉了揉眼，再仔細一看

哇靠，嚇死我的毛還不足以形容，幹你媽的我是來到了肉品市場不成?

你他媽的這種身材7X公斤，光那圈肚子少說也有20公斤

這肚子的大小，在我的認知裡應該只存在於一個即將臨盆的孕婦身上

她解開了胸罩後，我開始覺得手腳發軟........

又大又黑的乳暈，胸部像兩個對半切的木瓜，貼在她疑似即將臨盆的肚子上

當她脫下外褲，我已經開始對人生絕望.......

一件目測應該是XL號的華歌爾內褲，被她身上的肉，夾成丁字褲的狀態
示意圖：http://ppt.cc/q(ud 上面胸中間肚下面大腿
不大會畫圖請見諒

原本抬頭挺胸的小老弟，現在躲在雜亂的鳥窩中微微發著抖

我別過頭去，想忘掉這地獄般的景象.....

她：我先去洗一洗比較不會有味道啾咪>.^
幹拎娘這個表情我覺得是依娃科夫的死亡媚眼阿

在她洗澡的過程中，我開始怨天尤人，

幹你媽的到底是誰發明的穿搭術能把肚子完全藏掉根本就是變身術啊!!
幹你媽的到底我該怎麼辦我要屠龍了嗎？還是被當作飯後點心啃掉呢？
幹你媽的......幹你媽的..........幹你媽的..........

想著想著因為夜班的疲勞我就睡著了

不久下體傳來一陣快感，似乎有人賣力的吸著我的小老弟
以為是春夢正想開始享受的時候....
她：人家洗好了耶~~我們來做嘛~~~~
把我拉回了悲慘的現實...

我還沒有動作，就看到那對，跟瓦斯桶一樣粗的大腿，壓到了我腰的兩側......

小老弟很無奈的帶著剛剛被吸起來的硬度，緩緩的深入了龍穴......

那一瞬間，我分不清楚我抱著的是一個女人，還是一個充了半飽不飽的巨大海灘球

她身上的肉，擠壓著我的腸胃，讓我的午餐蠢蠢欲動往食道奔走

她腋下的汗臭味，刺激著我的鼻腔，讓我想吐的慾望越來越強烈

在我吐出來之前，這傢伙高潮了往旁邊一倒，大口大口的喘氣

我發現我新買的獨立筒床墊在我腰的周圍，明顯下陷了兩公分左右

當我高興的認為，還好她很敏感，終於結束，誰知道......
許X舜：代誌毋系憨人想的那麼簡單

她一個翻身，又開始吸著我的小老弟，邊套弄邊說：
快點射阿，快射~我好久沒有補充蛋白質了，呵呵。

內心血淚OS：呵你老母啦幹！！！！！！

在我下爽上難過的狀態下過了五分鐘，她的動作慢了下來，我想她應該累了

她：你快點射喔!!不然我要告你強暴我
韋小寶：反過來說也行!?

我：我努力看看吧.....在眼角流下了悲哀的眼淚，開始我無邊無際的瘋狂性幻想

終於，把我的千萬子弟兵送入龍口之後，她滿足的笑了笑就睡著了

我卻拖著大夜班的疲勞，硬撐著自己狂打CS，

戴上耳機音量開大，試圖用槍聲蓋過這段記憶，

終於在打這篇文章的半小時前，把她送到了火車站，結束了我人生中的災難.....

===================================後記=================================
我打這篇文章打到一半的時候，她忽然打給我，跟我說她髮夾留在我這，

跟我說：下次來找你的時候你再還給我吧.......

我：你給我你家地址我寄給你就好了，不勞煩您跑一趟

掛掉電話後，我馬上找了個信封袋，貼好了郵票跑了趟郵局寄了回去

有在汪梯約砲的版友們，我應該不會是最後一個受害者，祝大家好運......

我想，我大概有兩三年不敢吃爌肉飯了...........

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at 2011-06-16T22:21

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at 2011-06-17T20:13

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at 2011-06-18T18:05

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at 2011-06-19T15:57

勇者幹餓龍

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at 2011-06-20T13:49

對半切的木瓜

By Kelly
at 2011-06-21T11:41

有笑有推

By Elizabeth
at 2011-06-22T09:33

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By Eden
at 2011-06-23T07:25

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By Rachel
at 2011-06-24T05:17

給你拍拍.....................

By Jake
at 2011-06-25T03:09

笑了xD

By Blanche
at 2011-06-26T01:01

By Oscar
at 2011-06-26T22:53

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By Lydia
at 2011-06-27T20:45

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at 2011-06-28T18:38

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at 2011-06-29T16:30

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at 2011-06-30T14:22

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By Erin
at 2011-07-01T12:14

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By Edith
at 2011-07-02T10:06

想吃就不要嫌

By Joe
at 2011-07-03T07:58

勇士證明!

By Zanna
at 2011-07-04T05:50

小冠好像沒有出場欸???

By Belly
at 2011-07-05T03:42

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By Jacky
at 2011-07-06T01:34

洗完澡還有汗臭味是...

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at 2011-07-06T23:26

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By Hedda
at 2011-07-07T21:18

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By Ethan
at 2011-07-08T19:10

小冠咧?

By Sarah
at 2011-07-09T17:02

好笑XDD

By David
at 2011-07-10T14:54

勇者推

By Gary
at 2011-07-11T12:46

我在望踢為啥遇到的都是正妹@_@?

By Irma
at 2011-07-12T10:38

S9 的鬥士龍你都優先拿到了

By Mary
at 2011-07-13T08:30

好聞

By Ethan
at 2011-07-14T06:22

讚

By Charlie
at 2011-07-15T04:14

小冠：還記得我嗎? 還記得我嗎?還記得我嗎?

By Tristan Cohan
at 2011-07-16T02:06

你終於拿到青眼究極龍了油雞BOY

By Rachel
at 2011-07-16T23:58

小冠哩?

By Callum
at 2011-07-17T21:50

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By Wallis
at 2011-07-18T19:42

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By Una
at 2011-07-19T17:34

嚇到發文語無倫次了?小冠被鬼隱

By Donna
at 2011-07-20T15:26

勇者阿

By Mia
at 2011-07-21T13:18

小冠哩?

By Callum
at 2011-07-22T11:10

小冠表示：

By Poppy
at 2011-07-23T09:02

好好笑！

By Ingrid
at 2011-07-24T06:54

有圖有推

By Donna
at 2011-07-25T04:46

代誌毋系憨人想的那麼簡單

By Jessica
at 2011-07-26T02:38

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By Jessica
at 2011-07-27T00:30

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By Lily
at 2011-07-27T22:22

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By Isabella
at 2011-07-28T20:14

你好勇敢！！

By Oliver
at 2011-07-29T18:06

勇者鬥惡龍

By Dora
at 2011-07-30T15:58

看到推文才想到小冠咧XD ?

By Daniel
at 2011-07-31T13:50

小冠躲在後面偷拍回去一直複習影片

By Thomas
at 2011-08-01T11:42

消失的小冠

By Rae
at 2011-08-02T09:34

圖看起來很像青蛙...

By Jack
at 2011-08-03T07:26

小冠在你背後嗎

By Christine
at 2011-08-04T05:18

你的圖好可愛米飛兔耶

By Bethany
at 2011-08-05T03:10

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By William
at 2011-08-06T01:02

推控肉飯ＸＤ

By Andy
at 2011-08-06T22:54

勇者逗餓龍

By Kristin
at 2011-08-07T20:46

我大笑推!

By Jake
at 2011-08-08T18:38

嘴巴說是龍還不是照樣...

By Victoria
at 2011-08-09T16:30

小冠還沒出現就去領便當了XDDDDDDD

By Caroline
at 2011-08-10T14:22

我看你還滿喜歡的啊XD

By Zanna
at 2011-08-11T12:14

勇者啊

By Michael
at 2011-08-12T10:06

快笑死XDD

By Ina
at 2011-08-13T07:58

================她會來找你因為有地址=================

By Jake
at 2011-08-14T05:50

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By Tom
at 2011-08-15T03:42

幹你媽的......幹你媽的..........幹你媽的..........

By Brianna
at 2011-08-16T01:34

=======================樓上抓狂了===========原po??

By Ina
at 2011-08-16T23:26

有笑有推

By Andy
at 2011-08-17T21:18

哈哈哈哈XDD 提神!!!!!

By Charlie
at 2011-08-18T19:10

By Gilbert
at 2011-08-19T17:02

圖好白爛XDD

By Dorothy
at 2011-08-20T14:54

最好是哥吉拉入侵村莊會怕村民的

By Kelly
at 2011-08-21T12:46

小冠也太爽連出場都不用就能領便當

By Elizabeth
at 2011-08-22T10:39

通常我很少推這種文!! 你屌!~

By Necoo
at 2011-08-23T08:31

這真是太有才了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Rebecca
at 2011-08-24T06:23

下班很累但是看到這篇文章很開心感謝您!

By Odelette
at 2011-08-25T04:15

阿哈哈哈

By Agatha
at 2011-08-26T02:07

推小冠還沒出現就去領便當了XDDDDDDD

By Thomas
at 2011-08-26T23:59

如何馴服你的龍

By Liam
at 2011-08-27T21:51

訓龍高手 3D ???

By Belly
at 2011-08-28T19:43

XDDDD

By Aaliyah
at 2011-08-29T17:35

幹你真是勇者

By Robert
at 2011-08-30T15:27

太酷了勇者!!!

By William
at 2011-08-31T13:19

你酷斃了，真的！

By Dora
at 2011-09-01T11:11

XDDDDDDDDDDDD~廬山升龍霸

By Rae
at 2011-09-02T09:03

文章是小冠打的要說阿~

By Kristin
at 2011-09-03T06:55

勇者XXD

By Belly
at 2011-09-04T04:47

啊小冠咧= =??

By Mary
at 2011-09-05T02:39

小冠咧
上面是推

By Anthony
at 2011-09-06T00:31

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Brianna
at 2011-09-06T22:23

小冠勒

By Noah
at 2011-09-07T20:15

小冠呢？？你是看過小月月才取他作小月吧XD

By Yedda
at 2011-09-08T18:07

後勁好強

By Adele
at 2011-09-09T15:59

這樣你還不會軟屌還幹的下去佩服你

By Gilbert
at 2011-09-10T13:51

沒聽過龍6屠龍要YY的嗎~ 請找樓下YY 他拿+9屠龍刀

By Charlotte
at 2011-09-11T11:43

阿小冠咧?

By Erin
at 2011-09-12T09:35

By Victoria
at 2011-09-13T07:27

怎麼都很容易高潮阿 = =

By John
at 2011-09-14T05:19

圖是大眼蛙吧?

By Rosalind
at 2011-09-15T03:11

小冠其實已經偷拍整個過程正上傳到洪爺當中

By Edwina
at 2011-09-16T01:03

那圖...怎麼看起來像隻青蛙...

By Hamiltion
at 2011-09-16T22:55

小冠咧ＸＤ？這一定是都六個月了才來找免錢老爸！

By Selena
at 2011-09-17T20:47

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 小冠勒? 看來你真的驚嚇過度

By Ula
at 2011-09-18T18:39

小冠想和你組隊龍六yy團是否同意 (y/N)?

By Oliver
at 2011-09-19T16:31

沒小冠的場景耶@@"

By Isla
at 2011-09-20T14:23

勇者當然要給推!!!

By Anonymous
at 2011-09-21T12:15

頭都暈了

By Barb Cronin
at 2011-09-22T10:07

你要搬家了~

By Harry
at 2011-09-23T07:59

XDDDDDDDD 可是小冠咧!?

By Emma
at 2011-09-24T05:51

不覺得這篇好笑只覺得你很不尊重人

By Kristin
at 2011-09-25T03:43

我知道你很難過~

By Lauren
at 2011-09-26T01:35

恭喜你已經成功轉職為龍騎士~

By Doris
at 2011-09-26T23:27

勇者鬥餓龍!!!!! XDDDD

By Susan
at 2011-09-27T21:19

我不知道該說甚麼

By Hazel
at 2011-09-28T19:11

有圖有推~~

By Rosalind
at 2011-09-29T17:03

勇者要推！

By Hazel
at 2011-09-30T14:55

爆

By Ivy
at 2011-10-01T12:47

他又沒把人說出來有啥好不尊重的人? a03大要不要黑特
每一篇都去告訴人要尊重勒?

By Leila
at 2011-10-02T10:39

.............幹好嘴道

By Damian
at 2011-10-03T08:31

原PO只是形容當時的場景而且也沒有能夠表明身分的訊息

By Belly
at 2011-10-04T06:23

何來不尊重人了

By Joe
at 2011-10-05T04:15

小冠是掛名而已喔?

By Rachel
at 2011-10-06T02:07

小冠:這篇關我什麼事?

By Tristan Cohan
at 2011-10-06T23:59

樓上的都不要急啦！小冠應該是屠完龍後的安慰品(大誤)

By Anthony
at 2011-10-07T21:51

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Oscar
at 2011-10-08T19:43

龍王!! 是巴哈姆特

By Elvira
at 2011-10-09T17:35

文筆真好!! 寫的我看的人都覺得身歷其境....XDDD

By Donna
at 2011-10-10T15:27

a037不要打嘴砲要是你是當事人你也會有差不多的反應

By Ina
at 2011-10-11T13:19

七十公斤吃的下你胃口真好

By Annie
at 2011-10-12T11:11

By Mia
at 2011-10-13T09:03

By Rebecca
at 2011-10-14T06:55

恭喜你升級了!!

By Mia
at 2011-10-15T04:47

笑死我了啦控肉飯...

By Dorothy
at 2011-10-16T02:40

轉職成功

By Joseph
at 2011-10-17T00:32

海灘球這句經典 orz

By Anthony
at 2011-10-17T22:24

有笑友推那個圖超靠北的...

By Noah
at 2011-10-18T20:16

是意圖好讚XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Daph Bay
at 2011-10-19T18:08

笑到爆炸

By Lily
at 2011-10-20T16:00

其實汪踢也有隱藏正妹(挺)

By Hazel
at 2011-10-21T13:52

同情推

By Blanche
at 2011-10-22T11:44

洨主要是醣類為主喔不是蛋白質這是常識了吧

By Tracy
at 2011-10-23T09:36

有笑友推

By Candice
at 2011-10-24T07:28

有笑有推敬禮

By Callum
at 2011-10-25T05:20

小冠是這篇的笑點!?

By Elma
at 2011-10-26T03:12

我推爆!!

By Regina
at 2011-10-27T01:04

小冠克串??

By Blanche
at 2011-10-27T22:56

快被笑死了有像米菲兔

By Zanna
at 2011-10-28T20:48

小冠表示:

By Ethan
at 2011-10-29T18:40

這篇可以PO笨板

By Megan
at 2011-10-30T16:32

精蟲充腦不意外

By Tracy
at 2011-10-31T14:24

160 7X 本來就滿胖的身型這樣很正常呀?

By Caitlin
at 2011-11-01T12:16

她又沒騙你倒是你明知山有虎偏向虎山行
弄完又在那唉唉叫是怎樣?

By Caroline
at 2011-11-02T10:08

社會果然有階級...

By Agnes
at 2011-11-03T08:00

奇怪ㄟ又要嫌又要淦事怎樣

By Dorothy
at 2011-11-04T05:52

樓上沒聽過禮貌性運動嗎
如果人家都脫光了你不幹她是很失禮的

By Hedwig
at 2011-11-05T03:44

爆阿

By Wallis
at 2011-11-06T01:36

人帥真好我在汪X連女生都約不出來傷心QQ

By Bethany
at 2011-11-06T23:28

小冠：關我屁事啊!

By Edwina
at 2011-11-07T21:20

不過小冠人呢

By Agatha
at 2011-11-08T19:12

自己不拒絕怪我囉?

By Carol
at 2011-11-09T17:04

爆

By Ula
at 2011-11-10T14:56

By Audriana
at 2011-11-11T12:48

佩服您的勇氣...

By Wallis
at 2011-11-12T10:40

閣下乃真勇者是也

By Audriana
at 2011-11-13T08:32

太有畫面了文筆不錯 XD

By Sandy
at 2011-11-14T06:24

槓完了再還靠邀的最賤

By Hazel
at 2011-11-15T04:16

叫小冠踹共

By Caitlin
at 2011-11-16T02:08

剛好讓他爆

By Aaliyah
at 2011-11-17T00:00

真他媽的會笑死~~~~~

By Belly
at 2011-11-17T21:52

XDDD

By Edith
at 2011-11-18T19:44

佩服佩服~ >.^

By Dora
at 2011-11-19T17:36

真慘..

By Elizabeth
at 2011-11-20T15:28

勇者逗餓龍

By Lydia
at 2011-11-21T13:20

誰理你被龍強暴~~小冠勒！還是你當下受打擊姦了小冠

By Dora
at 2011-11-22T11:12

被他看到他反擊你也就毀了

By Genevieve
at 2011-11-23T09:04

http://0rz.tw/jfOrc

By Selena
at 2011-11-24T06:56

幫你推爆

By Oscar
at 2011-11-25T04:48

向勇者致敬 <(￣ㄧ￣ ) <(￣ㄧ￣ ) <(￣ㄧ￣ )

By Michael
at 2011-11-26T09:28

小冠是你另一個人格吧

By Joe
at 2011-11-27T07:20

小冠在哪完全沒出現耶

By Yuri
at 2011-11-28T05:12

你應該改標題你的子弟兵在村莊被龍滅村了

By Dorothy
at 2011-11-29T03:04

有帶套嗎怕你接下來高燒三月不退

By Andrew
at 2011-11-30T00:56

真勇者!!聽說屠龍2團正在招募或許你可以去報名看看XD

By Caroline
at 2011-11-30T22:48

你的電腦名字是小冠吧XDD

By Ethan
at 2011-12-01T20:40

真勇者讓我深深的對你致敬 !!!

By Margaret
at 2011-12-02T18:32

....

By Yedda
at 2011-12-03T16:24

小冠是啥洨.....

By Carol
at 2011-12-04T14:16

小冠勒??????????????????

By Zora
at 2011-12-05T12:08

哈!小冠：關我屁事啊!

By Lauren
at 2011-12-06T10:00

中午吃個控肉飯吧

By Adele
at 2011-12-07T07:52

中午吃個排骨飯吧

By Liam
at 2011-12-08T05:45

有笑有推

By Mason
at 2011-12-09T03:37

講那麼多你還不是吃了...

By Sandy
at 2011-12-10T01:29

小冠:哈~又拍一部愛情動作片!!!

By Vanessa
at 2011-12-10T23:21

By Carol
at 2011-12-11T21:13

棍小冠在哪阿！

By Suhail Hany
at 2011-12-12T19:05

其實你是小冠吧?

By Franklin
at 2011-12-13T16:57

魔人普烏表示:

By Jake
at 2011-12-14T14:49

幹,小冠是介紹心酸的逆!!!

By Sandy
at 2011-12-15T12:41

我還以為你在畫彼得兔

By Bethany
at 2011-12-16T10:33

xddd 靠夭那是什麼奶啊示意圖好靠北 xdddd

By Charlotte
at 2011-12-17T08:25

==================說好的小冠呢===================

By Hamiltion
at 2011-12-18T06:17

小冠勒！？

By Caitlin
at 2011-12-19T04:09

小冠...他全程都在看...不要問...很恐怖.... XD

By Anonymous
at 2011-12-20T02:01

身為版友，我來給你支持了

By Jacob
at 2011-12-20T23:53

XDD

By Mary
at 2011-12-21T21:45

比較好奇原PO解任務後撿到甚麼寶?

By Michael
at 2011-12-22T19:37

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Faithe
at 2011-12-23T17:29

而且小冠在哪阿xddddddddddddddd

By Tom
at 2011-12-24T15:21

哈哈哈太好笑了

By Andy
at 2011-12-25T13:13

小冠:幹林盃死氣對

By Delia
at 2011-12-26T11:05

推變身術xd

By Blanche
at 2011-12-27T08:57

科技業宅？　工程師也是科技業，基層作業員也是科技業。

By Andy
at 2011-12-28T06:49

．．．．．．．．

By Kumar
at 2011-12-29T04:41

太可怕了！

By Genevieve
at 2011-12-30T02:33

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2011-12-31T00:25

XDDDDDDD

By Elma
at 2011-12-31T22:17

小冠咧 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Victoria
at 2012-01-01T20:09

XDDD 圖好像兔子

By Kyle
at 2012-01-02T18:01

電影就是小冠提供的嗎？怎麼都沒交待清楚~~~

By Blanche
at 2012-01-03T15:53

看完有點想哭真感人

By Hedda
at 2012-01-04T13:45

小冠表示:我怎麼都沒出場?

By John
at 2012-01-05T11:37

XDDDDDDDD

By Edward Lewis
at 2012-01-06T09:29

勇者敬禮!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Ida
at 2012-01-07T07:21

XDD

By Delia
at 2012-01-08T05:13

你還吃的下去?!!!!!!

By Olive
at 2012-01-09T03:05

沒有小冠耶...

By Linda
at 2012-01-10T00:57

小冠也被你吃了嗎!!!?

By Jacky
at 2012-01-10T22:49

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ursula
at 2012-01-11T20:41

轉聖騎士了喔！啾咪^.＜

By Elma
at 2012-01-12T18:33

失敬失敬.............

By Kyle
at 2012-01-13T16:25

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD nice

By Adele
at 2012-01-14T14:17

XDDDD

By Odelette
at 2012-01-15T12:09

待會小冠就會上來PO錄音檔了.....XDDD

By Tom
at 2012-01-16T10:01

一定要配溫開水

By Quanna
at 2012-01-17T07:53

對半切的木瓜笑死我了XDDDDDD

By Hedy
at 2012-01-18T05:45

小冠是不是有錄影???

By Isla
at 2012-01-19T03:37

朝聖推~~

By Leila
at 2012-01-20T01:29

可以請問什麼是汪踢嗎？

By Gilbert
at 2012-01-20T23:21

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Iris
at 2012-01-21T21:13

小弟弟還是爽到了

By Carolina Franco
at 2012-01-22T19:05

轉型成功了你成為新一代屠龍勇士了

By Jack
at 2012-01-23T16:57

好誇張...

By Odelette
at 2012-01-24T14:49

朝聖!! 龍戰士!!

By Olivia
at 2012-01-25T12:41

施主不如皈依我佛好了!!!

By Enid
at 2012-01-26T10:33

好文推!

By Yedda
at 2012-01-27T08:25

論a037111是小月本人，笑到我射了啊啊啊啊～

By Rachel
at 2012-01-28T06:17

........好噁心喔!!!!

By Edwina
at 2012-01-29T04:09

GJ!!!

By Agatha
at 2012-01-30T02:01

有得吃還嫌喔? 不過話說她會來這邊嗎

By Eartha
at 2012-01-30T23:53

小冠呢??

By Necoo
at 2012-01-31T21:46

不是有三個人，難道有play one還沒說(載回去的是小冠)

By Mason
at 2012-02-01T19:38

有笑有推!! 不過小冠咧??

By Mia
at 2012-02-02T17:30

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

By Valerie
at 2012-02-03T15:22

死啦
xd

By Oliver
at 2012-02-04T13:14

真的很不尊重人

By Kelly
at 2012-02-05T11:06

重點是小冠怎麼都沒出場過

By Vanessa
at 2012-02-06T08:58

XDDDDDD

By Lydia
at 2012-02-07T06:50

笑死我了!!!

By Belly
at 2012-02-08T04:42

有的幹就偷笑了還抱怨XD

By Jessica
at 2012-02-09T02:34

= = 可以站內信給我嘛我想給你鑑定幾張照片

By Genevieve
at 2012-02-10T00:26

辛苦了...

By Sandy
at 2012-02-10T22:18

小冠躺著也中槍XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Suhail Hany
at 2012-02-11T20:10

後來小冠接收小月

By Aaliyah
at 2012-02-12T18:02

哈哈這根本是馴龍高手現實版

By Olive
at 2012-02-13T15:54

勇者推

By Elma
at 2012-02-14T13:46

不尊重人怪不得汪X女生這麼少給你吃還被你嫌

By Belly
at 2012-02-15T11:38

那些說不尊重人的就自己去吃一遍少躲在螢幕後面噓別人

By Wallis
at 2012-02-16T09:30

0.0乾小冠屁事

By Elvira
at 2012-02-17T07:22

小冠：躺著也中槍幹

By Bennie
at 2012-02-18T05:14

發文附圖好文

By Dinah
at 2012-02-19T03:06

為啥都想女生身材怎樣? 男的是多優咧?

By Una
at 2012-02-20T00:58

你有沒有30公分?

By Noah
at 2012-02-20T22:50

你還不是幹得很爽有懶趴點就拒絕阿^^

By Sandy
at 2012-02-21T20:42

哈哈哈哈

By George
at 2012-02-22T18:34

來個勇者給他轉到旺踢板 XD

By George
at 2012-02-23T16:26

我剛剛去汪梯版發文了...然後板主說我不刪文就水桶我

By Oscar
at 2012-02-24T14:18

好可愛的大眼蛙~

By Brianna
at 2012-02-25T12:10

爆拉爆拉爆拉爆拉

By Charlotte
at 2012-02-26T10:02

爆啦爆啦爆啦爆啦爆啦

By Gilbert
at 2012-02-27T07:54

小冠`:輪到我出場再叫我

By Anthony
at 2012-02-28T05:46

不爽不要幹啊

By Enid
at 2012-02-29T03:38

介紹給我吧我很哈這味

By Valerie
at 2012-03-01T01:30

爆!

By Hardy
at 2012-03-01T23:22

經典的勇者鬥惡龍!看來你屠龍失敗!還被吸乾!

By Ophelia
at 2012-03-02T21:14

這種有購不尊重人的文也M..

By Emily
at 2012-03-03T19:06

爆!

By Hedwig
at 2012-03-04T16:58

淚推.....笑到流淚

By Hedy
at 2012-03-05T14:50

向龍騎軍團軍團長　敬禮!!! ( ￣□￣)/ <(￣ㄧ￣ )

By Vanessa
at 2012-03-06T12:42

說好的小冠呢!!!

By Tristan Cohan
at 2012-03-07T10:34

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 感謝您為民除害

By Jack
at 2012-03-08T08:26

甚麼人吃甚麼菜囉物以類聚恭喜囉

By Kelly
at 2012-03-09T06:18

哈哈哈 ... 厲害

By Edwina
at 2012-03-10T04:10

可以交給小弟弟我來幫你嘛XD

By Hamiltion
at 2012-03-11T02:02

爆

By Eartha
at 2012-03-11T23:54

看到圖就笑了.....可以想像XD

By Delia
at 2012-03-12T21:46

不尊重人

By Poppy
at 2012-03-13T19:38

龍

By Oliver
at 2012-03-14T17:30

超不尊重的

By Wallis
at 2012-03-15T15:22

胖子也是人，口嫌體正直是哪招 ?

By Joe
at 2012-03-16T13:14

M個屁酸民的水準敢問閣下是金城武還是劉德華等級?

By Frederica
at 2012-03-17T11:06

屠龍勒這麼了不起幹麼不用本尊? 還是現在又忙著約砲了

By Freda
at 2012-03-18T08:58

這麼不尊重人活該告白被打槍女生小心阿看到騎悍將的

By David
at 2012-03-19T06:50

約小心別上勾阿不然又來被說成龍

By Dinah
at 2012-03-20T04:42

樓上是苦主?!

By Sandy
at 2012-03-21T02:34

悲慘推

By David
at 2012-03-22T00:26

這種羞辱人的爛文也推到爆...爛透了

By Megan
at 2012-03-22T22:18

西斯版啥時多了一群女性主義者

By Donna
at 2012-03-23T20:10

小冠勒?

By Odelette
at 2012-03-24T18:02

請別濫用女性主義一詞,謝謝.

By Freda
at 2012-03-25T15:54

耶!!! 須啥小!

By Xanthe
at 2012-03-26T13:47

向龍騎軍團軍團長　敬禮XD

By Eden
at 2012-03-27T11:39

好好笑…半切的木瓜

By Caroline
at 2012-03-28T09:31

請別濫用女性主義詞

By Linda
at 2012-03-29T07:23

吃完就甩喔

By Bennie
at 2012-03-30T05:15

補血

By Ivy
at 2012-03-31T03:07

小冠下去領五百還有宅男不也是不尊重男性?

By Eartha
at 2012-04-01T00:59

我論噓的人大部分都是龘

By Victoria
at 2012-04-01T22:51

顆顆

By Rosalind
at 2012-04-02T20:43

拍拍

By Kristin
at 2012-04-03T18:35

有校友推

By Brianna
at 2012-04-04T16:27

噓文的大概常常在騎龍吧科科

By Joe
at 2012-04-05T14:19

小冠:你知道我在等你嗎

By Irma
at 2012-04-06T12:11

敲碗～～～小冠咧？害我看到一半以為會換手

By Jake
at 2012-04-07T10:03

最好是哥吉拉入侵村莊會怕村民的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2012-04-08T07:55

哈哈哈

By Isla
at 2012-04-09T05:47

小冠呢？

By Caitlin
at 2012-04-10T03:39

小冠咧？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？

By Gilbert
at 2012-04-11T01:31

我從頭笑到尾耶~

By Oscar
at 2012-04-11T23:23

幹 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Donna
at 2012-04-12T21:15

油雞BOY

By Annie
at 2012-04-13T19:07

正義魔人自我感覺良好的指責。

By Oscar
at 2012-04-14T16:59

天阿原PO實在太慘了今夜的你沒有極限!!!

By Edith
at 2012-04-15T14:51

真屠龍勇者!!!

By Rebecca
at 2012-04-16T12:43

反過來說也行!這句用在這裡太妙了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Lily
at 2012-04-17T10:35

推一個!

By Brianna
at 2012-04-18T08:27

不是還說人家可愛型嗎有這麼差嗎@.@

By Sandy
at 2012-04-19T06:19

原本抬頭挺胸的小老弟，現在躲在雜亂的鳥窩中微微發著抖 XD

By Una
at 2012-04-20T04:11

最好是哥吉拉入侵村莊會怕村民的

By Madame
at 2012-04-21T02:03

小冠:幹林盃死氣對

By Connor
at 2012-04-21T23:55

對呀，小冠勒？

By Hedy
at 2012-04-22T21:47

幹小冠在哪

By Ursula
at 2012-04-23T19:39

水啦!!!超好笑!!!

By Sandy
at 2012-04-24T17:31

小冠呢XDDDDD

By Irma
at 2012-04-25T15:23

原來在西斯只能容許酸宅橫行幫女生講句話都不行啦?

By Ida
at 2012-04-26T13:15

酸民水準喔

By Ina
at 2012-04-27T11:07

幹勇者

By Madame
at 2012-04-28T08:59

小冠是這篇的笑點

By Jake
at 2012-04-29T06:51

勇者

By Ingrid
at 2012-04-30T04:43

小冠我咧？

By Connor
at 2012-05-01T02:35

真想看妳長的是甚麼德行

By Eden
at 2012-05-02T00:27

勇者!!!

By Franklin
at 2012-05-02T22:19

爆吧

By Liam
at 2012-05-03T20:11

水準還真低~~你又有多好?@@~我倒覺得那女的受害吧~~

By Liam
at 2012-05-04T18:03

最好是哥吉拉入侵村莊會怕村民的

By Steve
at 2012-05-05T15:55

只是個村民想扮勇者?知道厲害了吧?

By Noah
at 2012-05-06T13:47

有咩咁值得笑??人地咁努力去完成比賽...一d都唔好笑囉

By Oliver
at 2012-05-07T11:39

勇者!!

By Kelly
at 2012-05-08T09:31

不爽不要__

By Edwina
at 2012-05-09T07:23

老師勒乾我笑翻了

By Callum
at 2012-05-10T05:15

勇者逗餓龍

By Oscar
at 2012-05-11T03:07

小冠踹共！

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2012-05-12T00:59

小冠勒?!

By Kelly
at 2012-05-12T22:51

朝聖XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Candice
at 2012-05-13T20:43

幹拎娘這個表情我覺得是依娃科夫的死亡媚眼阿 XD

By Mia
at 2012-05-14T18:35

內心血淚OS：呵你老母啦幹！！！！！！XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Brianna
at 2012-05-15T16:27

感謝您為民除害 adore adore adore

By John
at 2012-05-16T14:19

R.I.P 一個龍騎士的末日之途

By Jacky
at 2012-05-17T12:11

XDDDDDDDD

By Isla
at 2012-05-18T10:03

朝聖 2014/8/23

By Damian
at 2012-05-19T07:55

屠龍戰紀 - 成人話題討論

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